#-> maki's just like 'sure you can have it' -> they start fucking bc of course -> maki's finally enthusiastic about it (and they kiss!!!)

[tecchan]

I'M NOT CRYING I'M NOT CRYING I'M NOT CRYING

[scarletsky153]

that one crack fic

thinking about writing a jjk crack fic in which nobara, yuuji (and sukuna) and megumi are satoru-suguru-shoko's senpai and the trio (plus sukuna!) are the reason why yaga-sensei shaved his hair (from stress!!)

(a bit backstory)

nobara's backstory was mostly the same, and also because she has sukuna as her reluctant mentor she was even more unhinge and crazy and definitely can keep up with yuuji and megumi during their shenaningas.

yuuji ate sukuna's finger(s) when he's way smaller, like probably six or seven, so sukuna has YEARS of dealing with humanity (thank god for uraume). during those years, itadori jin was also still alive and well (even tho kaori/kenjaku already gone their way outta their lives) so sukuna, recognizing jin's soul as his twin brother, reluctantly becoming yuuji's babysitter. when the sorcerers found out that sukuna was finally reincarnated around yuuji's 14th birthday, they met with deadpanned but deadly 'fuck around and find out' stare from sukuna bcs "i was here for years already, i have zero patience to deal with you fools because i have to deal with them (yuuji, jin, and wasuke)' shenanigans" which yeah, fine, no one can challenge sukuna anyway so they pressure yuuji into attending jujutsu high while also consuming sukuna's fingers as long as he didn't go on rampage and killing everyone.

megumi on the other hand,,, mamagumi was still alive and well, she's actually from a minor jujutsu clan and so when megumi show his ten shadows technique toji decided the safest way is to strongarmed himself into becoming zen'in clan's head (or at least kill the current clan elders) and pressure them into making megumi the clan heir. toji already got the reputation of being the Sorcerer Killer even tho most of his kills are curse user. megumi's strenght definitely came from toji but mamagumi is where he got his steel of spine. so for nearly a decade, the zen'in family closed their family home and had some 'modernization' and that's why megumi barely knew satoru (despite the latter being gojo's clan heir).

during nobara-yuuji-megumi's first year (with yuta-maki-toge-panda as their second year senpais and hakari-kirara as their third year senpais!) they definitely gave yaga headache bcs the three got the nastiest luck and their missions mostly got derailed in the weirdest way. but the higher ups never really messed them bcs sukuna, after finding all of his fingers and thus got his own body at the end of the trio's first year, are very (reluctantly) protective of them.

when they got to second year, they never met satoru-shoko-suguru at the beginning bcs just a few days before the year started they somehow got derailed into another universe (and went universes-hopping and getting into crazy shenanigans!). the only reason why yaga (and kusakabe as their second year sensei) didn't fret is because uraume and tengen reassure them that the trio and sukuna are fine, but probably causing chaos in another universes.

shoko, as someone from a minor clan, has heard all of the gossip about their absent senpais but she didn't really pay attention to them because she thought they're too wild to be true (but mostly true). suguru, as someone from a mundane family, didn't know what to think about their absent senpais because he can accept the existence of curses and curse energy but surely universe-hopping are too crazy and science-fiction? satoru on the other hand, very much envy his senpais because he want to go on an adventure to a different universe too! also he's curious about their strength because from what he heard from the rumor mill, the three senpais are strong, tho definitely not the strongest like him.

(the sashisu trio already met their third year senpais, and for satoru it was a bewildering experience bcs what do you mean the timid okkotsu yuta is a special grade?? wait he's my distant relative?! maki zen'in didn't have curse energy and can't see curses?! but she's strong as fuck, yeah definitely trained by the Sorcerer Killer himself. a very good influence for shoko tho, and suguru def hit it off with yuta and they have some tea every once in a while like old men)

the trio plus sukuna finally come back just before the kyoto-tokyo goodwill events, which also how sashisu met the first year arata nitta, the second year kokichi muta, kasumi miwa, and noritoshi kamo, the third year mai zenin, momo nishimiya, and aoi todo aka yuuji's so called brother. the fourth years student, utahime and mei mei, even tho they can't participate they still come and meet the other students and hanging out with hikari and kirara as the other fourth years.

on day one of the event, a portal opened up on the school's ground when the others are already gathered around. shocked, they stand guard and got ready to attack but a few seconds later a familiar shout was heard and those who were familiar with the voice relaxed. nue flew in, nobara on her back, while they can see yuuji ran closer to the portal with megumi on his shoulder.

nobara : "faster guys, the portal brought us home!"

sukuna from a distance : "fucking finally!"

megumi : "sukuna, stop fighting them and come here quickly before the portal get closed!"

the other people stand still in shock, yuuji and megumi finally come through the portal, with sukuna suddenly appear behind them and push them quickly, making them tumble down with nobara too.

nobara : "thank god for tengen-sama because we're finally home!"

sukuna : "i'm fucking done with you brats, don't bother me for the next three years or there will be blood!"

yuuji, oblivious to how others see them : "no way! you told us you're gonna teach us the healing thing after we got home!"

yaga, done with everything : "so you finally back, huh?!"

yaga then scolded them in front of the others, while sashisu who just met them and still feel very shocked about everything can only just watch as their senpais, who looked very different and more mature than from the pictures, being scolded by their teacher while the being with huge pressure that can only be sukuna crossed all of his four arms and growled at everyone.

because of this very shocking event, the opening of the goodwill event got pushed for a day so the second year trio can rest a bit. they chatted instead, bringing sukuna into the fold too.

todo : "brother, what happened to your face?!"

maki : "kugisaki, what happened to your eyes?!"

satoru : "heyyy heard you're really sukuna the king of curses, how about we fight for a bit to see who's stronger?!"

sukuna, laughing meanly : "ah, you six eyes users are all the same even after a thousand years. yeah no, brat, ask me again when your power get more mature."

so satoru very much determined to fight sukuna, tried and failed to flirt with megumi bcs he's very much taken by yuuji and nobara, tried to flirt with sukuna instead but got flat out no because "you're still underage, what the fuck?!" while suguru laugh meanly at him at every rejection but also sadly weep himself while satoru and shoko laugh bcs he got rejected by mai zen'in. shoko instead mooned over her very much amazing and beautiful and strong senpais aka maki and nobara, and the girls taught shoko everything they knew.

when nanami and yuu start at jujutsu high, sashisu are more stable mentally bcs their senpais influence, and also crazier bcs they're not afraid of a lot of shits especially after sukuna got attach to them and reluctantly help them with a lot of shits.

in the end, yuu didn't die, suguru didn't defected, and satoru wasn't burdened by the title of the strongest alone but instead got a lot of comrades around him that also share his vision of a better jujutsu society. there's more chaos and even more universe-traveling shenanigans but this timeline is probs ended up better than other universe they visited.

--

(there's still a lot of shits i wanna write about them but maybe someday.......)

[deathc-re]

Lemme take you home ; Shuri

warnings: wakanda forever spoilers, smut, tension, cursing, drinking, implied smoking, afab and fem presenting reader, ooc shuri but whatever. i actually tried to add some plot to this, yk have some shame but not too much bc who has time for that

wc: 1.2k

an: not my best and kinda rushed but i needed to get something out for this marvel of a woman. anyway tblr fucked up the quality of the edit, which is by @vsppuirem on tiktok

you walked into the party looking through the crowd. your friend had told you she was by the balcony but didn't specify which one in this massive house. it was a birthday party for one of those officials kids, so of course it was a block party meant to last well into the morning hours.your friend, hawa, ever the extrovert happened to be friends with said officials kid and forced you, ever the ambivert, to come as well. though you enjoyed a nice night in, why not shake some ass on a rich kids dining table?

wandering into the crowd you searched for your hawa's brightly colored wig but with no luck. with a sigh you walked over to the kitchen turned bar and looked at the kid in an apron.

"what can i get for you?" he asked, tossing a red solo into the trash.

"two shots please!" you yelled over the music.

he scoffed, "starting off the night strong huh?"

you leaned against the other side of the counter, cleavage in full view, and smiled at him.

"something like that."

quickly he pour you your shots and busied himself on the other side of the kitchen. you giggled and downed your shots, screwing your face as the burning liquid slid down your throat.

"is that who i think it is! you shoulda called!" hawa yelled behind you, throwing an arm on your shoulder.

"i did."

"oh."

you rolled your eyes and let her pull you through the crowd. leaving the bustling crowd behind, hawa brought you to a quieter section at the front of the house.

"hawa! your back!" exclaimed a girl sprawled out on a couch, head resting on the lap of a boy who seemed a little too out of it.

"and you brought a friend." you looked over to a chair on the wall of this little space and your heart almost dropped to your feet. it was princess- queen shuri in all her glory.

a glass of what seemed to be whiskey in her hand, moving in circles as her eyes trailed you. you swallowed your nerves and nodded towards the group, sitting down next to hawa.

"so," the girl on the couch started," who are you?"

"oh!" you chuckled. "i'm y/n, hawa's friend from primary school."

"wow, you've known each other a while. i'm nana, this is hasan and i'm sure you know who that is." she nodded toward shuri.

"yeah," you breathed, " it's nice to meet you all. especially you your highness."

"oh please, call me shuri. it's a party isn't it?" she sat back in her chair, placing her glass of whiskey on her upper thigh. your eyes were locked but oh how you wanted to let them roam.

you've had the biggest crush on the queen since you could remember. she was just a year older than you and lord has the crush matured as she has. those sharp features, those piercing eyes and lord those hands.

"of course...shuri." she smiled at you and took a sip of her drink, finally taking her eyes away from yours.

the group then fell into comfortable conversation but you could barely pay any attention. all you could think about was the queen right across from you, legs spread, arms crossed, with a bored look on her face. with every move she made it felt like a tighter grip around your airway. you never thought you'd get to meet her yet here you are, barely two feet away. and she's eyeing you like she wants to eat you alive.

"uh, i think i'm gonna go get myself a drink," you said, hoping to get a little bit of air.

"that's a great idea, i needed a refill anyway," shuri said, standing up and grabbing her now empty glass.

lovely, you thought.

the two of you made your way towards the bar, a not so comfortable silence around you.

"y'know," she started, "i hope my staring isn't making you uncomfortable. i just can't seem to take my eyes off you."

you chuckled and looked at her over your shoulder, "i could say the same to you shuri. i'm honored to see your beauty up close."

she was silent, and you thought you'd offended her some how until you felt slender fingers wrap around your wrist. you looked back, confusion written on your face, only for her to lean close to your ear.

"i can't take this anymore. let's just forget the drinks and you follow me, yeah?" the feeling of her breath on your ear, the urgency in her voice, the tight grasp on your wrist. you swallowed thickly and nodded.

it was a blur up until this point but now you were face to face with the queen of your country and you've never been more aware of how you're feeling. she leaned against the door and locked it, slowly, sensually. she was staring but didn't move an inch. almost as if she was waiting, or scared.

wordlessly you hopped up onto the counter, mini dress riding up to expose perfect thighs. like that she was between your legs, soft lips crashing into yours like waves on a beach. your hands found their way to her jaw, her hands found their way to your waist. the two of you moved in sync. needy for something, anything that let you be ever closer to one another. reluctantly you pulled apart with a huff, lungs stinging and core aching.

"take those off." shuri commanded, eyes locked onto your exposed lace. the twinkle in her eye made you resist a moan. without shame, you shimmed out of your underwear and tossed it towards the sink. she let out a shaky breath then looked up at you with a cocky smile. grabbing hold of your ankles she pulled you to the very edge of the counter and squatted down. 

you weren’t prepared for how quickly she dived into your cunt. tongue taking a large sweep, drinking up all your juices. she grabbed hold of your thighs and tossed a look at you before getting lost in the world between your legs. 

she licked at your folds,tongue thrusting inside your sex with manic vigor. like clock work she alternated between your swollen bud and quivering heat; while still taking the time to look up at you. enjoying the look of pleasure on your face. as you got closer and closer to the edge your legs couldn’t help but clamp shut. 

shuri let out a hum of surprise before attacking your cunt more feverishly. you could barely control your moans of pleasure as dots began to fill your vision. 

“shit- shit! shuri baby i’m close!” you cried, hands grabbing hold of her hair. that only seemed to encourage her and with a look of mischief in her eye she gently bit down on your clit, sending you over the edge. a low moan erupted from your throat, legs all but strangling shuri as you road out your high. 

“that was good.” you chuckled, pulling her into your chest for a messy kiss. you could taste yourself on your lips and that only re-tightened the coil in your stomach. 

“so i’m told.” she smiled. “so how about you put these back on and we go somewhere where we can have some real fun?”  

 slipping into your discarded lace you looked up at her, “like where?” 

“how about you lemme take you home. would that make you happy princess?” 

[ariessential]

JJK SPOILERS AHEAD; I NEED TO VENT:

Heard about shit going down in jjk again, and Yuuta transplanting his brain into gojo's body. and i haven't been reading jjk for... well, last time i checked in yuuta was trying to fight sukuna by himself but i haven't even seen the end of that attempt.

i have now read chapters 260 and 261. and..

i expected this to make me at least a little sad but especially with my jjk break it occurred to me again how bad the story telling is. as in gege needs to explain whats happening in the fucking narration squares at all times, always. which is annoying bc i could just read a novel instead. the panels are uninteresting and confusing anyways.

there was this heartfelt moment where Maki said that they wont let yuuta go through with the body swap bc he's "too important to them". great sentiment, wish i could have seen that in the actual material. vol 0 was a good start but yuuta fucked off to nowhere for the entire story and now comes back but sure there is this supposed deep friendship. dont get me wrong, i am a fan of their potential bonds, but any attachment i have to these characters and their relationships is because of fanon and my own headcanons. gege didn't do shit.

and then it's not even that yuuta tragically sacrifices himself, he was cut up anyway. he would have died anyway. cool that we talked about the high chances of him dying in gojos body, the impact of that is gone: its not like he would have had a long fulfilling life anyways.

And then Gojo's "i need to catch up" - again, SO much potential. but also, so cheap to pull out the kfc divorce yet again but not really exploring what that means? same with yuutas "gojo always had to be the monster" yes. great observation, great description of gojos theme. bit late. bit short. A for effort i guess. man, this would be great if i had any idea about yuutas and gojos relationship. OH WELL. gege keeps trying to get away with these "impactful" one liners.

This is just ranting, sorry. I'm still so bitter about jjk as a whole and "potential" is still the word of the day when it comes to this story. you guys can yell at me back if you want...

[hood-ex]

Finished JJK S2. Many thoughts below.

I'm kinda "hmm" over the parallels in personalities between the Yuji/Megumi/Nobara team and the Satoru/Suguru/Shoko team. Yuji and Gojo as the powerhouses with loud mouths. Megumi and Suguru as the quieter members. Nobara and Shoko as the boisterous don't take shit ones. Like idk I guess I'm just worried about Megumi in this equation and hoping he doesn't pull a Sasuke (or duh Suguru lmao) at some point.

Speaking of Megumi, he was only really involved in about 3 fights total. I missed him in the bigger showdowns with the others. On the other hand, I'm really glad Nobara got to step in and deal some actual damage to Mahito. Like I said before, fuck Mahito, all my homies hate Mahito. I mean, seriously, it felt like Yuji was getting nowhere with Mahito, so when Nobara got that hit in, I was cheering, I was hooting. I was painting "Nobara" on the back of my shirt. What an awesome moment for her.

Sorry I watched basically the entire series today so my brain is burning, my memories feel like soup rn, I'm going out of order when talking about events. Uhhh... oh I'm glad Jogo and Hanami died. I was sick of them. The difference in the fight between Jogo and Sukuna vs. Sukuna and Megumi's thingy. His... what was it called again? Eh whatever you know what I'm talking about. The pact (?) monster Megumi called forth before he went unconscious. The difference in those fights was super interesting. With Jogo, Sukuna was just having fun and not worried at all. With Megumi's thingy, Sukuna actually had to strategize a bit and such. No wonder he has a fascination with Megumi.

Too bad Sukuna killed those sisters but honestly not surprised. I did like how those sisters revived Yuji/Sukuna.

Oh?? And Choso dude?? The sibling reveal?? You have nooo idea how much I didn't want Choso to get killed off at the very end. I was hoping, I was praying, I was like absolutely not, now that I know he's Yuji's older brother, he cannot die. Ever. Everrr. Bc you know me and my thing about siblings. Love em. I was laughing when Choso was telling Yuji to call him older brother, and Yuji was like dude whaaat lmao. Like shhh, Yuji, shhh. Just accept it. You have two brothers now. Aoi and Choso. Lolol.

Speaking of Aoi, I had a moment where I was like, okay, I can get over Nanami's death because he had accepted his death, he was tired, he was ready to go, but I CANNOT accept Aoi's death. Even the thought of him dying made me start to tear up. He's definitely one of my favorite characters now, which is funny, bc I thought he was just annoying in his first appearance. But the fact that he has Yuji and Takada in his locket?? LMAOOO THIS MAN IS SO UNSERIOUS PLS. Sucks he lost a hand, but I'd rather him lose a limb than lose a life. (Fuck me, he's gonna die at some point isn't he? I will literally sob. I'm not kidding, I will sob when/if that happens.)

Oh yeah and Nanami fucks forever and always. He was so hot for wrapping his tie around his hand like that. Ugh. Love him. Gonna miss him. Hope someone reclaims his weapon. I actually didn't cry over him bc, like I said, he was just... ready to go. He was too tired to go on. I could accept that.

Bro did Maki die?? I mean surely if Nanami survived then maybe she did as well...? I hope she didn't die. I liked her.

Owww my brain hurts, I need to get my thoughts out faster. Uhh... ohhh. Oh. When Yuji witnessed Nanami's death on top of Nobara's death (not convinced she's 100% dead though bc of the medic boy being like idk she was dead but maybe she won't be bc of my healing) and on top of seeing what Sukuna had done to Shibuya... holy fuck... talk about a lot of trauma in a short time. Dude when he just gave up after Nobara's death... and he curled up and cried when Aoi appeared... that hurt me. That made me feel like I was in the stadium of the first Pokemon movie watching all the Pokemon cry over Ash's stone body. It felt like that moment. That sadness and grief just overwhelming. Damn. What a good moment though.

I haven't even talked about Satoru yet. Woooow... the way he demolished all those curses at the train station in such a short time... crazy. Sucks he's trapped in a box. Like idk what else to say lmao. Free my man Satoru.

Omg omg omg can I talk about how two of my favorite moments of the whole series ended up in this season?? So the scene where Nobara talked to that girl from Yuji's high school who had a crush on him, and she called Megumi to come meet them, and then Yuji appeared later. Ahhh!! Squee!!! Megumi was sooo cute! And he was super cute in my other fav flashback scene where Nobara spilled coffee or whatever on Satoru's shirt, and Megumi stuffed the shirt under his own shirt to hide it from Satoru. Like lmao he gave himself boobies. PLS HE'S SO CUTE. MY LIL BEANIE BABY. See, this is why I can't have this man go all Sasuke. I need him to stay on the team for cute moments like that.

And speaking of cute Megumi things, I thought it was so cute when he was planning to die, and he replayed the last words he and Yuji said to each other. Something about them like staying safe/meeting up later or whatever. And he was like sorry I broke my word, Yuji. Something akin to that. :3

Holy moly some of the dialogue goes on for way too long during fight scenes and such. Like I know they have to explain all the techniques and details of curses and such, but it makes the fight scenes seem so much longer, and I'm like goddd please just shut up and fight (I'm literally not retaining any of the info they're saying anyway asldkja)!! Also, some of the fight scenes, even without a ton of dialogue, were just ridiculously long. Like did we really need 3-4 episodes of one fight between Yuji and Mahito?? I was like somebody new please come in and kill Mahito ASAP.

LOL the way that I was like "FINALLY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME?" when Yuta finally arrived at the end, only to be like boooooo when he said he was gonna kill Yuji. Like nooo you two are supposed to be friends, okay. Be friends. Amigos. Pals. Fight side-by-side. Nah but surely Yuta will come around and fight alongside Yuji, right... right...

Wow yeah lots and lots of deaths this season. And now Megumi's sister is awake so okaaay...

Also, that Megumi dad dude was awesome as hell. He was freaking insaaane. I didn't care that he was kicking everyone's ass, I was just like let's goooo!

So anyway if any of y'all are reading the manga, please lemme know if Yuji and Choso retain a stronger bond of sorts or if that doesn't happen at all. Or if Choso straight up dies and they never get the chance for any kind of "hey that scar brain dude helped birth us so we're brothers" talk.

!!! I almost forgot!!! Why was Megumi holding Yuji's hood like this lmao. It was cute. And just. the big pile of bunnies.

[another-dr-another]

toss {maedas burns} at {i know about whatever the coffee was laced with} bc the salve very much does fucking imply he knew what was in there bc he could TREAT it - annie

Maeda, narrating - Exactly!

Maeda - This is what Ōtori does- even when I make a point against him, he just ignores it, and tries to act like I didn’t give my evidence!

~*~

Maeda - No, that’s wrong!

Maeda - We do have evidence implying you knew more about the coffee!

Maeda - You knew how to treat it! You didn’t ask a question, or do anything- you just ran off to your room!

Ōtori - I have kitchen experience! I work with cleaning supplies all the time- I explained how the product works!

Taira - Elaborate?

Ōtori - It’s a new- new-ish product… it’s the over the counter version of a older product, that a chemist from Hope’s Peak made.

Ōtori - It neutralizes acidic chemicals- it works topically, to negate the existence of the acid on the skin, and it prevents further damage, enabling the body to start healing the burn instantly.

Ōtori - I was being optimistic- it was the best option we had, unless I wanted to go dig through the infirmary for ten minutes while Maeda rinsed his hand with water, if it was a severe burn.

Ōtori - I was banking on it being mild. Not because I knew it was, but because that was all I was equipped to handle.

Ōtori - …Taira, you can confirm this, right?

Taira - …

Taira - Is that all you think of me? Just someone who knows about cleaning?

Ōtori - N-No!

Taira - …It’s fine.

Taira - Anyways, what is it you want me to confirm?

Ōtori - …A lot of cleaning agents can quickly become acidic compounds. And when you have contact with a chemical, it’s easy for the burn to be serious.

Taira - …Yes, that’s correct.

Ōtori - See?

Ōtori - I run a team. I manage teams across the country. I make sure that corners aren’t cut, and people are cared for.

Ōtori - I take care of the people I’m responsible for. I helped a classmate with the knowledge I had, and a product I had my faith in.

Ōtori - That’s all that it was.

Maeda - …

Maeda - Taira vouched for him…

Maeda - I… am having a hard time poking a hole in that argument-

Maki - So what!

Ōtori - …Huh?

Maki - So what if you had reason to know about chemical burns- it doesn’t make you innocent!

Maki - It doesn’t change any of the other evidence we have- all you’ve done is offer an alternative theory for one of our arguments.

Maki - You didn’t clear your name.

Ōtori - …

Ōtori - …What… would I need to do? To convince you, I mean.

Ōtori - I can’t argue that I wasn’t in the kitchen, and I can’t argue that I didn’t mention that.

Ōtori - Kobashikawa also didn’t mention he was in the kitchen, and I wasn’t the person left alone in the kitchen. 

Ōtori - What do I need to do for you to consider that it wasn’t me?

Maki - …

Maeda - …Fuck. I thought she had it.

Maki - …

Maeda - …Why did you tell me not to tell Tsurugi about my injury!?

Ōtori - So he wouldn’t get biased, and could investigate with a clear mind.

Maeda - …Fuck! I thought I had him!

Maki - …

Maki - I’m not letting you do this.

Maki - It’s too many coincidences, too many… weird moments.

Maki - Even if you have every excuse in the book- until someone has a better explanation, or you can disprove our theory- you’re suspect number one!

Ōtori - …

Ōtori - It’s stubborn, to never change your mind…

Maki - …It’s fucked up, to murder someone!!!

Ōtori - !!!

Ōtori - …

Ōtori - …Whatever.

Maeda - …

Maeda - …What does everyone think?

//He glances around the courtroom. No one meets his eyes.

Maeda - …

Taira - …It’s definitely the best solution we have-

Taira - But, I think we need to explore Higa’s case now. Use this as our framework, sure…

Taira - But if there’s less evidence for Higa’s case, isn’t that a good thing? Since Tsurugi can always solve the case, that should mean it’s simple…

Taira - …Right, Tsurugi?

Tsurugi - …Ah, uhm…

Tsurugi - I don’t know. I’m not really paying attention right now.

Maeda - …Really?

Tsurugi - Mhm. I’m daydreaming… come get me if you’re thinking about voting.

Maeda - …Concerning myself with Tsurugi feels like a waste of time.

Maeda - Alright, then…

Tomori - …I think I agree with Taira. It may just be best to come back to this… the evidence does point to Ōtori, just… not definitely enough for us to vote right now.

Hatano - …No.

Hatano - No, it has to be Ōtori.

Hatano - Doesn’t everything make sense, if it was him? He was saying all that shit at the start of the trial, he wouldn’t let me see her…

Hatano - It was him. I know it was.

Uehara - Mm… is that enough to vote on?

Maeda - Wh-Who said anything about voting?

Maeda - Maybe we should turn to Higa’s case…

Maeda - I’m upset everyone isn’t convinced… but it’s not like I can come up with another argument.

Uehara - I mean, I’m just saying…

Uehara - Is there evidence we haven’t gone over?

Maeda - Well…

Maeda - Nothing that Ōtori hasn’t had a counter for…

Maeda - …

Maeda - But, there has to be something we’re overseeing!

Ōtori - …

Ōtori - There’s nothing else. Nothing we could go over, or argue about… unless we find something while discussing Higa’s case.

Ōtori - Which, I’m sure we will- there has to be a solution… just, not one down this line of thought.

Maeda - …No- there is something we haven’t discussed yet.

Maeda - That’s wrong!

Maeda - There’s more for us to talk about… 

Ōtori - …

//Ōtori looks at Maeda- understanding flashes across his face. They’re on the same page.

Maki - …What else do we have?

Ōtori - …No. There’s nothing. Any more evidence we pull up will just prove my innocence.

Maeda - Like hell if I’m believing what you say! 

Maeda - Ōtori’s testimony is unreliable… but when it comes to understanding what happened last night-

Maeda - You’re trying to hide what you’ve done- there has to be a reason for it!

Ōtori - I mean… if you’re so set on finishing this now…

Maeda - We should have enough evidence to convict Ōtori- if Kobashikawa will share the full truth of what he knows!

Taira - Get on with it- what else can we debate on?

Ōtori - …Kobashikawa?

//Kobashikawa looks up- but not at Ōtori.

Ōtori - …Mind testifying? 

Kobashikawa - …

Maeda - …

Maeda -You’re stupid! Stupid for every way you’ve tried to deny this, and stupid for calling on Kobashikawa!

Maeda - I’m sure whatever he knows, it won’t prove your innocence- it’ll make it irrefutable that you’re the blackened!

Ōtori - Y-You don’t know what you’re talking about!

Maeda - …Kobashikawa?

Kobashikawa - …

//He’s been looking back and forth between them- only now making eye contact with Maeda.

Maeda - …What matters is that you tell the truth. That’s the most important thing you can do now- we need an answer, whatever it is. It’s your testimony that’ll get us there.

Ōtori - …You know what happened. Even if you didn’t witness anything… this goes beyond last night, right? Can’t you use that to explain?

Kobashikawa - …

Ōtori - …

Maeda - …

Tug-of-Testimony: START!

Kobashikawa! Is Ōtori the blackened?

Ōtori - That’s crazy!

Ōtori - I wouldn’t have tried to poison anyone- it doesn’t make any logical sense to say I caused Iranami’s death,

Ōtori - But if I did want to, why would I make poisoned coffee, just before everyone went to bed, when less than half the class was in the dining hall!

Ōtori - I’m always making food for everyone, and I never did anything then!

Ōtori - But, that’s something you all know- if that’s not good enough, listen to what Kobashikawa says!

Ōtori - I have a lot of medical stuff in my room, I know about treating injuries!

Ōtori - I had a hard time falling asleep last night, and I don’t talk a lot when I’m tired. 

Ōtori - Kobashikawa, you know this! And you know I wouldn’t try to kill someone… right?

BREAK!

Kobashikawa - …

//He seems conflicted… he’s messing with his goggles, and doing little else. It doesn’t seem like he’s ready to say anything.

Maeda - I know there’s something about Ōtori that Kobashikawa’s keeping secret for him.

Maeda - I need to make my case and encourage him to testify, before he loses his nerve!

TUG!

Maeda - Don’t say it like that, like you know what he’ll say!

Maeda - Kobashikawa’s been pulling away from you, hasn’t he?

Maeda - Last night, there was totally something driving that pillow fight, wasn’t there?

Maeda - And- before that!

Maeda - In the Rec room, you both were being totally weird! All of a sudden, you weren’t getting along!

Maeda - There’s something going on- something that happened between you two, that’s caused you to not get along…

Maeda - The fact you’re acting like it didn’t happen is incriminating!

BREAK!

Ōtori - Again- this is all just conjecture! It’s circumstantial!

Ōtori - One spat doesn’t mean he’s going to accuse me of murder- it’s his life on the line, he wouldn’t throw that down to spite me over something petty.

Ōtori - Kobashikawa, tell him!

~*~

Maeda, narrating - No!

Maeda - Something happened between them… and with how Ōtori’s denying it, I’m starting to think it may be related to the case…

Maeda - I have to prove it definitively!

Maeda - If I can make it obvious to everyone that something happened, Kobashikawa will recognize that he should just explain, instead of keeping Ōtori’s secret… I hope.

{Make Your Argument!}

//Note: New Minigame! Tug of Testimony happens infrequently- a bit of an inverse Rebuttal Showdown, this minigame appears when a student has information, but isn’t willing to share it. Maeda and his opponent will both give their case, arguing for the witness to either testify, or stay silent. But, with so much going on, it’s easy for details to slip Maeda’s mind. This is where you’ll step in- there’s another incident which shows that Kobashikawa knows more than he’s said! Maeda pointed out some occurrences which haven’t been pointed out so explicitly, but there’s one moment he hasn’t brought up. Play-pretend as Maeda for a moment- and tell Ōtori the last thing that tipped you off!

[barbiegirldream]

watching a video on jjk nen types but before I start it I want to try and sort myself but without the culling games bc I'm sleepy

Students:

Yuji- Specialist who was really good at enhancing naturally more so than you'd expect from a specialist so no one guessed it at first. He is also an emitter by eating his brothers and gaining the ability to use his own blood as a weapon. And a manipulator because he can directly touch the soul and injure people like that

Megumi- Conjuration he's making something with his aura (10 shadows) and making them fight for him

Nobara- Manipulation it works on objects she is using it on tools to affect others

Yuta- Specialist But an argument could be made for transmutation he does have a Crazy aura and it matches the freak of the people around him

Maki- Enhancer. Heavenly Restriction

Inumaki- Manipulation easy cursed speech

Hakari- Enhancer. But it's his luck he's enhancing which is boosting everything else. One of the few male enhancers with a special technique

Kirara- Specialist. That star point CT is crazy strong and very out there and would have to be a combination of transmutation and emission I think

Mai- Conjuration. Making things with CE or in this case Nen

Todo- Emission teleportation

Kamo- Emission blood manipulation

Miwa- Enhancement simple domain and sword is all

Momo- Manipulation. It works on non living things she manipulates tools

Teachers:

Gojo- Emission Limitless in its parts is emission. Blue Red Purple Infinity all separating his aura and pushing it out. Advanced applications include teleportation so pretty textbook. Even six eyes is a projection of sight

Shoko- Manipulation reversed technique as a concept is an enhancement but being able to use it on others is manipulation

Yaga- Manipulation I was thinking conjuration but he makes the cursed toys by hand and Then imbues them with CE or in this au nen

Utahime- Emission expansion of her aura in time with dance and music is clear emission but just positive instead of damaging

Gakuganji- Emission forcing aura into attacks by applying sound waves classic emission. Unless his CT is already in sound waves then his type is transmutation but idk whatever

Other Sorcerers:

Mei Mei- Manipulation easy she's manipulating birds

Ui Ui- Specialist. you'd think emission the teleportation But he can move Other souls a totally unprecedented ability specialization for sure

Nanami- Enhancer makes himself strong with time pacts and his ratio technique just increases his critical strikes

Yuki- Specialist. Changing aura into mass and using that to enhance while also having the ability to conjure shikigami and black holes

Choso- Emitter Blood manipulation

Toji- Enhancer. Heavenly Restriction

Naoya- Transmutation. He isn't actually moving fast he's using his aura to change and split time... so I think this (Naobito his papa has the same thing so)

Ino- Conjuration. Those beasty things

Tengen- Enchancer immortality is prolly just life force enhancement idk

Miguel- Enhancer uses his dance to make himself stronger and faster

Larue (Heart Nipple Guy)- Manipulation his nips enchant all

Villains:

Sukuna- Conjuration or Emitter he is making slashes appear in the air and also fire

Kenjaku- Manipulation he is taking over bodies in the most extreme of ways this still doesn't explain whatever is wrong with him

Geto- Manipulation in the name cursed spirit manipulation

Uruame- Conjuration pulling ice out of thin air

Mahito- Manipulation he is fucking people up bad

Jogo- Emission, making fire volcano stuff could be like conjuration but you get where he is pulling it from more than like ice but either way idk

Hanami- Specialist, more aura placed in plants than just shooting plants out they can manipulate and make new things happen

Haruta- Specialist, whatever that miracle bullshit was is I think too weird to be anything else but it could maybe be argued to be exceptional enhancing

[strawhatboy]

What fucking kills me is that jjk had most of the coolest female characters in shounen like ever. Idk I can point out others I love but the potential they have with some of those girls was just so refreshing to see and suddenly gege killed half of them, ignored the other half. Maki is still my favorite female character in shounen rn and it just sucks how she's the only one left. It comes to the point that I try to convince myself to not expect too much bc ik gege will fuck her up too sometime because of his angst porn or whatever. This ask is away more angry than I have the right to be but IM SORRY I'm still pissed about yuki. So bad. And everybody else. like I hope this kind of plot progression works for someone because man it sure isn't working for me. It just sucks when you can't even get excited abt nice and well written female characters because the author just thinks it's cool to not care about any of his characters lol 👍

Anyway maybe I should start black clover :)

yessssss maki is fking amazing and it's a shame gege didn't pursue the idea further :((( THE POTENTIAL???. my hopes are currently on yuta, who should kill sukuna and idk. maybe protect his friends and save us all from this hell

[namtanlovesfilm]

And what you think about new ship Ohm? I see fan accout OhmNanon go crazy and others fans. They talk they need to know what happen and that OhmNanon owe them an explanation.

Film have a GL! With Natman. Im not interesing in her show with Nanon but "Pluto" and "Ploys YearBook" can be very interesing.

JossGawin i read about this on your tumblr. And I was surprised when it turned out to be true. Mond are there too as a vampire?!

​TayNew new series with AGAIN JAN!🤍 "On Sale" that will be have a comady vibe. They are happy they have a BL.

"Ploy's YearBook" also have a fine cast.

I think "We are" can be really good. New ships SatagaWinny and AouBes (AouBoom) idk what a name of these two 🤣.

"Only Boo!" I don't have opinion about this.

"Ossana's Love Thailand" was a trailer for that? Idk, i don't remeber. EarthMix again in BL.

"Summer Night" again i don't have a opinion about that. But what u think?

"High School Frenemy" and AJ, JJ, View, Nani, Kay mambers of "Home School", trailer give me little vibe of "Home School". ViewJune i think they also will be a shipp in this show.

"My Love Mix-Up" GemFourth again tgt.

"Enigma 2" ee, im a little confused.

Today I can say more. What series for you are intersing?

lmaoooooo, personally I don't care for ohmnanon & especially not ohm after what he's done. good for him that he's find a new bl ship to leech off of like he's done his whole career I guess 🤷‍♀️ delusional fans trying to revive a dead ship will always kill me :')))

the namtanfilm gl is truly incredible & I'm also very excited for ploy's yearbook, more female-led shows please I need it!!!

I cannot believe all 3 rumors I heard about became true djsighudshui, I already knew not to doubt gmmtv fans bc their rumors are almost always true but OMG! so hyped for jossgawin, I'm already obsessed with them!!!

the taynew show looks so fucking ridiculous & fun, I love it! I'm sure it'll be a great time, and I like all four mains!

ossan's love with earthmix has me dead 💀 first of all leave that show in the past, but also I really don't think earthmix have it in themselves to be this silly lol. honestly I'm just glad they didn't give this to offgun EVEN THOUGH they would actually be perfect as haruta & maki lmao.

summer night is so damn confusing, and I hate the queerbaiting in the trailer by making phuwin & dunk kiss when it's just a straight show lol. if they really wanted to attract the bl fangirls, why not make the side couple with java kiss in the trailer instead?

high school frenemy looks so damn gay but I know it's gonna be as frustrating as midnight museum bc they're gonna make it a bromance. if I get viewjune in this too though??? I will watch just for them lol. and the incredible cast. but watch this trailer & tell me sky's character isn't in love with nani. AND WHY ARE THEY HOLDING HANDS AT THE END??? the show hasn't even started airing, and I'm already frustrated by it 😭

xxx

[chososcamgirl]

HEYYY SIGMA ALPHA IYAAA GMMM HRUUUU ‼️🔥🤗 DAILLYYY CHECK INNN TIMEEE YK ITT RISE AND GRINDDD 🐺🐺

IM SERIOUSLY LACKING IN MY ASKS RECENTLY SO IM SORRY ABOUT THAT POOPIE PLS DONT BITE ME 😖😰

IM SO GLAD WORK IS GOOD BUT TRY AND GET MORE REST ‼️🔥 U CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN U ALPHA 🤞🐺

IM GONNA RETURN THE CHARGER TODAY (and hopefully buy some things 😈😈) BUT GIRLLL I DO NOTTT WANT TO PAY THAT FEE URNENRNR KINDA WISH I WENT BACK AND RETURNED IT BUT IT WAS RLLY LATE AND WOULD HAVE BEEN DANGEROUS AND A GIRL NEEDS TO GET HER PRIORITIES STRAIGHT YKYK⁉️

OKKK THOUGHTS ON LAST CHAPTER 😈🐺🔥

nadnndbMDNDNEISNSNDNE DNENENEKE FUCK DUXK FIXKKKK I KNEWWWW IT WAS GONNA BE MEGUMI THANK YOU QUEEN FOR NOT GIVING IN TO SUKUNA BECAUSE GODDDDD 😭😭🔥🔥 BUT OMFGG??? “‘YOU SURE YOU DONT WANT TO STAY?’” OH MY GODD I AM SATTT UGHH THE PET NAMES, PERSONALITY SWITCH, EVERYTHING OMFGGG I WOULD HAVE CLUNGGGG ONTO THAT FUCKING MAN OMG YHE CHOKEHOLD THAG THIS CHAPYER HAD ON MEEE UGHHHEHHEHEHESK

IM SUCHHHH A SLUT FOR CLINGY MEN PLEASEEE LIKE OMFG JUST FUCK ME ALR HWBEBEBSKENNEND TWEAKING RN CUS THATS LITERALLY SO 🤗😍🔥😚🤤 I NEED SOMEONE LIKE THAT SOO BAD KEND GNAWING AT MY ENCLOSURE AND DROOLING RN OMG THE WAY I WOULD FORGET ALL OF HIS RED FLAGS LIKE I GUESS YN IS STRONGER THAN ME AFTER ALLLLLL WNNENEN AND THE FACT MEGUMI WAS WAITING FOR THAT TEXT OMGG ITS A NEED NOT A WANT 😍😍 ME AND WHO??? LIKEE WHENS IT MY TURN

the ai anon… I AM OUTTTT TO GET U HOW DARE U HO.. 👿👿 but iya.. ur writing is so fire you got your first allegation.. THATS HOW U KNOWW U MADE IT WHEN PEOPLE START ACCUSING U OF SHIT ‼️ guessing ai anon said that out of jealousy bc they can’t cook like you can iya but still.. ai anon i am OUT to get u 😡😡 the new chapter was SO FULLING KMFG IM FILLEDDD (in more than one way)

THANK YOU FOR BLESSING US ONCE AGAINNN IGNORE AI ANON THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEYRE TALKING ABOUTT UR SO FYA 🔥🔥

toge running in on yn… omfg the way I RECOILED. Like I would just start digging my grave ON THE SPOT bc you KNOW I would never be caught sleeping with the ops (unless toge was the op but he would never be one 🥰😍🤗 [please let me hit im so desperate] “‘…but you owe me.’ There was a glint in his eyes, hinting at the mischief he always seemed to conjure.” OH OKAY 😍😍 WHAT WOULD THE FAVOR BE⁉️⁉️ 🤤🤤🔥

Maki going straight to yuta after the fight… OKAY GIRL GET UR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT 😭😭 how is this man still a side hoe/fwb I’m FUMING for him LMAO someone get them tg already ‼️

Sjap toge ily please marry me 🙏🙏 i can provide a good sense of humor, cunt, and lipgloss please give me a chance 🤤🤤🤗🤗🥰

CANT WAIT FOR NEXT CHAPTERRR DONT FEEL PRESSURED TO RUSH GIRL THE EDGING KEEPS US UP 🤗😍‼️

Sigh.. guess who’s ovulating.. on their own.. on a weekend.. ALONE… cramping… 💔 (hint: it’s me) UGHH I HATEREE BLEEDING MY PUSSY OUTT ESPPP WHEN I GET JT ON MY SHEETS. I WOKE UP TO A MURDER SCENE. ON MY WHITE SHEETS. WHITE. SHEETS. I’ll never recover from this 💔 BUTTTT I means I’ll be period free for the next month!! And that includes HALLOWEEN WEEKENDDDDD SENNENDNEN 🔥‼️ im doing matching costumes w my friends but we don’t know what yet 😭

I HAVE MY AMBASSADOR MEETING TMRWWW GANG WISH MY LUCK ‼️🤗

LYCHEE⁉️⁉️ OMG I LOVE LYCHEE.. THE OLIVE THEORY.. WERE SOULMATES 😍😍

MY HOT TAKE… I HATE DR.PEPPER.. IVE TRIED SOOO HARD TO LIKE IT BUT IT JUST TASTES LIKE CHERRY COUGH MEDICINE 😭🔥

OKOK QOTDDDDD… WHATS A LIFE HACK YOU SWEARRR BY ⁉️⁉️🤞

HOPE U HAVE AN AMAZING DAY/ HAD AN AMAZING DAY ‼️‼️ ILYSMM BYE SIGMA 😈😈

- 🐺

HI ALPHA!!!🐺🐺

NO UR SO OKAY!! i’m getting to ur ask now i promise ill be on top of them more as well😓😓 THANK YEWWW im feeling much better now so im happy <33

GIRL JUST KEEP IT ATP😭 do NAWT pay the fee🫵🫵 $40 is actually ridiculous and yes prioritise ur safety first over anything🙏🙂‍↕️

LMFAO IM GLAD YOU LIKED IT😈😈 sjap megumi is CLINGY. he was waiting for that exact text since they’ve met like and when he got it trust he was jumping up and down😏😏😏 sjap clingy megumi truther FOREVER 💯 also the ai anon I KNOW😭 eh i didn’t really bother w them i know they don’t mean any ill intent but it was just a weird ask to send like atleast don’t put urself on anon and face it but we ball🔥🔥🔥 thank you poo poo 🫂🫂 also i started calling my cat poo poo bc of you and i laugh everytime 😭😭😭

I KNEW YOUD LOVE THE TOGE BIT😭😭😭 fan service for you but omg the favour is going to be [REDACTED] so yeah🙂‍↕️ i NEED to write a sjap toge spinoff after i finish this one i just cannot i know it’ll eat so hard🗣️ YUTAMAKI TRUTHER FOREVER (i still love nobamaki too tho)

NAUR NOT THE WHITE SHEETS😭 omg when i hate when you can physically feel it come out of ur pussy like omg it’s like SUCH A GROSS FEELING EAUGH. BUT YESS HALLOWEEKENDDDD i’m supposed to go my co workers party but idk if i want to LOL i still have no friends in this city besides my co workers but idk i’m content rn i know uni is starting next year but that’s not until 6 more months😭 but we’ll see

YAYY I HOPE IT WENT WELL ALPHA‼️‼️ I KNOW U DID GREAT <3 OMG THE OLIVE THEORY😍😍😍 yes we r soulmates… ive never tried dr pepper mainly bc we don’t have it here so i wouldn’t know😭😭😭

AOTD‼️ IDK MANY BUT the post used one i do is putting a wooden spoon over boiling water so it doesn’t overflow (idk if that counts but yeah) HBY🫵

THANK YEW ALPHA!! I HOPE U HAVE A SUPER SIGMA DAY!! <33

[thot-writes]

you, my dear readers, are absolutely buckwild and dare i say a little bit quirky. so i decided i wanted to write this shitpost in your honour. also bc i have writers block.

weird shit that you do to your boyfriend — JJK edition;

Yuji Itadori/Sukuna;

you pop his pimples.

you have a weird, disgusting fascination with grooming his skin (or anyone’s skin). you almost have a sixth sense for them at this point

Yuji desperately tries to take care of his skin so you won’t attack him, and whenever he breaks out he tries so hard to avoid you or cover it up.

you always know though. always.

he begs for your mercy, but you never give it.

“Please, please, please! W-wait for a second! I just put cream on there! You’re going to ruin it!”

with a devilish smirk and an evil glint in your eyes you corner him. “But Yuji... I can get rid of it right now...”

very occasionally, Sukuna will be in control. you’d think that’d be a deterrent— but no, not even he can avoid it.

he calls you every name under the sun, threatens you, fights against you. it’s useless. once your eyes are locked onto your target, nothing gets in your way.

sukuna hates it but yuji secretly thinks it’s actually kind of soothing... plus his skin is gorgeous thanks to you and you always clean his ears afterwards. part of him kind of loves it, but your intensity continues to terrify him.

Megumi Fushiguro;

you grope him all the time.

you can’t keep your hands to yourself when he’s around. there’s just something about that cute little ass of his that makes you desperate to claim it.

it never fails to get a reaction out of him, no matter how many times you do it.

you most often smack or pinch his ass. megumi’s ass is honestly kind of lacking in size... but he makes up for it with an immaculate shape.

you’re so stealthy about it that no one ever notices what you’re doing, they only ever hear megumi’s surprised yelps and think he’s the weirdo.

you’re also a hawk when it comes to his nipples. he doesn’t know how, but you have pinpoint precision on those bad boys. sometimes you’ll be talking then out of nowhere— poke— right on it.

“Ah!” he jumps, cheeks turning rosy pink. he regains himself and scowls at you. “Stop it.”

“Stop what? I’m having an innocent conversation.”

“Yeah, Megumi, you don’t like it when your girlfriend pokes your chest?” Yuji questions, completely oblivious. he even pokes at his chest in a show of confusion.

“That’s not what she... never mind.”

probably the worst thing you do is when you walk past him, get your hand ready to smack, and then don’t deliver it.

never fails to throw him for a spin. he also feels an odd pang of disappointment, but he tries to ignore it.

Toge Inumaki;

you like to stare at him until he notices you.

you’ll be on the other side of the room with your eyes locked on the back of his head, and he’ll be able to sense something’s off when a shiver runs down his spine.

at first he always caught you because he thought it’d make you stop. but for some reason you thought it was hilarious, so you never did.

sometimes you stare at him even as you’re sitting right next to him, eyes boring into the side of his face as he smoothly ignores you. he’s grown accustomed to your weirdness, so your little staring pranks don’t affect him much anymore.

“Eh... She’s staring at you again... aren’t you going to tell her to stop?” asks Panda.

“Okaka,” he replies simply, continuing to sip his canned coffee.

Panda and Maki exchange a look of equal confusion.

it takes some of the fun out of it for sure, but also adds a new layer.

everyone thinks you’re a weird couple. from toge only speaking in onigiri to you constantly eyeing him like some kind of fucking stalker, word soon starts to spread.

toge gets so used to your pranks that he eventually knows whenever you’re looking at him. without even turning to acknowledge you, he’ll simply greet you with a “konbu” and carry on like normal.

Satoru Gojo;

you pick on him 24/7, then do a 180 to throw him off.

he’s never fazed much when you pick on him— annoyingly. he even manages to outwit you sometimes which makes you want to strangle him.

there’s just something about him that makes you want to bully him though, so you continue even though you run the risk of him humiliating you in a battle of insults.

even when you win it still kinda feels like you lose, because he just gets impressed that you’re able to out-bullshit him.

so you switch tactics.

you bring him a nutritious breakfast in bed, kiss him on the forehead and say, “Good morning, beautiful.”

he blinks once, twice, thrice, and looks at you in complete amazement. “What?”

“I made us a nice breakfast, so eat as much as you like okay?” you smile sweetly.

“...Is this a trick?”

“Does it look like a trick?”

he eyes the food spread suspiciously. you must have poisoned it— you must have! there’s no way you’d do something this kind.

“Is it laced with laxatives? Did you use salt instead of sugar? Is it covered in red pepper flakes?” he questions.

“Why are you so suspicious of me? I can be nice to you, I’m your girlfriend. And guess what?”

he looks at you expectantly.

“Bye.” you turn on your heel and exit the room, leaving him to stare in disbelief at the beautiful meal you’ve prepared him. he has no clue how to react.

from that day forth, you randomly pick days to be uncharacteristically nice to him. it’s the one thing he never gets used to.

Kento Nanami;

you write erotica of you both.

you’re a pretty kinky and energetic lover, whereas kento is... significantly less so. age and annoying work has worn him down. he goes along with what you want in the bedroom so long as it’s not too straining on him, but that’s the extent of it.

you’ve asked to do shibari, roleplay, pet play, and a multitude of other things but he always refuses.

“Sounds like it’d take too long. I’d like to be in bed on time,” he’d say.

so you start writing erotic self-fiction. an alternate universe where you’re vampires, one where you’re pirates, or just plain and simple porn of the two of you as you are.

you email them to him all the time and add in little comments like “this could be us” or “tfw ur boyfriend doesn’t want to dress up as a sexy slave”

at first he’s completely confused and — dare he say — flabbergasted that this is the kind of shit you’d pull to get him to be more active in bed.

oddly enough, you’re actually a really good writer. professional level type shit. erotica isn’t even something he’s interested in, but the way you write it? the depth, the prose, the tasteful symbolism... he finds himself becoming a fan.

it does eventually end up leading to him becoming a bit more energetic in bed, but you don’t stop writing the self-fiction. you enjoy writing it and honestly? he enjoys reading it.

sometimes you’ll be relaxing in bed before going to sleep for the night, typing away on your laptop while he browses the newspaper.

“How much progress have you made?” he asks, not even lifting his eyes from the paper.

“I’m on chapter thirteen now. You’ve just discovered that you’re a half-martian and that your mom wasn’t dead she was leading their army. Also you’re pregnant with my child.”

“Eh...” he muses, genuinely interested despite potentially not sounding it. “Sounds intriguing. Be sure to send it once it’s finished, I’ll proofread it for you.”

“I love you,” you say with a wistful sigh.

[hhhecates]

Okay, hear me out, I have this hc about inumaki that I need to share bc I like to make my thoughts everyone's problem,,,

What if inumaki knows sign language, he learnt it all by himself while growing up to be able to communicate with others (cause it's canon that amongst his family they communicate with their hearts, pliz i wanna cry). And well, he uses sign language mostly when he's out and about in his daily life cause man can't really be talking in onigiri ingredients to strangers. Thing is that with his friends, he doesn't really use it??? He's so so grateful that they manage to interpret what he means, it fills his heart with a new type of warmth when he literally speaks food but yūta nods along attentively, maki mostly rolls her eyes at his misplaced and quite sarcastic interjections (because you can feel the attitude coming from that tuna mayo sometimes), megumi never misses a beat and answers him right away and reader loves having conversations with him and ever so often asks inumaki his opinion on anything and everything and they just look at him with stars in their eyes as he rambles in ingredients.

Sometimes inumaki even relishes it, he likes leaving his friends hanging and arguing over what he says because he's just a fucking menace and he knows it.

But inumaki sometimes gets insecure, sometimes he does throw in a couple of signs hurriedly to make sure that he is understood, sometimes it's even mindlessly, signing his favourite words or the ones that he uses more often just because he is used to it. Some other times it can even be desperate, during fights against curses when he wished he could cry out his friends names but restrains himself because it's too dangerous, and then it's big, hurried and shaky motions, his hands trembling and eager to shout safety when his voice can't.

But inumaki never tells, never asks his friends to learn sign language for him, he doesn't want to burden them with that, so instead he limits his use of it around them as much as he can, because he knows they would pick up on it. He just knows by the way they always make sure never to speak over him or how they hush others whenever he does speak up.

What if reader notices anyways?? And it's not like the others don't care as much, they do, they really do. But maybe reader already knew a little sign language themselves, maybe they just like learning languages in general, maybe, just maybe, they find themselves looking at inumaki a little closer, a little more attentively.

And then reader decides to start learning sign language too. They watch videos, read articles, buy books (that they have to hide under their bed because inumaki is a nosy fucker with the people he's comfortable with, hell, I'm pretty sure reader has to erase their youtube history otherwise inumaki would quickly find out whenever they binge watch videos together). And at the beginning it's hard, it's so hard learning on their own, and it's hard also for them to restrain themselves from using it around inumaki, from asking him if they're signing correctly and wondering if inumaki could teach them all of his favourite words. But they manage to keep their mouth shut, to wait until they get better so that they are sure they could have an actual conversation without inumaki having to worry about using words too complex for reader to understand.

But then, it's yūta finding reader one afternoon while they're struggling, borderline crying, over compounding and reduplicating and sentence structure and it's all getting to their head so they're  f r u s t r a t e d. And yūta, like the absolute fucking sweetheart he is, he immediately offers to help them and ofc bby wants to learn too cause inumaki is his bestfriend too >:/

And please, I just know that these two would end up dragging the entirety of Jujutsu High in their plan and teach all of them sign language.

JUST IMAGINE, study nights in reader's dorm room, with snacks and energy drinks cause they gonna need them for sure, yūta and reader are teaching the others with like 12 different books strewn all over the floor, 3 different videos playing in the background and it's so damn chaotic. Megumi is probably a natural cause he already uses hands gesture to evoke his shikigami, so he can remember hand signs very easily and can do them so cleanly while like nobara and yuji be struggling and just yell at fushiguro cause "it's not fair" and "he has an advantage". Panda is there just to support them cause he can't really sign with his paws, but he just manages to instill more chaos by teasing and poking fun at Maki (poor girl has zero patience).

And gojo would 100% join them just to sprinkle more chaos and be the absolute menace that he is. (But lowkey he wants to learn too ofc).

And ofc, they're probably so outwardly secretive about it that inumaki notices it right away and he just has to be a nosy little shit about it (cause how dare they leave him out of it) so one night he quite literally bursts into reader's room only to find Maki and Itadori yelling over "how the fuck non-manual modifiers work" and Gojo and Nobara laughing their asses off and making jokes about their awful awful hand coordination, reader and Yūta are probably so fucking done, Panda is enjoying them freaking out like it's the last season of his favourite tv show.

And it's honestly hilarious how quickly they fall silent in complete and utter horror at the sight of inumaki standing there.

And then they all kind of fumble around and try to greet inumaki and like introduce themselves or say something in sign language one by one bc that's what they had been preparing for, right?? And it's probably so messy but inumaki doesn't give a fuck and then, he just starts crying.

Prob they take it the wrong way too, and they all start panicking, but he is quick to try and reassure them, hands shaky by how overwhelmed he is, that warm feeling he had learnt to associate to his friends is back, but tenfold, and it makes his cheeks burn and a smile so big break on his face. And then he signs back "hi everyone, I'm Inumaki Toge".

[lucauali]

Smoke Buddies! Second Years

Author’s Note: I have a draft for this as a yuta x Reader but I think I’ll start with random headcanons and texts first. If I see anyone asking for the fix/SMAU, then I’ll consider pushing it as a priority

Also I’m gonna post chapter 3 for Every Summertime this week once I finish exams! I just wanted to put this out to fill my absence :)

Tokyo Second Years

Okay for this just pretend Yuta has been in Tokyo from the start of season one and that they’re all 18

Maki or Toge usually come in clutch with the supply. No one knows where they get it from, Maki doesn’t know Toge’s dealer and vice versa

I think Toge likes sativa better bc it enables his menace behavior more AHSHAH but like actually he’s more productive, academically and physically

Maki doesn’t have a preference in general, it just depends on the time of day really. At night she’ll prefer indica to help her fall asleep, and sativa in the day

Yuta for sure likes indica better. My boy needs a well deserved vacation or just some time to relax, so it really helps him to relief e some stress

Panda doesn’t smoke but he tags along, you don’t want to leave him out and he get lonely :(

All of you use him as a pillow at the group sesh, but he doesn’t mind

Like I said, Inumaki is a menace, but he’s even better worse when he’s high so he’ll fuck with everyone

He almost whispered “shit yourself” to Todo when he was visiting Tokyo. Yuta had to stop him before disaster struck

Panda takes the opportunity to ask ridiculous questions when everyone’s high since he’s the only sober one

This is mostly bc Maki is more chilled out and unguarded in a sense. She’ll answer without any hesitation, much to everyone’s pleasure

Yuta isn’t a panicked smoker, he’s very mellow most of the time and he can hold himself together. Other times, he’s very giggly and laughs at anything

He looked at Panda once and started dying laughing

Shoko saw the smoke sesh one night and asked if she could join

These were so fun to write, let me know if you want more like this or even the texts! The SMAU fic has a chapter drafted too so I’ll write more for that if requested 😈

[chiruba]

JJK BOYS' BEING SCARED TO CONFESS !

an. thank u for 100 + followers!! <3 holy fuck inumaki’s was hard to write bc of the letter LOL also heres to hopin my tags actu work for this post

ft. gojo, inumaki x gn!reader

wc. 1.2k

genre. fluff, angst if u squint in gojo's

► MASTERLIST ► TAGLIST ►

GOJO SATORU ►

— OK so usually i wouldn't imagine him as being scared to confess

— but,

— if he really likes you, i think his hidden insecurities will start comin out

— yes, gojo is the strongest sorcerer

— but even the strongest sorcerer can't save everyone

— he knows you'll be targeted if you're openly with him

— so gojo represses his feelings as best as he can

— which for some reason involves him -

— flirting with you one day

— and then completely ignoring your existence the next

— eventually you just get tired of it

"satoru!" you yell, surprising yourself from the sheer volume of your voice. it's clear he knew you were coming, but you still see the way his shoulders tense when you call his name. gojo at least has the decency to stop, and you're unsure if it's because he doesn't want to risk making you angrier, or if this is one of the days' he'll actually talk to you. you huff in anger before gripping his wrist to spin him around, and you can tell he's avoiding your eyes despite the black blindfold around his eyes.

"well?" you ask, tone cold and straightforward. gojo decides to take a glance at you, and sees you standing there with crossed arms, looking at him like a disappointed parent. "are you going to stop giving me the cold shoulder and tell me what's going on? i'm not in the mood to play some childish game, gojo." the use of his family name coming from you makes his heart ache, and he panics at the thought of you being genuinely angry and upset at him rather than mildly annoyed.

"i'm not playing some game," he says, and you feel yourself straighten up at the seriousness in his voice. your eyebrows furrow together in concern as you try to think of your last few interactions with gojo. he hadn't been acting this way with anyone else but you (you know because you'd asked nanami, and nanami knew all), and if this wasn't some game he was playing, had you done something to make him upset? the thought makes you feel guilty, remembering how you'd scolded him like a child just moments earlier. was it the joke about his forehead? surely he'd know you hadn't meant it, no matter how true it was-

"i love you-"

"your forehead isn't that small-"

...what?

you blinked at him once, then twice, then thrice, and then a fourth just to make sure you really weren't dreaming right now. your best friend of years, with his cocky attitude, cute dumb jokes and flirty remarks that made your face heat and heart race was in love with you? gojo lifted his blindfold suddenly, cocking an eyebrow up at you.

"hey! what about my forehead?-"

"i like you, too." you breathed out, voice shaky with either excitement or nervousness, you couldn't choose. gojo stared at you with those ocean coloured eyes of his, and then broke out into a grin.

"hmm?" you braced yourself, already knowing gojo's incessable adorable teasing was coming, "i don't exactly think i said like, did i?"

INUMAKI TOGE ►

— i def see inumaki being more scared to confess

— 1. because he can't think of a proper way to tell you his feelings

— a text just doesn't feel personal enough or embed his true feelings

— which leaves inumaki in a dilemma

— obviously, panda is quick to catch onto inumaki's feelings

— when he learns about inumaki's dilemma, he just bursts out laughing

— panda offers him the very simple solution - write a damn letter

— inumaki was so caught up in his feelings he literally just did not Think of it.

— spends hours writing the letter and tearing up it several times while also rehearsing how and where he would give it to you

— until the moment actually came, and all inumaki could do was shove the letter into your hands, yell tuna mayo, and run away.

— … yeah

your early sunday mornings had started consisting of heading down to the field every tokyo jujutsu school student used as early as your first week as a first-year, causing you to quickly develop a routine - get changed into your gym clothes, head down to the field earlier on to relax before maki kicked your ass, and then rush back to the dorms for a shower. except this time, you were pleasantly surprised to see that halfway through your routine, you were met with the familiar cute face of a fellow student, cursed speech user inumaki toge.

"inumaki?" you say, giving him a smile before slowing down your own steps to allow him time to catch up, watching as he sped to you. "you're up early for once," you teased, knowing how grumpy he can get without his allocated sleeping time. once inumaki catches up to you, you continue walking on, fully expecting inumaki to just continue alongside you. only for him to catch you off guard completely, gently spinning you around to face him once more.

seeing inumaki up close, you quickly take notice of the flush of red on his cheeks, popping out from under his collar, along with the sudden dark eye circles. inumaki's breathing is muffled, but loud enough for you to hear he's panting, the rapid rising and falling of his chest confirming it. you furrow your eyebrows in concern, also noting the way inumaki had practically sprinted to you moments before for no reason, along with the absence of his usual cheery - "kelp!"- greeting.

"inumaki?" you say once more, your tone both obviously worried and confused, "are you feeling okay?-" you have to practically plant your feet into the ground to stop from stumbling back when inumaki shoves something into your hand suddenly, only realising its a slip of paper when you feel it crinkle in your palm after an experimental squeeze. you look back at inumaki for even just a hint of an explanation, and instead all you get is -

"tuna mayo!" he yells, and then takes off running. you're left in a daze as you watch inumaki's figure become more and more distant, and only when you can no longer see him do you remember the paper currently crinkled up in your hands. the first thing you notice are the little onigiris drawn on the top of the paper, an inumaki staple as you'd like to call it. this time, the onigiris have blush streaks on their 'cheeks' as they hold hands, a single heart bouncing off their heads.

to you,

toge here! obviously i know it's not february anymore, as you (probably? lolol dumbas) know, but panda i'm tired of letting my chances slip past me.

there are so many things i want to say to you every day, but now that i'm here i don't even know where to start, so i'm just going to say it properly. i like you like a shitton. i wish i could say this to you properly, if i had the confidence if i could, i would scream my love for you to the world. i may not be your first date, kiss or love, but i want to be your last, just as i hope you'll be mine.

there are thousands of other things i want to say to you, but i'll save it until i get your reply. please don't feel pressured to accept me, no matter what, you'll always have a special place in my heart, my first love.

from hopefully yours,

toge inumaki. 🍙

ill give u a kiss goodnight if u reblog <3 

©  2021 sinrinyoku — please do not repost, translate, modify or plagiarize my work! i will beat the shit out of u (maybe)

[crouching-vinus]

Blackmail chapter 9 wip crumb bc i’m afraid this one, too, will probably take a while. From Sukuna’s POV:

But this little moment of respite only makes your much more recent absence from him all the more jarring. He doesn’t really think you’re doing it on purpose, because Yuji’s been out of the house just as frequently, and he’s sure you’re both off doing god knows what together, probably lots of bar hopping, since Nobara and Maki tend to go fucking crazy with that kind of stuff, but he likes to think that you’re not. You don’t really seem the type to get a whole lot out of being drunk, and the idea that you’re constantly dressing yourself up only to not send him a picture drives him a little bit crazy. 

(The fact that there could be other men, your age or his or maybe even older, who get to see you and flirt with you and maybe try to date you drives him even crazier, so he tends to avoid such lines of thinking. He still remembers that fucking business card with some asshole’s number scrawled all over it, and how he had taken it upon himself to throw it out, making sure to shred it to pieces first just for good measure.)

“Hey!” 

There’s a voice calling out into the void now, that Sukuna thinks he recognizes, but he really doesn’t want to bother, so he ignores it, banking on the futile expectation that whoever might be yelling out to him would have the common sense to take a hint-

“Hey! King of Curses! I know you can hear me!” 

He rumbles out a displeased groan and turns to find exactly who he feared it might be; Suguru Geto and the little shit he only knows as that fucking asshole because Yuji never bothers with his actual name. 

It was Mahito, your little voice whispers to him somewhere in the back of his brain. He tried to start something with me. 

[stephanythedramaqueen]

For the ask game (and if this is valid):

001. Jujutsu Kaisen

002. Zutara

003. Aleksander Morozova

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001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my: Jujutsu Kaisen

Favorite character: The number one menace to society; Gojo Satoru.

Least Favorite character: Kenjaku. Give Suguru his body back, Kenny.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Gee, I don't have a lot of JJK ships. SatoSugu for sure!! GojoHime a close second. (I actually have a lot of GojoHime brainrot currently) ItaFushi definitely! They're so cute. And YuutaMaki bc they are the GOAT power couple. One is a descendant of Michizane no Suguwara and is as powerful as his very very distant cousin Satoru, and the other completely Uchiha Itachi'd her clan without a single curse technique. Queen behavior.

Character I find most attractive: my first gut reaction is to say GOJO, as I should tbh. But we've all seen Toji, and that dude ain't even animated yet! All the clout he's gained is deserved. idk what Gege was thinking when he was drawing Toji but he sure as fuck knew what he was doing. 😏

Character I would marry: Call me Mrs. Gojo Satoru. He is tall, he's hot af and he's filthy rich. Crazy, stupid rich. If being the strongest wasn't working for him, his deep pockets surely will lmaoooo

Character I would be best friends with: Yuuta. Because he's so shy and adorable, I would love and protect him. This was very hard bc I wanted to choose Yuuji, who is sunshine personified.

a random thought: JJK fandom grossly doesn't know how Gojo's Infinity technique works, it annoys the fuck outta me. In fact, there's so much misinformation about JJK in general such as the No One Can See Sukuna's Marks on Yuuji theory which is debunked in the text itself but it's still regarded as canon, when it's not.

An unpopular opinion: I don't ship Toji and his wife. I ship Toji with MEEE lololol

My Canon OTP: Gojo and I are canon every night in my dreams. JJK doesn't have a lot of canon ships and they sure as hell ain't my OTP but Miwa x Kokichi was sweet.

My Non-canon OTP: I mean SatoSugu is practically canon.

Most Badass Character: Sukuna or Toji idk. Sukuna for being such a wild threat to people that he couldn't even be killed nor destroyed as a curse. Toji bc that mf brought a glock to fight a dragon. And he WON!

Most Epic Villain: Sukuna! All these basic curses and sorcerers wished they were on his lvl. Peasants.

Pairing I am not a fan of: Suguru x Shoko. I just… nah. I don't like it. Utahime x Nanami. I love Nanami but I find him boring to be a love interest. Anyone x Mei Mei. She's a bad bitch, but she's pretty shady and an asshole (and also really creepy with her brother) lol

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): JJK is so young a manga yet, it hasn't really done any misses for now. But there's a lot Gege can and actually should expand on before he ends the manga. I really wanna see more politics within jujutsu society. Worldbuilding and lore on the Great Three clans. Flashbacks to Heian period society and its sorcerers. More jujutsu clans that aren't the three main ones, like Inumaki. And also, I'm biased so I want to see Utahime's curse technique before I die and it should absolutely be badass. (also revealing how and when she got that scar)

Favourite Friendship: Nobara/Yuuji/Megumi!! they are BESTIES in a way that Shoko/Suguru/Satoru has never been

Character I most identify with: Miwa. I, too, have an super mega gigantic crush on Gojo Satoru. And I, too, would likely get my butt whooped by Maki.

Character I wish I could be: Tsukumo Yuki. One of the only four special grade sorcerers, she don't even do shit, but still gets payed big money and she looks good doing it. Love that for her, wish that was me. Also her spending quality time with Choso. What a lucky gal.

002 | Send me a ship and I will tell you: Zutara

When I started shipping them: Zutara? Oh boy, it all started a long time ago, when I was 13/14 years old when ATLA was still airing. More than a decade later, and I'm still shipping them.

My thoughts: bryke missed out on the greatest love story that could have ever been told on American TV.

What makes me happy about them: the fact that they are complete opposites and still so much alike. fire/water, blue/red, awkward turtleduck/fierce opinionated baddie– and yet both are incredibly righteous to help people, both are loud and have a temper and have absolutely the worst, lousiest sense of humor. The way they understand each other, the way they both had to grow individually and how they grew together. Nah, they're perfect, your honor.

What makes me sad about them: the fact that they were denied the opportunity to heal the world together. If the comics are to be believed (and I do NOT consider them canon) Zuko spiraled into loneliness and distrustfulness after the end of the war. While there was a whole bunch of nonsense in those comics, something which is absolutely true bc it's just something repeated in history again and again; a sudden change in regime will always have detractors; some more violent than others. So assassination attempts on Zuko's life is something that definitely would have happened. It's unfortunate he went through that alone. And if LoK is to be believed, Katara didn't do much in terms of reformation post war besides being Aang's GF/Wife. The disrespect. Nothing would have been a better show of unity than having the Fire Lord marrying a woman from the SWT and then they do everything to heal and regrow their communities together. Worlds of potential wasted there.

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: Bashing Aang. I do NOT fuck with that. Aang is a sweetie, innocent little bean. I understand he would have some emotional distress at Zutara, but fics bashing him or writing him completely OOC in lieu of Zutara is a no-go. I immediately skip. We love supportive, grown-out-of-his-childhood-crush Aang, not whatever the fuck some authors do with him to make Zuko look like the better option for Katara.

Things I look for in fanfic: Usually fix-it fics. But I'm a sucker for arranged marriage AU

My wishlist: I go back in time and somehow create ATLA when I was a kid and pitched it to Nick instead.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Jet. Both of them. Jetkotara is god tier!

My happily ever after for them: Fire Lord Zuko and his consort Katara, being so fantastic at repairing the world and ushering a golden age of peace and prosperity, that they're canonized into legend and protective spirits centuries down their line. Kind of like Oma and Shu, people make art about them, stories are told and rewritten about their love for each other, statues are erected in their honor, kids named after them, cities retitled because of them etc. forever after.

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you: Aleksander Morozova

How I feel about this character: Aleksander, you deserve so much more than these books.

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: Alina doesn't deserve him either, but their symbolism together is so beautiful. And Nikolai with Sasha, that handsome bastard!

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: Sasha and Ivan. Ivan really was his ride and die, till the end. Wish we had Aleksander's POV to know how he felt about his death.

My unpopular opinion about this character: He shoulda fucked Elizaveta. And let Alina suffer the consequences of being a Grisha for a few centuries on her own. That'll teach her.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: He became the motherfucker TSAR! And won! And saved his people from death and persecution all around the world! Made his country flourish in culture and technology. Lived forever, yes. But happily. Knowing that no other child have to suffer fear and torture ever again the way he had when he was young

Favorite friendship for this character: Sasha and Nikolai and David. Completely fanon, but the potential of all three of their dynamics together would be hilarious, chaotic and ingenious.

My crossover ship: Aleksander Morozova, the Darkling, the Black General, descendant of Ilya Morozova and the Starless Saint x the Queen of Fire and Blood herself; Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, Queen of the Andals and the First Men. Protector of the Seven Kingdoms. Queen of Meereen. Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea. Mother of Dragons, The Unburnt, and the Breaker of Chains. They would have too many titles between them lmao but they would absolutely rule like no other has before and they're the power duo of all power duos.

Thank you for this! I had a blast ranting and I will always wanna rant more lol. This was fun.