#*bill after Weirdmageddon was thwarted* this was supposed to be the summer of Bill

[the-woman-upstairs]

The real reason Bill never introduced Ford to the Henchmaniacs is the same reason George didn’t want Susan hanging out with Jerry and Elaine: he has to keep those worlds separated for his own sake of mind. The Nightmare Dimension is his sanctuary, where he gets to be the cool and independent leader of a gang of inter-dimensional criminals and monsters. With Ford, he’s the attentive and manipulative loving boyfriend muse.

He can’t have Independent Bill and Relationship Bill existing in the same space; that’s a level of chaos even HE couldn’t handle.

[ohwell-reblogs]

#the real theory as to why weirdmageddon failed#need more gravity falls x seinfeld crossovers#’i thought you didn’t believe in the axolotl’#’i do for the bad things’#*bill after Weirdmageddon was thwarted* this was supposed to be the summer of Bill#i would say this is an indicator of my advanced age but really it’s the result of being raised by a Seinfeld fanatic father#i know his endgame goal DOES actually involve literal worlds colliding#but his pet human bf integrating with his friend group would be a DISASTER for bill and deep down he knows it#this is essentially a companion post to my ‘ford and pyronica had the potential to be besties’ post#just thinking of bill losing it at that happening led me to thinking of George’s reaction in seinfeld

The real reason Bill never introduced Ford to the Henchmaniacs is the same reason George didn’t want Susan hanging out with Jerry and Elaine: he has to keep those worlds separated for his own sake of mind. The Nightmare Dimension is his sanctuary, where he gets to be the cool and independent leader of a gang of inter-dimensional criminals and monsters. With Ford, he’s the attentive and manipulative loving boyfriend muse.

He can’t have Independent Bill and Relationship Bill existing in the same space; that’s a level of chaos even HE couldn’t handle.