#*THOTS

[baekhyunsbestie]

saw a twt awhile back where someone said 'im gonna start putting 'bestie' in front of my friends' names like we're nuns' and i think ima start doing that to u guys lmfao

[lazywonderlvnd]

this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day

[fang-wife]

wow what a pretty boy...he would look beautiful writhing in pain and crying in agony

[rafesveryrealgf]

thinking about how i just knooooww rafe doesn’t give a single fuck if people can hear you two banging in his room. it’s the evening and sarah and the pogues all just got back inside from swimming. they’re hot and tired and decide to hang in the living room until they’re cooled off. meanwhile you’re upstairs in rafe’s room, in missionary with your leg thrown over his shoulder and he’s going crazyyy. you actually have respect for the people downstairs so you’re trying to stay quiet (and failing) but honestly, the headboard hitting the wall continuously is proof enough that you’re fucking. rafe is just so uncaring and selfish about it tho. he’s going so hard you’re almost convinced he likes that other people can hear you. sarah is fed up with it (obviously not her first time hearing you guys) so she goes to knock on rafes door. he ignores the first couple of knocks, still thrusting inside of you because he’s determined to make you come. but you can’t even orgasm now knowing there’s people listening. you tell rafe that. rafe can’t have that. so he stops fucking you, throws on some boxers and open his door to find a very annoyed sarah standing there. “everyone can hear you two, you know?” she eventually says and rafe is standing there like…tell me something i don’t already know? your face is hot from embarrassment. rafe finally just says “ok..?” to her. like, now what? and sarah just rolls her eyes and scoffs, eventually stomping away out of defeat. rafe shuts his door and removes his boxers once again. he gets back on the bed and lines himself up with your entrance again. “we have to be quiet, rafe.” you tell him. and he just gives you that cocky little smirk in return. “no, you have to be quiet.” is all he says while sliding his tip between your slit.

soon he’s thrusting into you again like he’d never stopped and like before, you’re trying to suppress your moans and failing miserably

[willofred]

literally the funniest part abt the perfect court is the height dynamic cause u would think between Jean, Kevin, and Neil that it’s Neil and his scary dogs but it is Neil, the scary dog, and his two trauma bonded ride alongs

[ghostgor3]

I was ghostgoree. Help me find my mutuals?

I’m Steph, Queer, Goth, confirmed ghost story and horror film addict.

I'm non binary. I use all pronouns but prefer people that don't know me to use they/them.

Tips are appreciated ✨

Poly, partnered and perfectly loved.

Owner of my pisces dream ��

Pretty liberal with blocking, put your age in your bioooo. Minors, racists, homophobes DNI.

[lipstickontheglass1985]

college student wrapped:

you skipped 40 lectures!

you spent 12 weekends alone in your room!

you handed in 7 assignments overdue! your most delayed assignment took you 2 weeks after the deadline!

you missed your bus 42 times!

you've consumed a total of 100000 mg of caffeine!

your most common sunday evening moods were: scared, desperate and depressed!

on average, you considered dropping out 1,5 times a week!

[nowritingonthewall]

Thank you, Elvira 🥰

[misha-69innit]

fuck him on the floor until he gets rug burns on his forehead and chin much like Jensen Ackles while filming CW's Supernatural season 8

[icecreambeach]

something about the way watson is immediately intrigued by holmes's character ("the proper study of man is mankind,") immediately begins studying the man like an anthropologist, has a natural inclination to help people, and continues to write and think about Who Holmes Is in addition to chronicling his actual work makes me think that, if the field had existed, he'd have been a psychologist.

something about being a doctor and then transitioning into the exact type of writer he becomes, his concern for holmes, his preoccupation with the unknown/darker aspects of human nature/taboo subjects not often addressed, his innate compassion... lad was writing letters to Freud fr (don't do it watson)

[fang-wife]

me and the grown man who whimpers when i call him a good boy

[rafesveryrealgf]

fwb!rafe and reader, she’s ready to leave his bed in the morning but he just keeps her enclosed cs he doesn’t want her to leave just yet 😩

“wait, lemme just rub on you for a little more.” 😖😖😖

rafe who doesn’t wanna admit he’s lowkey whipped for you 😭 it’s early early morning and this is the first time you’ve stayed the night at his house and honestly you hadn’t even meant to fall asleep for that long. you’re rolling out of his bed and getting up to find your clothes that had been discarded the night before. all the walking around looking for your clothes makes rafe stir and you’d really like to be gone before he wakes up. but it’s kind of too late and he’s already rubbing the sleep from his eyes and asking you where you’re going. you’ve got your t-shirt and panties on now and you’re still looking for your shorts when you reply “home.” and he’s quickly (almost too quickly) sitting up and telling you “c’mon, just stay a little longer. then i’ll take you home.” and you refuse, telling him you’d rather leave before his family wakes up. to which he only replies “i’ll make sure you’re gone before anyone wakes up.” and although you know it’s a terrible idea for so many reasons you’re still removing your shirt and getting back under the covers with a naked rafe. and when thirty minutes go by and rafe has fallen asleep again, one of his arms now thrown over your stomach to ensure you wouldn’t leave while he was sleeping you’re still trying to roll out of the bed without waking rafe and failing terribly because he wakes up, says nothing just pulling you tighter towards his chest

[willofred]

please it would be so funny if Jeremy’s secret is that he murdered someone. and is having so much angst abt telling Jean over it. Jean who grew up in a torture sports cult, who was sold to the MAFIA, who is best friends with the guy who’s in a homo situationship with TWO murderers one of which is the son of a SERIAL KILLER. his other best friend is also a murderer who grew up in a gang. like Jean would not give a fuck. honestly would probably make Jeremy more relatable to him.

[tastehersole]

Big Ghetto Booty 🍆💦😈

[dig33]

Well behaved.