#*so you had a bad day plays in the BG* lololol

[honorhearted]

(For our Historical!AU. I hope this is okay?) The Scotsman didn't sleep a wink that night. How could he? After the rest of his small unit whom he was traveling with was completely obliterated by a rogue, band of rebels, Richard found himself to be the last man standing. The Scotsman did his best to run as fast as his legs could carry him, but the rebels were faster. And now? Now he found himself on rebel soil, being held prisoner in one of their cabins, no doubt to be interrogated when the morning came.

True enough, morning eventually did come, and in stepped one of their men. One of the heads, no doubt. A captain? Or perhaps a lieutenant? Either way, it was somebody of importance, or at least rank. "Are-... Are ye' finally gonna let me go," shivered Richard, sitting at the furthest corner of the room, as far away from the other as possible.

@richardxoliverxmayhew

When Ben arrived at the designated cabin, his hand on his saber and a cutting gleam across his eyes, he looked between each man guarding the entrance for an explanation. A messenger had informed him that during a reconnaissance mission gone wrong, they’d entered a skirmish with a band of travelers – that only one lone man was left – and was in need of questioning.

“What is his name?” Ben demanded. “I was told the prisoner was being held here?”

The head guard, Anders, nodded his head and instructed, “This way, Major Tallmadge. He���s not sayin’ much -- didn't gimme a name yet -- but I figured you could give ‘im the ol’ fear o' God to change his mind.”

Ben didn’t mirror the other man’s smile. Applying duress, though often necessary, wasn't exactly a beloved pastime of his, regardless of the favorable results.

Without further preamble, Ben entered the cabin and kept his hand on his sword, his eyes narrowing as he inspected the stranger from top-to-bottom. The man's plea was weary, but did not garner any sympathy. He and his men were tired, too.

"The means of your release will depend entirely upon your cooperation, sir," Ben evenly replied. With his mouth in a firm, grim line, he demanded, “What is your name?” It was not a request, but a command. With all new captives, Ben found it beneficial to start with the basics. If the prisoners proved combative or uncooperative, other methods could then be enacted.

Strolling toward the man, Ben followed up with, “Where do you hail from? Why were you traveling through Continental lines?”

[tellywoodtrash]

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omg yissssssssssss, she’s confided in devar squad!!!!!! 😁😁😁

lmao om’s face. 3 seconds into this and he’s already done. 😂😂😂

please note my attitude towards om from now on, like he’s two different ppl. there’s the omki who exists outside the riKara track, who i love. and then there’s “ugh, omkara” within the riKara track, who could choke and i couldn’t give a fuck. thank you for your attn. moving on. 😌😌😌

snort. please. like shivaay could ever score SHAKIRA. 🙄🙄🙄

shakira = shakir bhai, from anika’s mohalla. lololol. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“ho gaya tum dono ka?????” 

srsly. as if you two are doing SOOOO AMAZINGLY in your own personal lives. just help her out without too much bhaashanbaazi. 😒😒😒

ab yeh kaun hai? vikram??? 😐😐😐

arre yaaaaar. couldn’t they have hired someone hotter???? i wanted someone sizzzzlinggggg hot to make shivaay burn burn burn. 🔥🔥🔥

also coz i need some new eye candy. 🙃🙃🙃

ok come on, anika’s not the.... OMG SO STUNNING PEHLI NAZAR MEIN FIDA KAR DIYA type ke this guy is sooooooo awestruck... she’s the kinda unconventional beauty that grows on you thanks to her quirky personality. 

what is it about anika that makes guys almost crash their cars within first few meetings... 🤔🤔🤔

ok A+ soundtrack for situation, but ugh omkara, i hate you so much. 😤😤😤

don’t even get me started on THIS SHIT 😒😒😒😒 :

what does it say when i’m actually feeling more angsty for ruVya than riKara?????????? 😕😕😕

i’ll tell you what it means, gulNeet. it means:

man this song, still gives me all the fucking feels. a whole year later. what an album. 💖💖💖

LMAO SHIVAAY PLAYING THERAPIST. SHIVAAY. HAHAHAHA. BLIND(EST) LEADING THE BLIND. 🤣🤣🤣

ALSO THEY’RE ALL IN THE SAME FUCKING HOUSE. WHY THE HELL ARE THEY DOING A CONFERENCE CALL? GOD. RICH PPL AND THEIR UNLIMITED FUNDS TO PAY PHONE BILLS. 🙄🙄🙄

honestly, SHIVAAY, emotionless robot until 3 days ago, the fact that he’s giving these two advice... i just can’t. 😟😟😟

GO FOLLOW YOUR HEART? THE FUCK? OMG HAS SHIVAAY BEEN REPLACED BY MAHI AGAIN???? 😧😧😧

“GO FOLLOW YOUR HEART” IS THE ABSOLUTE LAST THING SHIVAAY WOULD SAY. HE’D SOONER SAY “I’M IN THE MOOD FOR PANI PURI FROM CHOWPATTY BEACH RN.” 😑😑😑

meerut is actually QUITE far???? 😐😐😐

“tum logon ke paas abhi bhi waqt hai.”  “apne relationship ko uss level tak pohunchne hi mat do, ki saamne waala tumse pooche KIS HAQ SE POOCH RAHE HO?”

oh man. my heart. i knew those words from her REALLLLLY fucked him up. 😭😭😭

wow, three months of depression, and shivaay’s no longer “desh ka sabse bada businessman”. you snooze, you lose. 😗😗😗

waaah, marathon runner. must be fit af under the suit. 😏😏😏

there’s something really offf about this dude’s mouth area. otherwise, he’s ok looking? 😕😕😕

ok yeah, his voice sucks too. ouff yaaaaaar. i want a hotttieeeee. varun toorkey ko nahi laa sakte the kyaaaa? I KEEP HOPING FOR HIM WITH EVERY NEW MALE CHARACTER. FOR GODSSAKE GUL, WHY CAN’T YOUR GARBAGE FUCKING NEPOTISM WAALA CASTING EVER BRING HIM OR KVB FOR THE CAMEOS???? 😫😫😫😫 

lol anika can’t handle being flirted with atttttttttt all. #same 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU’VE REACHED MEERUT  ALREADY??? IT’S LIKE 1500 KM AWAY FROM MUMBAI?????????? has oberoi industries already perfected a hyperloop system that rudra is going to be the operator for??? 😧😧😧😧😧

lol anika, pointless to hide from him. he has Awareness™, remember? 😆😆😆

i can’t wait for him to catch her. (we all know it’s coming.) 🙃🙃🙃

LMAOOOO. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 her “nonchalant” look = A+. 

“mera pair sogaya tha, toh mujhe bohut michmichi machi thi ki... main jagggiii hoon, aur yeh kaise so sakta hai?” 

lol girl, what even... 😂😂😂

oh hooooooo anika. so shaady you and your talking. also lol, his face at her jibber-jabber. 😆😆😆

fiance ka naaaaaaaaam. oh boy. 😬😬😬

bhavya = me. honestly, rudra just fuckkkkk offfff. is aadmi ko NAA samajh mein nahi aata kya??? 

“tum unki tarah ho jo apne UNKA naam lene se sharmaate hai. MERA NAAM LENE SE TOH SHARMAAYE BILKUL NAHI TUM. cheekh cheekh ke leti thi.” *snort* 

also, you haven’t MADE her scream your name yet, son. we’re all waiting for ittttttttt. #tharkiAF #tharkiTTisTharki 😏😏😏😏

lmaoooooooo, he knows her tactics toooooo well. 😊😊😊

lolololol her doing laad to vikram’s face on the magazine. 😂😂😂

lo aa gayi nagini. 🐍🐍🐍

LOL BILLU’S FACE AT ALL THE PRAISE FOR VIKRAM. 😂😂😂

snort, now she has to do research. girl, stalk him onlineeee first. find his twitter and ig. kya rukhi sookhi article padh rahi ho? 🙄🙄🙄

btw, why is she forever hanging out in HIS room these days? 🤔🤔🤔

oh boy. billu’s here. with a bucketload of angst. 😐😐😐

nakuul’s hrithik impression is out in full force today. 🙄🙄🙄

“agar main hota toh khoon kar deta.”

um... is that shit supposed to be romantic? coz it’s not. he’s just reinforcing the suspicion that all of us have that he’s a fucking murderous sociopath just one breath away from losing it. 😒😒😒

yeaaaaaaaaah girllllllllllllll! TELL HIM!!!!!!!! as if, if you asked him to provide PDA with ragini in front of you for proof, he would do it. kuchhh bhi. such an asshole. 😑😑😑

R.I.Pieces phone number.... 176? (i think.) 😌😌😌

murderrrrrrrrrr girlfriends on a cooking date! 💖💖💖

if they can constantly change up the wallpaper and bg of this oberoi kitchen, why can’t they do it to the bathrooms as well? instead of making it look like this universe of theirs has only ONE bathroom, that all the doors in mumbai are portals to? 🙄🙄🙄

svetlana’s concern for jhanviiiiiiiiii. 💘💘💘

OH HO. 

now that i know this might be a tejVi plan, i’m just totally over this garbage. 😒😒😒

no. don’t even IMAGINE my girl. you don’t deserve to even think of her, you asshole. 😤😤😤

kunaaaaaaal, stoppppppp making puppy eyes and making me soft on omkara. 😫😫😫😫

this whole thing is leading to him making shit for that exhibition, isn’t it? like a whole exhibition inspired by her? 😐😐😐

ok, that is actually quite sweet and the thought is making my heart hurt from the feelz. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

fuck you omkara, don’t touch my imaginary bulbul. 😡😡😡

yas svetlana! be brave! you my flawless evil queen bitch! 👑👑👑

i’m so honestly overrrr this bs tej ki aatma plot. 😑😑😑

lol bulbul and her moongphali. what a cutie. 😍😍😍

totallllllly called it re: the exhibition. 😊😊😊

ugh whyyyyyy even are tejVi doing this????????? like honestly, all their three children are having such crazy bad crises and they’re wasting time on this BS? 😒😒😒🙄🙄🙄

i hope svetlana finds out about these two and FUCKING MURDERS THEM AND STEALS ALL THEIR MONEY. THEY DESERVE IT. 😡😡😡

oooooh what was that look jhanvi had?? please tell me jhanvi fucks him over in the end too. coz he honestly is suchhhhhhhhhhhh a turdddd and does not deserve her. at all. why she keeps forgiving him over and over is fucking beyond me. 😒😒😒

he actually went away? i thought he’d do that really stupid bollywood trope of waiting outside alllllllll nighttttt long. 😕😕😕

ooh i love her laptop decal. want! 😯😯😯

UGH WHAT A BLACKMAILER. HE LEARNT THIS FROM SHITTY SHIVAAY. OUFF. 😒😒😒

waaaaaaaah. vikram prakat ho gaya! ab aayega mazaaaaaaa! BURN BILLU BURN. BURNNNNNNN LIKE ANIKA’S PANEER BUTTER MASALA!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃