#*im kidding btw

[goldenocie]

man i wish there were more noncanon ships with Ocie but majority of the server either likes men or is related to her

[chainlxnk]

is the ship even good if they wouldnt kill eachother

[sanjisblackasswife]

When I was young, I thought sex was just kissing a lot and then the woman just gets pregnant. What do you think Sanji thinks sex is?

O-oh!😄

What Sanji Thinks Sex Is…

Well…

There are two possibilities….

1. If you ask Sanji what he thinks sex is he will nosebleed about it for a moment. The mere thought of something he’s never had yet has thought about more time than he’ll admit. Only seen and admired in his locker stash and possibly during his Baratie days. He may just throw out his expectation of what he would want it to be like, for when the day he finds a wife and he is blessed with the pleasure of doing so.

First off as much as Sanji loves the word and definition of sex, he doesn’t call it that, he calls it “making love”. He’d explain that he believes making love creates soul ties, and should be taken seriously. He’s a pervert yes, but more than that he stands his ground about a woman’s pleasure, respect, and making sure they know when you are in bed with a man a woman should feel like she’s the only girl in the world to him. He thinks sex is all about women’s pleasure before the man’s, he thinks if it needs to take all night to make you orgasm, then the man should keep going until he tries, but keep note of his lady’s reactions of how you touch her and study it so next time he is able to make her cum even sooner than they both thought.

Sanji believes making love is a time to explore each other, see what you like, see what he likes, he believes that when he lays your head on his pillow you can trust him with your body. He believes that it shouldn’t be taken lightly. No woman should feel like she is just being used for her body so words of affirmation is important. He believes making love he must look into your eyes and tell you how much he loves you, how beautiful you are, how nobody else in the world could ever tear you apart.

Sanji believes aftercare is a major part of it, nearly equal to if not important as having sex. He thinks the reassurance and well being both physically and emotionally of the woman should be taken with care. He knows what it feels like to be tossed to the side and, looked over so that’s the last thing he’d want to make the girl feel.

All in all Sanji believes sex is more than just laying down and busting a nut. It’s a experience.

ORRRRR he’d say:

“I get to see woman’s boobies!”

[cosmicpoutine]

ello idk if you do requests or not but may I request that you have a splendiferous day? :)

love you you're so cool <3

no requests, i will have a bad day lol

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

Laurance likes dogs and lizards

In mys ungrth is a golden retriever service dog

Lmao pussy give laur a whole dragon /j

[druidshollow]

comic page is probably gonna be decently late tonight btw. im sorry. im sorry that im pst okay sorry i cant change

[judesficrecs]

people need to write more zombie au's for my favorite characters

[that-jack-kline-bestie]

in my will graham era according to “ai”

[gifti3]

Why is solomon actively trying to kill us like everyday

Ik he wants to play chef but this is so dangerous like genuinely

AND ITS PLAYED FOR LAUGHS

[mametchihater]

everyone posting their tamagotchi uni’s pictures rn

⚠️⚠️ Stop Immediately ✋i am JEALOUS 👺 and may start crying 👍

[elizabeth-mitchells]

there was a baptism in lost?????

[toournextadventure]

Dude we all practically begged for the birb and Wednesday smut 

Of course we’re whores

but only because you write these characters so good so really who’s at fault here

Damn right yall are, bunch of silly gooses

It's never my fault, ever 😌

[askmatthias]

(also love your artstyle mun i wanna eat all of your drawings so freaking much/gen)

ty

i, too, am banned from drawing on paper due to excessively eating my own art

and totally not because im a mothman who loves eating paper

that's just a lie the government came up with about me

( please send me paper /j /j /j )

[minimumwagesoul]

BRAINS??? OH MY GOD.. IS THAT A.. is that a.. PVZ REFERENCE!?!?! LIKE THE BRAINS IN PVZ!?!? i cant believe pvz got SO POPULAR they made BRAINS into a real thing!!!!!

[trial-by-yuri]

love spending my first day of summer break going to bed at 10pm like a loser

[midiosaamor]

im in your walls @lovebelle.