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Cabaret | September 16, 2024 | Auli'i's Broadway debut!
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#auli'i cravalho#cabaret#cabaret broadway#audio gift#my audio#by special request!#i'm so sorry about the man next to me who would NOT stop clearing his throat
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There's pain sensation in VR, and even a sense of reality and urgency. The only difference is that it isn't actually happening.
#metal gear#metal gear solid#mgs#mgs2#raiden#my art#HAPPY APRIL 30THHHHHHH#RAIDEN MY BELOVED IM SO SORRY U WENT THRU THAT#*clears throat* anyways...#not entirely happy w the gif#esp because of the compression that i had to put it through#but the image in my head had a glitch effect#so i had to try lol#anything for u raiden *smooch*
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their dynamic (homosexual relationship) means everything 2 me
#can we talk about them forever please .?? 😇#bc they’ve been in love since the amsterdam episode and barely anybody talks about it ….#luckily i am brave and courageous and i will carry the burden of being the one to shove them down everybody’s throats : )#teehee fr tho#how many times do i have to say they’re in love before the producers of ted lasso get on here and tell me i’m RIGHT!#this was fun to make i should do it again#i love scrolling thru insta and seeing a picture that makes me think of them it’s so FUN!!!#sorry to my followers who don’t care about them . You will .#jan maas#richard montlaur#janchard#jan x richard#ted lasso#also is the last picture clear or am i overthinking it …#it had the caption ‘me and my bf were fighting’ or something but i got rid of it to fit the text message aesthetic#whatever YKU GET IT!!!
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You know, when I kept getting asked "so you didn't ever have severe pains before now?" in the hospital and I kept replying "I have a high pain tolerance" I meant it. However, there is only so much pain my tiny 4'9" body can hold... (aka I am sweating and in agony bc I'm getting told to use LESS severe pain meds so I don't rely on them too much and it is AWFUL)
#moe talks a lot#i was shaking earlier and despite the fact i sound like im gonna cry#and the fact that my mom can pick out im about to cry from pain bc im trying to take less pain meds#LIKE MY MOM IS INSTRUCTING ME TO DO#shes like well why arent you taking any pain meds#BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO AVAILABLE OPTIONS AND ON A SIX HOUR TIMER#i cant take both at once or else what happens to me if i hurt before the six hours is up#i have to manage them in a way that allows me to benefit from both and being told im doing it wrong#after being told well its your fault it got so bad because you never complained about pain before#YEAH NO JOKE? REALLY? I NEVER DID? because everyone acts like im too young to feel that kinda pain#oh youre hurting? just wait until youre older#and its currently agony to breathe again but that i guess is also my fault bc im trying to use pain meds#holy moly i just want to not get dizzy standing up cause wow dang#sure would be nice if the multiple incisions in my stomach didnt THROB every time i sneezed or coughed or cleared my throat#but since i didnt use much pain meds before because i would be mocked for being too much of a baby its like#welp damn now i could really use some and im being called out for being too reliant#anyway time to sleep more because that means im not noticing my pain#im literally smaller than most children and so i do understand my body size makes people worried about the medication intake#but can i please just go a day without being asked how much im taking or when i last took it or if im gonna cry#anyway sorry for the excessive rant today never really had surgery or anything so this is brand spankin new suffering
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me explaining to you all that zoro is the munch in one piece. he fights with a sword in his mouth—do you have any idea how strong his jaw and tongue must be? to fight and talk with a goddamn weapon in his mouth? he licks blood off of his blade. he loves drinking. he has a little pick in his mouth half the time in wano. HE SATES HIS ORAL FIXATION WITH YOUR PUSSY
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#obey me nightbringer#asmodeus#sorry queen#*clears throat*#oh my godddd what business do you have playing a dating sim you're in your twenties go file your taxes 🙄#roll over in your grave and die or something#queuecifer
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I hate Sayaka slander. Where's our Celeste slander, because she needs it. Get her the fuck off her high horse. "She's such a quee–" SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHE'S NOT!!!
#sam's talky talks#*clears throat* Sorry. Don't know what came over me#Sayaka slander slander#<- We slander Sayaka slander here <3#Celeste slander#Celestia Ludenberg slander#Sayaka positivity#WHERE ARE MY SAYAKA FANS???? 🗣🗣🗣🗣
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It has been ten years since Speirs last saw Lipton. When he receives a letter asking him to come to a reunion, Speirs heeds the call, not expecting the whirlwind of old aches it would unleash in him.
i am back to making ron miserable! enjoy!
(alternative title: the first death is in the heart)
#fic#speirton#band of brothers#i am sorry and i also hurt myself in the process#but also.#clears throat Oh yes this is real darknesss. It's not death or war. Real darkness has love for a face. The first death is in the heart!!!!!#if you know this quote and like speirton we're best friends now btw. comrades even#band of brothers fic
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I played so many frail, downtrodden little virgins in the films of my youth that I sometimes think I invented that stereotype of a role. - LILLIAN GISH
#lillian gish#the silver screen#*#gonna tell my kids this is ophelia#what movie is this idk#lillian is THE great actress of silent films (just the wind alone!) but griffith put her in some truly unforgiveable things#we had to watch this in film school and it ended and all i remember is everyone clearing their throats and scraping their chairs around#none of us knew what to say#i get that it's 'important' (yes i see the cross cutting but i also see what you're cutting TO so!)#but some things should just be left to wither and die in the past#sorry not sorry
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hello crosscode tumblr community
#i dont post often aside from actual art but it cant be understated how often i think about this game#genuinely it haunts my every step and im serious!!! there has not been a single day in months i dont think of it!!!#i just dont draw for some reason so i just never have stuff to post for it#i am not gods strongest soldier but i am gods number 1 crosscoder my friends can vouch!!!#LIKE SERIOUSLY I PLAYED THE GMAE FOUR TIMES IN LIKE 3 MONTHS!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!#anyways clears throat umm: )#sorry for being crazy in tags#crosscode#doodle#sona#flo ocs
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i need to feel a dick twitch in my mouth 😔
#rambles.#I MISS SUCKING DICK SO BAD#IF I DON’T SWALLOW SOMEBODY’S NUT WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINS I’M GONNA LOSE IT#………..*clears throat* sorry haha got a little carried away there 😃
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Haven't been following the James Somerton drama closely but it's become so ridiculous that it's funny
Is no one going to talk about the fact that he said that he thought it was okay for him to mention Vito Russo in the opening credits and then never mention him again because his book was out of print and Russo was dead....
And then in the same breath say that he was 'extending Russo's legacy' like my brother in Christ do you even hear yourself-
#hbomberguy#james somerton#vito russo#the celluloid closet#like lmao wtf#also the reason he plagiarized was because uh *clears throat*#he is ADHD and his mom had cancer and then she died and his father was grieving and he has epilepsy and memory issues and ajdjkdkskakskhdh#sorry my brain fizzled out#not saying thag life isn't harder because of all these things#BUT NONE OF THEM MADE YOU A SHITTY PERSON JAMES#THAT WAS ALL YOU. YOUR FAULT.#also apparently the other reason he took words from smaller queer creators was because people would listen to him as a cis white man#and not to them#fuck you james#hes so pathetic its funny#but then i remember how many people he has hurt#oh by the way edited versions of his videos are back up because nick should have his own portfolio#sure james sure#its all for nick
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save a horse, blow a cowboy or whatever they say
#PLEASE TAYLOR#I AM NOT IMMUNE TO SEXY COWBOYS#LIKE BREAK MY BACK ON THAT MOUNTAIN FFS#just give me 15 minutes alone in a room with you#that cowboy hat#and a grapefruit please taylor#*clears throat* anyway#sorry back to our regularly scheduled tags#taylor zakhar perez#taylor zakhar perez gifs#taylor zakhar perez gifset#gifs#gifset#my gifs#taylor zakhar perez natural diamons#natural diamonds
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you heard him boys, the corrupted Month has started. gather the hivemind, let's Praise our new desecrated idol
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I remember when Eclipse showed up at Lunar's house That shit had to be fucking terrifying So let's do him right and make him terrifying
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#art#illustration#sun and moon show#fnaf au#lunar fnaf#eclipse sams#why he kinda#clears throat#sorry#but like#looking respectfully
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Lionel Raine - Head of the Leg Snappers Disciplinary Committee of the Paira Academy. Not known by many but certainly feared by those that have seen her face
My favorite hag in the world <3
#art tag#finished stuff#oc: Lionel#She is so mean but she means so well#But she takes no shit#Sorry I'm obsessed with her#Oh yeah and for my players [Clears throat]#DF players don't look#This is my spoiler tag for the campaign
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