#*this guy is unbelievable sometimes. like dude you grew up in china aka Home of Big Brother and you don't think we can find out

[six-of-ravens]

tragedy has occurred: tried to tell my boss I wasn't the only person here who understood google analytics bc technically all devs should know it, but then the dev assigned to our main website was like "uhhhh I know nothing at all I can't even understand what you're saying I don't think any tracking is possible*"

and now i have to set up basic-ass button/form submission tracking all afternoon.