#-𝗋𝖾𝖽𝗃𝖺𝗒𝖻𝗂𝗋𝖽-

[wclking-fire]

✿ @redjaybird // 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗎𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 [𝖧𝖤𝖱𝖤] ✿

"... I am not that stupid. I like to think I was more curious than stupid when I asked that. Thank you very much." Vash was slightly taken aback with the tone and words that came from the other, but he had heard much worse over the span of his lifetime. The independent simply shrugged off his words.

"Well, that is why I asked. Is somethin' going on that I should know about or not?" The independent got up and walked over to the railing, looking down at the people below. Vash leaned forward, his forearms were resting on the metal frame as he continued on speaking.

"If you have any tips for layin' low please let me know because I have yet to be recognised here. Anyway, I will probably be gone in a day or two. Nobody will ever know and if someone questions me then I will simply explain it all and then I will be on my way.." He glanced over to him.

"You still didn't tell me what they were looking at..."

[wclking-fire]

"Somethin' wrong friend?"

"Eat my entire ass"

[wclking-fire]

✿ @redjaybird asked: "Bite me," he sticks up a middle finger. [idk] ✿

✿ 𝗎𝗇𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗌𝗄 // [𝖠𝖫𝖶𝖠𝖸𝖲 𝖠𝖢𝖢𝖤𝖯𝖳𝖨𝖭𝖦] ✿

[wclking-fire]

✿ @redjaybird asked: 💔: Hates their guts.

💘: Doesn’t really like them, but doesn’t flat-out hate them either.

[thats just how he is] ✿

✿ 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖾 // [𝖠𝖢𝖢𝖤𝖯𝖳𝖨𝖭𝖦] ✿

"... I m-mean you didn't say you wanted to kill me. I am definitely taking this a positive thing!" Vash laughed nervously and scratched the back of his head.

"Ya don't wanna kill me... Right? I gave you my Plant Mil- I-I mean sleep juice..."

[wclking-fire]

✿ @redjaybird // 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗎𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 [𝖧𝖤𝖱𝖤] ✿

"It's the milk and whiskey drink. Yeeeah, I took your advice and changed the wording to something that doesn't sound dirty. I just call it my sleep juice now." He gave a small smile and moved over towards him.

"No point I guess, just curious. Doesn't it get tiring? Anger seems like an emotion that would take a toll over time..."

[wclking-fire]

"What is a furry?"

"That's right! I'm not a furry!"

[wclking-fire]

"I still do not understand what you mean by that- It is just my milk? I personally think your mind is in the gutter friend." He gave him a side eye, before eventually handing the flask over to him.

"Don't drink it all. I need some of it. Helps me sleep..."

Vash scratched the back of his head and gave a dry laugh. "... I-I... I am not sayin' another word..." Vash looked ahead briefly, before tilting his head downward causing his glasses to become mirror like. "I think you know too much... B-But, you knew I was a Plant all this time... Right?"

"... I made milk and you are laughing..." Vash gave a small frown, before shaking off his laughter. "It is my own concoction actually." He pulled out a somewhat dented flask and unscrewed the lid.

"Pant milk. With every cup of milk, you add two shots of whiskey and a dash of vanilla. I also added a few raspberries for flavour. I named it plant milk because... I made it. So, I think I should be the one to name it." He smiled, though the question made him sigh.

Vash suddenly dropped his smile and looked at him. The independent spoke quite boldly. "I am offering you a nice beverage here and you want to know about my dicks? The answer is yes to that question. Now. Do you want a drink or not?"

[wclking-fire]

"... Wanna what?"

"You ever see a face that you just wanna..."

[wclking-fire]

"What is a fuck nugget?"

"Hell shit goddamn fuck nugget bitch fuck"

[wclking-fire]

Vash glanced down at his ass. "Looks fine."

"My ass hurts"

[wclking-fire]

"Hey Jay! Where ya wanna go first?"

"Get in loser! We are going Halloween shopping!"

[wclking-fire]

"... I made milk and you are laughing..." Vash gave a small frown, before shaking off his laughter. "It is my own concoction actually." He pulled out a somewhat dented flask and unscrewed the lid.

"Plant milk. With every cup of milk, you add two shots of whiskey and a dash of vanilla. I also added a few raspberries for flavour. I named it plant milk because... I made it. So, I think I should be the one to name it." He smiled, though the question made him sigh.

Vash suddenly dropped his smile and looked at him. The independent spoke quite boldly. "I am offering you a nice beverage here and you want to know about my dicks? The answer is yes to that question. Now. Do you want a drink or not?"

He blushed red. "... You don't say... Ya know what? I don't think you need to know anymore about my milk. You have lost milk privileges." Vash glanced over his shoulder.

"What? My... Anatomies don't produce that...?" He narrowed his eyes at him.

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He blushed red. "... You don't say... Ya know what? I don't think you need to know anymore about my milk. You have lost milk privileges." Vash glanced over his shoulder.

"What? My... Anatomies don't produce that...?" He narrowed his eyes at him.

"HOW!? HOW!? H-HOW!? ... How does- It GIGIGIAH- IT..." He took a deep sigh and pinched the bridge of his nose. "I- You. You are a sick, sick man, my friend..."

He threw his hands up in the air and walked away from him. "My dicks can not produce that... I think-"

[wclking-fire]

"HOW!? HOW!? H-HOW!? ... How does- It GIGIGIAH- IT..." He took a deep sigh and pinched the bridge of his nose. "I- You. You are a sick, sick man, my friend..."

He threw his hands up in the air and walked away from him. "My dicks can not produce that... I think-"

"Clueless about what? Flirtin'? I just don't understand what it has to do with my plant milk."

He pouted and leaned a little closer to him. "Yes. My milk? Would you like to try it? It might help you relax a little. It helps me relax."

[wclking-fire]

"... Wait. WHAT!? Wh-What... What does my milk have to do with that??"

"Be honest. Would you try my plant milk?"

[wclking-fire]

"... I can run pretty fast, so I will run away from you then?"

He took another step away from Jay, pursing his lips together. "I will run and jump away like a frog, so I don't get my head smushed. Simple solutions to modern day problems!" Vash grinned at Jay.

"Why? It isn't like people would eat me, right? R-Right Jay..."

"I don't know Jay... I can jump pretty high." He placed both of his hands upon his face and squished his cheeks. "It is very squishy, it is a pity I don't taste like a marshmallow... I like marshmallows."