#*sometimes

[skelelephant]

hello artist who wants to make a genderbent au of a male-dominated piece of media. In front of you, you’ll see a copy of Stone Butch Blues by Leslie Fienberg and a google image search for the word “butch”.

You have two hours to come up with designs for some of these characters that aren’t femme. If you can’t accomplish this, your drawing hand will be removed from your person.

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

Honestly very funny to me every time a wheel of time character just. Stops adding their own narration for a stretch of the books. They’ve got other stuff to do offscreen, or they’re unconscious for a whole book, or whatever. Probably best executed in book 3 when everyone is simultaneously and independent of each other trying to do a heist on the same un-heistable fortress, and meanwhile Rand spends almost the entire section of the book offscreen too busy to add his own narration, speedrunning the break-in in the background while everyone is Spider-Man meme pointing at each other on the rooftops of Tear. The wheel of time is a comedy* you see.

[dontmindme2600]

Invincible fight girl is getting “WESTERN ANIME BAD” twitter discourse from weeb incels oh I’m so proud of them they’ve made it

[mischiefiswritten]

Don't mind me. Just trying my darnedest to end each writing session on the most fire line possible so that I get really inspired when I next sit down with my WIP.

[girlboss-enthusiast]

It was a nice democratic republic while it lasted*

[miserymisume]

I am not superstitious* but I sure have been seeing a LOT of signs telling me to set myself on fire lately

[muckmagister]

meditation is so cool actually. like sit down and shut up for a bit and maybe you'll chill out a little. and you do

[muirneach]

love talking to the kids at work. one of them was just like ‘yeah we take weekly tennis classes [not at this club] but our coach isn’t around for a month. yeah shes coaching team canada at the olympics’ WHAT. like okay so u guys are gonna have a nice career if ur 6 and working with coaches of that caliber. tf

[lact101]

Was ranting to my friends about dotc and made this image

[saturntheday]

you don't understand you really really dont I NEED A RWRB SEQUEL I WILL STOP BREATHING IF I DONT GET ONE YOU HEAR ME??? GIVE ME THE SEQUEL

[ghostypetrainer]

one of cyllene's minions seeing the tag from the store still poking out of her clothes: (shit. omg this is so awkward, but this is a test, right? this is the fullmetal lady, no way she's not doing this on purpose, if i call her out she's gonna reveal it was a trap or-)

meanwhile, cyllene's abra is just like 'hey cylllene. you got a tag.' and then she seamlessly takes off the price tag and excuses it all as a test for rookies to see if they would notice something out of place, which the minion failed bc he didn't say anything ("didn't notice").

Cyllene, absolutely stone-faced the entire time, but internally she's screaming. How could she be so careless? How did she not notice? This is so embarrassing. She has to cover this up. She kept the tag on on purpose, of course! Why would it be anything else?

Zisu, of course, would simply point the tag out without hesitation. That's the fundamental key difference between her and Loid. She might have the same heavy mission load as him giving her stress, but at least she's not constantly overthinking like, twenty different scenarios. This is Zisu's power.

[night-zaveri]

The professor seeing my name appear in his class enrollment after he specifically denied my request to join his class:

Me, who just got done chatting with the department head:

[iamagodjkimcatholicicantsaythat]

My mom and I are watching Ghost Whisper season one and while we like the show and we like Melinda, there's something about how she's written?

Suddenly I said, "I bet she was written by a man" and guess what?

She was

[lilnasxvevo]

I was hardcore procrastinating on changing my sheets but then I was eating cantaloupe chunks on my bed and I knocked over the thing and soaked my sheets in fuckigignrnfnf cantaloupe juice so I had to strip my bed very quickly

[comphyjost]

4 GOALS IN ONE PERIOD

IM IN LOVE

i love the colorado avalanche* 🫶🫶🫶🫶