#*clenches fist* resisting the urge to have the kid call Ab Mister A

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Reader has a baby and they bring them to work one day and them interacting with the group? Or maybe just headcannons about them with kids.

AAAAAA I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AN ASK LIKE THISSSS <333

ALL SFW JUST SOME CUTENESS <333

UHHHH THIS IS MOSTLY <33 BABYSITTING HCS ACTUALLY BUT CLOSE ENOUGH LMAO. also sorry this got so fucking long lmao i just loved this idea sm. its so fluffy.

GIGI

OH SHE LOVES KIDDOS <33 I like to think she either has a kid of her own, or maybe a little sister? Either way she's so good with kids. If you need smb to look after your kid for a few hrs, drop em off at her office

SHES NOT AFRAID TO BE GOOFY WITH THEM. She'll let them do her makeup and smear it all over her face while,, she makes them look super adorable. She'll take a bunch of pictures w/ them too.

SHE LETS THEM TRY ON HER HEELS N SHIT?? they're stumbling around all over the place but they feel COOL so its fine

'Little Miss/Sir/Mx', usually doesn't use their name!!

'Little Mx <3 come here please, I'm not gonna have you go back to Y/N without some food in your stomach'

THEY RAID THE VENDING MACHINES <33 OH BOY OH BOY SHE NEVER HAS AN EXCUSE TO DO THAT, ITS A BLAST.

YEA SHE KINDA SPOILS THEM <3333 a buncha junk food and yummy treats and probably a buncha gifts whenever they visit.

She's their super fun Auntie Gigi now <333

MYC AND ANDRE

IF YOU GIVE THE KID TO EITHER OF EM, THEY'RE PAIRING UP. They both know there's no FUCKING WAY THEY CAN DO IT ALONE LMAO.

MYC ABSOLUTELY DISGUISES HIMSELF AS A HUMAN BC,,, HE DOESN'T WANNA DEAL WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS.

'what do you feed a 10 year old?' Myc is just,, rummaging through Andre's sparse pantry n fridge.

'uhhh cheese.. and... g r a p essss?'

'woow is that so?' in that Way Of His

'>:( do you have any bright ideas???'

meanwhile the kid is like,, already getting into shit. Into all the shit. they probably steal some shinies from his bowl of Cool Shit He Found (tm)

ITS FINE THEY FIND ANDRE'S LEGOS AND ARE COMPLETELY DISTRACTED FOR LIKE,, 10 MINUTES TRYNA PRY TWO PIECES APART. andre absolutely joins them bc,, he forgot he had those!! oh fuck he used to built such cool shit w/ them!!

'what kinda fuckin adult has legos???' Myc is lovingly teasing him while he spoons Microwaved Mac N Cheese into a little bowl for the kiddo

'the COOL kind. Come play with us I saved you a pile.'

(... yea myc plays legos. by the end they all end up making this,, giant castle thing w/ a little place for the kid's Circus Tent that they made. They order takeout and inhale sweets and are all passed out in a pile on the floor when you come to get your kid)

ALSO,,,,

'oh ffffffffffff- (remembers theres a kid)-fffffriiiiick?'

*the most unimpressed look* '... fuck shit piss!!!'

'EYYYYY I LIKE THIS KID, WANNA LEARN A NEW ONE-'

'MYC N O-'

JR

OH FUCK NO GET IT AWAY FROM HIM

I'm sorry he cannot stand kids. They're loud they're messy he never knows what to say. Any living human sub 15 he cannot tollerate. PLEASE NEVER GET HIM TO BABY SIT HE'LL BE SUCH A NERVOUS FUCKING WRECK.

he worries so much its gonna,, fall off smth and bonk it's head or explode or smth.

IF THEY'RE A LITTLE OLDER LIKE,,, IDK 13-17?? HE CAN PROBABLY MANAGE FINE AS LONG AS THEY DON'T GET IN HIS WAY TOO MUCH mdnsmds. he's still gonna worry himself into a fit.

He genuinely might use them as an assitant. Like sit them down by a filing cabinet and ask them to like,, sort stuff?? MSDNS HE'S VERY SURPRISED WHEN IT WORKS

REAGAN

VERY MUCH THE SAME. she doesn't explicitly hate kids,,, she just,,, really struggles with knowing what to do??

What do you say how do you interact with kids. her parents were awful she literally has No Clue What You're Supposed To Do When You Baby Sit

She mostly just sticks them in the corner with some books she used to read as a kid?? Like comics n stuff she had in her closet??

<333 eventually she notices the kid is like?? super into them but is having trouble reading some of the books??

........ *sigh*, she plods over, sits down, and starts reading to them. Because god dammit, her dad never did that when she struggled with shit and she refuses to have this kids memory of her be like that.

she nearly bursts into tears when the kid,, leans against her and falls asleep?? Its that kinda Nostalgic Sadness for smth that you never got as a kid?? <3

GLENN

HES LITERALLY A DAD <33 AND HE'S SUCH A GOOD DAD.

HE'S JUST <333 like such a classic dad too?? Like he plays catch with em and everything?? MAYBE EVEN TEACHES EM SOME WRESTLING???

HES NOT AS YOUNG AS HE USED TO BE THO SO HE ABSOLUTELY GET TIRED LMAO

*sigh* he will be very dissapointed if you say he can't teach them how to shoot >:(

IF THEY GO TO THE PARK??? OHOHO HE MAKES ALL THE STUFF SO FUN

YKNOW THOSE,, GIANT WAVE THINGS?? I think it's called an X-Wave?? HE GRABS ONE OF THE ENDS AND STARTS PUSHING IT UP AND DOWN TO MAKE THE WHOLE THING,, LIKE A ROLLER COASTER RIDE. The kid (and every other kid on the playground lmao) is holding on for dear life, laughing their ass off.

Jungle Gym Races!! It reminds him of Basic Training lmao. LOTS OF CUTE NICKNAMES TOO. 'Cadet' is his favorite bc this kid gives him this,, Big Proud Grin <3

BRETT

AAAAA HES SUCH A GOOD BABYSITTER.

HE'S LITERALLY SO FUCKING ENERGETIC <333 HES A WALKING GOLDEN RETRIEVER. Pure and absolute energy. he gets genuinely excited when the kid asks to go to the park. THEY PLAY TAG TOGETHER. THEY TRY TO SWING A COMPLETE LOOP AROUND THE SWINGSET.

ALSO HE'S PLAYED EVERY SPORT AT LEAST ONCE SO LIKE,, if they're a sporty kid?? HELL YEA the two of em are gonna be having a blast.

HES,, KIND OF A PUSHOVER SO YEA THEY GET A BUNCH OF SWEETS AT THE STORE. How can he say no to those puppy dog eyes?? He wants the kid to like him!!

AAA they absolutely have a movie/video game night. Mario kart w/ popcorn n soda n all the good things in life.

HE SHOWS THE KID ALL THOSE OLD TV SHOWS AND MOVIES??? eventually the kiddo passes tf out halfway through Back to The Future 2.

When you pick up your child at the end of the day they're,,, completely exhausted <33 brett picks em up from where they're nappin on the couch and passes them off to you/

AB

'fine, I suppose' 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 into infinitum

He sits the kid down with some books that are,, absolutely way too far above their reading level. Because he also has no Fucking Clue what you expected him to do???

As kids do, they get bored as fuck and start asking questions about Why his Face Is Like That.

'I'm a highly advanced Artificial Intelligence, created to-'

'So, like a robot?'

'....... yes, I'm a robot.'

'NO WAY!!'

WHEN YOU COME BACK, AB IS DOIN ALL SORTS OF COOL ROBOT TRICKS?? turning his hands backwards, rolling his eyes back to reveal his circuits - the kid sitting on his shoulders, positively losing their mind bc its the coolest shit they've EVER SEEN

he spots you and Fumbles To Make Himself Look All Professional And Mean And All That Jazz

'productive day?'

*clears throat, smooths hair, removes child from his shoulders, etc* 'Productive - oh, nonono, haha. Perfectly calm. They were asleep most of the time.'

... meanwhile the,, entire basement area is chaos. Clear evidence of at least a few games of tag,,,,, Cardboard Tube Fencing,, and,,, *gasp* a chess tally, where he Totally Didn't Let The Kid Win So they Could Brag About Beating A Robot? If you didn't know better, you'd think the two of them had a fun day!

'BYE MISTER AB!!' with this big wave before you two leave? He'd protect your kid with his life you can drop him off at the basement literally anytime lmao

[thefandomdirtymind]

Teenage love

  Marvel

Peter Quill x Reader

Warning: Spoiler about GOTG 2, Smut, language, oral sex (giving), female in the lead sexually.  

* I think to make a part two for this one, but I will only do it if I know that you had like this one so, I want to reach the 100 Like ! Go ! 

You was in a  mission in a very small and poor planet when you receive the sad news. Yondu, the outlaw, the banish, the men who had always be so nice and gentleman with you, have meet his death. He had die like a hero, saving the galaxy. A things you had never things you will hear about him, for being honest. But, you’re glad that he will be remember that way for the eternity.

For now,the only things you could do for him and his memory, is to join the funeral and by the same way, give your sympathy at Peter Quill and his crew. Of course, you knew that Peter had quit the Ravager camp for good. Becoming a official guardian of the galaxy. You had heard the story of his exploit a lot of time, in different place in the universe. Even if you had a hard time to realize that’s the man so heroic, is the same guys you had meet when you were a little teenager. And to be fair,you was a little proud of him. Just the fact that people actually call him star lord was a success in himself.

So,it’s with a knock in your stomach at the idea of this little reunion, that you program the auto pilot and get yourself ready and well dress.

You had wait the end of the ceremonial and the departure of the other team to send a request to aboard the old ship of Yondu. It’s take a few times but, you finally hear a mix of noise and voice answer your call. The really grow up and manly voice of Peter. “Hello, who are you ?”

Smiling, you reply couldn’t resist the urge to teasing him a little. “Peter Quills, if you don’t let me come in, I hack the communication of this ship and talk about that times you also shoot your own balls with a blaster” 

A small silence answer you,quickly follow by the opening of the door. Once inside, you feel like if you came back home. You knew that he was there, waiting you to come out of your ship and the nervous feeling in your stomach came back stronger. “Oh grow up make a women of yourself” You say, adjusting in the same time your own ravager red leather jacket. “No need to be nervous we are adult now…”

 Following your own advice, you get out by the side door, trying to not make a fool of yourself. The last thing you need right now, was to falling on your ass. You heard is voice way far before you truly could see him.

“Fuck Y/N, that’s really you ??” 

Turning on you heels your eyes meet at first his chest, way more bigger and higher that you remember. Then lifting your eyes for meet his, you couldn’t believe what you see. Well shit, with his curly strawberry blonde hair, his small beard and his big white smile in his face. The man had become a pretty muscular and attractive eyes candy. Without a chance to answer at the question, he lift you of the ground and give you a bear hug. Smiling, you put your nose on the crock of his neck, smelling his skin. After all this time, his odors has become more masculine, a mix of leather and whisky. But, the smell who’s trow you back in memory lanes was there, under all this, just in the surface of is skin. The Terran smell  you always associate at Peter and at your home.

Putting you on your feet, he openly study you from head to toe.

“ How have you manage to become even more beautiful !?” He said with a look who make your cheek blush a little.

“Well I guess, I can ask you the same, what happen to this slim and shy teenager who’s called himself Star Lord ?” You joke, smiling softly. 

“ He grow up and become a legendary outlaw and then a legend “ He reply, never release you of his arms. 

“ And a really modest man” You laugh.

“ Come with me, I will introduce you to the other.”

The meeting with the other was not that bad, after a few drink, you seems to know them like if you always be friend. 

“ How did you meet ?” Gamora ask, giving a tiny bowl of candy at baby Groot. 

Peter cross your gaze, drinking a slip of his glass.

“ We were teenagers, like sixteen or seventeen. She teach me a lot of things.” 

“ I had seventeen, and Yondu was already tired of always running into Peters used tissues.” You joke. “ My chief didn’t care to being seen with the banish gang so one day they meet in a tavern and well… They simply push us in this crappy hotel room for like two days. At first we talk, then I teach him how to dance.”

“ And she’s end up falling for my charm, so she finish by learn how good in bed I am. “ He grind, looking to remember that night. 

“ You kidding, you was so shy at first that you shaking just at touching my breast !” You laugh, winking at him in apologize for the embarrassing story.” But when Yondu had  free us that night you had reach the grade of great fucker. “ 

“ That’s a lot of years ago you know, now i’m a true God” He smile.

“ Eww!” Rocket shout clearly gross out by how the discussion had turn. 

“ Okay, I think it’s late now “ Gamora said, removing his hand of the invisible ear of the baby tree” I will put Groot in his bed, good night Y/N” 

Slowly, one by one, the left the cockpit, wishing you a good night. Letting you alone with Peter. 

“ I should leave it’s late” You finish to say, putting your glass on the table. 

“ Yeah, but…you…you don’t need to, if you want to stay, we have a lot of room here. You can even be in the same room as me if you didn’t want to be alone.” 

You smile a little, amuse of how much he change but didn’t in the same time. 

“ I know where you doing here mister Quill” You say, getting up of your chair, approaching of his. 

“ Well, who’s can blame me. You’re gorgeous and we have this past…” He grin, putting his hands on your waist, looking at you with lust in is eyes.

“ Do you think we will reach this room in time ? ” You ask, putting your lips on his neck.

“ I truly don’t care” He reply, grabbing your ass with his hands. 

“ My entire ship is not that far and we could be really loud” You propose closing your eyes with anticipation.

“ Why are we not already there then” Peter reply laughing, kissing you.  

Running to the ship, you laugh and stole kiss like if you were teenagers again. Entering you small bedroom, you help Peter to opening the manie zipper of your outfit, struggling to remove his. 

“ Do you remember how to open a bra” You joke, helping Peter to pass his t-shirt above his head.” Hot damn…where do you take these abs they look edible” 

“ I work them myself, and don’t worry baby, soon you will forget that you even wear one and your own name too” He reply, his voice full of promise, putting aside his now useless boxer.   

Biting your lips, you look a him head to toe, enjoying the beautiful view. Kissing his chest, you goes down starting to lick and kiss the more awesome abs ,event leaving him a hickeys before pushing him to the bed. Kneeling gracefully between his leg, you wink at him, happy to see his expression on his face again.   

Peter growl when you tongue touch the sensitive skin on his already hard, penis . Leaving a trail of kiss, you take him in your mouth, looking his face passing by a full range of emotion when you start to play with the rythme and the pressure of the sucking.

“ Oh Fuuck that’s good !” The man said,burring his finger into your hair.

But, after a few moment he give you the signal to stop before it was to late. Getting up on the bed,you crawl on him, smiling when he sit, meeting your lips in a kiss who make your toes curl. Removing your bra with one hand, his mouth goes on your tits that he take a true pleasure to torture of sweet supplice. Moaning, you arc your back when you feel his thumb push on your clit doing small circle. 

“ Peter…” You said on a sigh, you body tense with anticipation. “ Please”  

Raising your pelvis, he fist into you, taking immediately the good rythme to make you climax. Even after all this years, the little bastard didn’t forget about how you like to be fuck. He come and go become more and more quick, making your sensitive tits scrub against his chest. Soon, your scream and his growl was resonating in the entire ship. 

The hands of Peter was on your ass, helping you to moving faster. Of your mouth, a litanie of “ Fuck”, showing that you will almost reach your third orgasm of the night. But, this time, you felt it, It’s a really tornado of an orgasm who will take you. 

“ Come for me again baby” He whispered in your ear, his voice low by his own orgasm coming. 

It didn’t take you long, making you clench against him, feeling all you body releasing the pressure and feeling numb. He came a few minute later, pining you to the mattress, letting you heard the sexiest growl you heard of your life. 

Stretch out in the bed, you trying to regain your normal breath. 

“ Yeah, you had upgrade a little” You tease, a marvelous smile on you lips. 

“ Yeah, a little, say that to that three orgasm I just gave you “ He said, seeing clear in your little tease. 

“ Almost four “ You confess, passing a arms around his waist. “ Okay, Okay you win Star Lord” 

Laughing, he kiss your hair. 

“ Can you stay a little longer with us…I like to see you around” The man said, making you feel warm inside. 

“ That’s look like a good idea…Peter Quill” You answered, closing your eyes when the sleep taking you slowly.     

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