#* re : ᵈᵃˢʰ ᵍᵃᵐᵉˢ / guess i better wash my mouth out with soap .

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 SHIPPING INFO //  answer  the  following  for  your  muse(s)  so  people  know  how  shipping  works  on  your  blog.     REPOST.   don’t  reblog.

 what’s your otp for your muse?:  jess  x  bella.   jessica  stanley  likes  GIRLS.

 what are you willing to rp when it comes to shipping?:  literally  everything  under  the  sun.   jessica  is  a  bi  disaster  who  is  desperate  for  love  so  like  .  .  .  you  name  it,  dude.

 how large does the age gap have to be to make it uncomfortable?:  as  long  as  both  characters  are  over  18,  anything’s  fair  game.  i’ll  ship  legal  jess  with  some  old  ass  motherfuckers.   sugar  baby  au  ???

 are you selective when shipping?:  it  honestly  depends.   i  will  say  this,  i  almost  always  ship  the  thing.

 how far do steamy moments have to go before they’re considered ns.fw?:  i’ll  tag  anything  after  first  base  as  nsfw,  just  in  case,  but  i’m  good  writing  most  smutty  things  if  i’m  comfortable  with  my  partner.

 who are other muses you ship your muse with?:  there’s  so  many  dynamics  i’m  dying  to  explore.   i’d  love  to  write  against  a  mike,  since  their  relationship  was  always  shown  as  one-sided  which  made  me  ???  i’m  not  gonna  get  into  because  i’ll  never  stop  okay.   also,  concepts:  jess  x  jake,  jess  x  eddie  boy,  jess  x  leah,  jess  x  rose,  jess  x  emmett,  jess  x  paul  –––  plus,  crossovers  &  poly  ships  !

 does one have to ask to ship with you?:   nah.   i  mean  i’m  totally  cool  with  plotting  something  romantic,  but  winging  it  is  also  fun.   chemistry  is  always  the  most  important.

 how often do you like to ship?:  i  love  ships.   romantic,  platonic,  hateships  –––  i’m  a  hoe.

 are you multiship?:  i  am.

 are you ship obsessed or ship more-or-less?:  i’m  gross,  i’ve  accepted  it.

 what is your favorite ship in your current fandom?:  rose  x  emmett  was  my  #1  twilight  otp  back  in  the  day.   also  i  was  team  jacob  –––  who  am  i  kidding,  i  still  am.

 finally, how does one ship with you?:  punch  me  in  the  face,  idc.

TAGGED BY:    stolen  from  @meticia. TAGGING:   whoever  wants  to  ship  with  me.  ur  tagged  bitch.

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IN CHARACTER.

*  re :   ᶠᵒʳᵐ  /  you can never be overdressed or overeducated . *  re :   ˢᵗᵘᵈʸ  /  the girl has always been half goddess & half hell . *  re :   ᵐᵘˢᶤᶰᵍˢ  /  her smile was like armor & every day she went to war . *  re :   ᵃᵉˢᵗʰᵉᵗᶤᶜ  /  you’re a tornado with pretty eyes & a heartbeat . *  re :   ᶤᶰᵗᵉʳᵉˢᵗˢ  /  are you satisfied with an average life ? *  re :   ʳᵒᵐᵃᶰᶜᵉ  /  it’s all fun & games until somebody falls in love . *  re :   ᵈᵉˢᶤʳᵉˢ  /  she touches herself with strawberry stained fingers . *  re :   ᵇᵃᶤᵗ  /  love could be labeled poison & we’d drink it anyway. *  re :   ʰᵉᵃᵈᶜᵃᶰᵒᶰ  /  from the chaos of her soul there flowed beauty . *  re :   ᵃᵘᵈᶤᵒ  /  music is the universal language of mankind . *  re :   ᵈᵃˢʰ ᵍᵃᵐᵉˢ  /  guess i better wash my mouth out with soap . *  re :   ʷᶤˢʰˡᶤˢᵗ  /  there will always be a storm worth chasing . *  re :   ᵃᶰˢʷᵉʳᵉᵈ  /  we must never confuse elegance with snobbery . *  re :   ᵖʳᵒᵐᵖᵗˢ  /  they sicken of the calm who know the storm .

*  re :   ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ˢʷᵃᶰ  /  but mostly i hate the way i don’t hate you . *  re :   ᵃᶰᵍᵉˡᵃ ʷᵉᵇᵉʳ  /  you fit me better than my favorite sweater . *  re :   ᵐᶤᵏᵉ ᶰᵉʷᵗᵒᶰ  /  i will not set fire to myself to keep you warm . *  re :   ᵉᵈʷᵃʳᵈ ᶜᵘˡˡᵉᶰ  /  now you look at me like i’m a crime scene .