#* headcanon. betrayal is a cancer. let it eat your soul. not mine.
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one of the things about maya not existing on this blog (she was so pointless jfc) is that sometimes i feel like it would be much harder for vaughn/someone to try and blackmail him. aurora (@northliights) would obviously be taking the place of maya and she knows he's a terrible idiot and john would be like lol good luck she scares even me to anyone who threatened her .. BUT!!... at the same time ... does he know aurora can take care of herself? of course. the thing is, though, that he doesnt want her to have to. the idea that she could be in serious trouble depending on who is blackmailing/going after him would drive him insane. she'd have to get him some good benzos.
all of this to say he's a pile of trash that even a rabid raccoon or an EPM infectedopossum wouldnt sleep in, but god help those who try and harm his woman.
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demeanor and mannerism guide. ˎˊ˗
eyes.
avoids eye contact when nervous, maintains eye contact when nervous. | avoids eye contact due to being neurodivergent, enjoys eye contact as a means to read and convey emotion. | looks down when emotional, looks up when emotional. | cries openly, wipes tears quickly, suppresses tears. | wandering gaze when lost in thought, holds gaze while thinking. | seeks out eye contact for reassurance, seeks out eye contact to gauge enthusiasm during conversations, eyes move constantly during conversation. | expressive eyes, emotions only evident through eyes, uses eye contact to intimidate. | looks up while thinking, looks down while thinking.
hands.
clasps behind back, rests in lap, fidgets with clothes. | twiddles thumbs, chews at nails/skin, pushes back cuticles, draws patterns on table/counter surfaces. | animated gestures while speaking, only gestures to emphasize, utilizes sign language, speaks only through sign. | callouses, scars, smooth, wrinkled, worn, soft, delicate, boney, slender, thick, veiny. | touches others while speaking, reaches out while laughing, reaches out to comfort others, reaches out to seek comfort. | places face in hands when exasperated, places face in hands when exhausted, places palms over eyes to hide when overwhelmed, rests chin in hands. | taps fingers when impatient, taps fingers when nervous, taps fingers while thinking. | scratches scalp, strokes chin, rubs back of head, toys with objects around them, runs fingers over surfaces while walking by.
mouth.
chews lip, chews at inside of cheek, licks lips, bites tongue, chews on straws. | resting frown, resting smile, neutral resting expression, resting pout. | grinds teeth, flexes jaw. | covers mouth when laughing, covers mouth when shocked, covers mouth when concerned, hands to lips while thinking, covers mouth when chewing, chews with mouth closed, chews with mouth open. | smirks, grins, subtle smile, wide smiles, sad smiles, intimidating smiles, menacing grins . | openly smiles, tries to suppress smiles, bares teeth when angry, lips quiver when emotional. | stutters, speaks quickly, speaks slowly, good pronunciation, poor pronunciation, moderate pronunciation. | purses lips, sucks in lips, holds mouth open when shocked or confused.
legs.
bounces leg when nervous. | draws knees to chest when sitting, draws knees to chest as a means of comfort, sits on knees, sits with legs crisscrossed, sits with legs spread open in chairs, crosses legs when sitting in chairs, sits with one leg folded under the other. | places feet on furniture, never places feet on furniture, sits on counters, sits on desks, sits on tables, sits on edge of seat, sits hunched over with forearms on knees, arches one knee up, sits on the arm of chairs/couches, feet on dashboard, swings legs back and forth when sitting somewhere elevated. | wiggles toes when nervous, wiggles toes as a general tick. | shuffles feet, kicks foot into ground, stomps feet. | loud footsteps, quiet footsteps, silent footsteps.
hair.
runs fingers through hair, tugs at hair, picks at scalp, chews on hair, twists locks of hair while thinking or nervous, smooths out locks of hair while thinking or nervous. | prefers hair out of face, prefers long hair, prefers short hair. | wears hair back, keeps hair down, smooths back hair. | plays with other’s hair while talking, plays with own hair while talking, strokes hair to comfort others, likes having hair stroked for their own comfort, braids others’ hair while talking, braids own hair while talking. | flips hair out of face, pushes hair out of face, leaves hair alone even when falling into face.
tagging; you, steal this and tag me so i can see it
#i stole this from aurora bc it was too good#* headcanon. betrayal is a cancer. let it eat your soul. not mine.
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𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐓𝐒 .
𝐢. 𝐒𝐔𝐍 . egotistical . melted wax wings and fingers . stretching sunburnt skin . the most generous soul . blood in the fruit . halos . anger on fire . high vitality . thunderous laughter . is pride really a sin ?. halogenic aura .
𝐢𝐢. 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐘 . expansion of the mind . silver - tongued . an everlasting wanderer . polyglot . high dexterity . handwritten letters . innately critical . en vogue . eyes in the trees . hidden libraries . there's always room for improvement .
𝐢𝐢𝐢. 𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐔𝐒 . in love with strangers . iridescent waters . love potions for your mirror . selfless devotion . shattering crystal . seafoam upon sand . the golden ratio . drowning in your own passion . material value and high principles . luring . plush lips .
𝐢𝐯. 𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐇 . fresh springs . tree hugger . we can start again tomorrow . a blazing rainforest . respects survival of the fittest . nature’s adversity . lazy bones . constantly evolving . flowers sprouting from wounds . a granite altar . fossilized remains .
𝐯. 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍 . illusory . silver shimmer off the ocean . secrets and gossip . cycles of reincarnation . a crybaby . physically ethereal . shared glances with a stranger . cat eyes . mistrusting their intuition . fear is a prison . ornate magic wands .
𝐯𝐢. 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐒 . healthy competition . attraction and repulsion . magma and rubies . a blade being forged . wrath , wrath , wrath . malefic . intense eye contact . cannon fodder and fireworks . blood floods . copper taste on your tongue .
𝐯𝐢𝐢. 𝐉𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑 . red robes and a suit of armor . beacon of stability . leader by birth . thunderbolts and lightning . guilty but can’t stop . secret rich kid . golden touch , golden tears . innate optimist . failure isn’t an option . constantly reaching for more . unfinished symphonies .
𝐯𝐢𝐢𝐢. 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 . traditional . overbearing energy . a sculptor of reality . this existence is a karmic one . has a heart ; it’s just way down deep . law , order and justice . avoid all necessary risk . the sound of shackles clanging . sisyphus’ struggle . grappling with the reality of time . self - governing .
𝐢𝐱. 𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐔𝐒 . psychedelic funk music . overflowing cups . a rebellion with skin . looking good in photo id . oblivious but caring . middle fingers in the air . double rainbows . icy diamond exterior . holographic . afraid of their own mediocrity . pearlescent smoke .
𝐱. 𝐍𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄 . an elegy for the lost . dissolving boundaries . white horses . the burden of mystical conditions . deceptive . escapism is their reality . a polarizing entity . artist’s soul . paranoia . searching for the unseen . a siren’s swan song .
𝐱𝐢. 𝐏𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐎 . angel statues over graves . power . the cycle of necrosis . transformative . unfathomable depths . an ivory tower toppling over . screaming at the sky . violets and irises . eclipsed darkness . speaks with their shadow . sex , death , rebirth .
𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 : @goldenngore
𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 : @twistedwit / @northliights , @northsrose , @langdhon , @ravenskeeper , @wornkindness , @trickstercaptain , @shadowcovcn , @offenseonly + literally anyone else. tag me ! i wanna see!
#* headcanon. betrayal is a cancer. let it eat your soul. not mine.#this one was tough lmao. idk why
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Lucas believes that nudity is not inherently sexual. He’s perfectly fine being naked in front of someone if the situation calls for it and he would absolutely be like bro wtf to anyone who took it as something else. While being tortured naked during his time in Russia obviously strengthened the divide between nudity and sexual nudity in his mind … it existed long before.
#the words … they are not quite wording you know#* headcanon. betrayal is a cancer. let it eat your soul. not mine.
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a study of your character’s body language.
rules: bold what applies, italicize what applies only in certain scenarios. please respost, don’t reblog !
defensiveness: arms crossed on chest, crossing legs, fist-like gestures, pointing index finger, karate chops, stiffening of shoulders, tense posture, curling of lip, baring of teeth.
reflective: hand-to-face gestures, head tilted, stroking chin, peering over glasses, taking glasses off and cleaning them, putting earpiece of glasses in mouth, pipe smoker gestures, putting hand to bridge of nose, pursed lips, knitted brows.
suspicion: arms crossed, sideways glance, touching or rubbing nose, rubbing eyes, hands resting on weapon, brows raising, lips pressing into a thin line, strict and unwavering eye contact, wrinkling of nose.
confidence: hands behind back, hands on lapels of coat, steepled hands, baring teeth in a grin, rolling shoulders, tipping head back but maintaining eye contact, chest puffed up, shoulders back, arms folded just above navel, wide eyes, standing akimbo.
insecurity and anxiety: chewing pen or pencil, rubbing thumb over opposite thumb, biting fingernails, hands in pockets, elbow bent, closed gestures, clearing throat, “ whew ” sound, picking or pinching flesh, fidgeting in chair, hand covering mouth whilst speaking, poor eye contact, tugging at pants whilst seated, jingling money in pockets, tugging at ear, perspiring hands, playing with hair, swaying, playing with pointer, marker or cane, smacking lips, sighing, rocking on balls of feet, flexing or cracking fingers sporadically.
frustration: short breaths, “ tsk ” sounds, tightly-clenched hands, fist-like gestures, pointing index finger, rubbing hand through hair, rubbing back of neck, snarling, revealing teeth, grimacing, sharp-eyed glowers with notable tension in brow, shoulders back and head up - defensive posturing, clenching of jaw, grinding teeth, nostrils flaring, heavy exhales.
tagged by: @marblecarved !! (thank you mona!!) tagging: @twistedwit, @northliights, @langdhon, @sinfyre, @ravenskeeper, @munsontm, @melnchly , @immobiliter (pick! villanelle or aimee maybe??) + anyone who wants to!
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EYES: blue | green | brown | hazel | gray | gray-blue | other
HAIR: blond | sandy | brown | black | auburn | ginger | grey / white | multi-color | other
BODY TYPE: skinny | slender | slim | built | curvy | athletic | average | muscular | pudgy | overweight
SKIN: pale | light | fair | freckled | tan | olive | medium | dark | discolored
GENDER: male | female | trans | cis | agender | demigender | genderfluid | other | doesn’t like labels | don’t have any definite headcanon either way
SEXUALITY: heterosexual | homosexual | bisexual | pansexual | asexual | demisexual | other | unsure | doesn’t like labels
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: homoromantic | heteroromantic | biromantic | panromantic | aromantic | demiromantic | unsure | doesn’t like labels
EDUCATION: high school | college | university | master’s degree | PhD | other
I’VE BEEN: in love | hurt | ill | mentally abused | bullied | physically abused | tortured | brainwashed | shot
POSITIVE TRAITS: affectionate | adventurous | athletic | brave | careful | charming | confident | creative | cunning | determined | forgiving | generous | honest | humorous | intelligent | loyal | modest | patient | selfless | polite | down-to-earth | diligent | romantic | moral | fun-loving | charismatic | calm
NEGATIVE TRAITS: aggressive | bossy | cynical | envious | shy | fearful | greedy | gullible | jealous | impatient | impulsive | cocky | reckless | insecure | irresponsible | mistrustful | paranoid | possessive | sarcastic | self-conscious | selfish | swears | unstable | clumsy | rebellious | emotional | vengeful | anxious | self-sabotaging | moody | peevish | angry | pessimistic | slacker | thin skinned | overly dramatic | argumentative
tagged by : stole it from @ichigokurosaki bc i collect headcanon things like lucas collects identities. tagging: @twistedwit @northliights @daemaryen @sinfyre @ravenskeeper @pagetorn (for sarah!) @theresastargirl @whcwashe
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R O L E P L A Y C H A R A C T E R S T A T S S H E E T
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stole it from @piraticalarchive
▍ Face claim: Richard Armitage ▍ Name: “Lucas North” (John Bateman) ▍ Age: 39 ▍ Gender: Male ▍ Nationality: British ▍ Birthday: June 14, 1983 (November 3rd, 1983) ▍ Sun Sign: Gemini (Scorpio) ▍ Residence: London, UK ▍ Marital Status: Divorced ▍ Alignment: true neutral
L I K E S
▍ Drink: non alcoholic: coffee or peppermint tea, alchoholic: he tends towards non alcoholic beers because getting drunk holds the risk of a loose tongue, but for mild drinking he prefers rum and cokes. ▍ Food: banana sandwiches, ikea meatballs ▍ Day or Night: night ▍ Snacks: raisins, jelly babies ▍ Song: The Wall by pink floyd ▍ Quote: “From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back. That is the point that must be reached.” - Franz Kafka, The Trial. ▍ Historical Character: Agent 355. Also, Bridget Driscoll. Her story (which he shares with connie) reminds him of his own fate should his truth ever be known. ▍ Pet: currently none, but he’s winning over aurora’s cat.
▍ Book: The Trial by Franz Kafka. Also, The Marriage of Heaven and Hell by William Blake and Paradise Lost by John Milton ▍ Colour: Navy blue, gray. black. Sometimes off set with a pastel color now and then. ▍ Flower(s): purple hyacinth. for reasons. as far as in his flat, etc ... catcus. ▍ Sexuality: He claims he is heterosexual in an effort to fully embrace his role and deny anything that opens him up to nostalgia for his past life, however, John Bateman had a particularly significant relationship with a man.
L O O K S
▍ Body type: He’s 6′3 in height and very lanky. He’s got the broad shoulders etc of every single one of richard’s other rules, but he never quite gets over the knobbiness that appears while imprisoned in russia. While he does gain some weight and build up muscle, he remains more sinewy in appearance. ▍ Eye colour: Grayish Blue.
▍ Hair colour: brown so dark that is almost appears black.
▍ Body reference:
Tagging: @twistedwit, @northliights, @balaryen / @sinfyre, @daemaryen / @northsrose + whoever!! steal it and tag me!
#i just love that everything he presents people with personality wise etc is a lie.#i love that.#like there's little glimpses of him that poke through. little moments.#but like !! the majority of it is all bullshit#imagine getting to know someone for like fucking 15 years and suddenly its like ... you find out you literally knew nothing about them after#*all#* headcanon. betrayal is a cancer. let it eat your soul. not mine.
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Random Headcanons pt 2
Indiana Jones and the last crusade was the last movie he saw before being caught in russia. He would absolutely watch it again if anyone ever asked him but sometimes he thinks of the theme song and gets a blend of feeling even he isn't quite sure he understands. There's dread and some small bits of a panic twinge because of the time it represents for him, but there's also a bit of grief and mourning for that man who laid in a hotel room with it playing in the background, only half watching.
at one point he's taught how to play uno by tariq and jo. they're sitting in the conference/meeting room/area/thing having a bit of silent companionship when tariq brings out a pack of the cards. It's a moment of reprieve in an otherwise stressful job and for a good half an hour the tension seems to seep out of everyone. Lucas is a bit cautious in the way he plays at the beginning but once a watching ros asks if he's afraid he's going to kill someone with cards, he sticks his neck out a bit more. Fairly soon he's relentless and his favorite thing to do is slam down a reverse or a pick up four. Some people kickbox to relieve stress, Lucas North falls to Uno. Pick up four, bitch.
in the clone verse with Guy, he picks up his tattoos both before guy's escape and during his journey with him and killian. as a clone, it's impossible to base his identity on any sort of belief or foundation that he understands. as such, his tattoos mark a journey of trying to figure out just who he is. while he's never sure that they help him understand, they do set him apart.. and when he finds himself in his clone's company, he is incredibly thankful for the marked difference.
At the age of seven John started a rock collection (more pebbles really). It's not that he had a certain fondness for them, or even had a certain type that he looked for ... their neighbor/family friend had gone on holiday and brought back little trinkets for him and his parents. His was a small rock. The tone of surprise and the emotion that flavored the adults' voices, that oh look at that john! isn't that neat? made him think something of value was there, and he started collecting ones he came across that seemed different from the rest. He quickly grew bored and didn't give two fucks about the collection as a whole, but even years down the road as Lucas North, he still finds himself pocketing the odd rock. It gets tossed aside later, but for a brief few hours he gets to walk around with the press of something that almost feels like the life he can never go back to.
He had a childhood dog that was black and white and resembled a sausage. Her name was Penny. She had been a gift to John's mother Christine from his father, Paul, for one of their wedding anniversaries. She was two years old when John was born and passed away when he was 11. It was his first experience with losing someone he loved.
While he wears a lot of dark colors such as blues and greys, his favorite color is actually a muted orange. He doesn't have many (if any) orange things around his home or in his daily life, but he has a soft spot for paintings etc that have it within them.
If he eats an ice cream cone he'll lick at it until the ice cream is level with the top edge of the cone and then he turns it on his side and starts taking bites out of the bottom and sucks the rest of the ice cream out that way. he also chews ice cream.
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Random headcanons pt 1
he found out he was being released from prison and taken back to england half an hour after midnight on a saturday, which meant it was 9:30pm back home in england. Given the fact it took a bit to clean him up, find clothes, let him say goodbye to his friends (thats sarcasm) and that the direct flight time was just shy of 4 hours, followed by a short stint in the boot of a car ... he wasn't actually returned until in the early hours of sunday morning .. but 9:30 pm on the friday before remembrance sunday every year becomes a bit of a victory holiday in his mind. he always pauses for a moment, takes a deep breath, allows himself a single minute to grieve for the man that was .. and then continues on.
his decoration taste is very eclectic. there's not a lot of individual things besides just a few personal items, but the assortment of decorations, potted plans, etc etc are hilarious and don't match a cohesive theme at all. He has a tendency to just pick up random things like "oh this looks like it goes in a flat." and he takes it home. his favorite is a duck shaped plant holder.
he once gave ros a best friend bracelet as a joke. one of those where like one bracelet has half the heart and phrasing and the other bracelet has the other half. He never expected her to wear it, it was supposed to be a haha i'm so annoying, don't you want to kill me kind of joke. She rolled her eyes and snatched it and he thought he had won but the next day she showed up on the grid wearing it and she looked down at his bare wrist and said "oh". That was it. just a single word. and she didn't talk to him for the rest of the day and when he finally cracked and apologized for hurting her feelings, she laughed and took it off. So Ros won that one.
he's very cerebral. you have to be in order to successfully manipulate every aspect of your identity and life well enough to fool the security service, and when you think of his love of blake, the few other books you can see around his flat and the fact that he plays mahjong ... there's definitely a love of logic and reasoning there. as such, he gets a kick out of sodoku. doesn't do it himself but if he's near a colleague or friend he'll glance over at the page and anytime they seem stuck he'll give them the answers...and then keep going .. until they're finally like "what? do you want to do this?? am i keeping you from your fun?"
he hates sour things so in every verse, when he gets a bit edgy and feels any sort of anxiety/panic setting in, he pops something sour in his mouth. A candy, a fruit - it makes his jaw ache and sort of slams him back into reality. he will hoard them.
one of lucas' comforts foods is a banana slice sandwich made of wheat bread. Think little round circles of bananas, just between two slices of bread, sandwich style. no peanut butter. no mayonnaise. nothing else. just the bananas. barring that, he will also take an entire banana, split it in half, and roll up each half in a tortilla. wah-la! a banana wrap
when he returns from russia, one of the things that absolutely fucking messes with his head is the sudden prevalence of social media. he remembers when you really had to hunt for information and now people are just blatantly posting it on the web like 'hey here's my life story!'. It also makes him a bit uncomfortable because he sees the threat it poses towards a man like him. All it takes is one picture on social media to reach the right people and the jig is up. He is very careful to not be involved in any way and it helps that as an mi5 agent he's meant to be keeping a low profile anyways.
His blood type is O RhD - (or, O-)
His go to breakfast food if he's actually cooking for himself or others is scrambled eggs. They're not great, but they're passable. They tend to be a bit on the runnier side because he doesn't have much patience to sit there until they're perfect. He prefers something you can just pop into a microwave when he bothers to eat breakfast at all.
#* headcanon. betrayal is a cancer. let it eat your soul. not mine.#putting them on one post instead of various headcanon memes for organizational purposes.#long post //
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lucas doesn't actually try to hang himself despite the fandom seeming to think so. a tied bedsheet thrown over a pipe would not hold him and he never actually knocked the chair out from under himself. maybe he just didn't get that far before he was stopped by oleg, you might be saying. but you can see the way he is pressing his neck against the part of the sheet that he leans into. he is trying to suffocate himself to death. so essentially, same effect .. but not the same method. and tbh, it takes some dedication to do something like that because your body kicks into survival mode no matter how 'decided' you are. you have to fight your instinct in order to stay in that position which speaks a lot about his mental state.
#suicidal ideation //#hanging //#suffocation //#ask to tag //#* headcanon. betrayal is a cancer. let it eat your soul. not mine.
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HEADCANON.
I think, when scared, Lucas wishes for both no one and anyone all at the same time. I can't word properly when it comes to trying to explain what I mean, so picture (if you will) yourself waking up in the middle of the night. There's nothing there. No shadow, no noise, no bad dream to cause it that you can remember... but you're awake, breath shallow and heart a tight and steady rhythm against your ribs. There's that feeling of the room getting smaller, you flick your gaze around and ask yourself if your bed is somehow closer to the wall than it was a few hours before. You search every corner, half sitting up and balanced with sweaty palms against the sheets, and you confirm what you already know. You're alone. No shadows, no noise, no bad dreams. You woke up knowing this, but something made you check. That overwhelming feeling that there's something there, watching, waiting .. and suddenly you can't stay in bed any longer. You get up and stumble into the kitchen, hoping to leave whatever it is behind, but as the light from the refrigerator door (that you open, hoping for a snack) spills across the shadowed flooring, you realize that the fear wasn't left behind after all. It's breathing behind you, goosebumps skittering up the back of your neck, and when you turn and face it you aren't greeted with the nothingness of before .. you're staring at your own reflection.
Accusation filled eyes, bones made of guilt, tied to muscle with aching regret - and you realize right then, your fear is the greatest fear of all. You want someone, anyone, at that very moment to stand beside you because nothing is more frightening than facing yourself - but anyone invited to join you in the war would need to know the reason of the conflict... and that's out of the question. So you're stuck, standing in the middle of your kitchen, pajamas sticking to your clammy skin - staring down the ghost of reflection until you can stumble your way back into a fitful sleep. The next day, you're greeted by the sun but as you get dressed you hear your own voice whisper that you're alone. Ever alone.
#does this capture the vibe my brain is after. does it.#* headcanon. betrayal is a cancer. let it eat your soul. not mine.
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His first kiss was a girl named penelope when he was 11. it was her birthday. when he realized what happened he apologized, explaining he had meant to kiss her twin sister because she was less weird. she cried. john was not invited back to anymore of their parties.
#fun fact: this is based on a thing that i did.#q.#* headcanon. betrayal is a cancer. let it eat your soul. not mine.
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Lucas’ actual middle name (James) is one he hates, since it led to him often being called JJ (johnathan james). The one he .. inherited.. as lucas (monroe) isn’t so bad. he largely ignores it and is thankful it’s not really an attention caller.
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john lost his virginity at the age of 16. he snuck off with some of his friends to bournemouth (which is a large city that is also in county dorset) and they flirted with some women they met outside a pub. and a particularly lonely and intoxicated one, willingly helped john uh... celebrate...his birthday.
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CRIMES
murder / manslaughter / assault / robbery / breaking & entering / theft / embezzlement / kidnapping / torture / blackmail / arson / trespassing / treason / libel or slander / obstruction of justice / lying to law enforcement / creation of a weapon / espionage / riot / escape from lawful custody / contempt of court / public intoxication / conspiracy / accessory to a crime / harboring a fugitive / bribery / perjury under oath / resisting arrest / identity theft / corporate fraud / tax fraud / document forgery / destruction of evidence / assassination / counterfeiting / sale of a controlled substance / purchase of a controlled substance / failure to pay child support / hacking crimes / threaten / pick-pocketing / shoplifting
Tagged by: I stole this from hunter before he could tag me. Tagging: literally anyone. hunter tagged a lot of people (its in his queue) but this is just so funny to me.
#my main question is if the 'harboring a fugitive' option ... counts if its himself.#lucas looking in the mirror: no your honor. i've never seen this man in my life#* headcanon. betrayal is a cancer. let it eat your soul. not mine.
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He would never admit it - to the point it’s something his partner would have to see in subtle ways like a twitch of fingers or noticing the way his pupils dilate just a little bit more …. But Lucas has a praise kink.
#dom leaning switch with a praise kink baaaaaby#* headcanon. betrayal is a cancer. let it eat your soul. not mine.
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