#*dies casually*

[georgiasbrainstuff]

hi, yes, i'd like to order more cringe loser courting moments from maxcar for race day pls? thanks

[sprnklersplashes]

Odysseus: *rolls over in bed and rests his head on Penelope's shoulder* Pen, be honest... if I died, how long would it take you to move on? Penelope: *strokes his hair* Oh darling... it's so cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship.

[ash-short-for-trash]

The fact that both Obi-Wan and Ahsoka think that the other died during order 66 and spend years mourning the other when they both survived is so heartbreaking

[filmbroandy]

big thing about the terror is how it treats every single death as a massive tragedy. from the death of david young in the first episode through every horror that follows every death scene is given enormous weight in the narrative, it never once feels like anyone is expendable despite most of the cast really not mattering that much. it's such a good choice to make tonally in a show about how these people are simultaneously tools of british colonialism and victims of the indifferent imperial machine.

[rottengurlz]

she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬

[spacebubblehomebase]

RADIOAPPLE COTL AU!

"What do you do when a mere scapegoat becomes so enamored with the God Of Death that they actually look forward to dying again and again just to see Him?"

"What do you do when said God Of Death yearns for the sacrificial lamb's PERMANENT DEATH and this very thought is actually the reason He smiles at them?"

"But it's only because He wants to own them FOREVER the only way He knows how??? ...For His Vessel's soul to be HIS to keep."

Basically, this is my COTL Radioapple AU idea! (NOTE: Read it all over again! This time, just the yellow highlighted words for a different experience and perspective on things! 😉 Trust me on this.) -Bubbly💙

[moonlightflower-queen]

Died in a Thanatos room and he did this lol

(Chaos and the god you didn't choose in a Trial also do this)

[achillesisnotcomingdown]

Imagine one day Persephone comes to camp and everyone is freaking out "it's so rare for a god to physically show up at camp ! She must have a very important quest to give !" But then she walks to Nico and says "Hi Nico, next time you see your dad can you tell him I forgot my dandelion earrings at his palace?" And he's like "for the love of Olympus Persephone I told you to not talk to me in front of other campers it's so embarrassing"

Bonus point if he's with Will and she looks at him and goes

Persephone, smirking : you must be Will

Nico : Persephone

Persephone: Nico told me quite a lot about you

Nico : I'll ask Alecto to bring your earrings back to you. Can you go now

[jklpopcorn-art]

I am. Not okay. look at this thing.

[fyllophobia]

[ashes-in-a-jar]

I think people should listen to a compilation of only Sasha James' lines. Istg 70% of her lines elicited this reaction from me

[bunnieswithknives]

I like think David and Rowan met briefly as kids. Just the once on some kind of bring your kid to work day. They only made eye contact. Brief enough they don't remember it when they meet again later but... Idk I just think its a nice thought.

[antirepurp]

delivering controversial takes to the "the gang plays minecraft" discussion

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Lucifer: When I was your age-

Alastor: *mocking him* When I was your height-

Lucifer:

Lucifer: Listen here you little shit-

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: You'll never take me alive.

[Foolish jumps off the platform before Pepito can lasso him and lands in a pool of water. Pepito follows him shortly after, and Foolish laughs as he takes the elevator back up to the platform]

Foolish: Alright, this time: Waterbucket.

(They were both fine; Bad, Bagi, and Mike all came running to help them)

[nshi-ao3]

I felt like reuploading this comic with a better formatting for tumblr! This would be after some certain dapper frogs try (unsuccessfully) to drown our boy, and he sees a golden opportunity...