#*ahem* corrosion by rip

[bludraws094]

was listening to vocaloid music and had some evil ideas

[wr173r-8l0ck]

What if My Hero Academia Characters were in Fairy Tail pt. 1: The Students

So yeah, there will be more parts to this one, hope y’all enjoy this series!

The premise of this What If [insert show] Characters were in [insert other show] is to basically explore what each character might be in a different show with different worldbuilding/whatever. Case and point, what if MHA students were Mages in the world of Fairy Tail. In this one, I’m covering the students of 1A and 1B, and also Shinso, primarily what their primary magic would be, and basic comedic traits and quirks of their characters. Enjoy!

Yuga Aoyama: Light Magic: He can fire out high-power bolts of light from any part of his body. For some reason, he likes to use his naval though. Whatever suits him, we have enough stuff to complain about. Mainly his French stereotypes.

Mina Ashido: Acid Magic: she can utilize spells to produce a highly corrosive fluid, which she can manipulate freely. She has such fine control she can select what she can corrode away. Yeah, clothes never last long with her around.

Tsuyu Asui: Animal Takeover: Amphibian: she can turn into a frog-person. Or a toad-person. Or a toadpool-person. Look, it gets confusing, okay, all we know is she can make her tongue super-long, her legs super-strong, and she’s fucking adorable.

Tenya Iida: Thrust Magic: he can propel himself waaay faster that anyone should, in any direction, even up. In straight lines and proper angles only too, for some reason, seriously, his turning radius is so sharp you can literally cut yourself on the afterwind.

Ochako Uraraka: Anti-Gravity Magic: she can reduce the gravitational pull on anyone and anything she touches. And apply it to anyone or anything else. She likes making orbits around people.

Mashirao Ojiro: Animal Takeover: Kangaroo: All he gets is a tail. And kicks powerful enough to break down a reinforced door in a single kick. And abs strong enough to resist a kick powerful enough to break down a reinforced door in a single kick. He’s a pretty chill dude though.

Denki Kaminari: Electricity Magic: Haha, finger-tazer go zip-zip. And channeling/producing lightning and various electromagnetic wavelengths. Including gamma radiation. And also heat. We suspect he might also be a Lightning something-something slayer, but we can’t be sure since his intellect seems to vary between absolute dumbass and strategic genius, seriously, what the fuck is he?!

Eijiro Kirishima: Armor Dragon Slayer: He can make himself unbreakable. Literally, he once survived a point-blank explosion with the power of a Tsar Bomba, only directed in a cylinder half the diameter of a golf ball. To the face. And he lived through that. And somehow he’s still friends with the guy that set off a point-blank explosion in a cylinder half the diameter of a golf ball into his face. Weird fella indeed.

Koji Koda: Voice Command Magic: Yeah, he can communicate with and boss around animals and even motherfucking DRAGONS. And some Dragon Slayers. Don’t try his tricks at home, kids, tigers are fucking ripped, hippos are more aggressive than crocodiles, and Katsuki is a walking grenade with anger issues.

Rikido Sato: Sugar Magic: Like… He eats sugar… To burn as calories… To gain increased strength and speed… That’s it, literally, dump a bag of sugar into his mouth and you have a less angry version of the Hulk with diabetes.

Mezo Shoji: Beast Takeover: He likes multiplying his arms. And making them into tentacles or spider legs. Also other things, but mostly tentacles or spider legs. Sometimes even other things on tentacles or spider legs. Or just tentacles or spider legs on other tentacles or spider legs. He’s a walking man-tree with branches that are various sensory organs growing from a nightmarish living moving mass with tentacles/spider legs as branches, basically. *shudders*

Kyoka Jiro: Sound Magic: Deafeningly deadly tunes! Literally, deafeningly deadly sounds, she can blast sounds so loud they’re basically constant or repetitive explosions. Either she’s immune to it or she likes it, who knows, all we know is that she’s into hardcore death metal and yet still somehow cute. Don’t say it to her face if you value your kneecaps.

Hanta Sero: Tape Magic: exactly what it sounds like. What tape does his magic cover? Yes. Is he ever high? Yes, all the time. Oh, you meant physically.

Fumikage Tokoyami: Shadow Demon Slayer and Demon Takeover: Darkness: he has a semi-sentient demon made of pure shadows and darkness growing out of his stomach! It’s pretty tame and chill normally, yes, but he has a semi-sentient demon made of pure shadows and darkness growing out of his stomach! Let him go on nighttime solo quests alone if you wanna live. Or not shit your pants bc of a prank the semi-sentient shadow demon thing pulled. Mostly the second one.

Shoto Todoroki: Fire/Ice God Slayer and Fire/Ice Make Magic: He can eat ice or fire to gain the ability to control fire and ice to such an extent it can kill demons. Well, verbally too, he once roasted an opponent so hard they just gave up without even fighting and just walked off. Also, are we sure we can’t put Daddy Issues as a form of magic?

Toru Hagakure: Refraction Magic: she can refract light around herself to make herself invisible, or focus and redirect it. She’s the guild’s gem! Literally, she’s like a polished crystal prism but with an active (and often dirty) imagination.

Katsuki Bakugou: Explosion Magic, Explosion Dragon/Demon/God Slayer, also currently studying all types of Fire Magic. He likes it when things he doesn’t like get destroyed by his hands. And when people he doesn’t like get destroyed by his hands. Or words, he can be really mean in a fight. Well, about as mean as a nuclear hedgehog with rabies and enough explosive firepower to take out a building in one shot can get.

Izuku Midoriya: He was given the All-Slayer Lacrima, and can use Strength Dragon/Demon/God, Speed Dragon/Demon/God and Wind Dragon/Demon/God Slayer magic, learning more as he goes. If he uses too much, he risks destroying his own body. Speaking of which, I gotta go get Recovery Girl for his bullshit. Again.

Minoru Mineta: Dead. Not from a quest, his harassment got him killed. How? Well, the last girl he was hitting on was named Lucy Heartfilia. Legally he’s still a missing person, since there’s no body, but the witnesses say there was a massive bonfire where he was last seen.

Momo Yaoyorozu: Memory-Make Magic: she can do various spells as long as she remembers it and has enough Ether in her body, and even combine spells. There’s a damn good reason she’s S-class, and no, it’s not her social awareness.

Yosetsu Awase: Fuse Magic: He can fuse various objects, people and spells to each other. Doesn’t matter what each is. He once fused Katsuki and Midoriya together. Almost destroyed a whole island...

Sen Kaibara: Gyration Magic: He can make himself, parts of himself or anything he touches rotate around a set axis, and he can control the direction and speed of the spin. He’s often invited to schools to demonstrate the dangers of alcohol. Or used as a replacement for the engine to a carousel.

Togaru Kamakiri: Blade Dragon Slayer: He can form various blades sharp and tough enough to cut through dragons. Except Kirishima and Tetsutetsu, since they require so much effort to even crack, anyone more powerful and battle-effective than himself (Katsuki, Shoto etc.) or anyone too cute for him to cut down (Tsuyu and Midoriya primarily)

Shihai Kuroiro: Shadow Dragon Slayer: he can manipulate shadows and melt into them, popping out in any place he wants. Him and Fumikage are good friends for obvious reasons. He’s also very good at pranks, and one of the few people to be able to say he fought Katsuki and lived.

Itsuka Kendo: Enlargement Magic: She can increase the size of herself or her body parts, she uses it mostly on her hands for devastating attacks. Well, attacks or, ahem, bedtime exercises. 

Yui Kodai: Command T: She can manipulate the size of any object she touches. Bigger and smaller. That and shape, somehow, don’t ask how she can do that, no one knows.

Kinoko Komori: Mushroom Magic: She can create, spread and accelerate the growth of various mushrooms and other fungi. She’s also really cute somehow, but also fucking terrifying in a fight.

Ibara Shiozaki: Plant Magic: She has thorny vines growing out of her hair, and can manipulate all plantlife, including her hair vines. Don’t ask how she got vines for hair, magic is weird...

Jurota Shishida: Beast Takeover: he uses his magic to turn into various beasts and monsters, primarily a bipedal bear-boar-dog creature. He’s actually very orderly and the most collected and ‘normal’ of the crowd. Which isn’t a high bar to clear, all things considered.

Nirengeki Shoda: Repeat Magic: he can copy an attack, magic or physical, and trigger it to go off a second time from where it previously hit. Many people don’t like him for that reason.

Pony Tsunotori: Animal Takeover: she likes to use Animal Takeover, specifically Antelope and Kangaroo, both of them often together. She kicks like a fucking kangaroo though.

Kosei Tsuburaba: Air-Make Magic: He can form constructs out of air, and manipulate their density and movement freely. He’s the only one that can tolerate Monoma, and even that’s a bit of a stretch to that word’s definition.

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: Iron Dragon Slayer: Pretty self-explanatory: he can turn his body into an iron-like substance that is actually waaay tougher than regular iron, and can redirect purely-magic attacks into the ground through his body, and he can form various weapons and attacks. Very manly, a vegetarian, kind to animals, and will eat any spare iron you have.

Setsuna Tokage: Split-Up Magic: She can separate parts of herself and telekinetically and telepathically control them. She can even fly like that, or form her split body parts into mini  versions of herself. Truly annoying to fight, especially with her Requip Magic.

Manga Fukidashi: Various forms of Letter Magic: He can write down anything in any alphabet or language, and it appears like magic! B-because it is magic, like, all of this is magic, nothing is real!

Juzo Honenuki: Liquification Magic: He can disrupt the solidity of any object he touches, and thus makes it intangible or almost a highly-viscous liquid. The only other known person to be able to reliably stop Katsuki whenever he goes berserk. Which happens a lot.

Kojiro Bondo: Glue Magic: He can produce and manipulate adhesives. Any and all types of adhesives. Not tape, apparently it counts as an adhesive-covered object (Laaame!). But still cool, I guess.

Neito Monoma: Ether Copy and Ether Replicate Magic: He can copy virtually any type of ether-based magic, however he can’t replicate magic sourced from a lacrima or a build-up of Ether. He often gets KO’ed by Itsuka for being a prick.

Reiko Yanagi: Telekinesis Magic: She can control any non-living object in her vicinity, however not if it’s too heavy. Her and Ochako are a literally lethal combo, and the most surprisingly terrifying duo.

Hiryu Rin: Reptile Takeover: He can obtain the characteristics of reptiles: tail, scales, armor, jaws, claws, fangs/teeth, even tear projectiles of blood from his eyes! Yeah, he doesn’t use that last one a lot, but he can shoot out his scales like projectiles.

Hitoshi Shinso: Brainwash Magic: he can hypnotize and verbally command anyone that answers his questions, and he can even manipulate his voice to sound like anyone else. The one downside to this is insomnia, but his insomnia can be cured by caffeine, or so he claims. We’ve had to get him from strange sleeping locations on multiple occasions, including rooftops, rafters, clothing lines (yes, he can somehow balance on a tightrope in his sleep), another fucking city one time...

[my-dark-words]

I’ll Make You Notice Me

While I’m loving the Everyone Needs Some Love series by @justwritingscibbles​ it didn’t quite feel like where I wanted it to end, so I offer this up as a 6th part. (Fanfiction inception?)

I really hope you don’t mind.

"So you see, mhmm, the Void is like acid, slowly corroding away the souls trapped within. A normal soul, your perfectly normal kind of human, for example, is smooth like a freshly laid egg. Yes indeed, and the Void erodes a round, smooth soul evenly from all sides. On the other hand, so to speak, if you have a jagged, cracked soul, like yourself, with a whopping huge chunk ripped from it, the corrosion can't happen evenly." Mark stared at the figment before him. It was little more than a floating pink moustache and disembodied lips, but there was just a hint of a human shape behind them, space where the rest of a body could, or should, have been. It tended to oscillate or spin slowly, and tended to draw out the vowels of its words far too long. He had wondered whether he was going mad. Still, the moustache seemed to know what it was talking about, and at least it was company. "So instead of fading away to nothingness evenly in a relatively peaceful demise," the moustache continued, "the void creeps along the cracks left behind by the previous split. Eventually you'll fragment into smaller and smaller pieces. You're still going to die here, but not before splitting into more of us." The void had been bright and barren when he'd first been pushed through, but plunged into darkness when Dark had closed the tear. He didn’t know how long it had taken for the light to return again, but when it had he had been accompanied by the disembodied moustache. Echoes of home sometimes appeared in the light, washed out and faded as he felt, but he couldn't interact with any of them. The echoes were clearer when Y/N was there, but she was rarely alone. Dark was never far away, and while Y/N seemed completely unaware of Mark's presence, Dark clearly was not. Sometimes he'd scowl, though never when Y/N could see. Sometimes he'd just show off, make sure that Mark could see how happy you were with him. It would be enough to drive anyone mad. "So, you're part of me?" Mark asked the pink moustache, "which part, exactly?" "Why, the good-looking part that knows what the hell is going on!" it laughed. "No offence," Mark sighed, "but in that case I kind of hoped you'd be bigger." "Well good sir that's certainly not what the ladies say!" The pink moustache quipped back, huffing defensively. "They say 'Oh Wilford, you certainly meet expectations'!" In the pale echo of the real world Dark left the room where Y/N was sitting on the couch, checking something on her phone. Mark reached out to touch her, but it was as though an invisible force prevented him from doing so. He could walk freely through the room, but not touch anything within it. "I just wish you could see me," he whispered. She didn't respond in any way. How could she have not realised what had happened? Did she just not care? Either way, it was torturous to be forced to watch Dark living his life as he faded away. "What else do you know about this place, Wilford?" "Oh? Lots," the moustache replied, "but I can't explain any more of it to you." Mark regarded his only companion quizzically. "Why not?" "It's complicated, and there are rules," the pink moustache replied, wiggling from side to side on a barely existent lip. "It would perhaps be easier instead to show you." Mark shrugged. "Okay then." After all, what did he have to lose? "Well, yes, ahem," Wilford stammered, as though uncertain where to begin. "What do you usually do when you need more information?" Mark shrugged. Y/N rose off the couch and sought out some object in her overnight bag. He watched her go sadly, knowing nothing he did would make a difference. "Honestly, I'd just Google it," he said. "Really?" said Wilford, drawing out the vowels far longer than necessary. "Well, yeah," Mark shrugged distractedly. A computer ding sounded somewhere in the background, probably Y/N's phone. "You can get all the answers from Google." "Hello," murmured a deep voice from behind him. Mark spun, coming face to face with a pale shade of a humanoid figure. It's face, partially transparent as so many things in the void were, was so similar to his own but sported thick rimmed glasses. "What the..." Mark stepped away from the new apparition. "What are you?" The familiar face stretched into a threatening grin. "I am your Google," it said. "My primary objective is to answer your questions as quickly as possible." "Huh," Mark replied, regarding the new fragment of himself. Wilford was strange, but Google was far more disconcerting. "Is a new one of you just going to pop up every time I say something?" "Negative," Google replied in a monotone. "Oh, great," Mark muttered, wondering how much of himself actually remained. "Only when you think it," Google completed. "Oh, that's much better," Mark muttered. "How many fragments of me can there possibly be?" "Serial divisions will result in smaller and smaller fragments being generated from the whole until approaching oblivion," Google stated with a curt nod. "Try not to think too much," Wilford suggested. "Mhmm, it shouldn't be too challenging. All your smarts broke off onto me." Finding what she needed, Y/N took something out of her bag and tucked it under her arm, humming to herself. Mark reached out to touch her, but again was prevented by a physical force. "I just..." Mark stammered, watching Y/N leave the room, "I just wish she'd realise what's happened. I wish she'd notice his trick, so she can get away." He sighed, sitting down on the pale ground and placing his head in his hands. They were beginning to turn translucent too. "I wish she could notice me." He heard a breathy sigh directly behind him. "Oh, senpai." The hot water of the shower was almost scalding, but felt good on your aching muscles. These last few days with Dark were something of a blur. He was certainly attentive, but needy and didn't always know his own strength. You constantly felt a little warn out, a little drained. It was like working out in the gym longer than you usually would, but doing so every day. It was a good ache, but an ache none the less. Steam filled the room as you showered. Dark liked it when you were freshly showered, your skin flushed with the heat of the water, and you were happy to oblige. "I don't know which deep, depraved recess of your mind this one popped out of, but it's kind of cute," the pink moustache said, hovering around the new figment as though inspecting it. "Tee hee," said the newcomer. Like Google their appearance was faintly familiar, much like Mark himself, though this one was barely more than a series of outlines and shading, and appeared to be wearing a Japanese school girl uniform.

“Who are you?” Mark wondered. "Yandere," said the newcomer in a voice that tried far too hard to be soft and high before suddenly switching to a derp, harsh tone, "we must make senpai notice us!" "Ah yes," said Wilford, the moustache oscillating from side to side excitedly, hovering over Mark's shoulder, "and how are we going to do that?" "With an extremely low chance of success," Google replied. "Oooh, I could maybe summon a demon? I've sort of done it before..." Yandere said, his eyes wide, chewing on a fingernail nervously. "An excellent suggestion!" Wilford exclaimed. "Uh, can we not?" Mark interjected. While he had to admit the situation was dire, with his own self fragmenting into multiple pieces and weakening by the moment while Dark was still on the loose, some remaining shred of horror game survival instinct suggested that demon summoning might just be the one way to make everything worse. "Are there any other ideas?" He said, looking at his fragments in turn. "Um, there's maybe one thing we could do," said Yandere, the outline of his eyes smouldering red. Finishing your shower, you wrapped a towel around your body as you stepped out into the foggy air. Mist coated the mirror, and you froze when you saw it. "Dark!" You screamed in a panic, clutching the towel tightly around you. Mere moments passed before Dark barged in to be by your side. You hadn't torn your gaze from the mirror. "What's going on?" You whispered, leaning into him for support. He wrapped one arm protectively around your shoulders, also staring at the mist on the mirror. "I don't know," he confessed, anger simmering in his voice. On the bathroom mirror words had been traced in the mist, though you were certain nobody had been in the bathroom with you.

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