#***the royal chamber is a comfy cottage with wifi and weighted blankets.
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the feminine urge to be in a constant deep curse-induced slumber* and only awaken every full moon to perform my evil rituals** and then return to my royal chamber***
#reblogs#funny#*preferably the curse is induced by a very pretty magical lady#**the rituals include things like drinking milkshakes and hot cocoa and iced tea#**and also writing and drawing#**and also-also looking at birds and playing with cats#***the royal chamber is a comfy cottage with wifi and weighted blankets.
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