#* ˗ˏˋ ..... ★ 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞 : 𝐢 . ( ooc . )

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                                                          I'm a space invader                                                 I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for you

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anyway like this post for a peter quill certified mixtape for your muse

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I love Peter but Mr Iron Fist is looking mighty interesting.

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what if i wrote

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i say my peter has 616 influences but all that really means is he dated kitty pryde and he gets the cool leather jacket from master of the sun

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“i only inject women with fluid with their express consent“ is such an iconic line, go me!!

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okay maybe i should actually write so like this for a short starter

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bed time but like this for a lil peter in ur ask when i wake up

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if there is one (1) modern song that i know peter would love it's the sexyback x family ties mashup

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the 2020 guardians run was a good read but damn i hate peter with a beard

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i need to find a clip of the guardians all singing don’t worry be happy bc gamora singing that is adorable i love her so much

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star-lord: grounded was such a fun read, i love that he’s just; stuck on earth.  no one really knows or cares who he is, they don’t know he’s saved the galaxy and he gets no special treatment whatsoever.  he can’t really do ‘hero’ stuff because he’s constantly being monitored by the government because technically.  he is an alien.  and he’s a menace to society in general, so he gets in a lot of trouble anyway.  AND MATT MURDOCK STALKING HIM BECAUSE HE DOESN’T TRUST HIM????  i think i might make it the basis for the majority of peter’s earth interactions bc it’s honestly such a funny premise.

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the fact that peter doesn’t have any talking heads on his mixtape is twisted

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the idea of peter interacting with earth heroes is so funny like, there’s so many people with super powers fighting for their lives every day and peter is just like: yea, i’m better than you because i’ve been in a space ship.

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why would we (the marvel community) regret welcoming you in?? you're amazing, from your aesthetic graphics and beautiful writings. i, specifically (though i am anon so, anyways), am so happy to have you hear!!!

hahaha thank you!! i was just kidding around, what i meant is i will make you all regret it via me pestering the dash with silly little shenanigans

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the marvel community at large will regret welcoming me into their fold