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A bitter sweet memory ❤️
Pre-Calamity flashback panel from my Zelink comic. Work in progress.
#my art#zelink#cue Muse's “Endlessly”#breath of the wild#loz fanart#legend of zelda#pre calamity#zelda fanart#zelda#tears of the kingdom#princess zelda#botw#the ANGST#They were both under so much pressure#unrequited love#link x zelda#Link secretly loving Zelda in silence while she “hated” him hdgsjsgjds#Link accepts being Zelda's punching bag. He understands her anxiety...#If he can be a safe space for Zelda to lash out#so be it T_T#Obviouly he wished things could be different hjdhjknhsjscu#sheik fangirl is making a Zelink comic#I'm trying to finish it but i want it to be perfect and special#sheik fangirl
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Dragon Age: "We heard you wanted to see more Taash 👀"
New screenshot of Taash! [source]
#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#dragon age: dreadwolf#dragon age 4#the dread wolf rises#da4#dragon age#bioware#video games#finally aaaaa#she looks amazing holy crap#breathing in and out rapidly into a paper bag
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they put something in late november/early december that makes me literally insane.
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Lil Nas X J CHRIST
#lil nas x#fine I'll do it myself!!!!!!1#cheerleading outfit 💥💥��️‼️💥#*breathes into bag*#he's right#he got the gays hyped#lilnasxedit
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Don't worry, there's no need to panic. It will be over in a couple of minutes
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Crack Fic! Where Everyone thinks Merlin is the reasonable one.
Everyone loves Merlin and thinks he’s the sweetest person, who couldn’t hurt a fly. So, they’re all annoyed when they see how Arthur treats him. The King is constantly overloading his manservant with work, ordering him to do massive tasks and coming up with ridiculous excuses to keep Merlin from taking a break. So, the knights and others constantly try to find ways to pull Merlin away from Arthur’s side and give him a break but Arthur always finds a way to mess up their plans.
Gwen and the other maids sometimes try to help Merlin with his chores
Gwen: Arthur you can’t actually expect Merlin to clean the entire throne room by himself
Arthur: *shrugs* Yes. I’m hardly asking him much
Gwen: It usually takes five maids to thoroughly clean the throne room. It’s ridiculous to ask one person to do so much work and then, to place Lancelot as a guard to make sure none of us can help him.
Arthur: Lancelot wouldn’t have to guard anything if you all weren’t so ready to disobey my orders. I said Merlin will clean the throne room ALONE and that is final
Gwen: I never knew you could be such a cruel person and to Merlin of all people
*Gwen storms off*
Gwaine, Leon, Percival, Elyan and some of the other knights try to steal Merlin away to the tavern to relax
Gwaine: Come on Princess. I’m sure you can survive one night without Merlin
*Gwaine tries to pull Merlin to their side but Arthur grabs hold of Merlin and pulls him back*
Arthur: Need I remind you, Merlin is my manservant and doesn’t have time to play around. He still has very important duties to complete
Elyan: What could he possibly have to do at this time? Most servants have gone home for the day?
Arthur: Well Merlin is the King’s manservant as I keep reminding you and still have very important things to do
Gwaine: Like what?
Arthur: *pauses* For one, he needs to clean the mess he made in the closet
The knights: *trying to process the bullshit Arthur just told them*
Arthur: *crossing his arms, 100% serious, daring them to challenge him*
Merlin: It’s fine guys really, probably next time *pulling Arthur and himself back into Arthur’s chambers and locking the door*
Or when something terrible happens to Merlin like the time he got kidnapped and everyone went into full panic
Arthur: *staring hard at Lance* Merlin’s been kidnapped?
Elyan: They ambushed us out of nowhere and before we knew it they were off with him.
Leon: Don’t worry sire, I’ll gather a search party immediately to have him found.
Gwaine: We’ll make them sorry they ever thought to mess with our Merlin
Arthur: *holding up a finger and turning to Lance again* Merlin’s been kidnapped?
Lance: ..... That is the story
Gwaine: Princess, have you not been listening. We need to hurry every second counts.
Arthur: I heard, just wondering why he couldn’t have chosen a better day to get himself kidnapped
*Everyone gawks at Arthur in disbelief*
Basically, everyone thinks that Arthur doesn’t appreciate Merlin and that their cinnamon roll deserves better and formed a protection squad to help Merlin get the treatment he deserves.
Meanwhile in Reality....
Arthur knows about Merlin’s magic. He is fully aware of how powerful Merlin is and finally sees that his manservant isn’t an idiot. He’s just a bloody madman.
===In the throne room===
*Arthur and Merlin both staring at a dark purple swirling vortex on the floor*
Arthur: *takes a deep breath* Merlin, why is there a hole in my throne room?
Merlin: Well, it's not a hole. It’s a sort of gateway to the dark dimension.
Arthur: Oh, okay. Why is there a gateway to the dark dimension in my throne room?
Merlin: ..... I can fix it
Lancelot: Arthur, I heard you- *looks down at the menacing purple gateway on the floor and then back to Arthur and Merlin*
Lancelot: Should I go guard the door?
===After Gwaine, Elyan and Percival tried to take Merlin out for drinks===
Merlin: You know we both could use a break. I am a bit hungry. Been a while since I had a drink too
Arthur: Well maybe, we can join them after you explain why my Uncle is tied up in my closet
*Arthur opens his closet doors revealing a tied-up and gagged Agravaine making muffled noise*
Merlin: You told me to get evidence that he was working with Morgana
Arthur: And your solution to that was to kidnap him?
Merlin: What better way to hear it than from the man himself?
Arthur: What’s going to happen when people realize he’s missing
Merlin: Don’t worry, one memory wipe spell and he’ll be back tomorrow in his chambers like nothing ever happened
Arthur: You told me those spells were dangerous
Merlin: *laughs* Well, yeah, I’m not using it on us
Agravaine: *making muffled and panicked pleads to Arthur*
Lancelot: Sorry, Arthur, Gaius told me that Merlin needed m- *sees a tied-up Agravaine*
Lancelot: *nods* I’ll go stand guard
=== Arthur, the first to find Merlin after his “kidnapping” ===
Arthur: *folds his arms and looks behind his manservant to see a trail of bodies* Kidnapped?
Merlin: Well they did try to kidnap me. I just decided not to resist.
Arthur: *sighs* Is everyone dead?
Merlin: I was supposed to leave someone alive?
Arthur: *rolls his eyes* Come before I have to explain how my “innocent”, “weak” manservant took out a group of mercenaries.
Lancelot: *already standing guard*
#merlin bbc#merthur#merlin#Arthur Pendragon#chaotic merlin#arthur knows#and he's the reasonable one#featuring doesn't ask questions but always completes the mission lancelot#arthur having to listen to someone complain that he needs to be more considerate of Merlin for the fourth time that week#While he watches Merlin and Lancelot in the background carry around a bag the size of a human body#Arthur: Sorry to interrupt you but I suddenly need to go check on my uncle to check if he's still breathing
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🤔 Admittedly I was a little disappointed by the reveal (but certainly not surprised the foreshadowing was heavy in this episode lol), but not actually against how Beth (and Will) seem to be playing with it thus far- which is to say that I do think it has a lot of potential, and I suspect there's more to what we're seeing).
;) Big ol' ramble below
Mostly the theory has turned me off until now (at least insofar as I've witnessed it transpire in the fandom at large) because it struck me as so painfully ironic to see Trudy, a 1950s housewife, struggle to exist under the system that she's in, fail to fit the mold assigned to her, and be denied her personhood very literally for it (this being ironic insofar as how it mimics how she would have been treated back then). This and because frankly I just think she's a lot less interesting if she's fully a robot LOL, but I'll hopefully get to that in a bit.
Not that the hints at her mechanical nature and the relevance of Tucker's background were lost on me; I can appreciate why those would contribute to a plausible, fun and I think still mostly harmless theory (now fact). However, minus one or two specific posts I've seen on the matter (namely a recent one suggesting that if Trudy is a robot Beth is probably taking inspiration from The Stepford Wives, :( sorry person who made that post I couldn't find it I wanted to credit yoouuu), I've seen the theory just about exclusively presented in a manner that, rather than explore the metaphorical and political significance of Trudy being partially or fully mechanical, at best disregards the parts of her narrative that are at their core about sexism (among other related things), and at worst negates them entirely (i.e. Trudy only thinking and acting how she does because she's a robot malfunctioning and not because the world itself is causing harm and she rightfully wants something more than the role she was forced into, Trudy not even having any real thoughts and feelings of her own, etc.). I just think it kind of sucks to shove all those important things about her aside and say "actually, there's no person suffering here, she's just a robot" and perhaps worse yet to imply that she does have thoughts and feelings but because they result in Weird™ behavior it must be a problem with her code and not at all relate to what women were subjugated to during this point in American history.
CONVERSELY I don't think Trudy being a robot (or at least partially one) at least from what Beth and Will have presented us thus far, inherently suffers from any of these issues? First and foremost because Trudy definitely appears to possess sentience, thoughts, and emotions of her own, matters which immediately complicate her degree of personhood and don't inherently box her behavior in as a bug in her programming rather than an issue with the world she's been put in, quite the opposite in fact! I think they have a very solid groundwork laid out here to make a strong statement with Trudy's narrative (and perhaps ask the question of what is really malfunctioning here), all the more so since [I pull out a Rebecca Swallows-style conspiracy board] I don't think she's entirely robotic in nature? Actually you should just read Mack's tags in this post cause he has great thoughts on the matter (of which those are just some of them), but if I can direct your attention to one thing in particular, it would be Beth's fact (I *believe* from episode 2) about Trudy never graduating high school because of her essay where she suggested that "perhaps women could one day domesticate themselves", a statement that could of course be interpreted a number of ways but ultimately threatened the patriarchal status quo enough (in suggesting women's independence) to cost Trudy her diploma. Taken on its own this fact appears to contradict the theory that Trudy has always been robotic in nature, because it doesn't really make sense that Trudy would have been set up to go through high school (or school at all really) when Tucker's intention was/is for her to be the perfect housewife. You may then suggest that Trudy's memories of this are fabricated and not actually her lived experiences, in which case firstly perhaps you should reread my earlier point on the robot theory being used to actively negate and otherwise disregard the portions of Trudy's narrative that pertain to sexism and feminism, and secondly it really doesn't make any sense to me that Tucker would implant those kind of memories into Trudy's brain? To be completely honest if she's been a robot from the very beginning (rather than someone who became a cyborg, which is what I'm trying to suggest here), then I don't see why Tucker would program her with actual sentience in the first place (suspending my disbelief here with regards to the possibility of programming sentience to begin with). It seems much more likely to me then that Trudy was not always a robot, and instead altered by Tucker to force her into a role of subordination and remedy her """imperfections""". This option is significantly more interesting to me one, because it implies that Trudy has actually lived a life up until the present, full of its own complexities and strife (and dreams, and real actual memories worth exploring, etc.), and hence is not by any means "just a robot", and second because it amplifies the hypothetical statement being made on the lives of the real living women of the era and how they were treated and seen as being "in need of fixing" for not conforming to gender roles or otherwise acting "out of line" with what was expected of them.
OKAY THIS GOT OUT OF HAND SO I'M CUTTING MYSELF OFF HERE but I wanted to my share my current thoughts what with this ending and where I'm at so hopefully that was at least interesting to whoever has chosen to read through this one okay thank you byyyyyyyyye~
#BREATHES OUT sorry that was so much longer than expected#but isn't it always?#dndads#trudy trout#dndads spoilers#the peachyville horror#dndads s3 ep 4#dungeons and daddies#*mostly* I'd been keeping my full feelings on the topic to myself#but now that the cat's out of the bag aaah I felt like I had to ramble a little ehehe#ik I haven't been around much lately! This is for a variety of reasons#but rest assured I still give far too many shits about this podcast LOL#aaaaaand uuuh post#(also THANK YOU again Mack for giving me the little push of reassurance I needed to post this one haha)#undescribed#gotta add that later sorry :(
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—ketchup breath!!
april 2022, huh... how time flies by...
#self insert#lust!sans#mblue art#LM#morning kisses and ketchup breath#silly guy smh#(m kiss lust art REAL??? /j)#a friend said he'd kiss me with ketchup breath and that is very sanscore tbh#thank you to The Chisp Bag for my changes since last year (2022) haha <3#i wouldn't have thought of kissing Lust Sans as my self (insert) if it weren't for their gentle nudging and support o(-<#although i know the 'kiss' looks hidden- i'm hazukashii abt it hahaha///#guys everytime i look at his face in the 1st panel the urge to kiss him shoots up it is so effective LOL#im so glad i drew this even if it originally stemmed from a silly scenario 😭😭😭💕💕💕#('gog i want lust to look at me like that' ask and you shall receive; past!me. you are now feeling giddy.)
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why is shopping sensory hell
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[Sketch dump]
The chokehold this man has on me is ridiculous (but ngl I'm not complaining)
#am i in love with a tired homeless man who sleeps in a sleeping bag? yes.#is it a problem? maybe.#but i love him your honor#aizawa shouta#mha#sketch#im not ashamed#eraserhead#daddyzawa#literally the reason why i live and breathe#shameless simp post
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Prompt 178
So first of all he’d like to say it wasn’t his fault. He wasn’t into magic stuff, that was all Billy’s schtick. So really, it is not Victor’s fault that he accidentally activates some sort of sigil and suddenly ends up with a very confused looking child.
A young girl, maybe four or five, with bright red eyes, slightly pointed ears, and what looks to be some sort of living suit partially fused with her body. Alright, okay, he doesn’t have to freak out, he’ll just… call one of the Justice League Dark members and get her a spare shirt or something to wear until they come to the Watchtower!
It’s fine, he’s fine. He’s not having memories to when he first got melded with all of this tech that’s now a part of him and feeling sick at the idea of it happening to a child.
He’s not fine.
#dc cyborg#valerie gray#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Valerie is fused with her Red Huntress suit#But it looks more organic when not activated#Cyborg is fine and not about to breathe in a paper bag while trying not to scream#Valerie latches on and does not let go#Constantine: THAT IS A FUCKIN INFINIT REALM BEING#Constantine: It’s like fae but undead but WORSE#JL: It’s a baby#Constantine: THAT IS A BABY ELDRITCH BEING IS WHAT IT IS#Victor stone has been deemed Brother#Spoiler Alert: Valerie doesn’t let go#Amity Park is in the Infinite Realms after an INCIDENT#Good news: Everyone is immortal & the Government isn’t an issue#Bad news: People can now be summoned just like other Realms Beings#Weird news: They're now aging like ghosts & can theoretically live forever
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i love being an artist
you can draw anything. you can draw your current favorite goobers in a modern au going shopping and abusing the one that has a life and does exercise.
#elden ring#elden ring messmer#elden ring melina#elden ring godwyn#*snaps fingers* these tags are important#to me this is the trio this is their dynamic btw for future reference#90% of the bags and boxes are melinas and godwyns#messmer breathed air and thats it.#they forced him to buy something anyway#he got socks.#my art
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Let's play a game...
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when a customer asks me how i am and i look like this
#trying not to let my chronic fatigue win 💖 but girl it’s winning 😩#and i had a nightmare during my depression nap…like can i breathe#anyways i thought of this image today when i looked in the mirror and my dark eye bags scared me (everything reminds me of him <3)
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Inn and Great walking into GMMTV after signing those contracts coming to destroy everyone
#inn sarin#great sapol#just trying to sip margaritas by the pool and these two come in wrecking everyone's day#like could you let these men breathe#most of them just got done with lol fest and fanmeets#they are tired yet y'all came for their throats#this isn't a competition#but if it was‚ they are winning#if this was really a competition‚ they'd be screaming 'I'm not here to make friends!'#I'm a JD fan first and human second#but even I'm looking at my men like 'DO BETTER!'#I hope everyone is scared about the new players on the chess board#because even Emi getting that GL got me shook#interviews are hilarious#chemistry is fire#they are securing the bag
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This + other ghosts' reactions to halfas.
Because. Halfas do not seem to exist naturally. The only three we see in the series were created in lab accidents/experiments. They are clearly not supposed to be Like That.
Imagine you're just Ye Old Average Ghost. Maybe you were alive and died, or maybe you just came to be in the infinite realms. Either way, you know that there is a clear divide between the Living and the Dead. Physically, mentally, GEOGRAPHICALLY, it's obvious that death and life are meant to be separate.
And then one day, you hear whispers of a ghost human something that throws all that out the window. Something that is somehow both, that can switch between Dead and Living as easy as breathing (or the ghostly equivalent). Your entire world view is turned upside-down, because this thing's existence forces you to acknowledge that the line between life and death isn't that clear.
But you can comfort yourself with the fact that this... thing is weak. It's barely clinging to Life after whatever happened to it and it can't control the powers that, for the rest of your kind, come as easy as breathing. It's Different (read: terrifying) but no real threat, right?
oh would you look at that it got Better and now it's incredible strong and seems to have a vendetta against both the living and the dead isn't that neat
At the very least, you can comfort yourself with the knowledge that there's only one of them. It was born in a freak accident, what are the chances a human dies in a ghost portal again??
oh you've got to be fucking kidding me
i mean at this point you've really gotta start giving thought to these things, because two ghosthumanbothneithersomethinginbetween of these things is a Bit Much. They are quite literally violating the laws of nature. Is that not terrifying? Knowing that there are two impossibilities walking around and making you realize that one of the biggest constants in your life might not be so constant?
#saw someone write a fic where they described the sound of a halfa breathing like wet plastic bags inflating and Woo Boy that imagery stuck#no more human scientists trying to understand halfa ghost halfs i want ghost scientists trying to understand halfa human halves#tfw when you're so much of a freak you have two different species completely baffled#a ghost's horrified reaction when they slam danny into a wall and hear bones break#danny phantom#vlad masters#text post#samuelcolon.txt
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