#*gripping counter

[starry-bi-sky]

*points at bruce and danny in 'late at night when the nightingale sings'* THESE TWO MFERS MEAN SO MUCH TO MEEEE

no thoughts head empty just these two socially inept fools finding family in one another. like yes you go you funky little death omens stole that one from a comment on the fic, so if you see this you know who you are, discover that family isn't only tied in blood.

bUT onto less mushy stuff: these two being shenaniganizers; tomfools. Bruce realized that Danny didn't actually know he was Bruce Wayne and instead of going "oh actually im bruce wayne" he went; "hrm... how long can i keep this going until he realizes...."

like. i think they deserve to be the sillies. just utter goobers the both of them. like, danny makes the wittiest side comments, dry quips, under his breath towards Bruce while they're out in public (Danny covering his face with a face mask) and Bruce is trying not to laugh. Meanwhile if Bruce makes one sly comment about someone to Danny, Danny's gonna collapse with laughter.

Bruce plays straightman in most of their bits, he has the best fucking poker face. But also I firmly believe he does actually enjoy Danny's puns. Look me in the eyes- look me in the eyes. Try and tell me that a man that willingly agrees to call a car "the batmobile" even after his eight year old ward grows up (thus negating the need to go along with his antics) doesn't enjoy a good, well-placed pun. Look me in the eyes and try to tell me that. That's right you can't.

He's gonna spit out a well-placed pun in the driest, most boring Batman Voice Ever one day while he's getting ready for patrol, and Danny's gonna fucking die of laughter. He's gonna lose his mind. Bruce is going to have a half-dead sickly teenager laughing his lungs out in the chair. That's a new core memory right there, every time Danny thinks about that he's gonna start giggling.

just!!! these two making each other laugh! That's so important to me. So so much. I nEED Danny to get Bruce to smile and laugh and I need Bruce to make Danny do the same. Danny's all snark and sass and Bruce is all deadpan and dry quips. Do you all see my vision.

[ingravinoveritas]

Forever imagining 20something Michael and David in a (gay, let's be honest) club in the late '90s and Michael spotting David dancing to "Spice Up Your Life" and being completely enraptured at the sight...

[merriclo]

kyoukenji is actually so cute and honestly?? Kenji might be the only person the Agency would ever be in full support of Kyouka dating

[holdmymetaphor]

theres a world in which i could write a post canon fic, i would write a story about house taking wilsons last name after faking his death (could be est. relationship or not)

and this eats at wilson for some reason. house was never prone to sentimentality, or outward displays of affection (or the institution of marraige).

when he finally asks, house is like. its nice not to be a house anymore. *shrug* *evil glint in eye* i always thought wilsons were much hotter. like your mom.

and wilson almost doesnt clock it. but greg had told him, a little, about his father, how he grew up, the expectations, the abuse. how freeing it must be, to die, to take all the weight of the identity that places you in the social world.

[hollowslantern]

it's really hard for me to grasp this but when it comes to like... your own ocs, stories, art, whatever... you can just try things out and change them whenever you want to. if you want to freshen things up, or don't feel like something is working anymore, or want to try something else, or if you just kind of feel like it. you don't have to treat any part of your creations as immutable and you don't owe anyone a final draft. lol

[katzenklavierr]

The reason I'm single is not because there's a shortage of gay nerds. There are many gay nerds. It's because they're not nerds about the right things. They can't handle my autism swag.

[sillystimmings]

☆ arthur morgan stimboard

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[spinchs-field]

i need ten million dollars worth of gengar merch or i'll keel over and DIE

[blubble-lake]

This is almost definitely overthinking and this part was just meant to be dialogue going over neat scenes for the trailer, but still a thought I had; with this quote over this scene in particular, it seemed fitting that it could also be like "our world (the life the two share together) and everyone we know (society and any friends/family they have) will die (referring to the fact that the crown corrupts Simon and much of the population dies due to the Mushroom War later on)." Like some sort of irony with the quote playing while it shows them, considering they have no idea that the world's gonna go into turmoil eventually 🥲

[amrv-5]

any handsome butches available to help me open: jar

[ipatrichor]

emotions fucking suck dude i am so tired of feeling things. fuck my stupid baka life or whatever kafka said

[firstroseofspring]

miral daughter of l'naan is so important to me. imagine you marry some human shmuck who wants you and your daughter to fit into a box that suits what he thinks of the way a family should be (KNOWING that your culture simply doesn't function that way and you were raised differently) and then he leaves you both because of that and you're left with a child who desperately misses her father and tries to cover up the parts of her that look like you

[mleprae]

one of my little gay posts i mentioned how sarmenti cuddling baldwin could actually help him with his leprosy which is true. but i was skeptical before that until i saw an actual vagal maneuver and i was absolutely mortified. no wonder they call this a 'nerve hack'. youre just *windows XP shutdown sound* the nervous system. such a stupid stupid feature??

[sniffanimal]

I missed just 2 days of my stomach medication and I'm back not being able to tolerate eating. come on ive taken 2 doses of it I should be able to eat again

[vincent-frankenstein]

[katzenklavierr]

Trying to manage OCD is like constantly having to defuse a bomb but the bomb is your brain and the correct wire to cut changes every couple of hours