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@orecrowned replied to your post:

0

━━ ˟ ⊰🍁❝ THE CORRECT ANSWER IS : 300 -- may I ask how you came to the conclusion of zero? ❞

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━━ ˟ ⊰🍁ALBUMS OF THOSE HE FINDS intriguing ? It must be a wonderful life to hold that much time for documentation like that. Fingertips politely remove the album from his grasp and pull it close to chest, a treasure he'd borrow for consumption. However long the two's history was, maybe this would create some interesting stories he could hear about when he next conversed with him.

        ❝ Well, Ren and I are...family ; the image is highly amusing since I'm so used to him appearing equal to that of a gazelle or a cat in motion. ❞ Lowering photo album just enough, he'd flip open the first page. Clearly if he had this many photos, then they had to be friends. ❝ Have you two known each other long? ❞

Well then. He had expected some form of reaction or response, but he hadn't expected Niwa to find it so amusing. Morax retracts the photo and glances at it before looking back to the other man. Granted, the Little Mouse didn't exactly look Elegant or presentable by any means, but such was fate when running errands for the Lord of Geo.

"Is it? I cannot say I am surprised, I had been investigating on my own. You seem to enjoy this image, so here, feel free to look through this as you please." He produces an album, filled with pictures of Ren and his shenanigans. "I have albums of those I find intriguing."

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@erabundus replied to your post:

"kami started everything. :)"

━━ ˟ ⊰🍁TAPS TOP OF HEAD WITH sandal lightly, ❝ Is this true? ❞ It's not a truth serum but it certainly holds some weight to it being made of sturdy wood.

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@erabundus replied to your post:

he doesn't need friends; they disappoint him

━━ ˟ ⊰🍁❝ BUT WE'RE FRIENDS , Ren! Are you telling me I disappoint you? ❞

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@erabundus replied to your post:

will he accept candles --

━━ ˟ ⊰🍁❝ YOU'RE SO LUCKY THAT I'M starving or I'd be throwing you across Teyvat right now. ❞ Translation: you better hope I don't get a second wind, Ren, because so help me I will make you come home for everyone person who does a pull even at ZERO pity!

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━━ ˟ ⊰🍁IF ONLY HE WERE THAT fortunate ... At the very least he can, metaphorically, flip the gods the bird with the delusion he had around his neck, even if that didn't do him any favors in the long run. ❝ The gods don't look at me with favor, Ren. ❞ If any god would give him a vision, he suspected the dendro archon would be the most likely, yet he's unsure how visions are even GRANTED to others ; some people feel as though they deserved them far more than others who received theirs... Lips still turn up into a smile, geta now poking him in the chest, ❝ At least the creations of gods favor me, and I, personally, would take a thousand of you over a single vision. ❞

it  doesn't  hurt  —  or  rather,  what  pain  it  evokes  is  so  inconsequential  compared  to  the  AGONIES  he's  grown  accustomed  to  that  it  barely  feels  like  anything  at  all.  he  still  stumbles  a  bit,  though  that  can  largely  be  attributed  to  the  force  knocking  his  kasa  ajar  —  and  the  subsequent  scramble  to  set  it  back  in  place.  ❝  i  can  tell.  ❞  the  wanderer  drawls,  a hint of sarcasm  gradually  (  unintentionally  )  bleeding  into  what  would  otherwise  be  a  stunningly  DEADPAN  tone.  ❝  this  conversation  is  absolutely  riveting.  ❞   some  might  even  say  mindblowing.  ❝  i'm surprised an  anemo  vision hasn't dropped in your lap from the sheer breadth of FREEDOM on display.  ❞

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@ruinlost replied to your post:

tai vc:ahhh SQUISH!

━━ ˟ ⊰🍁❝ THE SQUISHIEST FACE KNOWN TO Teyvat, even squishier than someone I used to know! ❞ Can you guess who?

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@theoneandonii replied to your post:

itto, happy with his 1/6th of a shirt because he lives by the phrase "a hoe doesn't get cold"

━━ ˟ ⊰🍁❝ I'M GOING TO KNIT YOU a jacket, too! You may not get cold, but you can get sick, and that's not acceptable. ❞ he's assuming he can.

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HOW PURE ARE YOU?

━━ ˟ ⊰🍁SHIFTS GAZE AWAY .............

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━━ ˟ ⊰🍁❝ IRMINSUL TAKE ME BACK ! I want to go back! ❞

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━━ ˟ ⊰🍁YOU KNOW WHAT ? The geta hits them all across their heads like a furious boomerang before Niwa catches it back into his hand again. Will it knock them out? Will it leave a bruise? Will it just be a red mark? Will their skin be unblemished perfectly WHILE HIS BREAKS OUT FROM STRESS SOMETIMES he's not jealous DURING HIS LONG HOURS?! Who knows. ❝ You're all grounded. ❞

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━━ ˟ ⊰🍁❝ ... ❞ Threateningly removes his geta ...

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━━ ˟ ⊰🍁AH , how nice to see someone so excited to share their traits like this. It really did make him feel at ease should he ever pass on again one day to know what he'd leave here in safety. ❝ I'm sure you have so much in common, Taiyang! You're both extremely clever, for instance. ❞

Taiyang nods "I promise!" ,his eye's followed niwa's hand as it pointed too ren

oh oh!!

"Big brother ren?,me n' big bro have something in common then!!" he whispers cheerfully.

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━━ ˟ ⊰🍁HIS STOMACH GROANED LOUDER THAN expected as he stood by , the feeling of hunger taking root inside him. Ahhh...he really did miss the days of staying in one place and having a steady meal. Another growl, he hunched over, wincing, ❝ Oh, I need something small -- anything at all... ❞

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━━ ˟ ⊰🍁REACHES FORWARD , takes hold of cheeks of person before him and pulls them outward, then squishes them inward, then pulls them outward, then squishes them inward, then --

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@erabundus replied to your post:

ROCK HEAD??

━━ ˟ ⊰🍁❝ YOU'RE A ROCK HEAD ! I know because I hit it about eight times trying to get you to spit them out! ❞