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on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.
Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.
Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.
Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.
There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.
#svsss#luo binghe#svsss au#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#disciple shen yuan#lbh. visibly exhausted and with twitchy eyes: im fine :) | everyone else: ho no the fuck you ARENT.#SQQ was hysterical not because he found out LBH was half-demon but bc he was having a long-awaited mental breakdown over his autonomy :)#or (limited) lack thereof. he was having a sudden onset crisis of mortality and was handling at quite literally the WORST time. oops#im thinking very hard that LBH would never push his disciple into the abyss especially with no system to force him to. so SQQ either#had to goad him into it (failing always) or throw himself in. he ended up doing it himself but not before some very impressive hysterics.#BUT ALSO. IF THIS HAD BEEN WHERE SQQ WAS THE HALF-HEAVENLY DEMON INSTEAD IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO GREAT.#and by great i mean horribly angsty bc SQQ is NOT doing too hot and has. in very SY-like fashion. convinced himself that LBH will kill him#when he finds out he's a demon. so when it comes out i have this mental image of him lunging at LBH and LBH flinches back. but SQQ wraps hi#hands around the blade of Zheng Yang and yanks it up so the tip of the blade is digging into his chest where is heart is. LBH can't yank th#sword away without risking slicing into SQQ's hands. SQQ's hair has fallen out of its tail/bun and is now messily spilling down his#back and its NO helping the kinda deranged look he has going on. he's visibly shaking and his eyes keep flittering away and back at LBH's#face. SQQ is looking at the messages from the system warning him that he has to go into the abyss or punishment will occur. he's like.#rambling though. talking about how shizun doesn't *like* unclean things and there is nothing more unclean than a demon. like he is#INSISTING. LBH can't?? get a fucking word in. actually. SY isn't listening that much either anyways. too overwhelmed with the system and#the amount of stress he's under and his crumbling mental state and the innate and primal desire to live even when he's standing in front of#his own executioner. it all ends with him sitting on the ground at the lip of the abyss with his hair falling in his face. he looks so#unkempt and fallen apart and so distinctly *non-Shen Qingqiu* that LBH feels physically ill over it. tears are streaming down SQQ's face#and despite everything he is smiling. its not a nice smile. its a very frayed falling apart at the seams about to crack smile.#he tells shizun not to worry about staining his blade with this disciple's filthy blood because this disciple will take care of it himself.#and then he falls into the abyss before luo binghe can so much as grab him. the only reason LBh doesn't literally jump in after him is bc#he was numb with shock and the abyss was already closed before he could feel his legs again :]
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Thinking about Eddie Munson who was complaining to the rest of the band about his shoulders and neck hurting post show. One of them convinces him to go for a massage.
Eddie shows up day of and is told to strip to level of comfort and get under the sheets laying on his back, his masseuse will knock before coming in. Eddie has not an ounce of care or shame, strips completely naked. Scars and tattoos on full display. He climbs between the sheets and waits. After knocking and hearing a "come in", his masseuse enters and-
The most handsome man he's ever seen walks in. A bit of stubble on his defined jaw, soft pale lips Eddie wants to kiss, big brown eyes Eddie wants to get lost in, slutty little waist and an ass Eddie could-
He introduces himself as Steve. Verifies where Eddie had said his tension was on the form he hastily filled out. Then it starts.
And maybe, maybe, Eddie is a bit touch starved. He could have anyone he wants, but they don't want him just his fame. Pushes them all away. Only gets close to his band, but they all are busy and have their own people outside of work.
And Steve is just touching him. Rubbing smooth circles into his temple, down his cheekbones towards his jaw. Pressing on parts of Eddie's face he didn't even realize were tense. It's relaxing.
And Eddie regrets not leaving at least his boxers on to help hide that he's becoming hard. Kind of embarrassing, which makes his dick harder- which, that's a lot to unpack right now-
"Hey, relax man," Steve says, laying a gentle hand on his shoulder. Eddie can see Steve's eyes dart towards the obvious situation," It's natural. Happens to the best of us." "Does it happen to you?" Eddie blurts out. Eddie wants to shove his face in one of these soft plush pillows and scream, but Steve just snorts a laugh and shakes his head at him. Doesn't even respond as he continues the massage.
Eddie tries to hold back his groans as Steve turns his head to the side and rubs his neck into his shoulders. He can feel the tension leave his body slowly. Feel the knots in his muscles release.
Eddie can't, however, hold back the noise he makes when Steve grabs a hold of his hair and tugs it. Eddie's eyes pop open and he stares into Steve's face, who has started blushing. Steve just clears his throat and let's Eddie's hair go before continuing the massage.
#Steve was just moving his hair and the intrusive thought won over and yanked Eddie's hair towards him#Eddie is waxing poetic in his head has already written a minimum of 3 songs about Steve and is now going to have Steve star in every fantas#Lol yall aren't gonna believe this i paused when typing 'Eddie is' and the suggested was to put 'Eddie is a gay disaster' asdhfdlsl#Anyways this was totally NOT inspired by me getting a massage (I've had many in the past) and this random masseuse grabbed all of my hair i#Their hand and then tugged it towards themselves which...has never happened before and I almost moaned so uh found something out about me#I was just like “OH???oh!” And then proceeded to melt into the table#That wasn't even the wildest massage experience I had...I've had a few which is why I know I should only stick with one person#Because I trust that masseuse but instead I was like “well let me try the stones they don't offer here” and went elsewhere#ANYWAYS I could see this happening to Eddie and went oh yeah...didn't mean to ramble but here ya go#Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson#Eddie Munson x Steve Harrington#Steddie#Steddie drabble#Jade is Talking
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not even side eyeing anymore, it's just a full on head turn glare toward the people sidelining jimmy being a rapist and the SA of anya in favor of ooo toxic yaoiiii
#mouthwashing#actively yanking my hair out#anya mouthwashing#anyway anya ily you deserved better in everyway possible#swansea and daisuke too. love those guys#jimmy is a very interesting character dont get me wrong#would love to see long analysis posts unpacking him#but just like#man
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rip sophie foster you wouldve loved wireless earbuds
#yknow that one scene at the beginning of book 1 where shes like “oh music helps me drown out thoughts” but mr sweeny yanks the earbuds out#hear me out!!! long hair sophie foster has music blaring at all times sophie foster except now she gets away w it bc its covered by her ear#idk. personally i think she wouldve thought as airpods as a godsend. even if they like suck ass after three years of use#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#sophie foster
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Pocahontas (1995) is a good movie, actually, btw
#yesss. yeesssss. torture the blond man some more.#pocahontasedit#fyeahpocahontas#disneyedit#disneyfeverdaily#disney animation#disneygif#pocahontasgif#disney's pocahontas#disney pocahontas#disney john smith#john smith#pocahontas x john smith#(kinda)#girl's got her priorities right tho look at her grabbing him ass-first in that last gif#most important thing to check#queso*gif#queso*edit#for real tho how do people not love this look at them yanking this twunk around by neck and pulling his hair and everything#and him just taking it like a slut. look: he's got almost a whole tiddy out 80% of the time#he's such a damsel i mean lookit this shit#john pomeroy was doing the Most here and we don't appreciate him enough for it#for real: on an animation level they were doing some insane shit with john's face in this movie#this whole was a Bitch to animate according to the directors and it's partly due to these character designs#john and pocahontas especially#and no wonder: fucking hell there's a lot going on here!#pocahontas (1995)
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if ben says "thanks brooklynn" at any point bc something of hers helped them I will be unavailable for 7 - 10 business days
#her little 'thanks ben' in jwcc is one of my favorite things they added#but its also like. fucking devastating#the potential ben and brook parallels they could do have me yanking out my hair#im so obsessed with this friendship that only has like 2 relevant scenes from both shows#jurassic world chaos theory#chaos theory#jurassic world camp cretaceous#camp cretaceous#ben pincus#brooklynn#forgot this was in my drafts#c posts
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Jordan pressing up against you in public so you can feel their strap against your ass under their jeans 🫣
sniffles. n its been rubbing against their clit all day, getting them wet and soaked, they're so eager to fuck you on it they're nearly shaking. acting like a fiend, pulling your ass back into their crotch so you're forced to feel the bulge there. "feel what you do to me," ringed hands sliding around your waist to splay out across your tummy as they kiss along your neck. you can feel how fucking big the strap is against you, nd your little hole clenches with the knowledge of how wide thats gonna split you. "that shits going inside you tonight."
wherever you are, be it a party, a casual get together with friends, you immediately want to drop everything and just throw your legs up. they turn you into such a slut. needy pussy aching to be filled.
they make it worse by skating a veined hand down your hip, till its grazing the hem of your tight little booty shorts. sliding down till its resting over your warm cunt, clothed as it may be. their voice at your ear is enough to have slick dripping.
"gonna force it right inside that tiny fucking pussy. mold it to the shape of daddy's dick."
#ask#and my eyes roll back#screams and yanks out my hair#i need them so bad#jordan li smut#jordan li x reader
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insulting someone doing ur hair is the worst mistake you could ever make. I’d say you’d have to be incredibly brave but you actually just have to be really stupid. anyway femdubs got her hair ripped out after this. sad!
#I femed the slab I femed the dubs ur welcome society#also.#she didn’t actually get her hair ripped out femtho just yanked it really hard#to no real affect. if you have hair that messy eventually you just lose feeling in ur scalp#mcytyuriweek2023#ethubs#also. yeah. if you give femtho the Pearl treatment and flip her on her head she would be a Very effective mop#my art
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A piece I did for Fields of Fright, of Kars with baby Wamuu
It was a lot of fun and I made new friends and so much cool stuff got made... I'm so happy
You can read it here, for free!! :-) ♡
#kars#jojo#esidisi is offscreen picking up baby santana but they're both covered in blood and he keeps sliding out of his hands like a bar of soap#and immediately after this picture wamuu grabbed that lock of hair and yanked it as hard as he could and kars went YEOWCH
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"I love ascending Astarion because then he doesn't have to be afraid of anything! It feels like he can go anywhere and see anything!" Ma'am he's scared all the time, he's so scared of you leaving him he turns you into a vampire spawn so he doesn't have to worry about your free will getting in the way of your codependant shit storm of a relationship.
#I'm not main tagging this#because discource#but sometimes other Astarion fans make me want to yank my hair out.#ALSO HE DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE OR SEE ANYTHING HE HOLES UP IN HIS CASTLE BECAUSE VAMPIRES HAVE SOME KIND OF INATE DRIVE TO BE RECLUSIVE
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You can tell they actually cared enough to be toxic exes because they're not immediately trying to blow each other up on sight
#gromph baenre#vizeran devir#legend of drizzt#out of the abyss#rukart#toxic! old! man! yaoi!#yes gromph is yanking on his hair
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me thinking about this fic : ☺️🥰🥳🤪🤍🩷💖⭐️💫
me looking at the doc : 👹😭👹😭👹😭👹😭👹😭
#i have everything planned out in my mind wdym i need to put it into words rn ………..#that’s crazy……..#i love writing zoro but sometimes i wanna yank my hair bc if it’s not perfect then … what am i doin !!!!#anyway hi :3#₊˚⊹ ᰔ xoxo aims
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no bc a live action of the song of achilles would actually be the absolutely ruin of me
#GUYS????????#IMAGINE HOW FUCKING AESTHETICALLY PLEASANT ALL THE PELION SCENES WOULD BE#ALL ITS SCENES W A WARM SHADE OF YELLOW#IMAGINE TWO ACTORS OF BABY PAT AND ACHILLES IN PELION#SHOWING THEM RUNNING THRU MEADOWS; SPLASHING EACH OTHER IN THE RIVER; CLIMBING TWISTED TREES OR POINTING OUT CONSTELLATIONS???????????????#BABY PAT LEARNING MEDICINE AND BABY ACHILLES PLAYING THE LYRE#AND THEN SHOWING THEIR TRANSITION TO 16 YEAR OLDS#THE FIRST KISS SCENE IN PHTHIA'S BEACH???????#IM YANKING MY HAIR#tsoa#the song of achilles#achilles#patroclus#patrochilles#madeline miller#greek mythology#greek myth#books#achilles x patroclus#circe
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WHY IS IT A MAN. WHY ISNT IT ME
#SHE FUCKING LICKED HIM#NOT JUST LICKED HIM#SHE YANKED HIS HAIR#THEN LICKED HIM#WITH HER HAND AROUND HIS NECK#IM FREAKIN THE FUCK OUT#wwe rhea ripley#rhea ripley#wwe raw#monday night raw#dominik mysterio#wwe dominik mysterio#liams legendary dialogue
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OMG FINALLY, FINALLY GUYS OMGGGG😭
#crying screaming throwing up yanking my hair out#japanese bl#love is like a poison#doku koi: doku mo sugireba koi to naru
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HOLY SHIT HERE WE GO
#dear god#just let them be happy#please i’m desperate#yanking my hair out right now#screaming crying throwing up#tgs#tgs henry jekyll#tgs robert lanyon
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