#(why did she think josh was going to be at the nagoya airport | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

snarp · 1 year ago

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Last night I dreamed I got held up at airport security in Nagoya for like 3 hours because my backpack was full of 1) raw meat, 2) Poke Balls containing Pokemon specifically banned from boarding airplanes including Onix and Electrode, and 3) kratom.

Also, I was Ranni the Witch, and, as such, my ID was obviously fake, but they never actually noticed that.

#should have just been tiny and ridden in blaidd's pocket ugh what was i thinking #and i was for some reason travelling with sellen who had for some reason gotten through security just fine #and she kept texting me worthless advice from the gate where she was waiting #like 'ask for josh the supervisor josh' how am i supposed to ask for a specific fake cop when they're interrogating me SELLEN #why do you know josh #fuck you sellen #towards the end she sent me a 'you better hurry we're boarding!' FUCK you #(why did she think josh was going to be at the nagoya airport #does she think all airports are the same airport)#elden ring #ranni the witch #sorceress sellen #pokemon #dreams

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