#*immediate alien human war over what is better name for quacking bird*

[jaynethejackalope]

*hits vape* what if we got to an alien planet but it's just earth

Like, they grow rice the same way we do

And they have giraffes but they call them vertibralias

Vertibralia is such a better word than giraffe

What if we get there and they're like "ah yes have you ever seen a fertaflapa?" And it's just a pissed off goose

What if we haven't met other life, cause on all planets we are moving at the same technological development rate and also everything is humans and geese and giraffes that I think we should rename