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[cliines]

that's a valid defence. and i guess it's better to do it late, than never. would hate for you to end up on an episode of world's worst hoarders. i'm sure there's a reason behind it. personally, i don't get it. it's spring, man. get out and enjoy the sun, who wants to spend that time tidying !? she sure would. i don't know if i'd survive being judged by marie kondo, to be honest. and has that worked for you ? have you had any volunteers ?

In my defense, I was on tour all spring and haven't had the time until now. Who even invented the term "spring cleaning" in the first place? And why is that type of cleaning only reserved for the spring? Marie Kondo would hate to see my junk closet and would probably judge me for holding onto the most random things that are stored in there. We all have a little bit of trauma when it comes to rainbow road. It still kind of terrifies me to this day. I like to think the fighting words bring out the competitors in people a little more.

[cinkiimberlyarchive]

i'm not normally one for a remake, but i do have to say that i was pleasantly surprised by the crow. and i'm not just saying that because of the obvious eye candy factor. the tattooed aesthetic is very much for you, by the way. do you have any in real life?

@itsbillskarsgard

[cliines]

it was lovely meeting you the other night, hayley. bails, lacie and i appreciated having another girlie pop to run away with when the boys started being boys. i promise we're not always that chaotic - premiere nights just bring out the worst in us. i hope we didn't scare you away. i must say though, i wouldn't have pegged you for a closet obx fan. because that's totally why you were there, right ? @hayleyheat

[cinkiimberlyarchive]

if i tell you that you were always my favorite one directioner would you hook a girl up with your nail polish? those funky looking bottles would match my aesthetic to a t. also, why nail polish? do you have a side hustle as a nail tech that we don't know about ?

@liightsups

[cliines]

wow. that's very rude. i thought we were friends, stokes. but you're already planning on how best to ghost me. i see, i see. as they should. send us out on a high. i hope they'll let us do one more poguelandia, too. as for other whack shit, i guess we'll see. maybe we'll finally get the rihanna cameo we've all been hoping for. that would be cool. mhm, unsure if i agree there. and i say that with love. but that man is the single most oblivious person i've encountered. i prefer when i'm the one lecturing you, but it's fine. i'm not not encouraging you to have a threesome with drew and hayley. it would be interesting. i haven't spent much time with them, but dangerous is a choice adjective there. okay. it sounds like you're leaving all the detective work up to me. it's easier said than done, right ? you deserve the world, chase. you'll find somebody who can block out the noise. or, who can look past it all. just be safe and all that in your single era. we don't need any obx babies running around next season, thanks. we're totally going to have a reunion special.

You're going to drag me kicking and screaming? Oh, no. Suddenly I've moved and you're not getting my new address. Netflix is apparently pulling out all the top stuff for us next season according to this list. Kind of love that for us, honestly. Hopefully they give us a big budget so we can do some whack and shit stuff. Please, Drew is smart. In his own way. Always here to give you some lectures, Mads. So you're very welcome for that one. Are you encouraging me to have a threesome with Drew and Hayley? Or what's happening right now? I don't really wanna get involved in whatever is going on there - sounds dangerous to me. I'd rather just give him shit about it all. It sounds much safer that way. If I want a threesome - I'll find people that aren't already fucking and all that. Much safer. I'm sure that he will reply to you eventually - then just spring him with the question. Take him by surprise. Guess I just need to find someone who knows how to block out all the noise properly or something. Who knows but I'm in my single era and it's fun. You think that we're going to have a reunion special?

[cliines]

hi, baby. i have a very serious, super duper important question. obx premiere night is on the 8th. would you do me the honor of being my date ?

@petesdavidscn

[cinkiimberlyarchive]

i may have fallen down a little reneé rapp hole the other day - who hasn't been there before ? anywho, that rabbit hole let me to the performance that you two did for snl and let me tell you, i may have watched it a few too many times. was it a little nerve wracking waiting for the cake to spin around ?

@houstonmcde

[cliines]

so, my boyfriend is best friends with your best friends boyfriend and by extension i think that should make us new best friends, taylor. so, with that being said, how do you feel about all things spooky ? because i need to hit up knott's scary farm this year and so far all my friends are being lame and turning me down. would you turn me down ? @taylorzperezz

[cliines]

do you have much left to tick off on that list of things that you've always wanted to do, or is your list looking pretty completed ? you have ? oh, that's so fun ! what can we see you in ? i can't even imagine. writing these songs, and having your inner most thoughts put out into the universe like that must be terrifying. but also wonderful at the same time. exactly ! the holiday season is at least a little bit for napping. thank-you ! it's .. a little surreal to know that we have an end date. i'm excited to be able to move on and work on new projects, but i'm also very sad that i won't be working with all of my favorite people together again. i'll be doing lots of crying when we wrap, i feel.

i did. i'm incredibly lucky to have done just that. tick off a few of the boxes on things i've always wanted to do. i've also ticked off giving a go at acting. do i see myself doing it very often, no, but it was pretty exciting. so thank you. it's surreal having the album out, if i'm being honest. a lot of hard work went into this, as they always do, but this one continues to be so personal for so many reasons. nothing wrong with sleeping after halloween! it's like the perfect time. congratulations on landing one final season for the show. that's huge. i'm sure there's a lot of mixed feelings there, knowing it's been such a huge thing but having that date that it's finally going to end. how are you feeling about that? i would have but all the pumpkins are gone, i ate those up like my life depended on it.

[cinkiimberlyarchive]

i'm just a girl, who's trying to get herself into sports because all of her friends are into it and she feels left out watching when she has negative idea what's going on. you play, right ? or am i making an assumption because you look like you'd run around on a football field or whatever. what's the 411? who are we supporting this year. cute mascots and team colors get bonus points, but i'm really all about the winners !

@joshallex17

[cinkiimberlyarchive]

miss fairy floss, i know that you're off busy breaking hearts with we live in time but you're shattering mine in more ways than one. which is to say that i miss you terribly. i'm packing up the last of my things before i make the big move back to the states and i simply must get one more visit in to my favorite brit before i go. is so, it my lucky day? are you in london?

@fflopugh

[cinkiimberlyarchive]

i must say, i've become a little addicted to rhode beauty lately. you got me with the phone case. i feel like a product has never spoken to me like that before. now we only need to worry about fitting our phones into our super tiny, yet very cute, bags. i am going to hold you personally responsible for any cases of severe blush blindness that i am caught with, however. guilty as charged, i don't know when to stop. has it been exciting to watch everyone fall in love with your products the way that they have ?

@haileysrhodeb

[cliines]

we do. hotties that overreact in a dramatic manner together, stick together forever. wait .. who is fiona the baby hippo ? i've only seen moo deng and then, of course, pesto the penguin. is it weird that i got super emotional seeing him getting his adult feathers ? because i swear it made me legit cry.

i love that, we need more dramatic queens out there, everyone is trying to hard to be all calm and collected meanwhile i am here ready to throw hands at anyone who says anything mean about Fiona the baby hippo, honestly same i get to place early and get mad when people show up on time since i had to wait, it was hard but having my mom watching him helped, honestly? love that for you.

[cinkiimberlyarchive]

girl, i have go to know what you put into espresso to make it so damn addictive. i say that i'm working late 'cause i'm a singer multiple times a day. which would be fine, but i can't hold a note to save my life so it's really starting to piss off my nearest and dearest. for real, spill. is there some nifty mind control at play here? witchcraft perhaps? don't get me wrong, i'm here for it. just wish i could bottle some of that something special and use it in my daily life !

@sabrinaslynn

[cinkiimberlyarchive]

i don't do well with icebreakers, so i'm just going to get straight to the point - do you still have your spidey suit? and if so, can i borrow it please? i can't pay you, but i can provide you with some poorly baked cookies - a gift made with so much love you'll look past the burned bits. oh, for context, it's as good as spooky season and i want an authentic costume, okay ?

@tmhcllnd

[cliines]

stokes, i have a very serious bone to pick with you ! i know you're busy doing your best to be smooth on twitter, but do i have your full attention ? @chaseheats