#(when I’m able to return more permanently my addisons will be making a comeback!)

[thebigshotman]

Ok I shall leave you all with this for the night.

So I’m switching jobs from Red Robin to Bath and Body Works, mostly for more money but also because I’ve slowly learned restaurants are not my thing lol. All through training today I could NOT use typical salesman language without thinking of Spaul and the Addisons. I swear, what have these characters done to me 😅

Anyway! I’ve started mentally referring to my salesman mode as “Coral Mode”, since my Pink Addison Coral primarily sells beauty care and makeup products like that. Plus it’s a joy to imagine her in one of those blue and white gingham aprons going

*Oh my gosh darling~How are you today?? Good? Awesome! What kind of product were you looking for today? Ooh~shower gel? Follow me; the cherry blossom scent is to die for…

That was like the exact language used in the videos I had to watch, minus an exaggeration or two. And that image will keep me going when it’s stressful 😂 So yeah! Another way Spam and the Addisons have simultaneously ruined and improved my life.

*…Can I go now, sweetie? This apron doesn’t match my style at all.

…Oh. Yeah! You can head home. Sorry, Coral.

*Good. I have no idea how you put up with her, Spaul…

*1T’S [[that easy!]] THAN U TH1NK!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Have a good night everyone! I’ll see you all (hopefully) tomorrow!