#*+:｡.｡★Xyra | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

hazbinswappedau · 7 months ago

Text

Chapter One

✩░▒▓▆▅▃▂▁𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 ▁▂▃▅▆▓▒░✩

*+:｡.｡Hazbin Hotel Swap Au｡.｡:+*

˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊

╭─〔❨✧✧❩〕─╮

Would you like to continue?

"Charlie! I know.. I havent spent time with you- but please.. Y-your all I have left!" Lucifer stammered, reaching for Charlie as she stepped through the portal. Before it closed up, Charlie looked over her shoulder to laugh at her father- no. Lucifer. "Your pathetic, honestly. I should be ashamed to call you my father. Sinners cant be redeemed, Lucifer." It pierced his heart like a knife. She spat out the words condescendingly, before continuing with, "Mom was right about you." Walking away, Lucifer watched as his own daughter left him like he was nothing. His own that he raised, the one he loved so dearly, the one he spent, and gave his life for.. Just to leave him. Lucifer felt his heart shatter into a million pieces, as his hands grabbed at the floor, the one where Charlie once stood. How he wished he never gave her that opportunity to meet with heaven, how he wished they never gave her the offer to stay in heaven. Lucifer broke out in sobs, clutching his heart as he fell to the ground. It hurt. He had nothing left. Noth-

"Luci? Where the fuck- what the hell are you doing now?" A cracked voice interrupt Lucifers trip down memory lane. Adam, former angel, now fallen angel muttered as he walked into Lucifers room. Yesterday was the extermination, and Lucifer gets reminded of Charlie everytime, the nightmare never ending and repeating like a mantra.. "Uhm, nothing. Im fine. Hows the hotel going?" Lucifer asked, remembering how he found Adam all bloody and scarred after an extermination. Lucifer had no clue what led Adam to fall.. And Adam would never say, but he's glad at least one person approves of his dreams that were crushed one too many times.

Lucifer never knew why Adam chose to support his dreams, but ever since Adam fell from heaven he was acting... Strange? Adam was still injured with his wings cut off and a broken arm. He wore a red suit which was all he could find at the moment to wear, in contrast to Charlie who mostly wore the color blue most of the time despite being in hell, she made it work.

"Oh. The hotel. Well... I guess they still need a little getting used to seeing more of me." Adam answered Lucifer while glancing around his room. The very room Charlie had spoke her final and harsh good-bye to Lucifer.

"It could be worse." Lucifer chuckled.

"You know Vox? Yeah the tall creepy radio demon guy?"

"What of him?"

"He visited the hotel a few hours ago."

"WHAT." Lucifer said in surprise, his voice raising.

"Yeah...." Adam nervously chuckled.

Adam fidgeted around a little before speaking once again.

"He... He... Asked to help me manage the hotel... And I y'know accepted his offer."

Lucifer was speechless. THE Radio demon was interested in the hotel? It seemed so unbelievable that he almost didn't believe Adam.

Lucifer took in a deep breath, his eyes clenched shut before he suddenly yelled out, "Why would you trust the radio demon?! Let alone a random sinner known for causing havoc!" Pacing around the room, his hands in his hair as he tugged on it in frustration. Adam scratched the back of his neck awkwardly, and gulped. "I mean, I never knew. Sorry dickbuddy."

Lucifer suddenly paused in his frantic panicking and stared at him with wide eyes. "Did you just call me- Nevermind.." He sighed, flopping down onto his bed face first and let out an exasperated groan. How could Adam be so naive to accept the RADIO DEMONS OFFER? When Adam least expects it, the sinner would probably turn against him! Lucifer starts breathing in a pattern, trying to calm himself as he straightens his clothes. Adam walked over to Lucifer, patting his back with a smile. "Cheer up dickbuddy! Come on, isnt this shit all about redemption? Give that fucker a chance!" Adam exclaimed, before taking an infuriatingly long sip of his drink that he was holding. Sighing, Lucifer sat up and rubbed his eyes as he gently shoved Adam aside. "Lets just get to business. This place looks shitty enough.."

As Lucifer walked into the Lobby, he was surprised to see Vox, the radio demon pop up right infront of him.

"Oh golly, is that the king of hell I see?" Vox tapped Lucifers head with his microphone, cackling very loudly. "And if it isnt it his majesty himself! Trying to fix his own mistakes, what a hilarious sight to see!"

Lucifer only rolled his eyes, glaring at the freakishly tall demon in front of him. "Your criticism isn't needed right now, demon. What do you want?"

"And your suspecting I want something? What do you take me for? Oh no dear, I'm just a business man helping out a poor angel in need.. Or should I say, fallens?" Vox started walking around the hotel, observing its fine details before suddenly fixing some small trinkets here and there, putting them to his taste. Lucifer, watching Vox do this, was obviously not pleased.

He stormed over to vox and pushed him. "Dont touch my rubber ducks, asshole." Lucifer hissed, putting the trinkets back to their original spot. Adam was watching the whole ordeal, feeling uncomfortable in this situation. After a bit of contemplating, Adam decided to step in and break them apart. "Anyway, sooo Vox.. Robo dick, yeah? Your tryna help me and Dickbuddy or somethin' right? So, whats your plan?" Adam said, laughing and elbowing Vox as he said 'Robo dick'. Vox narrowed his eyes at Adam and moved away, but still kept his professional composure.

"...Please do refrain from talking about my genitals when we are discussing business. Nonetheless, yes! I do have a plan!" As Vox said this, he snapped his fingers and the tension in the air seems to grow more mysterious.. Suddenly, an extremely tall moth appeared, holding a sex toy. Vox rolled his eyes, smacking the object out of the moths hand as he spoke. "Meet Valentino! He'll be taking over the convenience store!"

"Convenience store? We dont even ha-" Vox shushed Lucifer by putting a finger to his lips, and with a flick of his wrist, a tiny shop appeared inside of the hotel. It wasnt anything big, just sold some candy.. Snacks.. Drinks.. Condoms- Which is completely irrelevant. Lucifer was surely a wee bit amazed but didnt admit it, as he didnt want to feed Vox's already big enough ego. Of course Lucifer knew about demons like him! Greedy and selfish, only caring about themselves and their rise to fame.. He just wondered how Adam thinks this piece of trash is able to be redeemed. Sure, he loves the idea of redeeming sinners but him?! The radio demon?!

"Holy shit, robo dic- I mean Vox! That was fucking sick!" Adam praised, clapping his hands. Adam had a gleam of excitement, and he thought maybe, just maybe after accepting Vox's offer.. Everything will be working out! Which.. may be the case, or the exact opposite, and everything may start going down hill from here. But things couldn't get possibly worse... Right?

"I know, I am quite impressive.. Dare I say, even more impressive than his majesty?"

"Quit taunting me." Lucifer sighed and sat down on a nearby chair, crossing his legs. Hes already sick of the robotic demon.

Vox chuckled at the irritated Lucifer. To Vox, everything was all fun and games and he rarely took anything seriously. After scanning and examining the room once again, he noticed the dusty books that were sitting on the shelf. he swiped his finger on the dust of the shelf and with a disgusted face and wiped it on his shirt. "Ew, well looks like this hotel is in need of... A little cleaning session." He sighed.

With another snap of his fingers a girl with pigtails that almost reached the floor appeared. "Vox? What is it now?" The lady asked in an annoyed tone of voice, obviously and very clearly not wanting to be here. "Now now, don't speak to me like that." Vox replied giving the girl a warning glare. The girl groaned, looking around the room with distaste. Eyeing the entire place up and down, the girl walked around the lobby, beginning to judge every detail she doesnt approve of. "What is this? The 1900's? This hotel needs an honest big glow up." The lady trotted forward with strides and confidence as she started with her work, she went from rearranging things to ripping down the wallpaper, which left Adam and Lucifer absolutely flabbergasted.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING???" Adam yelled, leaning down to be face to face with Vox. Vox may be tall, but Adams taller. "Meet Velvette! She can be the hotel cleaner and renovator!" Vox said, almost ignoring the protests that Adam was yelling out to him. Before any further arguements could be made, the door slammed open to reveal the hotels very first guest, Molly.

You've reached the end of this chapter. Thanks for reading

*+:｡.｡★ written by mods Xyra and Shello

35 notes · View notes

hazbinswappedau · 7 months ago

Text

CHAPTER TWO

✩░▒▓▆▅▃▂▁𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥▁▂▃▅▆▓▒░✩

*+:｡.｡Hazbin Hotel Swap Au｡.｡:+*

˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙

Memory 1, loading..

"Charlie! Come, come to me my little duckling!" Lucifer smiled, watching his little girl take her first steps towards him. Lucifer practically beamed, cheering her on as she finally made it to him.

Charlie was holding onto Lucifers arm, giggling in childish joy as she hugged him. Lucifer's eyes sparkled with adoration, wondering to himself how he was so lucky to be blessed with a daughter like her. What did he do to deserve her?

Would you like to continue?

Yes No

Memory 1.

"Charlie! Come, come to me my little duckling!" Lucifer smiled, watching his little girl take her first steps towards him. Lucifer practically beamed, cheering her on as she finally made it to him.

"Pa!" Charlie said, grabbing a teddy bear and putting it into Lucifers arms, making him chuckle as he put his forehead against hers.

"Pa is proud of you sweetheart. Very proud." Lucifer cooed, stroking her hair as he picked her up, lifting her into the air and pretending that she was a fairy.

Charlie gasped and squealed with happiness, listening to Lucifer make wind noises. She had the biggest smile on her face that made Lucifers heart explode with love. She was just too cute!

They just kept bonding, playing until Lilith walked in.

Memory end.

Lucifer was thinking about his family again as Adam and Vox argued. But then Molly appeared, snapping him out of it. Flipping her hair back, she walked into the hotel. Molly, the first and original resident, had just finished shooting an adult film and returned from the studio.

Letting out an exhausted sigh, she crashed into the couch, slicking back her untidy, messy hair while she took a long drag of her cigarette. Finishing the cig, Molly tossed it onto the floor carelessly, grinding it into the ground with the heel of her shoe, groaning. Molly had a long day, that was very clear...

Lucifer went up to her, patting her shoulder as he stared at her, concern etched onto his face. He wasn’t ever close to Molly, sure, but he cares about his residents no matter what. That’s what the hotel is for, after all. "Hey there. Had another long shoot, huh?" He said, gently smiling at her.

Molly only looked to the side, responding with: "Yeah.. no biggie though! It ain't like this is some shit I cant fuckin' handle anyw— Wait a sec. Oh my, you didn't tell me you invited some flings of yours over!" Molly suddenly got up, a smirk making its way onto her face as she walked towards Vox.

Vox looked at her with disdain and backed away with every step Molly took. Molly only giggled, covering her mouth as she does so. "Awh, and who are you sweetheart?" Molly purred, trailing a finger down Vox's chest.

Almost instantly, she got teleported 10 feet away, with a spiteful Vox scowling at her.

"Molly! Look, your stupid, but not that stupid. Come on! That’s the literal radio demon!" Lucifer exclaimed, gesturing to Vox with a hand.

"Never heard of him." Molly mumbled, grabbing a popsicle from the minifridge.

Lucifer facepalmed and turned to look at Velvette, who was busy ripping the wallpaper and redecorating the entire hotel. Obviously, Lucifer didn’t appreciate that at all and stormed towards her. Grabbing her by the shoulders, he stopped her from her continuous destruction.

"Stop destroying our hotel! I get its not your style but you dont just walk in here and-"

Velvette harshly kicked him away and snickered, crossing her arms as she looked at him rebelliously. "Oh please love, this place looks worse than a dumpster fire! You, Luci, in desperate needs of an update." Velvette grinned, ignoring the fact he’s glaring at her with a disapproving look.

Lucifer was basically running around back and fourth to scold the Vees.. He is not pleased with what they are doing. At all.

Lucifer pointed at Vox, jabbing his finger into his chest, "Sorry, Vox," Lucifer sarcastically said, practically hissing at him with hate and contempt, "But your servants are ruining my hotel! What in the world are you doing?!"

"Business! Adam accepted my plan, and... well, I’m helping your miserable hotel attract sinners!" Vox stated ever so egotistically, leaning closer to spit those words at him with derision.

Lucifer’s eye twitched ever so slightly and he turned his back on Vox, contemplating what to say without being mean. I mean, who dares to treat him like this? He’s the king of hell! How dare Vox treat him with mockery and lack of respect? Vox should know, Lucifer could snap his fingers and he'd disappear! Hes the ref!

"I... I’m the king of hell, you shithead! And you shouldn’t disrespect m-"

Vox interrupts, humming loudly as if to tell Lucifer he doesnt give two shits. Vox honestly just finds his attempts to gain control of the situation hilarious.

'Stop interrupting me, you tacky piece of-"

"Anyway! Valentino, how about you get to work instead of decorating your shitty shop with dildos!" Vox cheerfully said. Though, everyone could hear his patience wearing thin. Vox's voice got more static-y, more louder and more well, annoyed.

Valentino immediately dropped the dildo he was holding and instead, started organizing his shop. Vox was terrifying when he was pissed off, and Valentino did not want to get killed at the moment. How would he live without his vibrators?! He sniffled, tearing up as he gave the dildo on the floor one last kiss.

Vox's strained expression turned calm and he sat down, watching Velvette demolish the entire hotel and replace it to the Vee's liking. In all honesty, Vox had no intentions of changing the hotel at first, but then immediately realized how fun it would be to rile up the literal king of hell. And guess what? It was absolutely worth it.

Lucifer knew Vox. Lucifer knows its on purpose, and he despises Vox for it. Unfortunately, Adam with his kind, blessed heart wanted to give every sinner a shot. Even the ones who believed the hotel was a laughing stock, even the ones who ridiculed them. It was exasperating to see, naive little Adam get fooled so easily. Like a mouse walking into a mouse trap..

"Uh, so whats the shortie doin'? Why is she fuckin up our hotel?" Molly pointed to Velvette, who was busy still wrecking the hotel.

Obviously, Velvette ignored her as she was too focused on designing the hotel to her taste.

"Oh my god, you pigtailed lady. Could you stop?!" Lucifer yelled, which led to Velvette shouting back that quickly developed into a heated argument.

Molly sighed and shook her head, walking away from the scene. She was too worn out to deal with the newbies. Tossing her coat onto the couch, Molly removed her hair ties from her hair, throwing them onto the ground and went back to her room.

She definitely left a mess, a mess Velvette immediately noticed and started cleaning up. Velvette was sure to cuss out Molly for being so untidy!

~~~~~

Molly tumbled into her room, collasping onto her bed as she closed her eyes. When will her boss let her rest, she thinks as she screams into her pillow, the cushion doing a fantastic job at muffling her frustrated screams as she slams her fist against the bed. Why is her boss like this? How could she have believed her boss's tricks and sold her soul?! Why could she never catch a break?!

Meow

Molly suddenly stopped in her state of anger and turned to look at Keekee, her pet cat. The little kitty walked over to Molly, her tail swaying in excitement. Keekee seemed happy to see Molly! Jumping onto Molly, she started rubbing her face against her arm, purring and meowing at her.

Molly's heart immediately melted and she scoops Keekee into her arms. Nuzzling her, she gently petted Keekee between her ears and smiled.

"Oh Kee, you never know how much ya make my day."

Molly smiled gently, holding Keekee up before bringing her close and nuzzling her nose. Bringing Keekee down onto her chest, Molly pat her head again and held her close.

Maybe Molly's dead life was horrible, but with Keekee by her side? Ehh, maybe not so much...

She just hopes she'll survive this mess, surviving this alongside Keekee. She cant afford to loose Keekee..

~~~~~

Adam watched them bicker nonstop, sighing and walking off to find Lute.

Lute, his bestfriend that fell with him for defending the same thing, always supported him and helped him with all his plans. Adam was extremely thankful he found someone like her. All these thoughts led Adam to get all giddy, smiling ear to ear as he entered her room.

Despite Lute being cold and brutal, she never acted out of line towards Adam. After all, she runs the hotel with him and is his assistant. She was very calm and collected when around Adam.

As Adam entered the room, he noticed Lute was sharpening her swords. She knew he was trying to sneak up on her, so she turned around immediately.

"Nice try sir." She said, her tone indifferent as she lightly tapped his head with her sword.

Adam groaned and pouted, sitting on her bed with a disappointed look. "Your no fun dangertits. And fuckin' watch it! You'll chop my head in half."

"Sometimes I wish I could."

"Fuck you!"

"Oh, and have I informed you that we have a meeting with heaven tomorrow? Well.. you do, actually."

Suddenly the tension in the air got thicker, and Adam seemed baffled by what Lute said. Replaying what Lute said in his head a million times, he finally registered what she said and screamed:

"What?!"

End

Written by mod Shello

18 notes · View notes