#* everything about our family is insane * ::HCs ; Five::

[collidingxworlds]

{ MORALITY ALIGNMENT TEST }

Abigail Hobbs - Number Five - Sam Adams

I love how all three my main muses have the same alignment...with a few differences in the order of the other fitting ones xD Abigail is just as Chaotic Evil as she is Chaotic Neutral and her third alignment is Neutral Evil, which is sort of fitting considering the she is a killer in almost all my verses. Sam and Five both have True Neutral as the second alignment, but Sam's percentages are higher (also for the Chaotic Neutral part). Second alignment is Chaotic Good for them both, which is a good one for them too, since they can be decent people, at least to the ones who are closed to them. Third alignment is Chaotic Evil for them both, and that sort of fits, because they both have morals that are lose enough to allow them to do horrible things without a second thoughts. Then, Sam has Neutral Good as fourth vs Neutral Evil for Five. It makes sense. He's older, has worked as a hired assassin, clearly takes some pleasure in killing people.

stolen from myself ! tagging: @uselessdevice (Megan) @hvbris (Deirdre) @elisethetraveller @aubainmary & whoever wants to steal it !

[tinyyoungblood]

hi!! adore your work love. could you maybe do smth where stark!reader has to get her wisdom teeth out but HATES the dentist so she brings her boyf peter and her dad w her?? and then when they get home the avengers are all waiting with like comical amounts of flowers and stuffed animals and then reader says some funny shiii and thor thinks she’s like dying lol. idk if that made sense but i’m getting my wisdom teeth out soon and i’m scared😭 thank u so so much love u babe

pairing: peter parker x stark!reader

a/n: tysm lovely :,) i rushed through this like my life depended on it, but i hope i’m not too late. either way, i hope you’re okay! it’s frightening but those bad boys gotta go because we don’t need that kind of energy in our lives. enjoy x

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

wisdom teeth? more like wisdoom

y/n has to get her wisdom teeth removed and it’s the singular most dreadful thing she’s ever had to do, which says a lot because her dad is tony richling stark

doing dreadful things she doesn’t want to do but still somehow end up doing just because she can is a personality trait at this point

no one really makes a big deal out of it since ~death~ is part of their job description, but y/n is terrified

and when a stark is terrified the only thing that will keep them one step from insanity is researching the hell out of it

that information will be info dumped into every conversation for the next few weeks leading up to the appointment

“y/n you need anything from the store?” "no thanks, did you know the side effects of getting your wisdom teeth out include ✨sudden death or blood clots✨ tho” “……..i have a coupon?”

the day of the appointment, peter comes along and literally doesn’t let go of y/n’s hand. he keeps touching her to let her know that he’s there and it’s so. adorable

he would rest his hand on her knee, gently stroke her back while holding her, or just play with her hair

happy drops them off and he’s too Cool™ for emotions but he knows y/n’s a wreck, so he just fist bumps her with a single nod and she almost breaks down bc it’s really affectionate

y/n is sitting in the dentist chair and genuinely nothing is happening yet, but she’s squeezing peter’s hand like it’s a sponge

peter might have a high pain tolerance but he’s in pain pain and he prays that his hand won’t just explode on him

the dentist notices how peter tries to keep it together and chuckles

“you okay there, son?” “yea it’s fine, had a better time when a building fell on me tho haha” “pardon?” “oh i mean i didn’t have a good time, i just had a better time”

because y/n is running Anxious Town™, the dentist gives her a sedative to help her relax 

plus, an injection of local anaesthetic to numb the tooth and surrounding area

she doesn’t feel anything and it’s GREAT

the procedure is quicker than expected and now the real fun begins

she tries to walk but she falls down so peter scoops her up bridal style and happy stays glued at her side

y/n doesn’t mind although she literally doesn’t recognise them and they’re practically strangers to her

but girly sees an opportunity and tries to flirt with peter bc why wouldn’t she

“you’re pretty” *blushes* “why thanks” “you should let your girlfriend know” “i should let her know i’m pretty?” “so you do have a gf? :(” “yea it’s you” “:)”

they stop for gas and peter goes in to get some water for y/n, and in her infinite wisdom, she decides it’s burger time

her mouth is completely numb and she’s practically leaving a trail of drool behind her, but she’d kill for a burger right now

so she wobbles around aimlessly for an hour on some random parking lot as if the ground might just magically open up like a rabbit hole and lead her to five guys

she’s going places. not back to the car. definitely not five guys. they’re closed. but places

peter finally finds her and he’s drenched from head to toe in sweat. he doEsn’T wAnt tO tALk abOut iT tho so she lets him take her to subway instead

normally, she would know that peter’s usual subway order is bread-lettuce-jalapeño

but in her drugged-up state, it had simply slipped her mind so now she’s staring at him like he’d just murdered someone right in front of her

“that- that’s your order?? no meat or anything just bread, lettuce, and a little spice?”

meanwhile at the compound, sam and steve are ordering everyone around bc they want to decorate this place before y/n gets home to surprise her

they take it very seriously too. they’ve watched like one HGTV show and said it’s our time

they finally get home and tony gives y/n a big hug, asking her what took so long

happy tells him that she was keen on getting burgers bc apparently someone has taught her that stressful times call for ~cheeseburgers~

he proceeds to look at tony with a pointed look

tony just shrugs and goes “she was a problem child. we don’t mention her dark past”

she’s swaying on the spot and keeps grinning like a fool and thor just stares at her weirdly before elbowing bruce and whispering loudly,

“what’s wrong with her? is she dying? should i start collecting leaves, i know this remedy—"

no one can tell if y/n is just happy to see the newly decorated home or if she’s just delighted to see everyone but then she goes around hugging the entire team

she doesn’t even acknowledge the sky-high pile of teddy bears and flowers everywhere bc she’s just squeezing everybody

y/n is so high, she just starts to spill all of her feelings about everyone and they’re already so overwhelmed by the hug chain they can’t take this too

“wanda i just want you to know that you’re like my big sister and you’re always taking care of me and i know you and vision are just going to make such good parents one day”

“bucky you absolute PRICK, you FIEND, you’re the best chess player ever and that’ll never change and i wouldn’t be good without you, i hate to say it but you deserve happiness even after you made me lose five times in a row yesterday”

“dad, you’re so strong and smart, even though we’re like never on the same page, you’re always along for the ride, i want to be like you when i grow up, i swear i’m gonna try to be as good to the avengers as you were to us” “aww- wait makes you think i'll be the first to die“

“nat you’re such a bitch about your protein shakes but you’re my best friend and i wouldn’t have it any other way, you can try out as many make up looks on me as you want”

“bruce, brucey, i would live with you in your lab for the rest of my days if i had to, whenever you ask me to hand you stuff i feel useful and important”

“laura’s way out of your league clint i have no idea how the fuck you got her but don’t lose her and i want to be your next child’s godmother”

“steve…we’re your family now. we’re always gonna be your family now. okay?”

“loki you’re not fooling anyone with your attitude, we all know you’re part of the family, you were just misunderstood and messed up bc of your dad–FUCK him by the way–but i realised everyone deserves as many chances as they need because of you”

“sam i would genuinely kill anyone who wronged you, even if they cut you in line at the grocery store, i would knife them no hesitation”

“thor, you poor golden retriever have been through so much, on my way here i made a wish on an eyelash for you bc you deserve better, your postcards always make my day, love you”

she mumbles something to peter that no one else can hear but he blushes and chokes back a sob

y/n orders hot soup and bucky brings it to her but before he even has time to react peter drops everything and ZOOMS across the room in .3 seconds

he barrels into bucky so hard they both go flying, but peter just smoothly rolls out of it and onto his feet like some kind of super ninja

“DUDE WHAT THE HELL” “😠 y/n is not supposed to drink hot liquids 😠”

all of this happens in mere seconds but sam has filmed it all and now slow mo clips go viral online of some mysterious kid knocking over the winter soldier

y/n’s a little in and out after that, but when she fully regains consciousness, she’s on a pile of blankets, surrounded by the team on the floor <3

* * *

let me know if this is actually comforting lmao stay hydrated pals

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[mattygraygubler]

our campus: chapter 2 (tom holland fanfic)

summary: frat!tom and reader go to the same college and y/n is tasked with being his tutor, they don’t really get along at first (because i love reader and tom hating each other trope)

warnings: none???

word count: 2.3k

a/n: bold is texts, any ***s refer to the footnote at the end of the chapter, this one is a shit ton of dialogue and texts, sorry bout it

for a list of characters click here

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“Drink some green juice, Y/N,” Isabelle said, handing you a to go cup from Jamba Juice. Isabelle never drank enough to have a bad hangover, so when you all slept in on Sunday, she went out to get hangover cures. After two nights of parties, it was insane that she was still completely fine. 

You had a queen size inflatable mattress on your floor, so the four of you were able to sleep as comfortably as possible in a not-so-large dorm room. You complained for a while at first, saying you should have just gotten an apartment, but it was too late. Next year. 

“Y’all wanna go to starbs and study?” Emily asked. Ally groaned, putting her head under her pillow. 

“No. I gotta shower and then eventually go to a theater thing.” She responded, slightly muffled. 

“I am also going to shower, and then try to do some of my justice and law readings and then I have to go tutor that Thomas kid.” “Ooooo please text updates!” “Emily, it is literally like tutoring anyone else, I really doubt he’s cute.” You responded. “Whatever,” she said with a smile. Your friends filed out and you took your time with a long shower.

When you got out, you realized it was already 2:30, and most of the day was gone. You put on some ripped black jeans and a shirt from urban outfitters, quickly did some makeup, threw on your sneakers and were out the door, headed to the library. 

“Y/N!” You heard the second you walked into the library. 

“Hi Kyle,” You said and smiled as he fell into step with you. 

“We missed you this weekend,” he said, referring to his fraternity, delta chi’s party. 

“Sorry, I was outvoted.” You said with a small smile. Kyle was a hottie, but incredibly bright. You befriended each other in a math class freshman year, he invited you to dchi parties, and you were now on the short list to be their sweetheart.*

“Well don’t get out voted next time! C’mon, if Jamie is sweetheart I’ll die, and if you don’t come to parties, we can’t elect you sweetheart.” Jamie had broken Kyle’s heart at the end of freshman year, and her, along with one other girl were also contending to be sweetheart. 

“Ugh you drive me insane.” You responded, rubbing your temples. 

“In the best way,” he said and kissed your forehead before walking to the back of the lib. 

You had reached the glass doors to the honor’s lab, basically a wing of the library where honors students studied and hung out in between classes, during meals, whenever. It had “Honors College” written across the doors in black painted letters. 

You pushed open the doors, saying hi to people as you walked towards an empty table. You took a seat facing the doors, so you could see anyone who didn’t belong. 

It was an honor system, no one would be penalized if they tried to sit in the honors lab without being apart of the honors college, but you would get a lot of incredibly nasty looks from some very smart kids. It only happened during fraternity pledge season, when frat boys were hazed and dared to do stupid shit, like have a sit-in in the honors lab.

There weren’t a ton of kids in the honors college, so you all formed sort of a little family. Everyone got along (for the most part), and helped out with difficult assignments. 

Pretty soon, you were encompassed in your law readings, not fully catching on why Fear v. Minnesota was so important. 

“So what’s a gorgeous girl like you doing in a dump like this?” You heard a british voice ask. You looked up to see a boy with brown eyes and slightly curly hair leaning on the table. Clearly attempting to put the moves on you. 

“Dump?” You asked. 

“You heard me, baby,” he said. 

“Well it is very clear that you are not a member of the honors college-”

“And you are?” He asked, a cocky smirk on his face. 

“I am, yes.” He became red. 

“I’m Y/N, I don’t care what your name is, but unless you have a reason to be here, I’d leave before Paul pummels the shit out of you.” You said. You nodded your head to the left, where Paul and two sophomores were standing, arms crossed, clearly incredibly upset that this outsider was here. 

“Wait, did you say your name was Y/N?” He said, looking back at you. 

“Yes…” 

“I’m Tom.” You looked confused. “Holland? You’re supposed to tutor me?” Your eyes widened with the realization. 

“Thomas,” you muttered. He laughed. 

“Darling, the only times I hear that are when a professor is calling on me, or a girl is yelling my name in bed.”

Ok, who the fuck was this kid? 

“I’m gonna move on from that sentence.” You said and gestured to the seat across from you. A text popped up on your phone, in the honors college junior’s group chat. 

hc* jnrs ⋛

Paul

Ok who the fuck let tom holland in here

Jessie

he’d need at least triple the amount of brain cells he has to just find the doors

You actively laughed out loud at that text and looked at jessie, who was now standing with Paul. Paul laughed as he waved to you, and Jessie just winked. 

“Something funny?” He asked as he pulled his laptop out. 

“Just a funny text. You can put that away and grab your notebooks, by the way.” You said as you texted back. 

You

gronk asked me to tutor him

what’s the big deal? you guys know him?

Lindsay

i’m sorry im home rn, did someone say tom holland? 

Paul

Y/N’s tutoring him so he came into hlab, didnt realize she was his tutor, and hit on her

Leila

LMAOOOOO

Jake

THOLLAND IN THE HLAB IM SHITTING MYSELF

Lindsay

he hit on Y/N? poor bastard doesnt know what hes in for

You

do you guys know something about this kid i dont? 

You finally looked up from your phone to see Tom sitting there, empty handed, staring at you. 

“Where’s your notebooks?” You ask. 

“Uhm, I don’t have any. I just use my laptop.” 

“Ok your homework tonight is going out and getting notebooks for all your classes.” 

“Really? You’re giving me homework?” You raised your eyebrows. 

“When I tutor kids,” he winced when you said kids, “I have some ground rules. You break a rule, I stop tutoring you. No second chances, no redos. Got it?” “Got it.” He said, holding back a smile. 

“Something funny?” “No, no, please, tell me about these rules. I must warn you, I have always been a rule breaker.” He winked and you simply rolled your eyes. 

“This isn’t a game, Holland.” You said. The smile left his face. “Rule one is you follow all the rules. Rule two, if you break a rule, we’re done, no exceptions. Rule three, if I give you homework, you do it. Rule four don’t be late. And finally, I am adding a rule five just for you.” You said, writing each rule down on a piece of paper which you handed to him. He laughed. 

“Problem?” You asked. 

“I’ve never had a woman…” 

“What? Reject you before?” He was obviously referring to rule five, which was do not hit on me ever again. 

“Listen, darling, I was just surprised is all. I didn’t expect someone so beautiful to be part of the nerd brigade.” 

“Do I need to add another rule about you not making fun of my friends?” 

“No, no, I apologize.” He said with that cocky grin still on his face. 

“Pull out your planner.” You said. 

“My what?”

“Right, you’re a brit. Pull out your diary.”

“Oh I don’t use one, sweetheart. Got this great thing up here,” he said, tapping his head. “Keeps everything sorted out.” 

“Well clearly that’s not true or you wouldn’t be missing assignments.” He shrugged. 

“I didn’t forget about them, just chose not to do them.” “So your story is that you’re choosing to fail your classes and risk expulsion?” He just shrugged again. 

You pulled out a notepad and started a list. 

Buy notebooks for every class

Download a planner (diary) app on your computer

Make a list of all assignments (including readings) due within the next week

“I’m going to need a copy of your schedule.” 

“You know, babe, usually we schedule the date after I ask you out.” 

“Look at you, five minutes in and you’ve already broken rule five.”

“You can’t honestly expect me to follow rule five when you’re this attractive.” You gave him a cold stare, and started packing up your stuff. 

“Wait, wait, Y/N, I’m sorry. I’ll try not to do it again.” You paused and raised your eyebrows dangerously at him. “Correction, I won’t do it again.”

“Good. Now I want a copy of your schedule and syllabi. What’s your schedule like tomorrow?”

“I have rehearsal until nine. After that I’m all yours.”

“I have a sorority event until nine, you can meet me here at nine fifteen.” 

“You’re in a sorority?”

“You’re surprised?” You asked. 

“Which one?”

“Delta Nu*.” 

“Seriously?”

“Yes, seriously. Why are you so surprised?” 

“That’s, like, the highest tier on campus.”

“Sororities aren’t a hierarchy, anyone who tells you different is fucking with you.” You said as you gathered your stuff. You didn’t have time for his anti-panhellenic bullshit.

“Hlab. Tomorrow. Nine. Don’t be late, and do your homework.” You said. “Oh, one more thing.” You handed him your phone, opening up a new contact. He raised his eyebrows, and you raised yours back, daring him to make a comment. He didn’t simply handed you his phone so you could enter your information. 

You walked straight out of the lib, leaving Tom in your wake. Kyle saw you leaving, gathered up his stuff and shouted “Y/N! Hey, wait up!” You paused, waiting for him to catch up. 

“Can I walk you home?” 

“You don’t have to do that, Ky.” 

“I want to. I was just about to leave anyway.” You smiled as you and Kyle left the library, headed across the quad towards the junior dorms.

It was a short walk before you reached your dorm, Kyle heading to Heart Hall directly next to your building. 

“See you tomorrow?” he asked. You smiled and waved. 

Once you were back in your room, you paused realizing you had nearly twenty missed texts. 

♡girly girls♡

Al

Y/N we need to know his last name so i can get the dirt on the right person 

Em

and Y/N i need to know RIGHT THIS SECOND if he was cute

Iz

guys shes still tutoring her, let her phone be and she’ll facetime us later and answer all your dumb questions

You replied, saying you were tired and you would meet them for lunch in the cafeteria in your building like usual. 

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Jake

How has Y/N not heard of him shes in a diff frat every weekend

Cassy

Jake please tell me i didnt just detect judgement in your jargon

Jake

Cassy please tell me you didnt just use jargon in a text message

Jessie

jake does make a good point im shocked Y/N doesnt know about him 

Leila

WHATEVS I NEED AN UPDATE

Is she still with him/???

Jessie

Yup but she looks like shes about to punch him

Paul 

If she doesnt, i will

Jessie

shush paul girl can take care of herself

ok looks like shes packing up 

Leila

Y/N!! i NEED an update

You 

i have not heard of him, no

whats his deal? besides being incredibly flirty and not reading my vibes, like, at all

Jessie

rumor has it he gave all the phi alpha’s chlamydia

Julia

as a proud phi alpha i just wanna drop in and say that he did fuck quite a few of us, but he gave none of us (and none of us have) chlamydia

Jessie

he def gave someone chlamydia tho

Paul

id believe it. hes a massive scumbag

Cassy

a HOT massive scumbag

Jake

-_-

Cassy

everyone in delt is hot

You

wait a sec, did you say hes in delt?!?!

max please confirm

Max

yeah hes in delt with me, so is that other brit that he came over here with us

Cassy

Harry!!!!!!!

Max

harrison** 

Y/N

wait harrison? i think he knows my friend emily

Max

well its not a huge campus, and emily does know everyone

Jessie

wait Y/N what was he like

You 

an asshole. im debating telling gronk i dont have time to tutor him

Julia

that wouldnt be very hc of you….

You

whatevs. Im finishing this near v minnesota reading then passing out. see you guys tomorrow

Jessie

KISSES!!!

Paul

you know jessie theres these awesome things call emojis

Cassy

paul do u ever stfu 

It wasn’t until you caught up with both group chats that you realized you still had unread messages. 

Tom Holland

is that your bf???

hes cute

didnt peg you for the monogomous type

hes in a frat right??

why arent u answering? too busy with ya boy 👀👀👀

You

do you bother all girls with annoying questions? not a cute look

Tom Holland

no such thing as a “not cute look” on me darling

you didn’t answer my question

It was at that point that you turned your alarms on, turned your phone on do not disturb, and plugged it in. Before long you were in bed, hoping for more sleep than you’ve gotten the past couple nights. 

*A sweetheart is a girl who is friends with all the boys in the fraternity, always goes to their parties, and acts kind of like a “mom”ish figure in a lot of their lives. Normally they’re a junior or senior and serve for one year. They’re essentially the female face of the frat. For a better definition click here.

*delta nu is not an actual sorority, i didnt want to alienate any orgs (i am a proud member of greek life if you couldnt tell) so i just used the fake one from legally blonde

*hc stands for honors college

[destinysthralls]

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@dawnryse : okay so i’ll admit we definitely got off on the wrong foot in the ffxv server (through no fault of our own really, just big misunderstandings as far as the eye can look), but you’ve given me a real appreciation for platonic relationships. i know we haven’t meshed together perfectly on any one plot, but i really appreciate you reaching out to me so much with the GIFT of your friendship, and i really appreciate every conversation we have bc ur so funny and nice and u have such great ideas!

@dawnled : you realize i will stan you until the day i die? i am TRULY YOUR BIGGEST FAN. LOVE THAT STELLA. your writing is soooo gorgeous and i love the depth you give riku and ALL his relationships even when canon won’t. your ideas for aus are so brilliant, and just seeing you interact with other people on the dash makes me smile so much. you are so, so loved by ALL of us. and you better be---because you’re the shining light in this fandom that gives us all so much inspiration and happiness.

@nymphatragicae : you KNOW i love your aqua! i’m so happy you’re back and i’m LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT GOOD GOOD XEMQUA CONTENT. ur aqua is soooo fuckin good and i love her forever rip in pieces

@alnaari & @pcisoner : HONESTLY LBR YOU TWO ARE A PACKAGE DEAL. i really feel Seen by u two and ur writing. u both Get Me on an aesthetic level, you understand the feeling that i want to portray in my writing, and you portray the same feeling. i stan the both of you, you’re so talented, i stalk all your threads, and TREASURE YOUR FRIENDSHIP!

@guiltscorched: i LOVE all your muses, even the ones i don’t know, and speaking as someone who plays ignis.... i think you just GET ignis. you like understand him so fucking well, and i can HEAR HIM in your replies, and it’s just like WROW. amazing. ur amazing!!! ur writing is so beautiful and delicate and i just want to swim in it like a big pool full of quality writing.

@whosyourcultdaddy : I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STILL FOLLOW ME AFTER ALL THE BLASPHEMY I POST BUT LISTEN. I LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH. YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND SO FUCKING TALENTED. PLEASE NEVER CHANGE HOW WEIRD AND AMAZING YOU ARE OKAY. UR ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE BLOGS OF ALL TIME (on every single one of your blogs) and i’ll FOLLOW U INTO THE ABYSS

@dearlybelovedhearts : I ALMOST FORGOT YOU EVEN THO WE’RE LITERALLY TALKING RIGHT NOW OMG. i love how much thought you put into your charactesr and your plots! your docs are SCARY GOOD LOOKIN. ur so true to ur characters and their hearts, and i LOVE talking to you even tho we BASICALLY just met lol.

@invertxgo: we’re not as close as we used to be, but that’s okay! i still think the WORLD of you and all your characters. our friendship is evolving just like my blog is, and i hope we get to have lots of good good interactions on this blog! thanks for refollowing me bro!

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{ What is it you want from love? }

Muse: Number Five

Yearning Eestless minds at night and listening to melancholic songs in the dark while thinking of them. You spent so much time loving while going unloved that you’ve found comfort in it. It’s the only way you know how to, your heart learned to love in the same beat you learned to lie about it and you’ve found a home in the unrequited.

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{ Which rage language are you? }

Muse: Number Five

The full read Whoever pisses you off is in for a rant that exposes every single one of their deepest insecurities and issues. Your rage gives you the clarity to hunt for weak spots in a person's mind. Your brain works fast, firing off insults at a rapid-fire pace that terrifies everyone within a ten mile radius. This is usually followed by buckets of guilt.

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Emotional Baggage

bold  whatever  applies  to  your  muse ,      italicize  the  things  that  only  somewhat  apply / are  verse  dependent .      repost  don’t  reblog .

Muse: Five

been cheated on |   been bullied   | had your heart broken | broken someone’s heart |   told a horrible lie   |   been betrayed  |   been framed / set-up  |   stolen something of value   | overdosed on drugs |   been drunk  | cheated |   bullied   |   been publicly humiliated  | punched someone in the face |   been beaten up   | broken a bone |   been admitted to a hospital   |   put someone in the hospital  |   had a near-death experience  |   been drugged   | done drugs | smoked |   been arrested  | been homeless | been forced to commit a crime | died and came back to life |   kissed someone you weren’t attracted to  |   bled severely   |   killed someone   | been forced to kill someone | had an attempt on your life | made an attempt on your own life | lost someone | loved someone (in his case, platonically) | watched a loved one die | failed to save/help a loved one |   felt helpless   | watched your world die/disappear |   had your life’s work stolen/destroyed   |   gone without food for over three days   |   gone without sleep for over three days   |   been tortured/questioned  |   been shot   | been stabbed | been poisoned | been held prisoner |   been trapped   | been buried alive | been held hostage |   held someone hostage   | been stuck in a different world/universe/ time |   been abused by someone who should have loved/appreciated/valued you  |   had a panic attack   |   had night terrors  |   been in a car accident   |   lost your job   | lost a fight | had sex with a stranger | been divorced |   been abandoned   | passed out from pain | cried yourself to sleep | spent a whole day in bed | hurt yourself | taken your anger out on yourself | taken your anger out on someone you love | been used | been manipulated |   felt used   |   manipulated someone else  | had your memories/mind wiped/stolen or tampered with |   been taken over by a hostile force   |   been terrified  |   played a cruel game on someone   |   been forced to smile   |   felt too many things at once   | laughed when you felt like crying |   been in denial  | been denied | faced your demons

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Alright, since this has become a thing (TM), here’s the full list!

Would always lick that hand:

Might do it:

Special mention: The one who would totally bite it instead

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HEADCANONS - Stranger Things verse

Five’s powers are mainly focused around space manipulation. He can teleport, mostly to short distances, but he can make much longer jumps too (even if those tend to drain him more and faster). He is able to teleport objects and people with him, even if doing so requires a bigger amount of energy than when he space-jumps on his own.

Five also has limited chronokinesis, which allows him to slow time down for a brief period (usually a minute at most) and to reverse it (once again just for a limited amount of seconds, a couple of minutes top).

Thanks to the training he received at the Hargreeves labs, he is also a good fighter, both when it comes to using a knife and in hand-to-hand combat. He’s also a decent shot. Spending a year in the Upside Down has allowed him to hone all the skills he acquired during his training, together with turning him into an expert when it comes to surviving in hostile environments.

The time he spent in the Upside Down didn’t come without a cost. After managing to crawl his way back into our word, Five remains extremely sensitive to heat and bright light for months, even if he eventually he slowly gets used to a normal environment once again. He constantly has to wear sunglasses (even indoors at first), long sleeves, a hat and gloves. For weeks, he also has trouble processing most foods that aren’t barely cooked meat and raw plants, since he hasn’t eaten anything else for a very long period of time. That, however, doesn’t stop him from draining pot after pot of coffee. Additionally, breathing the Upside Down’s toxic air for so long has left his lungs damaged. He runs out of breath easily because of that, which makes it hard for him to run or make efforts for prolonged periods of time. Once recovered, he tries his best to make up for it with strict but gradual training sessions aimed at increasing his stamina.

Five also suffers from nightmares, mostly linked to his time in the Upside Down, but also from his time at the lab. His memory of those years of his life is scrambled, but the events often come back to him in form of very vivid dreams. He makes up for the chronic lack of sleep by consuming unhealthy amounts of caffeine. That’s one of the reasons why, when he is out with the gang and everyone else gets ice cream or smoothies, he always orders black coffee instead. He also keeps having flashbacks and rare PTSD-induced psychotic episodes, even if they become less and less frequent with the passing of time.

He acts and sounds like someone much older than his actual age and never shies away from patronising people, even those who are several years older than him. This is mostly due to how fast he has been forced to grow up back when he was still living with his siblings, but it’s also a coping mechanism: the masks, the arrogance, the sarcasm, the wits, they are the only things that keeps him from falling apart.

He’s very smart and that allows him to remain a mostly straight-A student, despite the fact that his attendance levels are some of the lowest among the student body. He especially excels in math and physics.

Five’s main aim, since his escape and especially after the events of season 1, is to track down his siblings. He puts plenty of time and energies in this task, and he often skips school and goes missing for days for the sake of chasing after a lead outside Hawkins. He always comes back in the end, because the small town is the inevitable epicentre of every trouble linked to the Upside Down.

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𝟏𝟓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

Muse: Five

ANIMAL: Hawk

COLOR(S): Dark blue, blood red

MONTH: October

SONG(S): “Iron Man” - Black Sabbath

NUMBER: 5

DAY OR NIGHT: Night

PLANT(S): Protea

SMELL(S): gunpowder, burnt cloth, coffee, electicity

GEMSTONE: Garnet

SEASON: Autumn

PLACE(S): abandoned buildings, empty halls, pubs, rooftops

FOOD(S): candy bars, peanut butter, marshmallow sandwiches

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Aries

ELEMENT(S): Fire

DRINK(S): coffee, mojitos, hard liquors

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F   :   FLIRT.   is your muse good at flirting? how do they flirt? I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say? V   :   VALENTINE.   how does your muse feel about valentine’s day?E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

For Five!

Valentine’s Day Alphabet || Accepting !

F   :   FLIRT.   is your muse good at flirting? how do they flirt?

To put it simply, Five doesn’t flirt. And if he did, he probably wouldn’t be any good at it.

He has spent four decades living on his own, without any sort of human contact, in a post-apocalyptic world. The closest thing he has ever had to a friend and a partner, after losing his family, was a mannequin. His idea of love and romance is taken out of the few shows he has seen as a kid and books he has read. And, after rejoining his own kind, he has spent his time working as an assassin, in a crowd of people completely dedicated to their work, in a setting where personal relationships never went deeper than mere curtesy among colleagues.

Not to mention his strict, emotionless upbringing and also the fact that his social skills are mostly based on sarcasm and biting remarks.

Let’s be honest, he wouldn’t have any idea of where to start from even if he tried.

I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

For all the reasons mentioned above, Five is very reluctant to express his feelings openly. He has mostly known loss and solitude and, even if he does love his family, the complicated relationship he has with the only people he truly cares for doesn’t make it any easy for him to let the words out. Perhaps the only one who has ever heard him say it is Dolores.

So, for him, speaking those three words is extremely difficult. He might manage to address them to his siblings at from time to time, but outside the confines of his dysfunctional family? It’s almost unthinkable.

V   :   VALENTINE.   how does your muse feel about valentine’s day?

Five couldn’t give less of a damn about Valentine’s Day. He was just a kid when he got lost in the Apocalypse and neither him or his siblings ever celebrated it while they were still living and training under Reginald.

At most, the holiday has been, as all the other, an excuse to open a bottle of wine with Dolores and drink it all during the years.  

E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

Five isn’t very keen on physical touch. After having spent so much time alone, completely deprived of human contact, he has got used to have an extremely large bubble of personal space and he definitely doesn’t like to have it invaded. If you’re one of his siblings, he’d let you hug him, even if he’d mostly tolerate the hug, more than enjoy it.

His hugs are usually brief and quite stiff and he isn’t above shoving people away if they hold onto him for longer than he deems necessary.

At the same time, however, the truth is that he is extremely touch-starved. So when he gets tipsy, he can get really handsy with the people he cares for. He’d touch their shoulders, their arms, he’d lean against their side, and eventually pass out half sprawled over them.

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{ WHAT KIND OF EVIL ARE YOU? }

Muse: Five

Unwillingly Evil

You were forced. Your resolve was broken slowly but surely, and now you’re unsure of whether you’ll ever get it back. For some reason, you believe that your current position is your fault. It isn’t. It’s the fault of those who did it to you. And yet you soldier on, facing forwards even as you slowly lose your will to continue. When you die, you’re calm. Unafraid for the first time in a while. This is the one thing they can’t take from you.

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Rules: bold traits that apply to your character, italicise circumstantial ones. Repost, don’t reblog

Muse: Five

absent-minded | verbally abusive | addict | adrenaline junkie | aggressive | aimless | alcoholic | anxious | arrogant | audacious | bad liar | big mouth | bigot | blindly loyal | blunt | callous | childish | chronic heroism | cheater | clingy | clumsy | cocky | codependent | competitive | corrupt | cowardly | cruel | cynical | delinquent | delusional | dependent | depressed | deranged | disloyal |  ditzy | egotistical | envious | erratic | fickle | finicky | fixated | flaky | frail | fraudulent | foul mouthed | guilt complex | gloomy | gluttonous | gossiper | gruff | grudge holding | gullible | hedonistic | humourless | hypochondriac | hypocritical | idealist | idiotic | ignorant | immature | impatient | incompetent | indecisive | indifferent | insecure | insensitive | judgemental | klutz | lazy | lewd | liar | manipulative | masochistic | meddlesome | meek | melodramatic | money-loving | moody | naive | nervous | nosy | obsessed | ornery | overprotective | overly sensitive | paranoid | passive-aggressive | perfectionist | pessimist | petty | power-hungry | proud | possessive | pushover | rebellious | reckless | reclusive | remorseless | rigorous | sadistic | sarcastic | senile | selfish | self destructive | shallow | smart-ass | sociopathic | sore loser | spineless | spiteful | spoiled | stubborn | suspicious | suicidal | tactless | temperamental | timid | thief | tone-deaf | traitorous | ungracious | unlucky | unsophisticated | untrustworthy | vain | withdrawn | workaholic

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V : VALENTINE. how does your muse feel about valentine’s day? (all of them)

Valentine’s Day Alphabet || Accepting !

Crowley Crowley is one of those people who never misses the chance to rant about how Valentine’s is nothing but a commercial holiday, but he also finds it amusing. It’s a great day for pranks and mischief, and have mostly harmless fun at the expenses of the couples. If he also uses it as an excuse to pamper a certain angel, that’s definitely no one’s business.

Five Five couldn’t give less of a damn about Valentine’s Day. He was just a kid when he got lost in the Apocalypse and neither him or his siblings ever celebrated it while they were still living and training under Reginald. At most, the holiday has been, as all the other, an excuse to open a bottle of wine with Dolores and drink it all during the years.  

Dean Dean actually enjoys Valentine’s Day, more than he would be ready to admit. He is a bit of a romantic, whoever knows him well enough can easily see it and he doesn’t exactly deny it...even if he doesn’t openly advertise it either. Even if he hasn’t had a lot of chances to enjoy the holiday in a romantic sense, Valentine’s Day is still the perfect excuse for him to indulge in his passion for sunsets spent walking along a beach with a drink in hand. If he can share it with someone is an added bonus, but he’s not above celebrating it on his own.

Gabriel Gabriel is a bit like Crowley. He finds Valentine’s as a good excuse to play some holiday-themed pranks, but that’s the peak of the importance he gives to the holiday. Besides, he has been around since way before Valentine’s was a thing, so he is more inclined to participate to the pagan celebrations (Lupercalia in this particular case) that some of his fellow deities still held, even if humans no longer recognise those festivities.

Will For Will, Valentine’s is mostly a day like any other. He has never really celebrated it, even in his younger years, both because of his lack of romantic relationships and because he has always preferred focusing on bigger holidays, like Christmas, and birthdays. However, after he has moved to Wolf Trap and started to collect his small pack of strays, he has taken up the habit of bringing home special treats for them on Valentine’s Day. It’s still a day dedicated to love (even if, in his case, he chooses to take the term in a more general sense), so he doesn’t see why he shouldn’t use it to celebrate his best friends.

Abigail Abigail doesn’t really care for Valentine’s Day, either. She’s one of those people who believes that you don’t need a scheduled day to show your loved ones that you care and appreciate them, and she is very cynical towards the people who go crazy during this particular holiday. However, on the other hand, she would still make the little gifts she would normally prepare for her partner extra special, if said partner enjoys celebrating Valentine’s Day.

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𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄'𝐒 𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 .⠀( 𝗌𝗉𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗒 𝖾𝖽𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 ! )

Muse: Number Five

Bloodied knuckles |  Tear stained cheeks | Rust   | A busted lip   | Claws  | Fangs   | A bloody nose | Chattering teeth   | A dark space underneath the bed   | Scratching noises on a wall   | Creaking metal   | Fog   | Dancing under moonlight | Blood dripping lips | Heavy breathing in the dark | A feeling of unexplained dread  | A figure in a dark corner  |  Dirty peeling wallpaper  | A bloody handprint on the wall | Sobbing in the dark  | Bite marks on the skin  | Eerie whispers  | A hood covering a stranger’s eyes  | The growl of a hidden animal  | The sound of a blade being sharpened  | A deep, dark forest | Walking on the streets alone at night | A cobweb-filled, abandoned building | Eyes darting in paranoia  | A heavy beating pulse  | The feeling of being trapped | Struggling to get out a scream | Boards covering broken windows  | A quiet graveyard | A gas station in the middle of nowhere  | A road that never ends  | Heavy fog rolling in  | The scent of blood in the air | Eerie old photographs  | Walking along train tracks at night | A chill going up the spine  | Gathering crows  | A dusty, dimly lit study |   Mist over a deserted cobblestone street | Ghost towns | Shadows around a campfire  | The sound of chanting  | Church bells tolling  | An orange harvest moon | A broken down carnival  | A dirty stuffed animal abandoned  | Wiping bloody hands on fabric | Nightmares | Waking up in a panic | A power outage | Heavy lightning storms | A secret trap door | The feeling of being watched | Fear from trauma | A Ouija board set out on a table  | An eerie doll | A scream of anguish and pain | Withered plants | A room that’s been forgotten and gathered dust | Owl eyes in the dark  | Curled, dead tree branches  | A ritual altar  | Flickering candles | A lantern held up in the dark  | Fear of being followed | Creaking floorboards  | Repressed, horrible memories | Clenched teeth | Soft, echoing piano keys | An old book covered in dust | Many pairs of glaring eyes | Stumbling in pitch black darkness | Being stranded in the middle of nowhere  | Tarot cards on a table  | A trail of blood

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muse survey: battle edition. : bold what consistently applies, italicize situational, not always.

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fight honorably  / fight dirty  / prefer close-quarters /  prefer range / chat during  /  go silent /  low pain tolerance  / high pain tolerance  / attack in bursts / attack steadily /  go for the kill  / aim to disarm  / fight defensively  /  strike first  /  provoked easily  / provoke their opponent / tease  / get visibly frustrated  /  shout while attacking  / use strategy  / focus on their battle  /  experience conflicting thoughts during battle /  rush in recklessly  / try to read their opponent before fighting /  fight wildly  / fight calmly and, or apathetically /  fight with anger  /  fight with excitement / fight because they have to  /  fight because they want to  / fight without regard to wounds  /  run away when wounded  / hide wounds  / take a blow to protect another /  prefer a blade  /  prefer a gun  / prefer to use their ability /  prefer a bow  /  prefer a shield  /  prefer a pole arm  / prefer a personalized weapon  /  prefer magic or spells  /  prefer brawling  /  their greatest weakness is physical  /  their greatest weakness is mental  / their greatest weakness is emotional /  transform for battle  / fight as they appear /  rely on strength  / rely on speed /  use everything they have  / hide their full potential /  exhaust quickly / high stamina  / doubt their strength / proceed with caution / behave arrogantly /  brag after landing a hit  / belittle their abilities  /  use psychological tactics  / use brute strength / avoid civilians /  strike down civilians  / damage surroundings / avoid damaging surroundings /  signature fighting style  / making it up as they go / mastered skillset /  learning their skillset  / fancy footwork / sloppy footwork  / messy fighter /  elegant fighter  / accept defeat / refuse defeat  /  beg for mercy /  compliment their opponent  / insult their opponent  /  use unnecessary movements  ( flips,  twirls )  / move efficiently /  barely move  / prefer to dodge / prefer to block  / defend their blindside / has no blindside  /  use all available advantages  ( ex :  use a gun but also throw punches,  kick out while blades clash,  etc. )  /  strictly use one main method /  play around  / hold back  /  fight ruthlessly  / show mercy  /  wait for opponent to be ready  /  strike when opponent isn’t ready / fear death  / fear pain  / fear killing  / has PTSD /  avoid fighting  /  has lost a fight /  has won a fight / has killed / refuses to kill  / want to die standing / would succumb slowly

Other qualities of note: picks & plays battle music / dedication to aesthetic / fakes own death to run away / finishes the job

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