#....i Am hungee tho

[caffeled]

me: Living for it

[hawnks]

CONGRATULATIONS OMG

ahhh thank u!! :’) i have done nothing but think about these applications for the past week and i am so glad to be DONE 🎉🎉

also im like….genuinely proud of the manuscripts i sent out. i feel like they’re a good representation of my work and like not really boring ansndjcjjc so fingers crossed

[acecombatmutual]

"romani."

"gudako it is literally two am," the twink man says, pausing his 8th consecutive hour of that one love live gacha. "what do you want."

"we have a problem."

"which is?"

"mcdonalds." saber alter doesnt mince words. shes just fucking hungee, and if she doesnt get some sort of sustenance in the next hour, she will go apeshit.

"the pantry-"

"gone," gawain says it sadly. "even the reserve chips."

"who the fuck ate those??"

gudakos phone buzzes with a twitter DM. 'dont FUCKING tell him or im leaving chaldea' says merlin.

"i dunno man. but the point here is that i want to go to mcdonalds."

"so you came to me??????"

"ya." gudako says flatly. "rayshift us."

romani stares at them for a solid, like, ten seconds. he does the thing where you press your hands together and hold them to your face like youre about to say 'boi.'

"RAYSHIFTING IS FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY AND I THOUGHT WE JUST WENT OVER THIS YESTERD-"

"saber alter is about to murder everyone in here and then herself my dude." gudako gestures to the increasingly pissed salter.

romani does a little option weighing in his head. hmm.... "ok FINE but this is the last time."

and so romani rayshifts saber alter, gawain, bedivere, not mash because shes asleep soundly, and gudako to a mcdonalds in the middle of nowhere in the united states.

"hey," gudako almost falls out of the rayshift portal. "can i get a fucking uhh.." she counts the number of people in the room. "three happy meals and one (1) triple cheeseburger?"

"maam with all due respect what the fuck." the employee is hakunon kishinami actually. after they woke up from cryostasis and rani found them, they were like well humanity has collapsed essentially im going to go to micky ds and get a job.

"you heard her." saber alter says. "triple. cheese. burger."

"alright........" hakunon is actually kind of scared because they recognize salter as someone who looks like nero but evil and thats not ok. they are also is scared of gawain because what the actual fuck they just had to murder his master why is this strange person commanding him now.

about 5 (five) seconds later, the gang has their happy meals. the staff was scared out of their minds because salter threatened to release her noble phantasm on them if they didnt "give me my fucking burger you absolute useless and worthless humans."

"thanks," bedivere who has been (rightfully) silent this entire time says as he recieves his happy meal, complete with a toy.

"this place is a freakshow. i literally respect only you and gawain." gudako replies. salter is busy yelling at the staff because they forgot her pickles. also she might have excalibur morgan'd through a wall. whoops, thinks gudako, i aint paying for that.

"fucking GOD," salter finishes yelling. "i HATE humans." she takes her burger from the poor motherfucker who had to serve it to her and almost (ALMOST) bites directly into the box (shes like a goat, she can eat anything and make it into magical energy) before remembering that cardboard probably tastes like shit.

"wow." gawain has no words for the ~evil~ version of the king of knights who just fucking obliterated an ENTIRE wall of mcdonalds. "can we leave?"

"yea," gudako texts romani: 'yo dude salter just almost killed the staff PLEASE GOD rayshift me back'.

approx. 5 mins later, at 2:10 am, the knights of the round minus a few of them and plus gudako are eating their happy meals in gudakos room. some servants like sleeping in there cause gudako keeps their room super warm. and its cold at chaldea. also saber alter steals their blankets sometimes which isnt very nice.

"so what are we doing tomorrow?" gawain asks, in the middle of munching on like 4 fries at once for maximum fry consumption efficiency.

"dunno. probably playing minecraft."

"ooh my favorite," bedivere says. hes eating his chicken nuggies with his regular arm as to not mess up his silver arm (which makes no sense, why wouldnt he just not get grease on his regular arm??). "i plan to help gawain with farming."

"the best part of minecraft." gawain says.

saber alter is in the corner, silent, eating her triple cheeseburger. "yo you good?" gudako asks. they dont get a reply.

everyone eventually finishes eating. "im super tired." gudako says. "gonna bounce. i might do some ember farming tho, so dont stay up too late."

at approx. 8 am, gudako gets a text from romani that says 'FINISHED PREP TO RAYSHIFT INTO BABYLONIA MEET ME AT 9 AM!!!!!!'

"oh god fucking damn it," gudako says aloud. they literally just woke up.

"huh?" gawain asks. hes been awake probably the entire night. he likes to play minecraft super late.

"babylon." gudako replies. "euuuuruuurrhghjhhjhhjggjj......"

FIN

[tantoknives]

Can you answer them all?? If not 15 through 30 will do

well damn i might as well i guess? long post up ahead under the cut

1. Zodiac sign-Virgo, September 19th I’ll be 212. Sexual orientation-Pansexual3. Relationship status-Very happily in a relationship4. Someone you miss-I miss my girl @honeydelta​, she moved away from my hometown5. Person who’s arms you’d like to be in- @shard-of-the-nightbringer​ but he’s trying to fend the cat away from his headphones6. What you find attractive in people?-Uhh I changed the wording of this question because there are more than men/women out there for sure, but a good sense of humor is absolutely integral for me tbh, and so is me being able to be comfortable around them. I also love it when people have a bit of flair, where they really exude their own personality7. How tall are you?-last time I checked I’m about 5′7″8. What you love about yourself?-I mean I’m not exactly a Chill™️ person because of anxietie and stuff but I do like that I try to be an empathetic and understanding person. also i have a great ass9. What are you doing tomorrow?-I know for sure that I’ll be hitting the gym first thing in the morning, but what I’m really excited about is that we’re going to Crystal Bridges while they’re having a floral exhibit that decorate the paintings which is going to be absolutely gorgeous10. What are your future plans?-uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh okay what I would love to happen is to get a nice big farm in Colorado and start a lavender and rose farm, have a couple of cows and a coop of chickens. I sell my own natural beauty products11. Your last night out in detail-Well I mean, I went out tonight with my SO; we went to see Kong and we were going to go eat at our favorite burger joint, but since we got out of the movie around 10 we decided to go to taco bell. also my period decided to start during date night hhhah12. Your favourite book-The Green Mile by Stephen King, honorable mention is The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold13. All of pets you’ve ever had-uhh mmm first we had a cat named Mogoli, after that we had a german shepard named Niko, my parents still have two cats, Maghera and Maloo, and I actually sort of recently got a cat of my own named Sushi (she is a huge asshole)14. Something that changed your life-uhh literally every moment of my life is changing but okay, um there’s a lot of stuff, just not to stir the shit pot i’ll say it was my scholarship that I worked for15. Do you remember your last dream?-Actually yeah, I do; it was really vivid and scary (in all of my dreams they feel extremely real so in the dream everything that happens actually feels like it happened when i wake up hhah) some fuckin attack on titan shit where these giants were grabbing up people and eating them and people i knew kept getting eaten, but in the middle of it my mom told me to go to doctor hedgehog16. What your last text message says?- “sorry, just got back from a movie!”17. Do you respect your government and the way your country is run?-fuck no fuck that fascist piece of shit 45 and his shithole administration they can fucking choke on my shaft, cancel the NEA and fuck up my future in my college years you absolute shitlords?? fuckin thanks18. Where you would like to live?-I’d really love to go to colorado, it’s really gorgeous and my family used to go every summer19. Your  favourite flavour of ice cream-so far, surprisingly pistachio and corn, i mean, not those together, like those respective flavors20. Last thing you ate-two beef quesaritos from taco bell. im a hungee boy what do you want from me. also i can’t believe ive started eated willingly at taco bell21. Which swear word do you use the most?-uhh fucking guess22. Your plans for summer-i would love to just.... chill, but hopefully I can get a job or better yet an internship somewhere. A trip would be nice?? but dunno if we have the cash for that23. Any upcoming concerts?-unless i’m really invested in the band i don’t go, also i really hate claustrophobic and loud crowds/environments like that tbh. i love Cherub concerts tho, last time I was able to give the leader of my favorite band a hug24. Something that you’re proud of-I got a full ride to college and I’m a DJ, which just sounds cool25. Do you still talk to your first crush?-don’t remember who that was, but the first one i remember? fuck no26. What language do you want to learn?-there’s a lot?? i want to be fluent in spanish to make up for the fact that my dad wasn’t taught because he grew up in a really racist town27. Where you  have lived before?-literally just in fuck-it nowhere arkansas28. Eye color-brown, very brown29. Favourite style of clothing-ohh this is a nice question; in general just for everyday stuff i typically just wear a baggy shirt/hoodie and leggings because its comfy. favorite thing to just wear tho is just a tshirt and undies. good stuff30. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?-depends if i do my face or not; without face, maybe 20-30 minutes, with makeup, an hour probably31. Where did you go today?-went to the movies and the gym32. Where are you right now?-i’m back at home, just chillin’ out33. How many countries have you visited?-i live in the US, but this January i actually went to peru. wasn’t... the best experience ever tbh34. Something old-a plant my mom gave me is 26 years old, and so is the garfield blanket i grew up sleeping on and still sleep with35. Something new-my asshole cat. she’s doing her best36. Something inherited-my mother’s engagement ring she gave me for my 16th birthday37. Is death more scary than life?-i mean, at this point in my life i’m not sure. life is bearing down pretty hard, and i’m worried for the future. but death scares me because there are people in my life that i’m not ready to let go of, but i’m so aware that death lurks around every corner38. Experience you’ll never forget-a couple of years ago my mom, sister and i went to new orleans. we stayed at a hotel with a warm saltwater pool. It was situated in the hotel’s courtyard, so you could see the stars and the ambient city lights and hear the music from the streets. it was late at night so i was the only one out there. i just drifted alone out there and it felt like i was floating because the water was at the perfect temperature.39. What’s your favorite part about today so far?-i tried the matcha rice krispies i made earlier and they tasted good40. Who is your hero?-i don’t really have any heroes. tohru from kobayashi’s dragon maid i guess41. Are you happy with where you live?-i mean, where i live now is far better, more up and coming than where i used to live. people are more progressive, and we live just south of a major art museum. honestly, i really do love it here because it doesn’t feel like arkansas, but every other day i see trump stickers and huge confederate flags and i am reminded that i hate how right wing we are42. Do you like your handwriting?-i think it’s pretty nifty, i put a lot of effort into how i write my e’s to look like backwards 3s43. What do you wear to bed?-usually i’ll just sleep buck-ass nude. who needs pajamas when you have five blankets44. Tea or coffee?-coffee is too bitter, i love tea45. Chocolate or Vanilla?-like with ice cream or cake vanilla is surprisingly better to me now. (in bed it’s chocolate lmao)46. Are you excited for anything?-no i’m depressed. but i’m excited for new episodes of kobayashi and i’m excited to play owlboy. so i guess that counts47. How late did you stay up last night and why?-i don’t quite remember tbh?? i think i went to bed at an alright time, maybe like 11 or 12. why?? i’m fuckin tired. 48. What’s your ringtone?-i’ll keep my fucking phone on silent forever49. Did you have a dream last night?-yes i think i already answered this question50. What keeps you going each day?-uhh i’ve kind of been petering on the ‘motivation for life’ thing but knowing that people love me dearly and would miss me if i left them and be horribly, terribly hurt if i were gone keeps me here51. Picture of yourself

here ya go