#(yes. offscreen nikolai tries to get nathaniel to wear a slutty nun costume. it does not work)

[zukkaoru]

HAII

fyonikonathan + "what did you do?"

“What did you do?” Silence takes control of the room. As Fyodor’s gaze flits between Nikolai and Nathaniel, the other two look at each other. Their facial expressions flicker as they have a silent conversation, as if Fyodor cannot understand them both with practiced ease. Both Nikolai and Nathaniel are covered in flour, along with the counter and a significant amount of the floor. There are various utensils and mixing bowls spread out everywhere they should not be, and something is burning in the oven. Finally, Nathaniel exclaims, “It was his fault!” Nikolai gasps, overdramatic as always, one hand flying up to clutch his chest. “Me?!” he demands. “Why, Fedya, you cannot possibly believe such nonsense! You know I would never even think of—” “Give me a break,” Nathaniel interrupts. “This looks exactly like something you would do! Because it is!” “Is not! I was having a nice, peaceful, nap when you—” “Kolya,” Fyodor interrupts. “Both of you. Just. Quiet.” He sighs deeply, massaging his temples. “What were you trying to make?” “Sadness and slime cinnamon rolls!” Nikolai exclaims. “Mine were slime-themed, and Nathaniel’s were sad. You can try them, if you want!” Using his ability, Nikolai grabs something from a plate, then steps closer to Fyodor. “Open up~” Fyodor presses his lips together. He is sincerely beginning to regret his choice in subordinates. Partners? …Whatever Nikolai and Nathaniel are. (Right now, he just wishes they were less.)

send me a ship (romantic or platonic) + a sentence and i'll write the next five(ish) sentences