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[willabee]

she checks the floor vents every day to see if the furnace is on yet and today was the day :)

[crowrelli]

what? oh no yeah no I’m handling the new interest well. Yep. Totally normal over here. Noooot losing my mind at all

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

What I do find low key funny is that in most shows/movies, when a character goes through their Traumatic Incident™️, they're almost always very tight lipped and secretive about what happened to them.

However if you speak to Edwin Payne for more than 20 minutes, not only will he tell you that he was in Hell, he'll give you a time scale and recommendations for restaurants there. He's leaving catty reviews on TripAdvisor. He's the Edwardian equivalent of a vlogger who had a bad time at a starbucks and has to make a 40+ minute call out video. Conceptually he should be Broody and Mysterious but he's fundamentally too much of a gay little bitch to keep shit to himself.

[qifrei]

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000)

[theloyalpin]

releasing 30+ versions of one album should result in you being sniped tbh

[iveoy]

waiter waiter !! more ladynoir please !!

[kosmogrl]

it's always being a yearner and never someone yearning for me

[mioakem]

tommyinnit r u hiring editors cause im a stan and i would love u be an underpaid worker at the innit corp. sweat shop

[coco6420]

PLEASEEEE you cannot convince me that Poseidon going "in all my years of living, it isn't very often that i get pissed off" isnt the same thing as your elementary teacher going "in my 20 years of teaching, i have never had a less well behaved class".

[p-oisn]

🌸🎼｡ﾟ✿ ⠀⁺‧͙ㅤㅤohㅤㅤbaby,

ㅤhowㅤㅤboutㅤㅤmeㅤㅤ&ㅤㅤyouㅤྀ♥︎̼ ⬚͒

[tadpole-apocalypse]

“Enough waiting. I crave blood.”

[pineconnie]

magnus podcasts are just “what if we put together a bunch of people who really need human connection and are fundamentally really similar and deeply care about each other then make it so none of them ever communicate”

[cry-ptidd]

I can't see Vlad and Alucard as the same people Ik they are but like. Not the same vibes

[sculien]

AUBREY PLAZA Cosmopolitan 2019

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Imagine being 12yo drüskelle playing with your friends and a pile of cute little wolf puppies. And then your Weird Classmate that is the top of the class and never talks to anybody and also is the general's favourite appears, covered in blood, with basically a grown isenulf with badass scar across it's muzzle and oh great Djel, it's his blood this wolf is covered in?, and proudly claims this monster is his, before promptly loosing consciousness. Like I bet Matthias had a Reputation™.

[cookiedough77]

adrien is genderfluid because i say so (im mot projecting i SWEAR-)

also both bi idc i headcannon what i want

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!

she would have shirts like these