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kukuandkookie · 1 year ago
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wip titles meme
RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
Tagged by @crimsonrainseekingflower! 💕💕💕
Thank you for the welcome surprise—another one I finally discovered once I looked at my notifications and stuff! Fortunately this time I’m remembering to make my own post haha. 😆
I hope you don’t mind if I also divide by fandom, and these only vaguely include a couple art wips!:
SVSSS:
Grave Matters
Cinderella III: A Twist in Time AU!?
Just a Dream (is this unfortunately a lame-ass title 😔)
Haunting You
Singles’ Day
TLJ/ZZL/LBH/SXY ADDAMS FAMILY AU??????????
Bingqiu White Snake (animated movie) AU
Waiting for the Tree Branches to Bloom Again
Safe from the Storm
I See in Both Your Eyes (Something Indigo)
AU: The Lion King II??
Family Meal Goes “Wrong”
TLJ’s Lament
LBH²
狗哥狗哥,你真了不得 (Gou-ge, Gou-ge…)
Slavic Vampires…
CNY Dumplings Competition
Enchanted (because we’re doing this now, I guess)
Limb Regeneration What If?? 🤔
Of Costumes and Candies (Something Orange)
Something Old, Something New, and… (Something Blue)
SV OTGW AU
I Ship My Rival x Me AU
I Have to be a Great Villain AU
Happiness Just Out of Reach
Lost and Found
Words to Heart
Breathing Smoke Into the Lungs
HORRIBLE NEW IDEA: Maybe title: Just Enough. Just Enough for Me
Love Letters (that’s all I got so far *insert deepfried emote here*)
Daycare AU???
Hmmm. Prince x Princess AU?
Xi Yang Yang AU
Gongzhu
Followers Milestone Celebration
Teacup scene
I Think My Uncle Ships Us Help
Unattainable
I’d Like to Try Staying Awake (for You)
Breaking the System (aka Fuck the System? Literally or—jk jk lmfao)
Bonuses include the latest chapters for I’d Rather Spend My Whole Life Asleep (With You) and To Tame a Beast, except the former doesn’t have a wip title. The latter does in the sense that the chapter title is Pixiu!
Erha:
Putting the Musing in Amusement Park
This Venerable One Will Not Be Outdone
What You Left Behind/Do You Also Miss Me?
[The] Romance of Wolf/Husky and Haitang
Ghost Bride (Corpse Bride but Chinese?? And Reincarnation)
Reconciliation
Fifteen Growing Up Flirty
Out of the Closet (and Into Your Arms)?
The Prince and the Pauper (but based on The Princess and the Pauper because I’m a criminal who hasn’t read the original 😂)
Wo Jia Dashixiong Naozi You Keng but with an Erha Twist
TW WARNING FOR THIS ONE but Passive suicide ideation fic
IDK WHAT TO WRITE FOR CWN’S BDAY… GOD SOMEONE SEND HELP GFGKDFHGKSDFHG (this one has a more polished but still wip version titled CWN Birthday Fic: Past, Present, or Future, I Want to Celebrate With You 😆)
Jiaoren CWN
Priest CWN & demon MR…hehehe (now a Dianran AU?)
More Than Just Puppy Love
Flower Shop…Redemption…Thingy?
From Wanton Wants to Wonton Wonders
A Taste of What Could Have Been
Screwdriver
First Bow to Heaven and Earth
Hidden Love AU
Mo Ran pulls a Bing-ge
Mind(-Reading) Games
Stone Lion
Swallowed Flowers
Confessions (Role-Swap AU)
TXJ Week (help we’re way past that now 😔): De-Aged Fic
A Tear in My Heart aka Read You Like an Open Book aka To Leave a Piece/Page of Me in the Nooks and Crannies of You?
Shi Mei Jiaoren Fic: [I’m] Afraid to Live Without Breathing
I also have a lot of Erha and SVSSS fic ideas that are unfortunately just blurbs in my ideas document right now and not full-on wips so they don’t have any titles I can share. 😔
Misc:
First Times, Second Chances, and Third Time’s the Charm…s (?) (Link Click)
Missing a You of Another Time (Link Click)
Danmei, xianxia-esque story (Link Click)
Suriel/Sariel
Call of the Wolves (specifically chapter 78)
Chuju the Chou
Papillon and Akuma’s Story
Papillon and Akuma Role Reversal AU Story
Circinus and Pyxis
Smoke & Mirrors
Dimension Hoppers
Take Me Back to Hell (All Saints Street)
I’ll Love You Until All the Stars Fall from the Sky (The Legend of Luo Xiaohei?)
Fengxi like Shade in Firewing (The Legend of Luo Xiaohei)
Mafia AU Xuanli x Laojun (The Legend of Luo Xiaohei)
Continuation of Falling for You (White Cat Legend)
How Could I Ever Ask You to Love Me? (White Cat Legend)
My Shadow It Follows Me
The Us of the Present Could Perhaps Be Just as Tender as the Us of the Past (Scissor Seven)
A Conversation With a Dead Man (MDZS)
Magical Girl AU (MDZS)
Xue Yang’s Regrets (MDZS)
Ao Bing and Nezha in a shoujo high school AU… That’s it. That’s the whole idea (Nezha 2019)
Surprising the Un-Surprise-Able (I Have to be a Great Villain)
Xianxia AU (Kiss the Abyss)
Breathing New Life (Kiss the Abyss)
I Will Chase You to the Ends of Time and Space (Kiss the Abyss)
A Family Outing (Beryl and Sapphire)
Just Some Gay Little Dudes (Beryl and Sapphire)
Steven Universe AU (Beryl and Sapphire)
Something as Sweet as You (I Ship My Adversary x Me)
A Present to be Cherished (I Ship My Adversary x Me)
I Ship My Adversary x Me and 严禁造谣 Crossover? AU Swap?
Additional misc wips I haven’t touched in forever are the latest chapters for The World Doesn’t Deserve You (MDZS) and Frostbite (All Saints Street). 😅
And as a bonus, these aren’t at all “official” yet but the more I read for some manhua the more I’m tempted to write fics for them… For example, a fic for Blemishing the Contaminated or My Lovely Troublemaker season 2 would be so cute, even if I don’t exactly have any clear or obvious ideas for them. 🥺
Phew, wow. I had way more wips than I expected AKFJSKFHSJS. Some are honestly just super half-baked documents tucked away in a folder with only a title and outline, but I hope something here was of interest to you guys. 😆💖
As for tagging…
I also don’t think I’m capable of tagging as many people as I have wips otl. So I hope you guys don’t mind if I tag just a few of you!
@ezrathesplit @levia-kun @yumichanhamano @softdekus @rongzhi @azunshi
(Of course, if you would rather not, feel free not to do this!)
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smilesthroughfandoms · 5 years ago
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Every Single Star vs. the Forces of Evil episode in one sentence or less
I’ll probably post a more in depth-review later this week, as I have opinions literally no one wants to hear but I will proclaim anyway, and then I’ll probably also due a revision of my ‘Past Queens Connection to Star’ post from way back in season 2. Cause that needs an update.
Anyway, enjoy!
Star Comes to Earth: Princess Cinnamon Roll that Could Kill you comes to earth and meets Misunderstood Safe Kid.
Party With a Pony: Spoopy Wardens hunt for the glitter pony while Star gets ice for Marco’s sweaty back.
Matchmaker: In which we learn it was probably a bad idea to give Star the wand in the first place.
School Spirit: Star misunderstands football and Marco tries to get Ferguson to blow his whistle not in that way.
Monster Arm: “Not my bowels! I love my bowels!”
The Other Exchange Student: Star is jealous of the meatball man from Bakersfieldville.
Cheer Up Star: “It’s supposed to be ironic!”
Quest Buy: Very accurate depiction of what it is like to work in retail.
Diaz Family Vacation: Both Marco and Star see new sides of their dads but that’s not necessarily a good thing
Brittney’s Party: Star and Marco party on a bus that Ludo hijacks
Mewberty: Star gets horny and snares boys in her web but not in that way
Pixtopia: Marco messed up and Alfonso marries Ferguson’s rebound
Lobster Claws: “… You can’t eat children.” “Really? Not even the annoying ones?”
Sleep Spell: “Camera Phooone!”
Blood Moon Ball: We’re suppose to ship them now, right?
Fortune Cookies: Love is never the answer kids
Freeze Day: Father Time offers Star and Marco some mud before riding away on his wheel-mobile pulled by giant time-hamsters I am not making this up.
Royal Pain: King Santa Claus destroy mini-golf
St. Olga’s Reform School for Wayward Princesses: Princess Prison sure is a nightma–OH MY GOD ARE THOSE CLUBS?!
Mewnipendence Day: No wonder monsters hate Mewmans so much.
The Banagic Wand: Star still doesn’t get Earth and like all of us, Marco is always hungry.
Interdemensional Field Trip: Miss Skullnick fears the “Big Change” while Marco sends Jackie cat memes
Marco Grows a Beard: Ludo is out, Toffee is in, and Marco will probbaly be terrified of beards forever
Storm the Castle: “SURPRISE!”
My New Wand!: DIP DOOOWN
Ludo in the Wild: Wait, since when did Ludo become badass?
Mr. Candle Cares: “Star and I have recently become smooch buddies… On the lips.”
Red Belt: Marco searches for a meaning in life and Star searches for hammer.
Star on Wheels: *epic remix of Marco saying Star is in trouble*
Fetch: Marco can’t open juice and Star runs away from her problems and sending thank you cards
Star vs. Echo Creek: Star gets high and destroys a police car
Wand to Wand: Both Ludo and Star are terrible at magic also major ship tease
Starstruck: Star and her idol Sailor Super Saiyan destroy a park and Marco is 100002% done with this shit
Camping Trip: King Butterfly has a mid-life crisis and tries to control an eagle
Starsitting: They’re gonna be great parents some day.
On the Job: Buff Dad is best dad and buff babies are adorable
Goblin Dogs: “You might think this line is long, but listen to my goblin song!~”
By the Book: Ludo and Star still suck at magic and Glossaryck is a bigger troll than Alex Hirsch
Game of Flags: And I thought my family was dysfunctional...
Girls’ Day Out: Janna is back and is still awesome btw
Sleepover: “TRUTH! STAR HAS A CRUSH ON MA–” *cue fandom freakout*
Gift of the Card: R.I.P.  Rasticore Chaosus Disastorvayne… He couldn’ get his fucking chainsaw to work
Friendenemies: Star becomes one with Christmas tree while Tom and Marco go on a date and sing a romantic pop ballad.
Is Mystery: Meatfork is apparently a family name and Ludo is really starting to freak me out tbh
Hungry Larry: “He’s still hungry…”
Spider with a Top Hat: He tries and he is awesome and that’s all that matters
Into the Wand: SPAAAAADESS!!!
Pizza Thing: Marco is OCD about mushroom and Pony Head buys skinny jeans
Page Turner: Moon, how did you miss Toffee in the orb he was right there!
Naysaya: Marco is a mood in this episode
Bon Bon the Birthday Clown: Honestly my favorite episode overall
Raid the Cave: Glossaryck is the true neutral asshole.
Trickstar: Weird Al is a treasure and I’ll mes up anyone who makes Marco cry!
Baby: Aw, look at the little deadly baby, I love her!
Running With Scissors: Marco gets a new edition to his shipping harem and she is so cute!
Mathmagic: Why did the chicken cross the road?
The Bounce Lounge: Marco is definitely the mom friend.
Crystal Clear: The Chancellor guy is amazing and Rhombulus just needs a hug and wAS THAT ECLIPSA IN THE BACKGROUND?
The Hard Way: “SURPRISE!” 2.0
Heinous: Oh, so that’s how Marco got all that money.
All Belts Are Off: This is the negative side of “Pro-tag teen hangs out with older adult figure” trope done splendidly
Collateral Damage: Marco how do you not know what a possum is?
Just Friends: I’m fine! *blows up sign to prove just how fine I am*
Face the Music: This song is actually a banger
Star Crushed: Looking back, I’m starting to think the writing peaked at this episode....
BATTLE FOR MEWNI EDITION!!!!!
Return to Mewni: This is… just an exposition filler. Not much else to say….
Moon the Undaunted: B4! B4! B4 B4 B4 B4 B4 B4 B4 B4 B4 B4!
Book Be Gone: Seriously, did Glossy take trolling lessons from Alex Hirsch this is hilarious!
Marco and the King: This is the  “Pro-tag teen hangs out with older adult figure” done slightly better
Puddle Defender: Aw, look at the little buff babies, they’re getting so big!
King Ludo: The mime stole the show.
Toffee: Yeah, I think the writing peaked somewhere around here...
Scent of Hoodie: Huh, so Ponyhead can be written as likeable, who would’ve thought?
Rest in Pudding: The colors are not doing the censors any favor here, huh?
Club Snubbed: I literally yelled “Phrasing!” whenever they dropped the title
Stranger Danger: Is she the new antagonist of the series? I can’t tell
Demoncism: Tom is a wonderful baby boy and Ponyhead is written as likeable, part 2!
Sophmore Slump: *sobbing* Jackie deserved better, dang it!
Lint Catcher: I’m starting to wonder if there is any competant authority figure in Mewni
Trial by Squire: I think the writers were all like” You think these guys will ship anyone with Marco?” and decided to test that theory.
Princess Turdina: I got more lore out of this episode than I thought I would.
Starfari: Welp, she makes me uncomfortable.
Sweet Dreams: *Sailor Moon-ing intensifies*
Lava Lake Beack: Proof that this fandom will ship anyone with Marco at the slightest inclanation
Death Peck: Rich Pigeon is my new favorite birb and Ponyhead is written as likeable for the third time
Ponymonium: Well, it was nice while it lasted.
Night Life: The writers made so many new ships they had to get rid of an old one!
Deep Dive: “Chicken butt”
Monster Bash: Well, that explains the cheekmarks.
Stump Day: I think they just made an episode based around a picture from that bookcover.
Holiday Special: *insert every cheesy Christmas/Holiday episode trope here*
The Bog Beast of Boggabah: The title is fun to say and the episode is average at best.
Total Eclipsa the Moon: Seriously, I’m supposed to think she’s an ultimate villain.
Butterfly Trap: In which we are all Sean, don’t lie we were all him at the end
Ludo, Where Art Thou?: Dennis is best brother, hands down.
Is Another Mystery: *sniff* I got more emotional over this episode than anyone else did and I’m not sure how I feel about that
Marco Jr.: I… I just… Why? What’s the point?
Skooled!: Epic advertisment fakeout combined with wonderful character development and lore with a shock ending makes a 8/10 episode.
Booth Buddies: Old Man McGucket ships Starco, proceed to react accordingly
Bam Ui Pati!: Ponyhead is kinda likeable in this episod–nevermind she’s back.
Tough Love: Oh man, it’s happening! It’s happening guys here we go!
Divide: We are going to war everybody–And they’re all dead. That was quick.
Conquer: They should have paid Alex HIrsch to voice Glossaryck at this point, it’d be more in character for him.
Butterfly Follies: Proof that someone will always complain about politics no matter what.
Escape from the Pie Folk: Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that he kinda resembles Eclipsa more than Festivia?
Moon Remembers: I was expecting a freakout but was pleasantly surprised
Swim Suit: I’m starting to get a bad feeling about Rhombulus
Ransomgram: Why is everyone in this dimesnion hot?!
Lake House Fever: She’s a good mom
Yada Yada Berries: They missed an opportunity to have a Seinfeld actor guest-star, just saying
Down by the River: I’m glad that she can relax
The Ponyhead Show!: And Ponyhead is offically no longer likeable, can someone toss her into an abyss please?
Surviving the Spiderbites: SpiderSlime is canon proceed to react accordingly
Out of Buisness: How did this place go out of buisness???
Kelly's World: Man, they’re really setting these non-Starco ships up to fail, huh?
Curse of the Blood Moon: Pfft, yeah, sure, Starco won’t be canon at all!
Princess Quasar Caterpillar and the Magic Bell: I think Ludo has the most consistent character arc out of the entire show’s history.
Ghost of Butterfly Castle: Moon, Star is your daughter and Star supports Eclipsa, why would you not tell her?
Cornball: This episode has a heartwarming lesson that I hope more people come to realize
Meteora's Lesson: I’ll take any Toffee scenes I can get
The Knight Shift: I honestly don’t remember what happened n this episode
Queen-Napped: Seriously, can someone please dropkick Ponyhead into an abyss?
Junkin' Janna: The JanTom interaction I’ve been waiting for
A Spell with No Name: These types of episodes stopped being charming awhile ago
A Boy and His DC-700XE: I think Tomco has more ground to stand-on then Starco at this point
The Monster and The Queen: Don Panchito voices Globgor! There’s hope for this show yet!
Cornonation: They’re the best couple/parents/anything around!
Doop-Doop: I honestly think Rick just put Morty through some flux-capacitor or something
Britta's Tacos: Hey, remember these people that we suddenly brought back? No? Me neither!
Beach Day: This feels like a Season 1 episode and it’s nice
Gone Baby Gone: I want a TV show aout them now! Disney, please!
Sad Teen Hotline: Mr. Diaz is way to invested in Star’s love life.
Jannanigans: Hello last minute Janna character development!
Mama Star: So that’s how Mewni came to be--and I don’t care anymore
Ready, Aim, Fire!: Let’s get that finale ball rolling people!
The Right Way: Ok, that spell is actually pretty badass.
Here to Help: There, Starco’s finally canon will you guys just shut up now!
Pizza Party: Moon you idiot you ruined everything!
The Tavern at the End of the Multiverse: Toffee was right all along... I think we all knew that in some way
Cleaved: I expect nothing substanial and that’s what I got
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nyuuhime · 7 years ago
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Headcanon Time - YOI Beauty and the Beast AU: The Hockey Team
Otabek Altin: Age 21, center (aka hockey quarterback), team captain, normally a good strategic player, aggressive when needed, after his break-up with his first SO he’s distracted and misses shots like all the time, super hard on his teammates, perhaps he’ll soften up? Ambidextrous, has played hockey since he was like three, super young to be captain but it’s purely by merit and skill, definitely has a lucky hockey stick, helmet hair more often than not, reads up on technique in his spare time, lives on light blue gatorade
Viktor Nikiforov: Age 27, left wing, team vice captain, handles team operations when Otabek isn’t feeling up to it (which is a lot), left-handed, a good encouraging leader, kinda silly, Yuuri’s fiance, long hair pulled back in a bun most of the time, once met Wayne Gretzky, a very entertaining drunk, talented puck handler, tends to shy away from physical confrontation on the ice, think’s Yuuri’s gap-tooth is hella cute, very heavy sleeper
Christophe Giacometti: Age 25, right wing, childhood friend of Viktor when they played on the same kid teams, very muscular, not afraid to get up in the other team’s face on the ice, right-handed, loves organizing team outings, Dad Friend™ to Minami, right-handed, somewhat intimidated by Otabek, but tries to be reasonable with him, is totally that guy that abuses Axe body spray in the locker room after practice
Yuuri Katsuki: Age 24, goalie, sweet and shy off the ice but fierce on the ice, butterfly-style of goalkeeping, right-handed, a lil pudge around the middle, missing tooth (puck accident when he was younger, gave him an adorable gap-toothed grin), Team Mom™, especially to Minami, Yurio, and Guang-Hong, Viktor’s fiance, just happy to be here
Phichit Chulanont: Age 24, defenseman, primarily more offensive as a player, cheerful presence on the team, left-handed, posts team pics on instagram all the time, excellent puck handler, super coordinated and graceful on skates, totally the first one to ship Yuri and Otabek, can fill in on left wing if needed, the only one who doesn’t take Otabek’s shit, no joke will actually tell him off to his face, doesn’t actually write friend fiction but loves inserting his friends into fairy tales *cough*
Leo de la Iglesia: Age 21, defenseman, primarily more defensive as a player, right-handed, a little clumsy as a puck handler but very aggressive when engaging with the other team, frequent penalty box visitor, a lil snarky, gets a lot of minor injuries like black eyes and bruises, chill off the ice, good friends especially with his fellow defensemen, posts memes to the group’s Facebook page, man bun
Guang-Hong Ji: Age 19, defenseman, can play offensive and defensive, ambidextrous, one of the fastest skaters on the team, often gets scared when defending, good at passing drills but a little clumsy with most other things, lacking in agility, kind of an airhead, good friends with Leo and Minami, gets punished by Otabek with drills and laps more than anyone, is a genius at wrapping injuries and swollen joints
Seung-Gil Lee: Age 20, defenseman, primarily defensive, right-handed, ends up covering most of the defense when paired with Guang-Hong, excellent agility and puck handling, a little on the slow side, Mr. Grumpypants, doesn’t socialize much, neat freak, literally will spray his pads and duffel with disinfectant after every practice, sarcastic but they love him anyway
Kenjirou Minami: Age 17, apprentice player, best at right wing but is trying a bunch of different positions at practice, right-handed, baby of the team, is under Chris’s and Yuuri’s wings, cheerful and a little hyperactive, his pads are too big for him (waiting on that growth spurt), an even bigger hockey nerd than Otabek, has a poster signed by the Nippon Paper Cranes, really looks up to everyone on the team, smol
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Every meme that came from my roommates and I in Halifax this week
- "Meat" - "Takin a shit" - Ben's farts (feat. "Gas 'Em") - Nolan's farts (feat. "Gas 'Em") - Ben and Nolan having fart contests - "Yeet" - Fart pitch matching - Harmonising - Renditions of Beauty and the Beast & Les Mis & HSM - "Gas 'em" - "Harder daddy" - "[insert name here] r u jacking off in the shower" whenever someone took more than 3 seconds in the shower - "Ben is mine" ~everyone but Anikka - Nolan's half-asleep gibberish - Cody and Ben wrestling at 2 am - Cody and Ben flipping beds and chairs at 3am - Cody spooning Ben (feat Thrusting) (feat "Are ya feeling it now, Mr. Krabbs?") - Brad trying to spoon Nolan and getting rejected af - Moaning - "Aww I shit my pants" - "Dickweed" - "You assholes are gonna be late" - Creative Profanity™ - Confessions about how everyone lost their virginities (and other sex stories) - Hella shade @everyone else - Who the fuck is knocking on our door - "Go to fucking bed shitheads" - "Wakey wakey let's get nakey" - Toilet paper. Absolutely. Everywhere. - We also sacked a sleeping Nolan really hard w/ a hella full water bottle rip Nolan - THE GODDAMN WATERBOARDING
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teaforthegods · 8 years ago
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Interview with a Spirit:
What name do you want to be called for this interview? SD.
What sort of entity are you? Demon, though Shadow Spirit is more accurate.
What's your favorite color? Blue.
Favorite scent? Fruit? I like citric scents.
Favorite food? Sweets.
Do you like alcohol? Ew, no. It's gross and vile. I agree.
Pet peeves? People who aren't open to others or judge too soon. Like, learn about the person first!
Favorite things? Music.
Any other favorite things? Uh... Art, Sunsets, stars, traveling and seeing different places. The calm beauty of the world.
Favorite animal? Raven. I like crows better. I know you like crows better and you need to stop.
Nicknames? Nox. Any I haven't given you? Uh, Artie.
Any magical specialties? Nightmares, shadows, protection. (he also counts his love as a magical ability. the dork)
Favorite offerings? Food. Smartass. (chuckles) Sweets.
Least fav. offerings? Fruit ironically.
Favorite gem? Diamonds actually.
Favorite plant? Lilac and Lavender.
You're such a CUTIE~ No I'm not! You ARE~ I'm not a cutie! YOU'RE a cutie!!.......(SD get's flustered) noooooo =A= why are you adding thaaaaaat?
Do you have a family? Not anymore? But....... (hands gesture aimlessly around) But... You're apart of our family now. Yes. You are my family.
Favorite activities? Talking with other Spirits, I have some friends you haven't met. I'm thinking of introducing you to them. SWEET!! (amused) Once you get a better grip on you're new work schedule. .....yeeeeaaaaah.... =^=
Other activities? I like hanging around watching you. I'm not very interesting. I disagree. (*insert very dorky cheesy stuff here*) What you do during the day is actually very interesting. Like how you interact with other people.
I also like nature hikes, though I tend to leave the state for those. Not much around here. Tell me about it.
Least Favorite activities? Work. (me laughing) I have to do it now and then though.
What would you like to improve upon yourself? Oh geez. Uh, that's a toughie. (thinks for a bit) My abilities. What do you mean? I want to get stronger? Fine tune it. I want to be able to protect more. Maybe learn somehting new along the way.
What is something I can impprove? Nothing. No seriously. I AM serious. You're still learning and improving at an alarming rate. I can't ask for more than that. Patience? You have plenty of that. I was going to say 'love you're body more' but you're even doing better at that. Relax. You're doing fine.
Do you have a favorite way to communicate? Like this. (telepathically) But meditation and dreams are nice too.
What attracted you to working with humans. I needed someone with great power to further achieve my goals. I found you and yeah, you're apparently crazy powerful... but now you're family and mean a lot to me so.... my goals are kinda...(*insert noncommittal noise of "????" here.)
What is the best way to draw spirits to you? No. No more spirits. Dude, it's just you and a friends Spirit that doesn't even live with us. No more. I want to make friends~! 8DD They can't live here. You know that's not what I was asking anyway right? I was asking for others who want to attract spirits. oh.....uh.......... Being stupid is a great way, but dangerous. Also exercising any spiritual ability or sense. You're energy is like a star in the sky, the more you practice "magic" or flex you're senses, the brighter that star gets. The more attention you'll grab, good AND bad. Defense barriers aren't enough, make an invisibility layer too. Only allow spirits in AFTER you've talked to and gotten to know them.
How did you find me? I found you by chance, it was kinda odd. ????? How so? Uh, I don't know how to explain it? I was just drawn to you. You were just some twerp with nightmares that needed some help and relief from them. You kinda noticed me soon after and were just, OKAY? with it??? Like, (mimicking me) 'Yeah, hey Mr. Demon! What's up? Oh you're feeding off my dreams?? Okie dokie~ Have at it~!!' Like who the fuck does that Christina???! (I'm just laughing cause it's all true.)
Why'd you stick around? Cause you're nice and respectful, you always ask me if it's okay you do something that involves me. You make sure I'm not trapped in a situation or contract. That I always have an out. And you're good company. Excellent company. You're also really sweet and funny and...(he starts to get gushy so I cut him off.) HEY.
What qualities do you value most in a friend? Someone who can take a joke! I can't stand it when people just can't relax. Go with the flow. Relax. Have fun. Appreciate the people you have around you, whether you know them or not. Someone who can understand others, both good and bad emotions. Someone caring and patient.
What is you're favorite cartoon? Wander Over Yonder. AWWWWWWWWWWW!! Shut up~ I also like Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. But that's not a cartoon. You need to get that movie. Hahaha I know I know, I need money first. We need it. OMG chill! XDD
Do you have anything you like bonding over? Uh.... I don't normally talk to humans??? You're kind of an anomaly. Then what do you bond over with other spirits. Bad humor. PFFFT What?! Bad jokes? Seriously we're kinda lame. (me literally dying with laughter.) OMG You're PERFECT.
How long have you been working with me? Oh come'on, you know this! Since you were like 13. (So since 2006)
How long have you been alive for? A LONG time. Do you even count anymore? (sarcastically) Count? By what standard? Human time? Demon time? Time and span of the universe itself??? Ain't no one got time for that!! Did you just MEME me?! (Muffled laughter from SD.)
What's it like being a Spirit? Enchanting at times. (I suddenly get all these alien landscapes at sunset and vast beautiful sceneries.) You can go anywhere. And I mean ANYWHERE, in all of realities and space. You can go into dreams and space. THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE OF ALL PLACES!!!!! (SD laughing) Because you're here. BEFORE THAT!! I was visiting a friend. Then I ran into you and I just keep returning. My friends are giving me a hard time. They never thought I'd settle down for anything. REALLY? Yeah.
How to better respect you and other spirits? (for readers) Ask us for our opinions frequently and actually take our answers into consideration. If you disagree with us on something. Explain WHY. Make sure we know where you're coming from. We often forget the social limitations of humans and that you need to go to school and work and need to make money to buy food and shelter to live. This goes Triple for higher up spirits and leaders. If they expect something of you that isn't realistic to you're schedule, TELL THEM. The worst thing you can do is try to make a spirit friend and have it fall apart over something like not spending enough time with them cause you need money to live.
Any additional advice to anyone reading this? Be kind. Be patient. Be wary. I don't want any of you to get hurt because you're too eager to make a friend. Treat Spirits like strangers on the street. Be polite at all times, even if they're revealed to be selfish. Christina (me) has shown me that even the ones who want to use you can calm down if you're polite and show them that you truly want to understand their motives. Even if you disagree with their reasons for trickery or revenge. I still don't know how she did that. I just talked to them? Anger has to come from SOMEWHERE right? Being mean and dismissive to ANYONE who's angry at the world is a BAD idea. They NEED someone to at least listen to them. They're still dangerous. Angry people often are.
Have you worked with anyone before? You also know this one but... no I haven't.
What's you're take on humanity? Humanity is weird. How so? Individually you're all different but society make you all live the same.
Would you like to say goodbye to the readers? Yeah. Yo, goodbye. See ya later... not really. I don't know any of you soooo... chow.
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Star vs. the Forces of Evil episodes in One Sentence (Season 3 edition)
Star Comes to Earth: Princess Cinnamon Roll that Could Kill you comes to earth and meets Misunderstood safe kid.
Party With a Pony: Spoopy Wardens hunt for the glitter pony while Star gets ice for Marco’s sweaty back.
Matchmaker: In which we learn it was probably a bad idea to give Star the wand in the first place.
School Spirit: Star misunderstands football and Marco tries to get Ferguson to blow his whistle not in that way.
Monster Arm: “Not my bowels! I love my bowels!”
The Other Exchange Student: Star is jealous of the meatball man from Bakersfieldville.
Cheer Up Star: “It’s supposed to be ironic!”
Quest Buy: Very accurate depiction of what it is like to work in retail.
Diaz Family Vacation: Both Marco and Star see new sides of their dads but that’s not necessarily a good thing
Brittney’s Party: Star and Marco party with someone who hates them while Ludo hijacks a bus
Mewberty: Star gets horny and snares boys in her web but not in that way
Pixtopia: Marco messed up and Alfonso marries Ferguson’s rebound
Lobster Claws: “… You can’t eat children.” “Really? Not even the annoying ones?”
Sleep Spell: “Camera Phooone!”
Blood Moon Ball: We’re suppose to ship them now, right?
Fortune Cookies: Love is never the answer kids
Freeze Day: Father Time offers Star and Marco some mud before riding away on his wheel-mobile pulled by giant time-hamsters I am not making this up.
Royal Pain: King Santa Claus destroy mini-golf
St. Olga’s Reform School for Wayward Princesses: Princess Prison sure is a nightma–OH MY GOD ARE THOSE CLUBS?!
Mewnipendence Day: No wonder monsters hate Mewmans so much.
The Banagic Wand: Star still doesn’t get Earth and like all of us, Marco is always hungry.
Interdemensional Field Trip: Miss Skullnick fears the “Big Change” while Marco sends Jackie cat memes
Marco Grows a Beard: Ludo is out, Toffee is in, and Marco will probbaly be terrified of beards forever
Storm the Castle: “SURPRISE!”
My New Wand!: DIP DOOOWN
Ludo in the Wild: Wait, since when did Ludo become badass?
Mr. Candle Cares: “Star and I have recently become smooch buddies… On the lips.”
Red Belt: Marco searches for a meaning in life and Star searches for hammer.
Star on Wheels: *epic remix of Marco saying Star is in trouble*
Fetch: Marco can’t open juice and Star runs away from her problems and sending thank you cards
Star vs. Echo Creek: Star gets high and destroys a police car
Wand to Wand: Both Ludo and Star are terrible at magic also major ship tease
Starstruck: Star and her idol Sailor Super Saiyan destroy a park and Marco is 100002% done with this shit
Camping Trip: King Butterfly has a mid-life crisis and tries to control an eagle
Starsitting: They’re gonna be great parents some day.
On the Job: Buff Dad is best dad and buff babies are adorable
Goblin Dogs: “You might think this line is long, but listen to my goblin song!~”
By the Book: Ludo and Star still suck at magic and Glossaryck is a bigger troll than Alex Hirsch
Game of Flags: Queen has no patience and legs.
Girls’ Day Out: Janna is back and is still awesome btw
Sleepover: “TRUTH! STAR HAS A CRUSH ON MA–” *cube gets crushed*
Gift of the Card: R.I.P.  Rasticore Chaosus Disastorvayne… He couldn’ get his fucking chainsaw to work
Friendenemies: Star becomes one with Christmas tree while Tom and Marco go on a date and sing a romantic pop ballad.
Is Mystery: Meatfork is apparently a family name and Ludo is really starting to freak me out tbh
Hungry Larry: “He’s still hungry…”
Spider with a Top Hat: He tries and he is awesome and that’s all that matters
Into the Wand: SPAAAAADESS!!!
Pizza Thing: Marco is OCD about mushroom and Pony Head buys skinny jeans
Page Turner: Glossaryck is awesome and how did Moon miss Lizard-Loki in the orb?!
Naysaya: Tomco friendship confirmed and Marco finally asks out Jackie while Star the supportive noodle armed friend cheers on
Bon Bon the Birthday Clown: Starco fans cry, Jarco fans rejoice, and Ludo now has the book god dammit Nefcy
Raid the Cave: Glossaryck is the true neutral asshole.
Trickstar: Weird Al is a treasure and I’ll mes up anyone who makes Marco cry!
Baby: *glances around nervously* So… Star is similar to Eclipsa, huh? *Nervous laughter* Great…
Running With Scissors: Marco gets a new edition to his shipping harem and she is so cute!!!!!!
Mathmagic: Don’t worry Star, I can’t math either.
The Bounce Lounge: Marco is definitely the mom friend.
Crystal Clear: The Chancellor guy is amazing and Rhombulus just needs a hug and wAS THAT ECLIPSA IN THE BACKGROUND?
The Hard Way: “SURPRISE!” 2.0
Heinous: Oh, so that’s how Marco got all that money.
All Belts Are Off: “Jermey is the biggest dick…. around!~”
Collateral Damage: Marco how do you not know what a possum is?
Just Friends: I’m fine! *blows up sign to prove just how fine I am*
Face the Music: Moon=Badass, Star=Why?, River=Loving Husband, Marco=Shocked, and we got to meet Ludo’s family so pretty cool episode overall.
Star Crushed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH–remember when we though Bon Bon the Birthday Clown was the end of the world?–AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
BONUS ROUND! BATTLE FOR MEWNI EDITION!!!!!
Return to Mewni: This is… just an exposition filler. Not much else to say….
Moon the Undaunted: B4! B4! B4 B4 B4 B4 B4 B4 B4 B4 B4 B4!
Book Be Gone: “I hate that fucking book!” -Ludo, at some point probably.
Marco and the King: *Party music intensifies… and then slowly dies down*
Puddle Defender: They’re bonding and getting so big and I am so proud–Star you idiot don’t go alone!!!!!!
King Ludo: The mime stole the show.
Toffee: I can’t…. I just… how do you want me to react?! To much happened and I mean…. what do you want me to say? I’m still processing just…. What do I say? *slowlys ponders how I will survive until November*
Scent of Hoodie: Huh, so Ponyhead can be written as likeable, who would’ve thought?
Rest in Pudding: Ish da Glossaryck! And he’s Globgoring all over da place!
Club Snubbed: I literally yelled “Phrasing!” whenever they dropped the title
Stranger Danger: "Something like that” whY WOULD YOU SAY THAT IF YOU WERE ON THE SIDE OF GOOD?!?! SERIOUSLY GUYS THIS BUGGED ME FOR WEEKS--
Demoncism: Tom is a wonderful baby boy and Ponyhead is written as likeable, part 2!
Sophmore Slump: *sobbing* Jackie deserved better, dang it!
Lint Catcher: Introducing a Lavaboe! He’s pure and wonderful and deserves a raise and did I mention I love him?
Trial by Squire: I think the writers were all like” You think these guys will ship anyone with Marco?” and decided to test that theory.
Princess Turdina: I got more lore out of this episode than I thought I would.
Starfari: Welp, she makes me uncomfortable.
Sweet Dreams: *Sailor Moon-ing intensifies*
Lava Lake Beack: Proof that this fandom will ship anyone with Marco at the slightest inclanation
Death Peck: Rich Pigeon is my new favorite birb and Ponyhead is written as likeable for the third time
Ponymonium: Well, it was nice while it lasted.
Night Life: The writers made so many new ships they had to get rid of an old one!
Deep Dive: “Chicken butt”
Monster Bash: ........ Well, that explains the cheekmarks. 
Stump Day: I think they just made an episode based around a picture from that bookcover, not that it was bad.
Holiday Special: *insert every cheesy Christmas/Holiday episode trope here*
The Bog Beast of Boggabah: The title is fun to say and the episode is average at best.
Total Eclipsa the Moon: Seriously, I’m supposed to think she’s an ultimate villain.
Butterfly Trap: In which we are all Sean, don’t lie we were all him at the end
Ludo, Where Art Thou?: Dennis is best brother, hands down.
Is Another Mystery: *sniff* I got more emotional over this episode than anyone else did and I’m not sure how I feel about that
Marco Jr.: I... I just... Why? What’s the point?
Skooled!: Epic advertisment fakeout combined with wonderful character development and lore with a shock ending makes a 10/10 episode.
Booth Buddies: Old Man McGucket ships Starco, proceed to react accordingly
Bam Ui Pati!: Ponyhead is kinda likeable in this episod--nevermind she’s back.
Tough Love: Oh man, it’s happening! It’s happening guys here we go!
Divide: We are going to war everybody--And they’re all dead. That was quick.
Conquer: So Glossaryck has upped his trolling antity and turns out Eclipsa’s probably evil, Meteora’s a baby again, and Globgor is her husband and imprisoned in crystal... Idk about you guys but I’m going to go scream into the void...
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