#-ford finds him eventually- viewing a particular. ahem *personal* memory (first time he did self-harm in college)- and kicks him out
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thereareeyesinsidethetrees · 3 months ago
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stan: i’m sorry, ford, really, i am. i didn’t mean to hurt you
ford: >:[
stan: i…also didn’t mean to hurt your friend
ford: i’m going to kill you lee
fiddleford: honey, darling, no you’re not
ford: i’m going to…make you wish i had killed you lee
stan, looking at fiddleford: …?
fiddleford: …well, i can believe that one a bit more
stan: oh. shit
ford: you’re lucky i’m still on mabel house arrest from the last incident
stan: what was the last incident?
fiddleford: he caught and ate an eyebat
ford: it was delicious, i’ll have you know >:[
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