#(yes she is flirting with him)

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

[rasoyas]

morty could glance at bella because of routing mechanics and i would sob and cry and take 3 million screenshots

[columboscreens]

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

absolutely crazy to me that there's people who genuinely think that Crystal is the meaner one when it comes to her arguments with Edwin

at one point, my girl opened up about how she felt trapped by the demon who had violated her, and Mr Edwin Payne over here was like, "well, now you know how we feel!1!1!" in regards to the poor lass just having to tag along with them because she's got no memories, no clue who she is, and nowhere to go. be fucking for real

[cyancees]

long time no dnd dump

[backpackingspace]

a rough sketch of an idea

Polites found odysseus in the sheep's field weapons and armor and body broken and bruised. It looked like he had been dropped from a great height. He felt his gut clench at the sight. It wasn't the first time something like this had happened. But it was the worst he had ever seen his friend.

Odysseus had been collecting more and more bruises over the past year, becoming more and more cagey about their source. About his training. "Proof of athena's favoritism" he called them with a grin "it'll all be worth it when I'm the best fighter around"

But polites couldn't help but worry. Pride and honors and achievements didn't matter if you didn't survive the training to get there. Polites desperately wished there was something more he could to do to help but even if he could convince odysseus to cease this insanity, how would even get out of it without offending the goddess?

"I take it training didn't go well, my friend?" Polites asked with a smile forcing his voice to keep its teasing edge. He extended a hand to help odysseus up off the ground.

"Shut up polites" odysseus grumbled as he threw a hand up to clumsily grasp at polites hand.

Despite the muscle odysseus was rapidly gaining polites could still haul him up easily. He'd thank the gods for his height but lately praying had left a sour taste in his mouth. As he dragged odysseus towards a well paid and secured doctor he eyed the broken spear, sword, and sheild. A glimmer of an idea started to take shape. It was likely odysseus would continue to break mortal equipment as he did battle with gods and his family had been pressuring him to choose a calling already....

"Eurylochus is coming from same tomorrow" polites chatted ideally, hoping to distract his closest friend from his pain. Odysseus groaned and banged his head against polites shoulder.

"Come now!" Polites chided through his laughter "you love the man!"

"Not when he's trying to bed my sister I dont" odysseus slurred somehow managing to drip annoyance through the concussion and other pains.

(@www-dot-why-are-you-here-dot-com tagged as promise! It's more on the angsty side of my headcanons so let me know if you only want to be tagged in the fluffy ones)

[antaripirate]

holland mid conversation with ojka

[sunlaire]

The crew make it back to England and a few months later, the admiralty host a social function and crozier is only going so he can check in with the men, see how they're recovering. And while he's there, he spots James. But as he approaches, he overhears him talking about this "beautiful and elegant creature" he has back home

And crozier thinks "ah, alas. He is straight. But I'm happy he found someone..."

Meanwhile James won't stop telling people about his cat. Also he's carrying the BIGGEST torch for his co-captain, who is tragically uninterested in men. Whacky shenanigans ensue

[vroomvroomvroommf]

My man really said “Last Chance”

like he wouldn’t fall to his knees if she asked

[1tsstargaze59]

CANON ANXIFEAR COLOR DROP WOH?????

While I work on the others concept arts, may have had them on the brain- again LMAO 🧡💜

Imagine being scolded by your bestie for being a simp???? Couldn't be me /j

Bonus sketches tehehe ft. Sandy aka Beachside! Sadness ^^ Her and Finn's friendship is so wholesome IM IMPLODING 😭😭😭💥💥💥

[shortqueen64]

Have you ever met Dark Taranza? If so, thoughts on him?

[venti-death-watch]

when i make modern aus i try to find the equivalent of canon to have the characterization as close as possible, and i was trying to think of how to explain sunday and aventurine’s penacony beef. and tbh i still haven’t decided but i have determined the funniest:

aventurine and robin go through a crisis as young adults (late teens, early 20s) and briefly date before realizing neither of them are into each other and becoming friends, and sunday has never fully recovered from the ~2 weeks where they dated.

[storge]

Stay still. Almost done.

Love Me, Love My Voice (2023) 1.11

[quillsandblades]

I don't need sleep, I need answers. What was Levi thinking in "devil's choker" when Hange kissed him??

Haha ok fair, I'll give you answers so don't deprive yourself of sleep 😂

So firstly, no one ever did that to Levi. No one dared to touch him, one glare was enough to keep people out of his personal space. Sure Mike, Erwin and Nana sometimes threw him into a hug or two, ruffled his hair but that was all. He'd push them away at that as well.

But out of nowhere this underground thug, this crazy woman, who's somehow not only an equal rival to his skills but also annoys the living shit out of him, comes down upon him like a hurricane. They're fighting each other, prepared to kill, ready to rip the other's throat out and-

She corners his against a damn wall and KISSES HIM??!!

What--where--how did this happen?!! Levi's brain short circuits, system error, he cannot grasp what has happened. This was not the plan. Wasn't she about to kill him, how did this happen?

But a part of him actually thinks the kiss isn't that bad - which is high praise coming from Levi btw - her lips are a bit dry but they're warm and soft and it feels. . . good?

NO WAIT!

Why is he thinking that??! What's wrong with him? And he pushes her away, much too harshly cuz he's rattled and shocked and there's a minute where he can't think straight so he simply lunges at her and attacks again. Furious that she caught him off guard like that. No one had ever caught Levi off guard.

Their fight is over, the crazy woman agrees to join the Scouts.

Hange Zoe.

That's her name. And it reeks of trouble, which Levi wants to avoid at all costs.

Days pass, he most certainly does not watch her from the corner of his eye while she's training with her gang. He does not think of that kiss over and over again and he most certainly is not curious about Hange Zoe.

Even though it's clear she wants to kill him. He's not interested to know more about her. Nope, not at all. (lol who's he kidding?)

He wonders if that kiss meant something or not.

(Here's the fic if anyone wants to read)

[possamble]

AHA thank u i was mostly just. frantically pulling the "no hetero" card bc farcille is super super always endgame for me and the "marcille has two hands" thing is absolutely not for me and my personal characterization of marcille

i like. can't find it anymore for some reason but there was a farcille fic set just after the shuro confrontation where laios reaches over to hold marcille's hand and ask her if she likes him or if she's just tolerating him too and it was so. the vulnerability. the puppyness.

that safety and security he must feel in knowing that she wears her heart on her sleeve and he will always know when she's unhappy with him because she will absolutely let it be known. the way that falin's first revival was the turning point for the way he felt about her because, for the first time in his life, protecting falin wasn't something he had to shoulder alone. there was finally someone else who cared about her as much as he did (in his eyes, resenting his parents for failing to protect her) and would stop at nothing to save her. the way it must have been proof for him that, not only was falin not alone anymore, he wasn't alone anymore.

idk why i like rather than dislike the fact that his only framework for parsing how he feels about "the first girl other than his sister that he's ever cared this much about" is a comphet romantic lens. like he would have the autism moment of fully assuming that he's in love with her for a while and just like. not? doing anything about it? because he doesn't feel the urge to, nor is he sad that he knows marcille would mostly likely never "feel the same way" about him?

like. he "figures out" that he's "in love with marcille" with all the passion of printing out a label and sticking it onto a favourite scrapbook for organizational purposes. he's equally happy to be her husband or brother-in-law so long as it means she stays close and is part of his family.

i know logically i should hate it but it's sooo crunchy to me. my comphet besties ever. designated plus one and dance partner to all fancy and formal occasions. having actual real chemistry but the "romantic" part of it is some weird shapeshifter smokescreen. augh

[hauntingblue]

making a collection

making another collection with a threatening aura