#*gets born in the exact opposite environment from the scottish highlands*
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@meshkol just called my whiteness fucking FLUORESCENT ;lskghja;slkdhakjhg heLP
#moki talks#this just in: brutal spousal homicide#i've been laughing about this for five gay minutes#he ain't wrong tho 😭😭😭#truly wild how genes work yall should see how fuckin dark my mom can get#and memaw was cherokee so she was brown#my dad? yep he tans to a hella deep bronze#even my bro is several shades darker#then along comes the scottish genes from centuries past kicking down the door#with the fucking HIGHLIGHTER WHITE skin and gingerness#“this bitch is meant for the highlands!!!”#*gets born in the exact opposite environment from the scottish highlands*
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