#(why yes I'm using this solely to remind people of the seventeen page bio I wrote for just Will)
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rosetintedgunman · 1 year ago
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DOSSIER CHEAT SHEET
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LEGAL NAME: Colonel William Jackson Barnum
NICKNAME[S]: Colonel, Will, Young Barnum, Private, Balai (‘Broom’ in French)
DATE OF BIRTH: June 14th, 1897 (implied to be 28 by time of W.KM)
GENDER: Male
PLACE OF BIRTH: Unspecified. Implied to be in the state of California.
CURRENTLY LIVING: A small cottage near the edge of the city, but in walking distance (by William's standards) to both the Manor and the barracks.
SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English (also REALLY bad French. Do not believe him if he says he's fluent)
EDUCATION: Academically, he dropped out of high school at 16 and apprenticed as a handyman under his father. He is a fully trained soldier.
HAIR COLOR: Dark brown/black
EYE COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: 6 foot 3 inches
WEIGHT: I have no idea. I've never looked this up, and I'm not going to look into it now. I'm going to guess somewhere between 190 - 200 lbs.
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FAMILY INFORMATION
Reminder: This is not taking into account the scenario of Mark and William being genetically related that blogs may have for their own lore. This will all be disregarded in those cases and I will adjust if needed.
SIBLING[S]: He was the youngest of six. He has three older brothers - Johnny, Ernest, and Harvey - and two older sisters - Lizzie and Annie.
PARENT[S]: Frank and Minnie Barnum
RELATIVE[S]: Due to the large age gap between him (twelve years between him and the second youngest), all his older siblings had married by the time he was in high school. Because of this, he was in the strange position of having at least nine nieces or nephews older than him, and three younger than him. And that's not mentioning his aunts and uncles. There's too many to list, but I should remind you that he was named after his uncle due to the miracle of surviving the odds at birth. Also, if one of his parents took a shine to you, you became an honorary Barnum.
CHILDREN: None. While he did have a reputation, back in the day, he was always careful. He could barely look after himself, let alone a whole other person.
PET[S]: None, for the same reason as above.
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RELATIONSHIP INFORMATION
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Bisexual, though depending on the setting it's not something he actively explores.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single in pretty much every setting. My boy continues my notorious bad luck with ships. But he's also a homewrecker so he doesn't deserve happiness :D
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tagged by: @pinkxtrauma
tagging: I'll be honest, I'm not in the headspace to start trying to think of tagging people. So go for it, if you want.
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