#(undecided on if faithjen kids are strictly au or not.)
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my toxic oc/canon creator trait is only giving kids to the ships who would be objectively awful parents because it’s funny to see how they’ll fuck it up
#percenia and karlach: warm and caring ladies who never lost the drive to be kind through their trauma.#extremely nurturing couple who could make a huge difference in a child’s life. too bad there is no such child planned.#meanwhile millie and lae’zel are carrying around a githyanki egg with no game plan because millie was in a silly goofy egg stealing mood.#tracey and sylvia would be fantastic parents. slyvia literally worked with children before the reaping and is a natural at it.#and tracey put up with jestiny so that speaks for itself.#no nuclear apocalypse orphans for them tho.#instead how about johnjess determined to be childless survive a decade of bunker raw dogging only to accidentally adopt two kids.#then conceive a third to prove the j names were also a coincidence.#(undecided on if faithjen kids are strictly au or not.)#(but as much as all my new dawn stuff is really au)#(and ‘‘oh hey babe i spent the last ten years thinking you were dead.’’#‘‘UM anyways i went bunkermad and cloned us up a test tube baby meet your daughter<33’’ IS pretty funny so. maybe kids for them too)
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