#* 𖦹 ; helen distortion

[persephonesp0megranates]

She COULD entertain the idea of friendship but hmmmmmm —— This One Seems Like He’ll Be A Tricky One.

No matter . A challenge is CERTAINLY more fun !

" Hm . Fair . Not exactly the BEST impression, but it isn’t the 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒕 . "

Strangers are just friends you haven’t met ! Allies you haven’t made .

" I didn’t BREAK into your residence —— there was nothing to break to get in here ! "

Technically true . She just used the door . The door that happened to manifest oh so conveniently and has no possible association with her whatever no sir !

" Regardless —— First impressions aren’t exactly everything . Hopefully that’s at least one thing we can agree on . "

If not then that’s fine . She doesn’t expect him to think she’s right .

persephonesp0megranates​:

Oh PUH - lease ! ¡ !

Nobody is ever truly alone . Not all the time, at least .

Not even the strongest Avatars of the Lonely could ever truly be granted their one instinctive wish in such a permanent way .

There is NO such thing as everlasting peace .

The woman with no particular identity was smiling . Her smile was quite uncanny .

One could wonder what hides behind it, & yet nobody ever truly wonders until it’s too late for them to do anything about it .

She slightly towers over the skeleton. It’s abundantly clear that she is not at all human .

Humans aren’t usually that tall .

She clasped her hands together with a bit of a laugh as she’d respond .

“ Innocent curiosity. That’s all there is to it ! ¡ ! ”

Helen has … . . Well she certainly has a way of getting around from place to place .

“ I’m Helen ! It’s a pleasure to meet you . Quite the pleasure . ”

She seems quite friendly ! A little too friendly . Maybe she’s overdoing it . Maybe .

Although, it may seem a little odd how she didn’t even really show any sign of thinking to bother to try to shake his hand .

A light scoff . She seems taken aback !

“ Now … . why in the world would you think I wanted anything from you ? We JUST met !

Even if I did, just what would you do about it ? ¿ ? ”

Her tone rings more of curiosity to match her chipper personality than it does of malicious intent .

Trying to pin a direct motive for why Helen acts the way she does is like trying to find a needle in a haystack . The needle couldn’t ever be found because the needle was never there to begin with .

He knew one thing for certain; that wasn’t a human. It was painfully obvious, due to many reasons, but his own.. uncanny disposition made something of this nature easier for him to detect. His guard is raised, prepared for this situation to go south. He’d have to tread carefully if he wished to avoid that. His signing stays casual as he can manage, but contemplative, clearly putting thought into any response he gave her.

“I suppose that would depend on what it is you requested. Not that we will be finding out, since you have asked for nothing, although I can assure you the answer would most likely be no. Even more so since you have broken into my residence and we are, as you said, strangers to each other. Certainly not ideal circumstances for meeting someone.”

[persephonesp0megranates]

SEEMS DISTANT, BUT CERTAINLY AUDIBLE .

" Gay Gay Homosexual Gay ! ¡ ! "

happy national boyfriend day to william shakespeare, his friend who is a boy. love having friends who are guys. guy friends to hang out and do dude stuff with

[persephonesp0megranates]

/ Tag dump pt.2 / ????

/ Tag dump don’t look ( 1 / ??? )

[persephonesp0megranates]

Oh PUH - lease ! ¡ !

Nobody is ever truly alone . Not all the time, at least .

Not even the strongest Avatars of the Lonely could ever truly be granted their one instinctive wish in such a permanent way .

There is NO such thing as everlasting peace .

The woman with no particular identity was smiling . Her smile was quite uncanny .

One could wonder what hides behind it, & yet nobody ever truly wonders until it’s too late for them to do anything about it .

She slightly towers over the skeleton. It’s abundantly clear that she is not at all human .

Humans aren’t usually that tall .

She clasped her hands together with a bit of a laugh as she’d respond .

" Innocent curiosity. That’s all there is to it ! ¡ ! "

Helen has . . . . . Well she certainly has a way of getting around from place to place .

" I’m Helen ! It’s a pleasure to meet you . Quite the pleasure . "

She seems quite friendly ! A little too friendly . Maybe she’s overdoing it . Maybe .

Although, it may seem a little odd how she didn’t even really show any sign of thinking to bother to try to shake his hand .

A light scoff . She seems taken aback !

" Now . . . . why in the world would you think I wanted anything from you ? We JUST met !

Even if I did, just what would you do about it ? ¿ ? "

Her tone rings more of curiosity to match her chipper personality than it does of malicious intent .

Trying to pin a direct motive for why Helen acts the way she does is like trying to find a needle in a haystack . The needle couldn’t ever be found because the needle was never there to begin with .

@persephonesp0megranates​ asked ; “ Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? ” from Helen, to Gaster .unprompted , always accepting ! 

The skeleton tenses in response to the question, quickly turning to face whoever the voice was coming one. He’d have heard someone enter his lab, and he knows he was alone. How did this.. entity appear? In addition to her puzzling appearance is the question, leaving him raising a metaphorical eyebrow as he ponders it. It’s slowly and with great caution that he signs back his response.

“I am… unsure why you would ask such a question, or how you entered my laboratory without my knowledge. What are you and what do you want?”