#(who are you gonna believe--the kingdom that charges you 100000000 dollars per class or your best friend who can literally make things poof
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this and also she ends every fact with the phrase “verified” or “real science fact” so everyone is like oh shes DEFINATELY full of shit and then its all true LMFAOOOO
#coco turning from the most punk ass lazy student to the only one who went to college#everyone is extremely supportive#[going on a magic adventure] (okay but we have to be back before tuesday because cocos final is due at midnight)#marshal broke her laptop once and they went OFF on him#(ALL HER ESSAYS ARE ON THERE!!!)#i think she would be a business major#lime: ofc you go to college and pick the most basic bitch major there is#coco: at least its actually gonna let me HELP mochi instead of taking up space being moody all the time (lime)#(says a random fact) and everyone: (thats not true)#coco: it is a took a class on it once. real science fact#the only side effect is that coco and mochi now occasionally fight about historical facts#because what they teach in the central kingdoms educational ciriculum is different from whats written in mochis spell history books#(who are you gonna believe--the kingdom that charges you 100000000 dollars per class or your best friend who can literally make things poof#out of thin air??)#coco: where is your source
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