#--; ill delete this in a bit im just mad but i blocked the person lmao

[archive-double-knots]

i might be a lil more fighty rn than usual lol

[astridthevalkyrie]

call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me

‘did you really just send me off with the kim possible theme song’

‘if you just call my name!’ ‘wow, you’re a bit of a dork, aren’t you?’

Hiccup is plain. Astrid is italicized.

(12:10) the next time i see you i am going to KICK the SHIT out of you i swear

(12:12) ouch. harsh. but i’m assuming it was for someone else.

(12:13) oh

(12:13) fuck

(12:13) yeah

(12:14) sorry, that was meant for my friend

(12:14) she changed her number recently and i havent deleted this one yet

(12:15) what did she do to deserve you kicking “the SHIT” out of her?

(12:15) (mildly concerning, by the way)

(12:17) she borrowed my homework to copy

(12:17) said she would give it back before my class started

(12:18) guess who DIDNT have their homework when it was being collected

(12:21) yikes.

(12:21) yeah, i’d be mad too.

(12:22) (its not concerning if shes my friend)

(12:22) depends. WILL you kick the shit out of her?

(12:23) no, ill probably just

(12:23) i dont know

(12:23) punch her arm

(12:30) see, that’s much better.

(12:32) your welcome, stranger

(12:32) i’m happy my friend-punishing isnt interfering with your morals

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(12:55) hello?

(12:55) was it because i called you stranger?

(12:55) because like

(12:56) no offense

(12:56) you are literally just someone i accidentally texted

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(2:18) oh, sorry.

(2:18) i had lunch and then class started and the teacher is really strict so

(2:18) you know.

(2:20) (why would I take offense to you calling me a stranger?)

(2:23) i dont know, maybe you wanted nudes

(2:23) girls dont send strangers nudes

(2:24) are you saying that once you get to know me you’re going to send me nudes???

(2:24) are you asking for them?

(2:25) gods, no.

(2:26) good, that response was cock-or-block for you

(2:26) HA

(2:27) I refuse to believe you were gonna pass up the opportunity to mess with me if I wanted nudes

(2:28) okay, fine, pop quiz

(2:28) an old dude asks you for nudes

(2:29) how do you most effectively mess with him?

(2:30) hmmmm.

(2:30) what website is this on?

(2:31) omegle

(2:31) WHY WAS I ON OMEGLE

(2:30) you wanted to make friends

(2:30) considering my life so far

(2:31) that’s not far off for me, I’ll take it.

(2:31) you can’t send pictures on omegle, though.

(2:31) i feel like youve had some extensive experience with omegle

(2:32) I may or may not have used it a little during...ninth grade?

(2:32) oh god you poor thing

(2:32) anyway

(2:32) he asks for your kik

(2:35) oh shit uh

(2:35) lovergirl420

(2:37) THATS the best you can come up with?

(2:37) the sex bot gods have deemed you unworthy

(2:38) guess I’ll be able to go on tumblr then.

(2:39) omg

(2:39) youre pretty funny, you know

(2:39) thank you, I aim to please.

(2:41) if you had stuck around for the end, “lovergirl420’ would only send pictures of shaggy.

(2:43) nude shaggy?

(2:47) why would you think I have nude shaggy on my phone????

(2:48) fair question, however

(2:48) why would you have regular shaggy on your phone?

(2:49) i expected better

(2:50) bold of you to assume shaggy didn’t just appear on my phone himself.

(2:51) that’s how powerful he is.

(2:53) i give that meme TWO more days

(2:54) then you’re being merciful

(2:54) i give it...a few more hours?

(2:56) youre underestimating the shaggy meme fandom

(3:00) that is horrifying, holy crap.

(3:00) 1. did you have that on your phone (in which case, you have no right to judge me) or did you search it up?

(3:01) 2. thor threw his axe at purple mcwarlord when he had all the infinity stones and hurt him, HE is the strongest.

(3:06) youre telling me, i love him

(3:06) and no, i found it on google

(3:07) also “purple mcwarlord” lmao

(3:09) so, a list of things I know about you so far:

(3:09) you like thor

(3:10) you’re definitely on tumblr

(3:10) a number of dudes have been hurt because you messed with them on omegle

(3:10) you have no qualms about hurting your friends

(3:11) you hate apostrophes???

(3:14) ugh, im not gonna switch to the other keyboard just to put a little line between my letters

(3:14) don’t you switch for the comma?

(3:15) commas are worth it

(3:15) nice logic.

(3:16) i gotta go, my cousin is goading me into playing chess.

(3:18) cant say no to that

(3:18) but while youre gone

(3:18) heres what i know about YOU

(3:19) you suck at making fake kik names

(3:19) pacifist?? maybe??

(3:20) punctuation freak if i ever saw one

(3:20) more funny than the average person, honestly

(3:21) i’d like to keep talking to you if we’re not like, too far apart in age

(3:21) see, that was two apostrophes, just for you

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(5:34) I’m honored.

(5:40) did you win the chess game?

(5:42) I always do.

(5:43) oho, someones a bit of a braggart

(5:44) if you met my cousin, you’d understand.

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(11:03) I’m a 17 year old guy, by the way.

(11:04) and I’d like to keep talking too.

(11:20) huh

(11:20) im a 17 year old girl

(11:20) weird

(11:30) it’d be weirder if you were, like, 40

(11:32) i could be

(11:33) i could be a viking for all you know

(11:36) aaaand “viking” is your contact name now. thanks.

(11:39) so i guess were gonna keep talking?

(11:41) I guess we are.

(11:41) so, you know.

(11:42) call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me.

(11:43) did you really just send me off with the kim possible theme song

(11:43) if you just call my name!

(11:45) wow you’re a bit of a dork aren’t you?

(11:45) just a little bit.

(11:47) great. so youre “dork” in my phone now

(11:47) excellent.

(11:47) i’ll talk to you soon, viking.

(11:48) count on it, dork

[blackrupee]

Wow your life sounds complicated right now I'm sorry for that. So you aren't gonna have any managers what the fuck? And OH MY GOD I hate when people come in to eat so close to close!!!! ( I work @ zaxbys) if someone is acting passive aggressive I would act even more passive aggressive- make that bitch regret it- regarding the 2 guys: 2 guys is better than no guys:))) wish the first one didn't pressure you though. How did the 2nd one hurt you? - and I care so don't worry about boring me

hi hello would you like to read a novel on my life thanks i talk too much (tldrs at end)

nah like.. we had been managing with a general manager and 3 assistant managers even though we really need 4 so as not to overwork anyone. we recently hired a new one from a corporate arbys (we’re franchised) and two just quit. like i mentioned, theyre not coming back even though the original plan was that their new jobs would be only temporary (6 weeks). sooooo now we have a general manager who only works weekday day shifts, one assistant manager who is relatively new (she had been working at this place for a while but was promoted to manager 6ish months ago) and another who is brand new but still has some experience. they said theyre looking to promote from within initially, but they might have to hire outside people if no suitable potential manager is picked. id love to get manager pay and its not like managers do anything hard so id be WILLING to be a manager..like the whole reason why i got trained on backline was because we have such a big turnover rate with backline people since it fucking SUCKS and i was wanting to be helpful and flexible. so like. thats what i offerred. but one assistant manager was like “lmao all youd do is swear at the customers” and im like bitch when have i ever?? i talk shit about them all the time but ive only sworn IN FRONT OF a customer twice and neither time was it directed at them. but i mean im sitting on a small handful of customer complaints so its not like the gm would even consider me probably. idk dude. i can be nice if you pay me to be nice. but i get paid to do food and do it fast……….so

but yeah literallyyyyyyyyy i have no idea how people can be so??? inconsiderate???? and they dont??? care??? im learning that my contant frustration with people in my personal interactions is due to a disconnect between what i value in  expectations and what actually happens. like. when i go somewhere i already KNOW what i want, so i say it quickly and competently. i preface a lot of my interactions with people im requesting food or services from with “i’m sorry but…”. i phrase things as “could i get” as opposed to “get me” or “i want” which sound HELLA rude tbh. id always have my money ready at the window or the register, im always trying to pay attention and not miss anything or just….be rude in any way bc i know fast food fucking sucks. i know some of the people i interact with probably hate their job as much as i do and i want to be the smallest burden i can be. and it seems like nearly no one else has these same values???? and i dont understand how people can just??? be? so? inconsiderate?

also yes bitch im the queen of passive aggression. literally the night before i was working a short shift and my friend was closing frontline and this bitch was closing drivethrough. i just got the okay to clock out and i was like “bye! have a beautiful night! just know that i love you so much and ive everything ive ever said has always been fake until this point! never meant anything ive ever said until now especially if your name starts with k or ends with ristin (drivethrough girl/the one whos being so difficult is named kristin) but just know that i love you!” and basically being really dramatic and extra as satire.

i guess for context the whole reason she decided to be mad at me was the other night when she was drunk and was like “do you even likeeeeeee meeee i feel like you hateeeee meeee wahh wahh wahhhh” even though im like…..yes bitch i enjoy your company? i joke/use hyperbole/satire/irony/whatever a lot but like occasionally id be like “ey yo you know its all jokes right u know i love u right” just to ensure that she knows but she fucking. ignores it all. i feel like she so desperately WANTS me to hate her and tbh i got fucking sick and tired of hearing her complain all the time about this shit! i fucking hate repeating myself! so sure. if you want me to hate you so fucking much there. i hate you. i fucking hate you so fucking much. like is that what you want to hear? is that validating? are you fucking happy?

its so fucking frustrating

but i will not be held accountable for her decision to be upset. because thats what it is. she wants to be upset, and she wants me to be responsible for it when its literally not my responsibility. i am absolutely not going to stand for this shit like i kind of want to say its emotional abuse lmaooo but im just so fucking sick of it. 

everyone knows that i take chicken tenders and turnovers that would be thrown out at the end of the night and she was closing frontline yesterday and made a point to throw out the turnovers right next to me without asking if i wanted any/leaving any for me. i mean i completely expected her to be that petty of a bitch so it was kind of funny tbhonestly. also im p sure she unfollowed me here lmaoo

with regards to the guys and this paragraph could get a bit tmi/nsfw: yeah the first one kind of sucked but i feel like a little bit of the New Person Nerves have worn down so id do better if we were to hookup again. because like i totally would love to have fucked him but…..anxiety. he was hot tho. like 10/10 body and ass holy shit. plus he complimented me on my ass eating so (assuming that was genuine and not a vapid ego boost haha paranoia am i right) hopefully he comes back for seconds. 

second guy ive had a longish history with. started talking to him at the beginning of last fall semester and we hooked up kinda regularly for about a month. things fell apart, we both understood that we wouldn’t be good dating wise but still enjoyed meaningless cuddles. whatever. it got to a point where he would only hit me up like once every month and a half or so and towards like january-ish he hits me up again. so im like nice cool lets chill. im getting ready for this but my phone is in the other room. while im doing this he drove by my place to pick me up (since he was on his way back from nashville), didnt get a response to an “im here” text (bc i was busy and tbh not expecting him to do that), and left. he lives within like walking distance tho so im like “?? sorry i was busy are you still out or should i walk over?“ and he texts me like “sorry hold up a thing just happened” and im like…….okay. so im just.. waiting around for him. periodically texting like “hey are we good for tonight and whats going on?” because like there was some drama with his friend? hes like.. apologizing and shit but this goes on for an hour. BUT. the ENTIRE time he’s dealing with this friend problem or whatever he’s literally on grindr. and at the end of this hour im like in full blown paranoia panic mode and i literally text him something mentioning this and he BLOCKS ME ON GRINDR so im like ??????!!!!??? and i text him (all while saying “not to be crazy or paranoid bc im probably coming off that way but like could i get an answer or something??”) AND HE LITERALLY SAYS HE DELETED HIS GRINDR. but thats a LIE because i have a secondary account to see like……if guys are still on grindr/if a thing with a guy might turn into something more like if i see he’s not on grindr as much?? thats prob incredibly stalkerish and probably really creepy but hey. thats me. so i KNOW he lied to me but i cant really say “hey ur a liar” without disclosing this weird creepy stalker part of me (funnily enough this isnt the first time a guy has lied to me and i caught it with my secondary account! so it proves to have some function use in the end. not totally crazy). so. yeah. that was the incident. after this i dont trust him at all, and i still dont, but i had it in my mind to like somehow get him to fall in love with me just so i could break his heart for doing this? never really worked out. so now im at the point where im like….eh he’s a piece of shit and i hate him but ill cuddle with him bc it feels good

back to nsfw/tmi: the sex was okay. he’s weird about people being near his like….dick and stuff because he was raped and i totally get it bc i was too but he was comfortable enough for me to finger him and my finger still hurts from where he clenched when he came lmaoooooo. was totally hot tho. and i got to east his ass so im like eyyyyyyyy. its been so long since ive eaten ass so having it two consecutive nights in a row has been cathartic.

tldr; we have 2 assisant managers and a gm rn. looking for more

tldr; bitch. same.

tldr; bitch. same.

tldr; he’s a liar