#* ˖ 🕸️ ⠀everyone wants some of me and i got the creepy fan letters ta prove it⠀›⠀( answered ).

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Angel Dust, how is No Nut November going?

❛ ..... ❜

there's a solid beat of silence as angel processes the question before the sinner bursts out laughing.

❛ oh that's just too fuckin' funny. ❜ he wheezed, hands moving to wipe away the genuine tears springing from his eyes. ❛ listen d'ya know what i do fer a livin'? i mean, unless, edging starts bein' a trendin' kink and val wants in on the action, m'pretty sure november's gonna stay pretty nut heavy. ❜

❛ but lets face it, destroy dick december is where it's at. ❜

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(( I'm new to your blog so I apologize if my asks have been asked by other people!! ))

Hey, Angel, do you really want to get redeemed at that hotel? Or are you still just using it as a place to crash?

❛ what, you a reporter or somethin'? doin' a piece on charlie's hotel? ❜ there's a pause, calculating eyes narrowing at the topic. he might be fine with publicly doing dumb shit like joining in turf wars for all of hell to see on the news, but he wasn't about to go talking shit about the hotel.

he owed charlie that much.

❛ currently i'm focused on keepin' a roof over my head and gettin' clean. guess you gotta decide whether ya think that's somethin' redeemable or somethin' selfish. me? i just like ta keep ya guessin'. ❜

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He has a sticker for Angel! “Hey, hey Angel, give me your hand…” he eyes all four quickly. “Um…. A hand, I guess.” His mind briefly wonders what it’s like to have four arms before dismissing that quickly. Excitedly he takes whatever of the multiple limbs is handed to him and he gently sticks a sticker to the back of his hand. “There!”

❛ oh baby, you can have all of them, i know how ta multitask. ❜ the flirtation came naturally, eyes gleaming as he shot the poor angel a wink. but still he allowed michael to take his top right hand, blinking at sticker now pressed onto the back of his hand.

❛ ha! now we're talkin' feathers. ❜ in one fluid motion his upper left hand moved to pull it from his right hand, bringing it to his lips and popping it into his mouth with a grin.

he lets it sit on his tongue for a moment before squinting, eyebrows knitting together in confusion.

❛ this tab feels weird. ❜

he's frowning, waiting for the saliva covered sticker to dissolve.

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I don't remember who you are but I feel like part of me is missing, like there's another half of me out there that I can't reach. Heaven is great but sometimes when I'm doing things I feel that pang of ennui because heaven will never truly be heaven without my twin. ~Molly

Send anons pretending to be someone in my muse's family, but be sure to make it as heartbreaking, anger-inducing and as angst-ridden as possible.

a strangled sob wrenched from his chest, the sinner burying his face in his hands, shoulders shaking as hot tears dampened his gloves.

❛ fuck, molls. ❜ he whispered, his voice wavering as he tried to stop his tears. ❛ i miss you so damn much. ❜

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Angel Dust, you missed your chance to give Alastor a free hug yesterday! It was Hug a Deer Day, and he was allowing them.

❛ and yer only just telling me this shit NOW ?!?!?! ❜

❛ oh smiiilesss where are youuuu❜

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Describe a favorite possession of yours without actually saying what it is.

❛ weird request but alright ❜ he shrugged, taking a moment to think it through. ❛ i use it on nights out, and i don't mind sharin' it with my friends. ❜ he waggled his eyebrows suggestively, sending a wink. ❛ once it ejects i put what comes out all over my bedroom wall. ❜

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*jigsaw voice* hello, i want to play a game. before you is an entire cheesecake. if you take one slice, you’ll be released. if you eat the whole thing, the ceiling made of chainsaws will come down and tear you to shreds. live, or eat your fill. the choice is yours.

❛ bitch unless ya got ricotta in there and not cream cheese i ain't interested. ❜ he's turning his head away in disinterest. ❛ i might be a ho who fucks anyone willin' ta pay, but even i got standards. ❜