#* º • otp: i’m sorry but i fell in love tonight

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both ships for the meme !!

Ahh another chance to yell into the void abt this foursome... excellent 

Jasper and Lily

Who said “I love you” first: Jasper and Lily is all ‘.... anyways, lovely weather we’re having...’

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: Jasper probably has a photo of Lily and Arrow together

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: Lily but it’s mundane stuff like asking to take the trash out or buy oat milk

Who buys the other cheesy gifts: Jasper and none of them are oat milk

Who initiated the first kiss: You know when you’re sitting so close to someone and you look into each other’s eyes and it’s like this string pulling you together at the same time. This was a long, winded way of saying they both kind of did

Who kisses the other awake in the morning: Lily then she let’s Arrow do the same, but she ends up slobbering on his cheek

Who starts tickle fights: Jasper and Lily hates it

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: Neither it’s just like this unspoken thing that they’re always down for the other to join them because they are nastyTM

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: Lily makes a five-star homemade meal to bring, obviously

Who was nervous and shy on the first date: Lily, despite being very much pregnant and practically living together is still like ‘So tell me about yourself/ Haha I think you’re kinda hot wanna go on another date?’

Who kills/takes out the spiders: Jasper after chasing her around the house with it

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: Before sobriety, I think we can both agree it was Jasper lmao

Rosemary and Asher

Who said “I love you” first: Ash bc he is lowkey sappy and was reallyy feeling it at the moment

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: Rose, for sure because she do be simping the most

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: Ash be writing whole ass poems in the fog, wdym?

Who buys the other cheesy gifts: Ash but it’s moreso terrifying, art trinkets that he tries to get Rose to like to no avail

Who initiated the first kiss: Again, Ash in bed it was very sweet

Who kisses the other awake in the morning:  Rose and it makes his whole day

Who starts tickle fights: They are mature adults who are both above such childish behavior...... obviously it is Ash

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: Ash because he is always asking Rose to spare coochie

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: Can see Rose coming to the studio with take out and eating on the floor while he plays her some stuff after she begs

Who was nervous and shy on the first date: They both were both kind of giggly messes

Who kills/takes out the spiders: They both do tf they look like punks ??

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: Rose? This feels like a Rose thing while he’s trying to take care of her

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both ships for the parents meme!!

She’s late, but she has arrived after over thinking to a concerning degree! Hope u enjoy my rambling ily!

Lily & Jasper

Who’s the one to wake up the kids: They take turns!

Who makes breakfast: Lily, duh. Out here making pancakes with faces on them like Guy Fierei

Who’s the more discipline parent and who’s the more lenient one: Lily seems more (gently) disciplined, and Jasper seems more lenient like he’d compromise and negotiate

Who helps with the science fair: Jasper, because he actually went to college and Lily isn’t into that nerd shit.

Who does baby talk: Both and they’re not ashamed!!

Who wakes up for midnight feedings: Tbh Jasper bullies her all day to pump so that he can wake up and do it for her

Who’s the one who always worries: They’re both worriers when it comes to their kid(s) and miss them like five mins after leaving them

Who picks up the kids early from school for some fun: Jasper, no doubt.

Who’s the competitive parent: Lily, to the surprise of no one

Who kisses the ouches: Both of them do this without even being asked

Who’s the sucker for the puppy eyes: Jasper for sure gets played the most by that and Lily is like again??

Who makes the “dad jokes”: Jasper, bc he already makes terrible dad jokes, but soon Lily will have someone to roll her eyes with about it

Who embarrasses their kid for fun: You’re kidding yourself if you think they wouldn’t both do this

Who’s the over protective one: Jasper after he learns how to fight from her dad

Who’s the “take a sweater!” parent: Lily and it’s designer so they better not get stains on it

Rose & Ash

Who’s the one to wake up the kids: It depends on who’s home, but mostly Ash because he’s an early riser

Who makes breakfast: Rose since she’s probably awake by then, but Ash helps and they put a record on while cooking and sneaking in kisses

Who’s the more discipline parent and who’s the more lenient one: Imo they prob adopt the gentle parenting method so they can both be the good guys

Who helps with the science fair: Rose helps with the aesthetics/presentation (ie what to say) while Ash helps mix up weird chemicals so it’s a team effort

Who does baby talk: Ash, but like, don’t tell anyone

Who wakes up for midnight feedings: They take turns!

Who’s the one who always worries: Rose which makes Ash worry and then they both just end up calling whoever is watching the kid a thousand times

Who picks up the kids early from school for some fun: Def seems like an Ash thing

Who’s the competitive parent: Ash, he’s a terror to deal with during little league soccer season

Who kisses the ouches: Rose does and she prob has a little song to go along with it to make them feel better

Who’s the sucker for the puppy eyes:Cop out answer, but they both kinda fall for it

Who makes the “dad jokes”: Ash, but unintentionally

Who embarrasses their kid for fun: Ash, for sure, rolling up to school on a motorcycle with a cowboy hat while motörhead is blasting

Who’s the over protective one: Rose will totally be the mama bear who will fuq u up

Who’s the “take a sweater!” parent: Deffo gotta say Rose? Like she would know they’re gonna get cold

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eye cannot fit this under an ask eat my ass t**blr but here it is like six months later

pt.1 for the dating meme: rosemary n ash edition 

 where they first met and how: formally met for the first time during the early stages of their stunt at someone’s shitty release party. it did not go well- they got annoyed with each other ten minutes into talking despite the tabloids going ooo hot chemistry are they an item1!!1

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved: hmm maybe six months in the stunt ? 

who fell for who first ( if applicable ): it was a mutual feeling of slowing growing on each other as a person first and then it becomes oh i can see myself with this person for real ya know

where their first date was and what it was like: technically it takes place during their weekend in ny which starts as a stuffy dinner at this exClUsive restaurant but they’re just really nervous and kind of awkward? but when they venture out to walk around the city ala before sunrise walking around various places around the city which allows them to relax and have these engaging conversations

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? ): outside of the arrangement he just kind of takes her without saying anything but it’s silently understood that it’s date he’s fully planned on his own 

who proposes first: asher– but they talked about settling down and wanting a family together before so it’s not a complete surprise

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away: when they actually give it a real shot it’s not like they hide it, but they’re also not strongly advertising themselves like they were before if that makes sense 

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? ):  one sunday, on a warm spring monring, asher puts a diamond ring on her finger as she sleeps  with their favorite record playing on his dad’s old record player from the seventies that he inherited

if they adopt any pets together: yes, jagger aka thee champagne puppy. a child prodigy. a model.

who’s more dominant: it depends, really, but they’re both pretty dominant. 

where their first kiss was and what it was like: after an event when they’re both a little tipsy in her bed just talking and they truly kiss for the first time. it’s soft, tender, like the start of something

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? ): 

how into pda they are: they always have a hand on each other while out and about it’s second nature. as far making out, though, not particularly. but they do like to escape parties for a quickie in the car.

who holds the umbrella when it rains: asher will begrudgingly do it only if she’s really dressed up

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable ): they love a good dive bar in a shoddy part of town or a good pizza place that stays open until the wee hours of the morning

who’s more protective: definitely asher is more sensitive to comments made about her and wants to shield her from things when she has episodes

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ ): about six months into their arrangement they actually sleep together and start regularly sharing a bed too

if they argue about anything:  just, like, where to put asher’s demonic art at because rose hates it and being long-distance causes some nit-picky fights about who was supposed to call who that night

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. ): they’re both pretty liberal about leaving marks on one another so it’s p equal. 

who steals whose clothes and how often: rose definitely does take his shirts and jackets pretty often especially if she’s going on on tour. he takes her stuff mostly unintentionally, like, just grabbing his pants on that are laying on the floor and not realizing there hers until the middle of the day. 

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? ): mostly facing eachother because they like to have these little conversations before bed and ~stare at each other cause they’re pretty af why not

what their favourite nonsexual activity is:  making haiku’s on the fridge using refrigerator magnets, marveling at jagger, doing respective artistic projects on opposite sides of the room. sharing a cigarette in the backyard while she sits on his lap and they talk about their days. reading their favorite books to eachother.

how long they stay mad at each other: they’re both pretty stubborn & prideful so it takes a couple of days. 3 max. 

what their usual coffee / tea orders are: asher isn’t open to change with his orders it’s always green or english tea. rosemary strikes me as more adventurous with her choices so she probably doesn’t order the same thing twice? 

if they ever have any children together: they have their son first, then they try again and end up getting twins so they decide to retire after that.

if they have any special pet names for each other: my wife *john mulaney voice*, my wife *borat voice*, my darling, etc. 

if they ever split up and / or get back together: only twice! third times the charm tbh. 

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? ): it’s an organized mess, tyvm. they have midcentury modern vibe with a mix of subtle patterns and textures — big armchairs, vintage artwork and playboy spreads— to give visual interest. 70s light fixtures, dramatic floor lamps, fuzzy rugs, stone fireplace and possibly haunted trinkets from estate sales. 

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like: in ny with rosemary’s family that she insisted on because the holidays make him pretty sad actually. just makes him think og his father who was surprisingly jolly? but it’s a lot better this particular year- they go sledding with her cousins and make little holiday cocktails for the adults and watch some cheesy christmas movies the night before they all open presents

what their names are in each other’s phones: emogurl69 and husband 

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? ): hmm probably getting tattoos together to commemorate an experience, writing each other letters on tours, estate sale visits on the weekends 

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first: asher surprisingly likes to go to sleep early and wake up before the sun rises so definitely him

who’s the big spoon / little spoon: rose is likely the little spoon on a consistent basis just because she’s.. well, little

who hogs the bathroom: actually asher since his hair routine takes awhile

who kills the spiders / takes them outside: they take turns honestly since it’s not a big deal. but if it’s like a garden snake that sneaked inside the house, then asher will keep it until she tells him it can’t be another pet. 

@asystcle​