#*glances at calendar* HOLY FUCK IVE BEEN GONE FOR A MONTH OH GOD-

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i love how everyone agrees that brett would love to have a family one day it makes me so soft for him do you have any hcs for how he would be as a father? him and s/o have their first child together, what kind of father would he be?

AWE MY GOODNESS HELLO AGAIN <333 THIS SO ABSOLUTELY SOFT TYSM FOR THIS

all sfw!!

OH BOY <333 OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY <33

this man has wanted to be a father since before he could remember MANDSMD

he'd be a stay-at-home dad w/o a complaint - he might even specifically offer it. He loves the idea of his job just being taking care of the kiddo <333

SO MANY BOOKS AND PARENTING CLASSES. He's probably gonna ask work-friends for tips (I HC that Gigi has a kid and im sneaking it in here - she's absolutely gonna lend a hand with this frazzled man smdnsd. Just a few little tips for stuff she wished she'd known before she'd had her kiddo!!)

HIS UNENDING ENERGY,, DEFINITELY GETS TESTED THE FIRST FEW MONTHS,,

 he knew newborns were a lot of work but he definitely overestimated his own abilities. Good thing you two are team, huh <3

SPEAKING OF THE FIRST FEW MONTHS?? he's definitely scared to hold them at first.

they're,,, so small. like absolutely minuscule, with the sweetest little hands and <333 he's scared he's gonna drop them or smth

HE KNOWS IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, OKAY, HE'S SORRY SMDNSMD.

ITS FINE THO BY THE SECOND WEEK HE'S CONSTANTLY CUDDLING THIS LITTLE BUNDLE OF GIGGLES. Which is good bc,, the bab really likes being held!

THIS EVENTUALLY BECOMES,, he will constantly carry this kid around. Your kiddo just gets used to LEAPING AT HIM bc,, they know papa's gonna catch them!!

HE SPINS EM AROUND HE TOSSES EM OVER HIS SHOULDER WITH A BIG 'A-YUP', HE GRABS EM LIKE A CAT WHEN THEY START GETTING TO THE TODDLER STAGE OF,,, Getting Into Shit (tm) and Causing General Chaos.

OKAY HE'S A BIT OF A PUSHOVER,,,

HE JUST :( its hard to say no to the kid, okay? if this kid wants to get away w/ something they know to ask Papa bc he just can't say no to that sweet face!!!!!!

HE DOES KINDA SPOIL THEM <33 not with gifts so much as experiences?? he was super neglected as a kid and he wants his kid to have a better childhood than him.

So like!!!! Taking them fishing, playing sports, dance, all the things he never really got to do when he was little!!

(smdns you may have to remind him that,, They Don't Have To Do Everything At Once, There's No Rush. Otherwise he'll get caught up in the excitement and,, accidentally over-book a bunch of activities to do w/ the kiddo-)

OH whatever the kid is interested in, Brett is gonna support the hell out of it!!!

IN THE SAME VEIN?? God The Gang is gonna get absolutely pestered with photos of the kid. And stories. Brett's office is gonna have so many,, Painfully Cute Photos of them spending time together. <33333 its cute but also the Gang is One More Picture Day Photo away from killing him smdns.

If they wanna do sports he WILL TRY TO COACH THE TEAM <33333333333333

YOU EXPECT IT TO GO WORSE THAN IT DOES?? Like sure theres a bit of chaos but he also played,, Every Sport Ever during uni, so he's got some experience under his belt.

he brings freezies n candies n GIFTS WHEN THE TEAM DOES WELL????? HE IS THE COOL DAD <3 dream achieved, he can die happy.

OH AND YOU JUST KNOW THIS MAN ISN'T AFRAID OF BEING GOOFY. when he plays make believe he does NOT HOLD BACK. expect to return home to a very messy 'castle' made of pillows, and your kid 'battling' against 'The Evil Knight'. It's extremely cute <3

OVERALL??? very good dad <333 not perfect but he does his best <333

LMK IF YOU HAD SMTH ELSE IN MIND!!!!