#-𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅-𝗄𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗇𝗂-

[wclking-fire]

"I make it myself. It is very rich and creamy. Never had any complaints. That's why I was askin'. I think it would be a nice thing to share with you? Ya don't have to try it, but I think it is sweet."

Vash gave a small smile, before he went to rummage around in his coat pockets for a dented flash. Though he paused for a few moments and looked up at the other. "Why would I kill you? I would never kill anyone..." The independent looked hurt at the insinuation of trying to hurt someone else.

{ @wclking-fire sent in; "Would you drink something called 'Plant Milk'?" [for zane?]

Unprompted! In a sense lmfao- }

"Fehkin' what?!" He didn't know whether to be super, duper concerned... Or flattered. "Yer askin' me. I'm takin' the concerned route. That... What the bleedin' fehk is 'plant milk' it sounds like it could kill me and I don't know whether to be thankin' it or be peeved about it."

[wclking-fire]

Vash had arrived at the establishment only to see a man at the bar mid conversation with... Himself? His mouth opened a little in disbelief. He had walked into plenty of saloons over his lifetime, but he had never seen a man talk to a hologram of himself. First time for everythin' I guess? He was hoping to keep a low profile. All he wanted was a little drink, a place to stay for the night and to be gone by the morning.

Keep quiet. Keep your head down. Everything will be fine-

The independent suddenly froze in place, eventually turning around to face the voice that called after him. He gave a nervous laugh, his hand going directly to the back of his head out of habit. Vash wasn't sure what to expect from this person after hearing a snippet of his conversation as he walked into the bar. He shot someone? That doesn't seem... Nice. However, his starting conversation was something different entirely.

Vash had not the faintest clue who this man was, but he would humour him to the best of his ability. The independent tilted his head to cause his glasses to reflect.

"A-A man like me? T-Thank you? But it appears that I don't have a pen or a piece of paper for an autograph? I only carry the bare minimum friend when I travel."

{ @wclking-fire followed, thanks for that!! }

"... And so I shot him in the gut! Could'ja believe the fact he tried to get up afterwards too?! So anyway-" Clearly in the middle of a story!.. To what seemed like a digitised clone of himself.

Either the man was insane, or this was the only way he kept his sanity.

"Oh hey there boyo! Now what brings ye to this pub eh? Lemme guess... You heard I was in town and wanted an autograph! Normally I don't give those out for free but fer a man like you? I'd make an exception!"