#*cracks the red string of fate like a whip and i am a rich woman watching the pool boys clean my pool in tiny speedos*
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i can't believe the wife put kyle in the maid outfit for my birthday
i wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO N
LeTS FUckIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOooO!!!!!!!
#;nina speaks.#I WOOOOOOOOOOOON I WOOOOOOOOOON I FUCKING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON#god i love being MARRIED#this is the best day of my life suddenly ITS SO GOOD TO BE ALIVE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BROTHAAAAAAA#oh my fucking GOD god cast his righteous judgmental stare asunder SOOOOOOO I COULD TAKE THE LOW ROAD#AND PLUNDER BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH LETS FUCKING GOOO#i haven't read it yet but please know that this personally saved my life; i can't wait to read it! everyone say THANK YOU RILEY#I LOVE FLAT LASS SATURDAY#EVERYBODY SAY RIIIIIIIIIIILEY!!! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILEY!!! RIIIIIIIIILEY#*cracks the red string of fate like a whip and i am a rich woman watching the pool boys clean my pool in tiny speedos*#get to WORK boys!#oh me oh my oh my oh me its a good to be ME MY SELF AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII BABY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WINTER YOU WON BITCH
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