#(we're so fucking back chat)

[choccy-milky]

the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO

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[cure-stars]

LET'S SING, LET'S SWING, LET'S DANCE! LET'S BOUND, LET'S SMILE, LET'S FLY! TRY TRY TRIO DREAMS! 🎀

[maximum-rex]

Laboosh, freshly Alien: Prometheus Gooped: Kavir, you've always been there for me.

Kavir: and I always will! Nothing will stop me from doing that

Me:

[lilithschosen]

🥺🫴🏻 can I have some more good boy butch!Agatha with her collar and leash and a pretty new muzzle so she doesn't bite and devour Vidal like the feral carnal freak she is? 🫶🏻🥺

she's a good boy, she says. you should totally believe her and take the muzzle off, she says. i dunno about you but uhhhhh that shits staying on for the time being 😤

It's the primal look she hits Rio with across the dinner table that put her in this mess. The slow drag of her tongue across her canine tooth as she watches Rio crane her neck to read the wine bottle on Agatha's side of the table. How she hoped Rio missed it, but prayed she didn't.

Without any commotion, Rio blots at the corners of her mouth with the napkin and stands from the table. The only thing Agatha can hear is the sound of Rio's heels against hardwood and her heartbeat screaming in her ears.

She grips at the steak knife, stabbing it into her rare steak before slicing off a thick chunk of meat. She doesn't bother with the fork, prodding the meat with the knife and stuffing it into her mouth. She stares back at the plate, the partially eaten meal barely filling her in the ways she needs to be filled.

"Eyes up."

Her head snaps to Rio, standing in front of her with various leather items in hand. Rio raises a brow in question, her tongue poking into the side of her mouth. Her bright red lipstick was perfect in comparison to the smokey eyeshadow she had done for their date night. Their anniversary dinner night.

They didn't want to get another restaurant date and instead Agatha opted to cook for them both. To be fair, she knocked the meal out of the park and it was cheaper and easier to get literally everything the two of them would be craving.

"Sit back."

She slams the knife down on the table and pushes her chair out. She slouches back in the chair, head tilting up as she sucks the leftover taste of steak from her teeth.

Her teeth itch, begging to be dragging across Rio's throat. To be sunk deep into her shoulder, her thighs. To bite and taste and consume.

Rio approaches her from the side, stoic and sturdy as she stops and pulls her collar out from the various items she carried to the dining room. With one hand she drapes it around Agatha's throat and secures it with expert fingers, tightening it just enough that it wouldn't sit comfortably. Agatha growls, a sound reverberating deep in her chest.

She's happy she didn't opt for the tie tonight, pairing it with the white button up and black slacks. Instead she simply kept the top two buttons of the shirt undone, giving Rio ample view of her cleavage and the lack of a bra underneath.

"You were doing so well," Rio's voice was honest but Agatha couldn't help but catch the sarcasm dipped words. "I thought you'd manage to get through the whole meal without an incident."

Agatha snarls, "The fuck do you mean?"

Rio points, wagging her finger as she shakes her head. "That. Right there, that's what I mean."

She unfurls the leash, the black one matching the collar, and sets it on the table. Agatha glares at the leash as if it cursed her, too preoccupied by her disdain for it to even notice what Rio begins to fasten around her face.

A short, metal cage sits over her mouth. She tries to widen her jaw, rolling it around in an attempt to wriggle free from the contraption but Rio slips the buckle tighter than the collar and leans down to face her. Agatha snaps her jaw shut, surging forward until the muzzle presses into Rio's nose.

"I got all dressed up for you," Rio says, reaching to take Agatha's hand in hers before she runs it down her chest. The dress she wore had a gap between her breasts, her heart open and bare for Agatha beneath her soft skin. "You could've had your cake and eaten it too."

As Agatha's fingers ghost down Rio's body, she groans. "I can still eat. Take this off of me."

Rio laughs, a reserved little chuckle. As if she shouldn't have laughed but couldn't help it. She pats the back of Agatha's head between the straps that hold the muzzle up. "I don't think I should do that, baby. You haven't proven to me you're my good boy."

Rio reaches for the leash, pulling at the latch before she hooks it to the o-ring on the front of Agatha's collar. Agatha stares up at her with intense, black eyes. Her tongue whips out again, running across her front teeth before flashing perfect pearly whites.

"You'll learn to behave," Rio tugs at the leash, making Agatha stand abruptly. "One way or another, you'll learn."

[bikananjarrus]

i'm going to write something tonight if it kills me

[dazais-guardian-angel]

JOHNATHAN AND MINA AUUUGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *CRIES AND SCREAMS*

[volivolition]

✨ thinking of him thursdayyyy ✨ (<- said in a monotone deadpan with jazz hands)

[ladybeug]

MAN THE MUSICAL NUMBERS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD I HAD TO PAUSE AND STARE FROWNING okok!!! so the thing was that one time agessss ago you said liking ml fanfics is just wanting to read the same story over and over again and after that textbook 2016 post reveal final kiss that sentence just flashed in my mind and everything that happened in the movie (the ladynoir patrol fighting in the rooftops, the adrien snapping at his dad, gabriel being actually decent) just shifted in context for me and the realization of how fanfic coded the movie is and how that directly related to my enjoyment was so clear i couldnt stop laughing hdhshsjs

WOW ACTUALLY

i remember saying that and its STILL TRUE!! And honestly you're putting it in perspective for me, thats why i liked the things i liked about the movie. like the ladynoir patrol fighting on the roofs also did lowkey make my dreams come true they could have done whatever they wanted in the rest of the movie, that scene is what i live for.

And that last scene really did feel like it was out of a fanfic, A 2016 FANFIC, its OLD FANDOM VIBES. back when we were still chewing up the concept of a reveal and not picking apart the bones of adrien's identity like mad scientists.

I remember thinking im sure ive read this scene somewhere. idk where but i have. all of it in different pieces a million times.

Anyways thank you for sharing this i love it?? good take

[tenshindon]

fuuuuck dude i need sparking zero chiaotzu's such A Thing in it

[villafordefeatedvillains]

what year is it where am i what the fuck are these creatures i have drawn

[xxplastic-cubexx]

so obsessed with how your cherik is old married couple raising 15 children (which is basically what they are tbh)

i always tell myself i draw what i observe and what im observin is two on-and-off divorced old men trading custody agreements like a diabolical game of ping pong

[familyagrestefanblog]

They actually did it

Fucking christ I was RIGHT! They even went so far as wiping out Adrien's memory!

We're back with Chat Blanc.

That's what made Chat Blanc such a unreliable narrator, I made a post about that YEARS ago that Blanc eventually wiped out his own memories with only his love for Marinette left in all that horror while Hawkmoth having been the monster who got him. That's why he incorrectly blamed their love for having ended the world, that was all he could remember as we even saw once he detransformed!

I do not have time to write about this today but this is the worst possible outcome! We are absolutely FUCKED! "Representation" was already a combination of "Chat Blanc" and "Ephemeral" because they were never avoided in the first place and now for the rest of the finale every bad consequences we just sidelined for seasons on end! "Chat Blanc", "Kuro Neko", "Ephemeral", the entire season 4 finale!

How DENSE do you have to be to think that Gabriel Agreste gave Marinette his BLESSING?? She literally told him right in his face that "fOr ThE gReAtEr GoOd" she will let Adrien as an orphan pay for all his family's sins right after the man had a whole mental breakdown of 5 seasons of build-up because he was THIS aware of incompetent and horrible of a father he was!

He was WILLING to give her his blessing and Marinette fucked it up in every way possible! What the hell does Gabriel give a shit about the greater good?? The only thing he cares about is himself, his wife, Adrien and Nathalie! Marinette told Gabriel that everything he loves, is, was, worked for and wished to safe can go and fuck itself because for the greater good she decided that HIS SON is now going to go through every hell that's waiting for him and she didn't even care to ask what that hell will BE!

She just signed Adrien up for it and expected Gabriel to be okidoki with that?

Gabriel Agreste made the wish. It doesn't matter what excuse Marinette has, all that matters is what GABRIEL thinks. And for him she is the enemy of everything he loves and regrets having failed this horribly! What makes you think Gabriel Agreste gives a SHIT about anything else?

Why are you trusting this man?? Gabriel's love is and has always been the worst thing in Adrien's entire life!

What do you think is gonna happen now?? Gabriel made himself a martyr and wiped Adrien's memory of having been horrible while simultaneously the cover story is that Gabriel Agreste died heroically defeating Monarque by Ladybug's side because Chat Noir wasn't there and his son Adrien was kidnapped!

Adrien is gonna fucking blame himself for his father’s death! He thinks he failed his father! Adrien was created out of Emilie's love for Gabriel, Gabriel is counting on Adrien being the only person who would want to bring him BACK! We were RIGHT reading it like that in "Passion"!

Gabriel KNOWS that he can't force either Adrien himself, Marinette, Nathalie or anyone to break apart but if he takes Adrien's memories while everyone remembers how shitty of a father he was to him than Adrien will want to distance himself from them by his own CHOICE!

What the fuck is Marinette gonna do when Adrien now obviously want to go back into his fathers business because he can't remember why he left in the first place and now he wants to make it up to his dead father by stepping into his role and continuing his legacy! You think Marinette crying a bit and saying "I don't want you to work as your father's successor, you don't have to be like him!" is gonna do it??

Adrien is gonna CHOOSE to go back because from his perspective what he's doing is good no matter if his father wasn't perfect and she's just really not being understanding and unsupportive. Telling him to choose himself "but not like that!"

Fuck, im short on time, but I will scream and shout about this forever! What are you guys WATCHING that this is good? Marinette turned into an easy two-for-one kill without Chat Noir, she NEEDED him and now she lost!

Adrien/Chat Noir was NEVER saved and now his insane father GOT him! The new universe started with Adrien waking up, NOTHING before that happened no matter what other people including Marinette herself think they remember! It never happened! The universe started with Adrien and Marinette kissing him awake because Gabriel WANTS her to think taht he gave her blessing or at least what he did wasnt so bad and for good intentions so she doesn't try undoing it before it's too late!

Can you stop being so naive? Why are you trusting and insane and abusive villain father who HATES you to do you JOB?

[megumi-fm]

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[wereh0gz]

Project: New Moon (previously Sonic Eclipse) has gotten so much farther this time than any of my previous attempt at writing it and I feel like I'm going insane

[todayisafridaynight]

//aggressively tapping watch// ok where tha fuck is he then

[volivolition]

reading Kim's Disco Inferno and i absolutely needed to read this fic earlier than im reading it right now. this is so fucking interesting.