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[augustjustice]

20 Questions for Writers!

I was tagged by @ataliagold; thank you so much!! 💛🖤

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

45 at present.

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

418,048 words

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Right now I write for Stranger Things, predominantly Steddie. From 2019 to summer of 2022, I was very deep in the Gotham fandom and wrote for that mostly (it's the thing that actually got me back into writing, and really into posting my work for the first time).

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

After School Special (Stranger Things)

Everything is Different the Second Time Around (Gotham)

The Second Hand Unwinds (Gotham)

Sights On Someone Else (Gotham)

Only Fools Rush In (Gotham)

5. Do you respond to comments?

I always do, even if it's just a quick thank you in response to extra kudos. Comments mean the world to me, one of my favorite parts of fandom is getting to interact with the community that way.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Easily The Punchline, which is a Gotham spin on the comic The Killing Joke. If you tackle Batman and Joker's relationship, there's bound to be some angst, and the Gotham backstory really adds an even more bittersweet twist.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Most of my finished fics have happy endings 😂I'm a fluff girl primarily. Mer-May I Have This Kiss? which I co-wrote with @inkfowl has a very prototypical happily ever after ending, which I'm a sucker for. Honorable mention to my transfem Stevie fic Pretty in Pink, too, since that fic is basically fluff all the way through.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

I've got some weird spam-y comments on occasion (in at least one instance, from a person who did that to many others throughout the fandom), but thankfully no real hate.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I do! Haven't published much of it, although I'm hoping to complete something for the upcoming Stevie Week. By far my smuttiest fic is (I'm the New Cancer) Never Looked Better, You Can't Stand It which is nearly 20k of Penguin/Riddler suit porn.

10. Do you write crossovers?

I've written some crossovers that exist within the same broader universe, so Gotham fics that draw on other Batman media, or my Smallville/Gotham crossover that also uses certain elements of broader DC comics canon. I'd like to write more, though! I've got an idea for school guidance counselor Steve meeting with teens in other supernatural dramas like Buffy, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, etc. No idea if I'll ever get around to it, but I think it would be fun.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

I have! A few folks have asked to translate my Gotham fics. Always very flattered when people are interested in doing that.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

@inkfowl is my co-writing buddy in the Steddie fandom! We've done a lot of writing/roleplay together, including our long, ongoing Study Buddies series.

14. What's your all-time favorite ship?

My current favorite is, obviously, Steddie. Clex (Clark Kent/Lex Luthor, specifically in Smallville) was baby's first OTP and so will always hold a special place in my heart. And Sterek gets an honorable mention, too, as it had me in a chokehold in the fandom days of old and is one I remain extremely fond of.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you will?

I hope that the muses grant me inspiration at some point so I can go back to Wouldn't Catch You Hung Up on Somebody that You Used to Know which is my Gotham/Smallville fic with Clex, Batjokes, and a sprinkle of Superbat. I'm not in the frame of mind for it right now, but that fic is basically my ideal DC crossover future fic. I'm also holding out hope that I might get back to my sort of Legally Blonde college Steddie AU Better Than That, but that remains to be seen. I'll admit, I wasn't entirely certain where that fic was headed, so I would have to try and plot it out before picking it back up.

16. What are your writing strengths?

I would say I'm good at descriptions, particularly capturing visuals and setting tone/atmosphere. People also often compliment my ability to write banter between characters, which is something I definitely enjoy.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

I'm so not a plot gal; I'm much more interested in just writing slice of life glimpses of characters or deepening character interactions, so I think I'm definitely weaker there. Also, while people have told me I'm good at making characters sound authentically in-character, I can really get in my head about that, which is a struggle at times.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I'm woefully monolingual, so I would definitely be reluctant to do this unless I knew someone who spoke the language and was willing to help me out.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

If we're talking about the first ever fanfic I wrote in my notebooks as a preteen and never saw the light of day, then Disney Channel and other more obscure kids shows lol. The first fic I published to AO3 was for Teen Wolf.

20. Favorite fic you've written?

Following trend, I'm gonna do top 5.

Only Fools Rush In, even though it remains unfinished, is my Gotham magnum opus, and I would be remiss not to mention it. It picks up right after the series ends (pre-finale flash forward) and continues the story from there. This was really a chance for me to explore a lot of the things left unsaid in the show proper.

Got Your Mother in A Whirl (She's Not Sure If You're A Boy Or A Girl) is the first Stranger Things fic I ever started wayyyyy back after Season 2 aired and was abandoned before evening finishing the first chapter for years until I got into the fandom again after Season 4. I'm very touched by the way people have responded to it and feel proud of how I captured Steve's feelings while discovering their genderfluidity (and in something I started long before I fully realized I was somewhere on the nb spectrum myself!). Plus, I got to write Stevie and Dustin's sibling dynamic, which is always a favorite of mine.

Got You By My Side This is just a sweet post-S4 one shot, but I feel like I really captured exactly what I wanted to about Steve and Eddie's newly forming relationship with it.

this gun's for hire, even if we're just dancing in the dark An alternate universe first meeting between Oswald and Ed in Gotham, and I'm honestly still pleased with the atmosphere and vibes I was able to capture with this one. It's also brimming with a particular brand of belligerent sexual tension that I live for.

you wanna feel how it feels? (let's exchange the experience) My Steddie bodyswap fic! This is a recent one and still very much ongoing/in the early stages. But it's a fic I've wanted to write for ages now, so I'm very excited to have it underway.

I'm no pressure tagging @eriquin @tinytalkingtina @formosusiniquis @lingeringmirth @momotonescreaming

@chierei @inkfowl @arcanemoody @afoxnamedmulder and anyone else who sees this and wants to join!

[krirebr]

When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. ✍🏻 ✨

Hi Essie!! I also got this from @jamneuromain. Thanks so much to you both for thinking of me!!

We Are Vain & We Are Blind - First and foremost is this one, the fic that I am probably the most proud of. It felt so ambitious while I was writing it and I still can't quite believe I pulled it off. It was several different types of writing I'd never done before and without it, I think a lot of what I've written since wouldn't exist.

I Know I Should Know Better - My first series! I feel like this one really taught me how to do chaptered writing. And I just care so deeply for both of these characters. I love them so much.

Caught Up in Your Trap - The darkest thing I've written so far, probably. But it was just so much fun. And then everyone's reactions to it were also such a blast. This very dark!Andy is just way too fun to play with.

I Can't Sleep Cause My Bed's On Fire - The fic that launched a whole big, crazy, expanded AU. And introduced one of my very favorite characters. And it's the smuttiest thing I've ever written. I love it. Long live Vampire Steve!

More Than This - And of course I had to include my super angsty babies. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I can't believe people have been willing to go on this ride with me, but I'm so happy you all did! I can't wait to keep exploring this relationship and see where it leads. And eventually get to some happy.

[eventinelysplayground]

Are all my finished kintober fics so far the smuttiest things I've ever written? No but this has so far been a very good exercise in getting more comfortable with it. Some I've shocked myself in both good and bad ways and others have either fallen short of or surpassed my expectations for them. There's likely something for everyone though and surprisingly enough a lot where I used two prompts without even intending to, I mean there's at least three of them that take place outside. Also have a few that now I just have to write other stories for cause I just liked the idea that got me there 😆. Only 4 more days to go!

[greyeyedmonster-18]

(thank you for the tag, lovely, @blitheringmcgonagall <3)

1. how many works do you have on ao3?

nine. small but mighty <3

2. what's your total ao3 word count? 585,789

3. what fandoms do you write for?

HP and only for the marauders

4. what are your top 5 fics by kudos

ten reasons (to go to michigan): my beloved midwestern child. where remus is divorced and meets sirius in the upper peninsula

No Matter the Wreckage: my love letter to sirius black

Carry Me Away: sirius is a sheltered posh boy on his first bit of rebellion; meets remus; summer lovin'

From Fire to Fire : oh we don't talk about her, but read at your own risk!

Fault Lines : divorced wolfstar AU

5. do you respond to comments? why or why not?

So, sometimes, but not usually. I read all of them, i promise! i just never know what to say, and replying to everyone "thanks so much for reading!!!" feels like a social pleasantry more so than a genuine response...and so i just don't. But if a comment is particularly long, or asks a question, or invites more of a dialogue, i will respond!

6. what is a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

I'm going to go with Fault Lines. because thats the only fic i have that doesn't have a "happy ending". After i first posted this, about 80% of my asks were "how could you" or "fuck you???"

7. what is a fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

They're all happy endings! I really do love the ending to ten reasons though.

9. do you write smut? if so, what kind?

I did once lol. a few times! 1% inspiration 99% perspiration is the smuttiest i've ever gone in a fic. i also wrote a very brief one-shot here for tumblr called "Team Players" ft. football player sirius and remus watching him change in the locker room so....have fun finding that! but largely, i write fade to black, or avoid writing it at all.

10. do you write crossovers? what's the craziest one you've written?

Nope

11. have you ever had a fic stolen?

A fic directly stolen? No. Ideas/headcannons from my fics and dropped elsewhere? Yes (e.g. james saying inspirational quotes while having sex from my moonchaser fic being repurposed in the jily fandom... to name something specific.). More than once!

12. have you ever had a fic translated?

I have had a few people ask, but they've always wanted to publish it outside of AO3 and thats a no from me dawg.

13. have you ever co-written a fic before?

I have not, though one day, if we ever get around to it @femme--de--lettres and i have a great wolfstar fic idea.

14. what's your all time favourite ship?

Wolfstar duh. I am also starking trash.

15. what's a wip you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

I don't start fics that I don't finish! I'm not a person with a WIP folder on my desktop or a million half-baked ideas and paragraphs scattered. I just have one that i work on and thats it. so my current WIP, i will finish!

I have abandoned/deleted fics that i started in the past, and thats typically because i dont imagine myself finishing them ever.

16. what are your writing strengths?

i...i am...good at the little things. like little tuesdays and random thursday afternoons.

17. what are your writing weaknesses?

world. building. i simply do not. also punctuation. what is that? who knows. not me!

18. thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

look, i would love to one day write a telenovela marauders fic in spanish, but this is not the time (also would love to write latinx black brothers). thoughts is that its great if you speak the language and/or have someone who does speak it who edits its for you!

19. first fandom you wrote for?

This one. this is it. HP and marauders.

20. favourite fic you've written?

i'm currently very much enjoying clear eyes, full hearts and the simplicity of it all so. i'll go with that <3

tagging bestie @femme--de--lettres and @maybebabyplease (sorry if you've been tagged!)

[missroserose]

Fic self-rec meme thing!

Super huge thanks to @shiftylinguini for tagging me in this—I'm flattered! The rules:

Recommend us 3 of YOUR fics: 1 that is “most popular” and 2 that are “hidden gems.” Then tag some folks.

My "most popular" varies a bit depending on whether you sort by kudos or hits, though (unsurprisingly) they're two of my smuttiest. Sunflower, my Harringrove roommate AU, is perennially at the top and has the most kudos. In retrospect, this probably isn't surprising—it's an undemanding bit of porny romance-y fun, easy to read but (I suspect) ultimately forgettable. Quickly, look away, on the other hand, has fewer kudos but almost half again as many hits—it's a much darker take on their dynamic, and I suspect it sticks in people's minds (and thus lends itself to rereading) in a way the first one doesn't.

As for hidden gems...hm. Imperfect as it is (and, in the light of S4 of Stranger Things, as out of character as Robin is), I'm still very proud of Wake Me Up. I wrote it for an exchange where I'd been assigned @rhubarbdreams, after flaking on him in a different exchange when life came down on me—so when I looked at his prompts and immediately hit upon a concept, it felt like being given a second chance by Fate. And to date it remains the most ambitious story I've managed to finish—two weeks before the due date, I took a look at the half-finished manuscript I'd gotten stuck on, decided I wasn't disappointing him again, and buckled down. (I'm still incredibly grateful to my poly family for taking up the slack while I basically disappeared into that writing/editing hole.)

Moving into a different fandom entirely, another one I'm particularly proud of is Young At Heart. Inspired by a comparatively goofy conversation with @notwhatiam where she demanded to see Grandpa getting high with David, it turned into a rather elegaic meditation on aging, and loss, and what we lose when we trade our humanity for the (false) promise of a life without grief. (With an undercurrent of homoeroticism, because it wouldn't be David—or me—without it, but oddly, I think Aloysius Emerson is the straightest character I've ever written.) It's my least-read story—unsurprisingly, as it's for a tiny fandom for a 35-year-old movie, featuring no major pairings, set 30 years before the film, and different enough in tone that it's practically an original story—but it's one of the ones I'm happiest with, in part because I've gotten some of the most thoughtful and incisive comments from the people who have read it.

Now for the tags! Definitely grabbing the usual suspects: @redmyeyes, @ihni, @laveracevia, @introvertia, @skybound2, @callieb...and adding @alwaysthrowsscissors and @lord-kaira into the mix, too. What're you most proud of, that you've written?

[thnxforknowingme]

Ask game - 🎃 Do you write fics for certain holidays? Which is your favorite holiday inspired fic?

I generally don't want to write a story unless there's something in it that's personally compelling to me, and since a lot of holiday stories have been told to death, it's not a trope that I'm drawn to often. But I have written a few!

I wrote Til Undeath Do Us Part, a Halloween-related Klaine fic, because I wanted to write about acting in a haunted house. It's not spooky at all, though.

Then there's Christmas Sponsor, where I wrote about Rory spending the holidays with Sam's family, a missing scene I was always super curious about.

I wrote It's Who I'm With for Klaine Advent 2021 - this is definitely my favorite holiday-specific fic that I've written. It was fun to play with Christmas themes but also try to make the story relatively grounded instead of completely falling into Hallmark movie cliches.

And uhhh then there's Naughty and Oh, So Nice, a Christmas-y kublam fic which is maybe the smuttiest thing I've ever written? I loved the idea of harnessing that cozy feeling of being home for Christmas and seeing old friends...and also having sex with them I guess 🤷‍♀️

Thank you for the ask!!

[rushingheadlong]

Alone Time - A Brian May smut fic

Summary: Brian always tells himself that he’s going to take his time with this... but he never does.

Wordcount: ~1,100 [+ a bonus epilogue]

Tags/Warnings: 18+ / NSFW, smut, masturbation, toys

Notes: Written for an anon prompt for “Brian fucking himself with a dildo”. We didn’t get fancy with this one folks, it is in fact just straight-up smut.

Brian always intends to take his time with this. He always tells himself that he’s going to take this slow, savor every second of it and make it last… but he always ends up being far too eager, and those plans quickly get thrown out the window.

He works himself open on his fingers, and the first one always goes in so easily but he still gasps and squirms against it anyway. And he pushes the second one in quickly, because it’ll take more than one finger to get him ready for the toy, and it doesn’t hurt - he’s too familiar with this and he uses too much lube for it to really be painful - but there’s a fullness to it that just feels so good.

And he knows that three fingers feels even better, so he works another inside of himself and he whines and bucks his hips against his hand as he pistons his fingers in and out of his lube-slick hole. His fingers are certainly long enough to reach his prostate and every brush against that sensitive bundle of nerves makes his eyes roll back in his head, but he always wants more, more, more - so when his hand starts cramping, as it always inevitably does, he pulls his fingers out and reaches eager for the dildo that he set aside earlier.

The dildo he’s chosen today for today’s fun is only a hair wider than his three fingers had been but it’s certainly longer - long enough that the sight of it alone is enough to get Brian burning hot with need. His empty hole clenches in anticipation as Brian quickly slicks up the toy and his cock, which he’s hardly touched so far, is rock-hard and dripping wet with precome.

Brian always tells himself that he’s going to take his time with this, and this is the only part where that almost happens. He knows he’s open and ready, god, he can feel how open he is, but he still doesn’t want to go too rough too quickly and hurt himself.

So he slides the dildo in slowly, feeling every inch of it as it fills him up, and he moans and drags his face against his pillow as he works the toy in with short, shallow thrusts. It’s thick and hard and unyielding and it goes deeper than his fingers did, until he thinks that there’s no way that he can fit more inside himself. But somehow he always does, he always manages to work those last few inches in, and then the flared base is pressed flush against his body and Brian shakes and gasps and tries to focus on not coming immediately from the sensation of being filled alone.

Pulling it out feels just as good, the slide back against every one of his nerve endings making him moan loudly as his body clamps down and fights to keep the toy inside. And he wants to take it slowly, he wants to savor every moment of feeling so damn good, but the next push back inside is a little harder, a little faster, and whatever scrap of control Brian was holding onto immediately disappears.

He rocks his hips back to meet the toy, and every thrust goes deep and hard, brushing against his prostate and making sparks fly behind his eyes, which have slipped closed as he chases his pleasure. His mouth is hanging open and he’s moaning and panting as he keeps thrusting the toy into his hole, faster and faster until his arm tires and his fingers are slipping on the toy with the excess lube that’s dripping out of him with every movement.

That’s not the only thing that’s dripping. There’s precome smeared across his stomach from where his cock hits against his skin as he rocks against the dildo, and pooled on the sheets beneath him as well. Brian isn’t a pornstar, and he can’t come from penetration alone, but it certainly feels like he could with how hard he is and how pleasure skitters up his spine with every thrust.

The moment he gets a hand on his cock he’s going to come, he knows that, so Brian braces himself on his chest and reaches back to play with his balls first, gently massaging them and rolling them in his hand, and he moves back further and presses against his perineum while he grinds the diildo against his prostate.

“Oh- oh fuck, fuck, fuck,” he moans as his hips stutter and his hands slip against lube- and sweat-slick skin, and he can’t wait any longer.

He wraps a hand around his cock and he barely has to move his hand at all with how he’s still rocking his hips against the dildo, alternating between taking the toy deep inside himself and fucking forward into his fist. He’s moaning continually, half-slurred fuck’s and oh god’s slipping out without any thought on his part. He feels like he’s on fire, desire flooding every nerve ending in his body as he feels himself racing towards that edge-

And then that wave crashes over him and Brian groans and trembles, holding the dildo deep in his hole as he clenches around it and grinds it against his prostate, his other hand stripping his cock as he comes and comes and comes. He can feel come hitting his chest and spilling over his fingers, and as he comes down from his orgasm he keeps stroking his cock, eventually just teasing the head, whining and squirming at the pained-pleasure of being overstimulated until it becomes too much to bear and he collapses against the bed.

He’s panting heavily and he’s lying in a puddle of come, but when he reaches back with a shaking hand to pull the dildo out he still whines and clenches down around it, his body desperate to keep it inside even after he’s come. One of these days he’s going to cave and buy a plug, because he feels so empty once the toy is out that it’s almost unbearable. He trails his fingers around the rim of loose and still-slick hole, whimpering as even those gentle touches send sparks of overstimulation firing along his nerve endings.

Brian finally pulls his hand away and tosses the toy somewhere down towards the end of the bed to be dealt with later. He’s going to need to shower after this… and change his sheets… and probably light a candle to get the smell of sex out of the room…

And he’s definitely going to get on all of that, once he catches his breath and gets his legs working again - because he’s certainly not in a rush to keep moving any more.

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[This prompt was tacked onto the end of the “Queen eating muffins” prompt from a few days ago. The exact phrasing was “modern au queen eating muffins. just like hanging out being pals and eating muffins. Or alternatively, brian fucking himself with a dildo. thx!” and the contrast of these two had me crying with laughter.

So, because of that, have this absolute crack-y epilogue, with hints of poly!Queen.]

Brian gets himself cleaned up in his room. He keeps a stash of wipes on hand just for this, so he doesn’t have to trek out through the flat to wipe away lube and come. He’ll have to shower still, of course, but it gets the job done for now. The toy gets perfunctorily wiped down and set aside for a proper cleaning later, and then Brian leaves his room in search of breakfast.

He should be the only one home. He had begged off of going out to brunch with Freddie, Roger, and John in order to have some proper alone time in the flat, and he’s not expecting them to be home for some time yet.

Which is why it’s such a shock when he enters the kitchen and sees John and Freddie sitting at the small table tucked in the corner, a pot of tea and a plate of muffins in front of them, both of their faces flushed as they look up at Brian.

“Um,” Brian squeaks, and he can feel how bright red his own face is becoming. “How- how long have you been home?”

“A little while now,” Freddie says, sounding strained. “The place was booked full so we grabbed muffins to-go and thought we’d surprise you with breakfast…”

“And we were the ones who got a surprise instead,” John mumbles, and Freddie kicks him underneath the table.

Brian thinks he’s going to die from embarrassment, because he knows how thin these walls are and how much they must have heard. “Ah, well, erm…” He clears his throat and scrambles for something, anything to say to alleviate the tension in the air. “Did Roger run out then, or not come home with you?”

“No, he’s here. He’s in the shower,” John says in a tight voice.

It’s a testament to how much Brian’s spectacular orgasm fried his critical-thinking skills that he finds himself asking, “Doesn’t he usually shower at night?” without really thinking anything through.

“Yes, darling, he usually does,” Freddie says and that’s all it takes for the pieces to fall into place for Brian.

“Oh. OH. Well, uh…” He pulls out a chair and sits down across from Freddie and John, grabbing one of the muffins and taking a huge bite out of it. “Thanks for breakfast?”

Freddie and John exchange a look. “Don’t mention it,” John says with a sigh, and reaches for a muffin of his own.

It isn’t until much later, when Roger emerges from the shower looking decidedly relaxed and Freddie and John have disappeared into their own bedrooms, that it really hits Brian that his friends heard him getting off… and didn’t leave the flat. And he wonders if maybe, just maybe, there was something more to the tension in the kitchen than simple embarrassment.

[msgexymunson]

Brat

Dom Eddie x Brat Sub Fem Reader

Based off this ask: Can I request a fic where Reader is being a brat at a party (squirming while sitting on Eddie’s lap, grazing her fingertips over the crotch of his pants, kissing his neck while he tries to make conversation) so he fucks her in the bathroom? 🫠 your smut is so perfect - @munson-blurbs 💚

A/N: well this is probably the dirtiest thing I've ever written, what can I say. I love asks like this, short and sweet with a great prompt, so thanks for the push!

Warnings: NSFW, the smuttiest smut, some angst, a sprinkle of fluff, minors DNI you'll be scarred for life, talk of drug deals, reader being a brat, few seconds of dirty dancing with Robin x reader, fem!fingering, oral male receiving, face fucking, degradation (reader called a brat) very much dom Eddie being forceful/man handling/pushing, p in v unprotected sex, (use your head people) rough sex, slight injuries, aftercare

2.5k words (this was supposed to be a drabble bugger)

Masterlist

Standing with your solo cup in hand, you stare at Nancy, trying to interest yourself in what she was saying.

"Where the hell are you right now?"

Shaking your head out of your daydream, you try to focus back on the here and now.

"Sorry Nance, what was that?"

Nancy tuts, following your eyeline; eyes finally resting on Eddie. He's standing side on, evidently closing a deal with some ex jock you don't know.

"Jesus he's your boyfriend, don't you get enough of him?"

"I suppose not!" Flushing, you giggle and turn back to the conversation, taking a gulp of overly strong punch.

"You've seriously got it bad. I'm impressed! He must be, hmmm... skilled?" She gives you a look whilst raising her eyebrows.

"Yeah, you could say that." You smirk thinking of all the times he's had you sprawled on his bed screaming his name.

"Well go on, get over there, you clearly need to get this out of your system."

"Thanks Nance."

You sway your hips, walking over to Eddie. It doesn't seem possible that you would ever get over how handsome he was, how hot he could get you by simply being there. Leather jacket hanging on his taunt frame, he leisurely laughs with the guy in front of him, holding his hand out to take some notes.

"Well they there handsome" you bite your lip, eyes darting from his gaze to those perfect lips of his and back again.

"Hey baby, having a good time?" Hands resting at your waist, his fingers trail patterns in your sides.

"I suppose. Just miss you is all." Your lips reach his ear, sucking want.

"Okay baby give me a minute, I got a couple more deals to do and I'm all yours."

Before you can protest he's pressing a kiss to your cheek and moving away from you, hand waving at some guy you don't know.

Drinking the rest of your punch, you huff into the wind, not that it'll do you much good. Eddie's already locking eyes with the loser.

Grabbing another drink you dance a bit to the music, albeit a tad more slowly, suggestively. Eddie's not even looking in your direction. He sits at an empty sofa, in full discussion mode with some guy. Restlessness pulls you in and before you know it you've collapsed into his lap, kisses making their mark on his neck.

Eddie turns to you, eyes blazing.

"I know baby girl, just give me a few more minutes eh?"

Before you can react he's picking you up, extracting a wanting moan from you; but as soon as the man handing starts it's over. He's placed you on the couch, alone, and he's waving at some girl.

That really does it. Some fucking girl has grabbed his attention more than you. Anger simmering, you pull yourself to your feet, eyes shooting daggers at the dumb slut that has taken your boyfriend's attention. A small part of you is trying to reason with the rest of you. You hear it whisper that Eddie is clearly just making a deal here, but you are loath to listen. You have been vying for his affection all evening and now he's laughing with some blonde bitch? That simply will not do.

Sashaying towards him, you flick your leg over his, hand tracing over his thigh.

"Sweetheart, give me one more minute ok?"

He pulls your leg off of him, eyes transfixed on the girl in front of him.

You sulk at his words, huffing into the air. Getting up to dance again, you reach over to Robin, grabbing her by the waist. Grinding into her, you notice how wide her eyes go at the contact.

"Woah, as much as I'm enjoying this exploration into sexuality, what's up with you?"

"I'm trying to make Eddie jealous."

You stroke Robin's jaw, eyes focusing on Eddie.

"Woah woah woah, as much as this is fuckin' hot, I'm not getting in the middle of this."

Robin lifts her arms up and out of the way, laughing. You nod at her in understanding and yet again try and grab Eddie's attention. Nothing.

Then you see him laugh. Throwing his head back at this absolute slut.

Stalking over, you throw your arm around his neck, other hand tracing the outline of his dick in his jeans, trying to show blonde slut here who Eddie belongs to.

"Jesus, what the hell sweetheart!"

You smirk at him, smile turning obscene, hips moving towards him.

"Come on sweetheart, let's go!" He smiles through gritted teeth.

Eddie turns his head away from you, clearly pissed at your antics. He grasps your wrists behind your back and pushes you, practically frog marching you out of the room. Firm hands lead you into the quiet upstairs, door opened to a nearby white tiled bathroom.

As soon as you enter, strong fluorescent light hits you, making you squint. Eddie's large hands roam against your figure making you forget about the harsh unnatural glow.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing sweetheart?"

Eddie's hands continue to rub into your sides, though the question remains.

"I-I wanted your... attention."

"Well, I could fucking see that. Why couldn't you wait?'

Face flushing, you don't think you can keep eye contact right now.

"I- I wanted... " Eddie's rough fingers make their way along your jaw bone, the other hand digging into the flesh of your thigh.

"Wanted what?" His voice is almost a whisper. A threat.

'I, I wanted all of your attention." You have the decency to at least look downwards. His fingers dig into your jaw, forcing you to look at him.

"Well, you have all of my fucking attention. Why?' You can see his jaw clenching in irritation.

Your chin hangs low, eyes desperately trying to seek anything but his.

"I... I didn't... want you to look at... that blonde girl any more."

Eddie barks a laugh at you, rough fingertips squeezing your cheeks.

"Baby, I couldn't care less about her. You know girls flirt with me to try and get cheap gear, right? Hell, guys too sometimes."

You know. You did the same, many months ago. Nodding, wet eyes meet his.

Uneven fingertips brush along your jawline whilst chapped lips trace in the other direction. His mouth makes it to your ear, every word a hot mist that makes you shiver.

"That doesn't give you an excuse to be a fucking brat."

Suddenly, his hands are on your chest, just below your throat, pushing you backwards. You stagger, almost tripping over your own feet, back slamming into the tiled wall.

The breath has been knocked out of your lungs, mouth open in shock. Eddie grins but it doesn't reach his eyes. They glitter with something you've never seen before. Fear grips you, and something else. Something that makes your thighs squeeze together.

Eddie yanks your dress up and pulls down your underwear bearishly. A strong hand takes its place between your legs, cupping your mound. He presses himself against you, pinning you to the wall with his body, his other hand snaking to the back of your neck holding your head in place so you cant look away.

"Is this what you wanted?"

You gulp, wide eyes locked on his face, incapable of speech. He's never been rough like this with you before. All his movements are usually peppered with such love.

You nod, shakily.

Eddie slides a finger against your folds and you whimper. You can already feel your slick start to escape.

"You better use your words, brat."

Tears start to form in the corners of your eyes, unable to process how he's making you feel right now.

"Please Eddie."

Laughing mirthlessly, he scoff and mimics you. "Please Eddie. Oh now your polite, huh?"

Without another word he's plunging two fingers inside of you with so much force your nearly lifted off your feet. Your moan is hoarse and long, a noise ripped from your throat.

Eddie's movements are unyielding. His fingers stay deep seated inside you, curling onto you hard and fast. His palm is pressed solidly into your clit, grinding against it. The sopping, squelching sound your cunt is making is bordering on embarrassing, but you're so full from Eddie's fingers it's hard to care about.

You feel hot pressure building in the pit of your stomach alarmingly quickly, the feeling intensifying, almost shooting down your legs and up your spine.

"Oh my God, Eddie-"

"Yeah? My little brat gonna cum already?"

His movements become even rougher, face almost sneering at you with effort, squeezing your neck tightly.

You cum then, scream echoing off the tiles, tears spilling out the corners of your eyes. Eddie's hand fucks you through it until you're a babbling mess, hand pawing pathetically at his arm to get him to stop.

When he pulls his hand away with a wet sucking sound your knees buckle, you're only held up by the hand Eddie's wrapped around the back of your neck for a moment.

Wordlessly, he brings his hand up, turning it in the light. You see it's completely covered in your release, wet shining in the harsh light of the room. Sticking his tongue out he licks a fat stripe up his palm, eyes rolling back at the taste, before he wipes the rest on a nearby towel. Your thighs clench at the obscene gesture.

Eddie releases you and presses a kiss to your mouth, thumb rubbing a tear away from your cheek. The gesture seems so out of place, almost a relief after the harsh lines his face displayed moments ago. You nod at him, answering his unspoken question, is this still ok. He rewards you with a small smile which you return weakly. Knowing your Eddie is still there calms you slightly.

Eddie steps back slightly, pulling his jacket off and throwing it to the floor at his feet.

"Kneel."

You flop to the floor immediately, knees resting on the leather.

"Back up a bit. Against the wall."

You look up at him in confusion but shuffle backwards, raising your eyebrows expectantly.

Eddie grasps your face by the chin, looking down at you with a condescending smile.

"Now, I'm gonna fuck your throat, and you're gonna take it, okay brat?"

Your eyes widen, cunt throbbing at his words.

"Y-yes Eddie."

"Good girl."

A high pitched whimper leaves your mouth. Eddie chuckles lowly, undoing his belt and jeans, pushing them down just enough to free his throbbing cock. You open your mouth, tongue on display in anticipation. For some reason it looks bigger than normal. It might just be the fact that he's making you feel small.

You reach your hands out to touch him but he smacks them away. Eddie grasps the back of your head and guides himself to your waiting mouth.

"Tap my leg if you can't take it baby."

You hum your understanding, eyes trained on his swollen dick. Your lips wrap around him, softly sucking off the pre cum. Groaning, he uses his other hand to steady himself against the wall and thrusts slowly into you. Your eyes automatically shut tight, willing yourself to breath out of your nose. Thumbs pressed into your palms, you're desperate to take it. To be his good girl.

He bottoms out, your nose pushed against the thatched hair at his base, spit escaping from the corner of your mouth. Swallowing around his length, you look up at him through wet eyelashes. The look he gives you back is sinful, biting his bottom lip hard.

He pulls out slowly, almost completely, then thrusts back in. You hollow your cheeks, trying your hardest not to gag. Eddie begins thrusting intently, forcing your head against the wall, cushioned from the hard tiles by Eddie's firm hand.

Guttural moans fill the room as Eddie fucks into your mouth, using you.

"Fuckin- yeah, take it."

You can feel him twitching, but you cant hold back the gags, retching sound coming from your mouth. Defeated, you have to tap out.

Eddie pulls out. Spit bubbles down your chin and tears form in your eyes as you wipe your mouth.

"I'm sorry Eddie I-" 

Eddie pulls you to your feet, feral look plastered across his features. He pulls you in for a searing kiss then spins you around so your pressed against the wall.

He kicks your feet apart so you spread your legs wider. Hot breath hits the shell of your ear.

"If you can't handle me in your throat then I suppose I'll just have to fuck the brat out of you."

Quivering at his words you feel the tip of his cock breach your entrance. Without warning he pushes into you right up to the hilt, pulsing dick hitting your cervix.

No time to adjust. Eddie's rutting into you like an animal, one hand on the wall, the other pulling you by the hair. You sob, tears streaking your face, moaning and babbling. Eddie is grunting with each violent thrust, air forced out of his lungs with effort. Each pound hitting your soft spot with ease, turning you into a broken mess.

You feel your impending orgasm twist your belly into knots, cunt throbbing, blood hammering. Opening your mouth, you scream but no sound comes out, spasming, coming violently around his cock.

Eddie's next thrusts push you into the wall, face smashed against the cool tiles. He pounds into you, unrelenting, until finally his hips stutter and his release coats your insides.

Panting he pushes his weight off of you slightly, hand moving to stroke your cheek, feather touches caressing the hairs stuck to your sweaty skin. Planting a soft kiss, he leaves your insides with a hiss so you can turn.

"You okay sweetheart?" Concern fills those doe eyes of his, worried he pushed you too far.

"...yeah." your voice sounds small and childish almost. Meek.

He wraps you in his arms tightly, thumbs rubbing your back with care.

"Sorry sweetheart."

"No I'm sorry I was being a brat. Eddie that was-"

"I know, too much, I didn't-"

"That was fucking incredible." You stare at him with glossy eyes.

"Shit, really?" You nod emphatically.

"The fuck did I do to deserve you?" He kisses your temple.

"We better get cleaned up and out of here princess."

You glance over to the mirror and shock hits you. Your hair looks unrecognisable. Your makeup has ran down your cheeks, some spit still dribbles off the end of your chin and tears have run rivets down your face. Somehow, there's a small bruise forming under your eye and your dress strap has snapped. Eddie doesn't look much better, bangs plastered to his face with sweat, red faced, and still a little wild eyed. A smear of blood is down his chin, you presume from biting his own lip.

"Well at least we look like we had fun." You giggle, turning back to him to capture his lips in a soft kiss.

"So, clean up, sneak home, cuddle?"

Eddie winks at you. "Sounds like a plan brat." 

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[lostinfantasyworlds]

Can you give me a list of the smuttiest InuKag fics you can think of? It’s, uh, for my friend. 😏

OOOOOH anon you have no idea how excited I was to see this ask in my inbox!! We are truly blessed in this fandom with soooo many talented smut writers, and I feel like I still haven't even read enough to be qualified to give a complete answer, but I will do my best with what I've read so far!

P.S. There are so many stories I adore that have AMAZING smut, but since you specifically asked for the smuttiest, I'm only going to include stories where sex is the main focus of the story. Also, so as to not make this too long, I tried to limit myself to only 5 stories per category, and only one per author (with one exception).

PWP One Shots/Quick Reads (<10k word stories focused almost entirely on the sex)

Lesson by @akitokihojo - (AU. Light BDSM) Akitoki's summary: "After a long night out, tensions begin to build. Kagome gets herself into a little trouble with Inuyasha, and Inuyasha is more than happy to teach her right from wrong." Listen...this fic changed my life. I actually had little to no interest in smut before joining this fandom, but then I decided to read this and it was SO HOT that it unlocked a slutty side of myself I wasn't even aware I had. I have been having SO much fun reading/writing all kinds of smut ever since, and it is in part thanks to this fic!

The One With the Fantasy Type Thing by @shinidamachu - (Canon) Inuyasha and Kagome share their sexual fantasies with each other (and then act on them, of course😏). Words can't describe how much I love this. Sid's writing is phenomenal and I can 100% see this happening in a post-canon world. 100/10 HOT AF 🔥

Heavy Petting by @intoevernightfanfic - (Canon) Kagome discovers that Inuyasha's ears are an erogenous zone. This story was nominated for FC a few quarters back, and I remember being blown away when I read it because of how well written and in-character everything is, and of course how incredible the smut is!

Make Me by @keichanz - (AU) It's extremely hard to pick just one of Heather's stories, because she has SO MANY amazingly smutty fics (she's called the Smut Queen for a reason!!). This is just the most recent one I'd bookmarked, and it is (as usual) stunningly written and sexy as all fuck. But be sure to check out her other NSFW InuKag stories because there is SO much gold there!

Underneath It All by @superpixie42 - (AU) A wonderfully fun and sexy story that also features some incredible NSFW art by @kalcia!! Pixie has a way with words that is just so freaking enjoyable and makes me smile every time I read one of her fics. You'll also definitely be fanning yourself after this one! Again, be sure to check out her other NSFW InuKag stories as well. You won't regret it 😉

There are sooo many PWP one shots out there, and I feel bad because I know I'm leaving some incredible ones out, but I have to stop somewhere. I do need to give a quick shoutout to @lavendertwilight89 though, who has so many fantastic PWP (some with plot) InuKag stories that it was impossible to choose! Also @mamabearcat who has a plethora of amazingly smutty InuKag stories that I just haven't gotten the chance to read all of yet!

Sexy Short Stories (Fun 10 - 40k word stories that have a decent amount of plot but the general vibe is consistently sexy)

Breathless by @witchygirl99 - (AU) Witchy's summary: "Horny Non-Runner Kagome seeks Scowling Adonis Inuyasha who is Equally As Horny. Things happen." My god Witchy's writing brings me so much joy it's unreal. This story is sexy and funny and amazing from start to finish with some of the hottest smut I've ever read to top it all off! You will 100% need a cold shower to cool off from this one 🔥🔥🔥

I Do(n't) by @ninmenkaspeaches - (AU) AHH I love this story!! Not only does it have an amazing plot (best friends to lovers ONE OF MY FAVS), but there is a sexy undercurrent throughout (including Inuyasha's ✨secret occupation✨) and of course some wonderful smut! This author also has a few other smutty InuKag stories which you'll definitely want to check out 😏

Thirst Impressions by @fandomobsessions016 - (College AU) I finally read this the other day and now I am wholeheartedly OBSESSED with this story. The writing is flawless and there's so much fun flirting and sexual tension buildup between Inuyasha and Kagome that progresses so enjoyably and has a very satisfying conclusion 😏. Plus the entire premise is Kagome finding Inuyasha to be ridiculously attractive, which, I mean...same.

Three's Company by @anisaanisa - (AU. Poly InuKagSan at first) If you like the idea of adding Sango into the mix with InuKag (TANDEM👏🏻BLOWJOB👏🏻) then you'll definitely enjoy this story (with endgame InuKag!). The perfect mix of porn and plot, sweet and sexy, this is such an enjoyable read from start to finish. Also be sure to read the follow-up Two for the Show for more glorious InuKag porn that is just 🔥🔥🔥

The Right Wrong Number by @neutronstarchild - (AU) Kagome accidentally texts a random number (which just so happens to be Inuyasha's) a picture of herself in a bikini that was meant for her ex. Inuyasha responds with a picture of his own, leading to a sexy back-and-forth resulting in phone sex (and actual sex, of course!). Such a fun and smutty story that also features some absolutely drool-worthy STUNNING art by @nartista!! We are blessed by these two, I tell you.

Smutty AF Long Format (If you like a healthy dose of plot with your porn. In all of these, a  good chunk of the chapters have smut)

Pennies and Dimes by @witchygirl99 - (College AU. Complete) Kagome is a phone sex operator to help her pay for college. Upon meeting Inuyasha, they begin a hate-fueled sex-only arrangement that slowly turns into friends-with-benefits and then leads to falling in love. I said I was going to limit myself to one story per author, but I had to make an exception here because a list of the smuttiest fics just wouldn't be complete without this story!! I'd had this on my Marked for Later for a while, and made a point to finally read it specifically for compiling this list and I am SO glad I did. SO. MUCH. MAGNIFICENT. SMUT. With a side of adorable feelings. 100/10 🔥

A Worthy Sacrifice by @lemonlushff - (AU. In progress) Lemon's summary: “They call me the ‘Goddess of Death’...but you may call me ‘Mistress’.” This is definitely another one that earns its spot on this list! I just LOVE this story and am so excited to see where it ends up going. Such a cool, creative plot with so much wonderful wonderful smut it's just...*chef's kiss*

Hit the Like Button by @omgitscharlie - (AU. BDSM. In progress) Kagome is an influencer coming out of a painful breakup and Inuyasha is a mechanic who rubs her the wrong way at first. The plot in this is fantastic, and once the smut begins there is plenty of it and it is all wonderfully filthy in the best way! Please heed the tags, as there are heavy BDSM elements and kinks in this story in case that's not your thing. If you're good with that, you will certainly enjoy! This author also has all kinds of insanely hot InuKag stories/one shots (some within this universe, some other AUs, and some canon-based) that will definitely satisfy your smut craving!

Mating Fever by @clearwillow - (Canon divergent. Complete) Carra's summary: "Inuyasha has a problem - it's mating season for youkai - and he's doing everything in his power to ignore the call. When the new moon comes and goes, Inuyasha is faced with two more problems, and they're both eyeing Kagome." An absolute classic in the Inuyasha fandom that I finally read in preparation for compiling this list! Such a fun scenario to imagine (that Carra absolutely knocks out of the park), and the smut is plentiful and incredible (Kagome getting to enjoy sexy times with three versions of Inuyasha...at one point even all at once?!?! HELL👏🏻YES👏🏻)

The Real Me by @fawn-eyed-girl - (AU. In progress) Sexy tatted rockstar Inuyasha finds his mate in equally sexy journalist Kagome. There is sooo much more to this story than just the smut, but since there is an abundance of it and it is all amazing, I had to include it here!! Sex against a wall in semi-public, sex bent over a table, marathon all-night sex, romantic lovemaking, you name it! This story has it all and it is GLORIOUS. Plus a fantastic plot with plenty of romance as well!

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Well there you have it! I encourage anyone who has any other smuttiest InuKag stories to recommend to please add on (going to tag @inukag-archive)! I'm still relatively new to this fandom, so I've only just scratched the surface as far as reading fanfic goes. If I left anyone out, it's most likely just because I haven't gotten around to reading everything I want to read yet, sorry!!

Thank you so much for the opportunity to indulge, anon!! ❤️

[irisofpurple]

Good Girl

Summary: What happens when Lana comes home to Ethan, fashionably late after a girls night?

Book: Open Heart Book 3 (post ending)

Pairing: Ethan Ramsey×f!MC (Lana Stevens)

Word Count: 2k.

Warnings/Rating: Smut, Swearing, NSFW; Explicit.

A/N: This is pure filth and nothing but filth. A self indulgent produce of my very Scorpio brain and the smuttiest fic I've ever written. I'm not exactly sorry but you've been warned jskssjjkkhhssk. It follows up after New Look, which was my first ever Pictagram edit. I suppose you can still read this if you missed that though. Hope you enjoy reading!

This work is NSFW and meant for 18+ readers only. Please use discretion.

Disclaimer: All characters belong to Pixelberry.

A rush of giddy excitement hit her as she turned the keys to his apartment, making her stumble slightly at the doorstep as she entered.

Alcohol from the countless shots Jackie made them do was still hot and pumping through her veins. In her drunken haze, Sienna had actually convinced her to keep the wig on.

She adjusted it slightly before she realised she'd stepped into pin drop silence, the moonlight streaming in through the floor to ceiling windows the only source of light cutting through the darkness.

A quick glance at her watch told her it was 2:30 AM. Way past Ethan's bedtime.

Her stomach dropped. The girls night had went on longer than she'd anticipated. They'd gotten a bit carried away between gossiping and drinking to new beginnings. It had been a while since they'd had a relaxing night as this after all.

As fun as that was, what Lana was really looking forward to tonight was seeing Ethan. All that teasing had made her as hot as she'd hoped to have made him. She wanted to leave right then but it wouldn't have been fair to her friends.

Her shoulders slumped. It was no use now.

She turned head into the bedroom, the knowledge that she'd find him peacefully asleep making her heart sink a little.

"You're late."

The familiar rumble of his voice echoed through the room, making her gasp in surprise and turn back around.

There he was. Sitting at the bar with a glass of scotch nestled in his hand.

Her heart jumped in her throat, a fresh surge of adrenaline coursing through her, renewing her excitement even more than before.

The contrasting shadows and moonlight highlighted his already sharp jawline, making him look more beautiful than ever.

Slowly, he rose from his seat, drawing nearer to her, his dark predatory gaze never leaving her. She wasn't able to look away either, her belly clenching with anticipation with every step he took.

She shivered as he ran his fingers though the red hair, his blue eyes going the deepest shade of sapphire possible.

"You're still wearing it, I see." he muttered darkly, a dangerous edge to his voice.

A slow smirk spread across her face. She knew no joy like seeing Ethan Ramsey tethering on the edge in a struggle for control.

And she'd make sure he fell over tonight.

"I thought you'd fallen asleep." she said, feigning nonchalance, pointedly ignoring his observation.

In a sudden movement, he pulled her hand by the wrist to the front of his pants, making her feel his hardness though the fabric.

"Do you know how hard it is to sleep like this?" He said through gritted teeth.

Lana was unfazed. Her tongue darted out to moisten her lips as she stared right back into those celestial blues.

"I can only imagine." She murmured huskily as her fingers caressed him ever so slightly, confidence oozing through her as he twitched violently at her touch.

He pulled her hand away and onto his chest, having realized that his move had backfired.

"You made me wait." He accused, his rebellious gaze dropping to her lips.

"I think I know exactly how to make up for it." Lana said with coquettish smirk.

She captured his lips soon after, not letting him a chance to say anything more. Her hands travelled down to palm his bulge once more, making him groan against her lips. Tongues tangled in a desperate battle for dominance, their need for each other assuming more importance than air for a few breathless moments.

Lana pushed him onto the couch, looking down at him with a devilish smile as she pulled off her wig, shaking free her natural blonde curls. They fell around her shoulders gracefully as Ethan watched her with an awestruck look on his face, all traces of resistance gone. She took off her top next, taking delight in his sharp intake of breath as her breasts spilled free before his reverent eyes, following to straddle his lap and continue kissing him with abandon.

Her lips trailed down the corded muscles of his neck, sucking and biting as she goes. Ethan's hands meanwhile were firmly gripping her waist, another one inching underneath her skirt, closer and closer to her soaked core.

But she wouldn't let him get there. Not yet.

His shirt flew across the living room in a matter of seconds and then she on her knees before him, her lips having left a wet trail of kisses all over his chest and abs.

She unbuckled his belt with deft fingers, pulling down the redundant material of his trousers. His cock sprung free, jutting out in all it's glory, demanding immediate attention.

Her delicate fingers gripped him firmly, pumping him a few times torturously.

"Lana.." Ethan groaned helplessly.

She gave him a smile that she knew he found devastating.

"Feel free to pull my hair." she said as she moved to give a long luscious lick along his length.

Her blood red lips were wrapped around his cock the next second, causing Ethan's hips to buck up involuntarily. His fingers tangled in her hair, making her hum around him in satisfaction.

She was on her knees but the one surrendering was Ethan, completely at her mercy. That knowledge was as beholding as it was empowering.

She sank down the length of him, hollowing out her cheeks, relishing every grunt and moan that escaped his throat as she took him deeper into her own.

She repeated the motion, working him up, not letting the involuntary gags or tears brimming in her eyes stop her from taking him where she wanted.

Keeping eye contact, she realised him with a dizzying pop only to suck on his heavy balls till they were as wet as his now glistening cock.

The look of sheer adoration mixed with lust and frustration on his face had to the hottest thing she'd ever witnessed. It made her own folds drip with arousal.

Her tongue flicked across the slit of his tip, before her warm mouth engulfed him once more to bob down his steely length with determination, taking him all the way in.

"Sweetheart, you're going to make me.. FUCKK!"

His grip on her hair tightened, almost to the point of pain. It only served to excite her more. She didn't let up till he emptied himself down her throat, cursing as he shook and came like never before.

She licked him clean, not leaving a single drop.

She felt breathless and a little punch drunk as he pulled her up and into his arms, kissing her tenderly, softly caressing her cheek and wiping away the tears.

He pulled back to look at her, concern etching his handsome face. "Are you okay?"

She laughed. "Of course. Why wouldn't I be?"

He seemed satisfied with her answer because the look of worry gave way to a roguish smirk.

"Just needed to be sure cause I'm not done with you yet."

"Wha-"

"Shhh." He silenced her with his fingers. "You had your way with me, didn't you? Now it's my turn."

"But.." her query died in a moan as Ethan's fingers found her dripping core.

"Damn." He hissed. "How are you already so wet?"

Lana was in no shape to answer because his thumb was working her clit in maddening circles, excruciating pleasure rippling through her as two fingers curled into her slick passage.

Her eyes rolled to the back of her head as his skillful fingers moved over her with precision and expertise, over and over again. Just when she was about to reach her peak however, he ceased all movements.

Lana cried out in disappointment from the sudden loss of sensations.

"What are you doing?" she hissed at him in frustration.

Ethan only smiled. "You didn't think I'd let you get away with all that teasing so fast, did you?"

"What do you-"

"Hush, my darling. I said it was my turn. You made me wait for you all evening. Now close your eyes."

"But-"

"No arguments." He said firmly.

Lana hesitantly shut her eyes, the ache between her legs getting unbearable with each passing second.

"Good girl." She could hear the smile in his voice. "Don't move an inch and keep your eyes shut. I'll be right back."

"Where are you going?" she cried. "You can't leave me like this."

"Don't you trust me, my love?" He chastened.

Lana gulped. "I do but.."

"No buts then. I promise I'll make it worth your while but no cheating or this ends here."

"No!" Lana shook her head. "I'll do as you say."

"That's my girl."

She heard his footsteps fade away as she struggled to stay still. She was tempted to take a peek and more anything else, touch herself and soothe the throb between her legs. She could get off so easily right now.

But she didn't dare disobey. The wait and build up made her wetter and more turned on than she'd ever been.

Her breath came in shallow pants as she waited and by the time he was back, she felt like one touch would be enough to make her explode.

He secured a silky fabric across her eyes and she heard a low click of glass on the surface of the table.

What the hell was that?

Her heart pounded in her chest and her sex clenched in anticipation.

"Hands above your head and don't move. Or I'll have to tie you up."

She nodded eagerly, following his instructions. "Please Ethan."

He chuckled. "Patience, my love. If there's anything I learnt tonight, it's that waiting makes everything better."

She gasped as she felt his lips on her inner thighs, his beard deliciously scraping her skin as he kissed her everywhere but where she needed him most. It was too much but not enough.

His fingers hooked around the lace of her panties. "As pretty as these are, they have to go."

A loud rip followed, tearing through the room and informing her that her panties were definitely in shreds.

"That was.." she choked out, almost in alarm, unable to finish her sentence. But Ethan seemed to understand her concern.

"I'll buy you more." He grunted.

She felt warm liquid slosh onto her chest, flowing down slowly between the valley of her breasts and down her belly, making her entire body tingle.

Her back arched as the flow inched closer to her pulsing core. She moaned out loud as it finally reached it's destination, suddenly cooling her hot sex.

Ethan's mouth closed on her clit before she could process what was going on.

"Ethannn" She cried out.

She didn't recognize the feline noises escaping her, gasping and moaning for her life as she climbed higher and higher with each masterful stroke of his tongue.

"God. I thought scotch was best had neat. I was wrong. So wrong." He muttered against her sex.

The low rumble vibrated through her body and as soon as his fingers joined the ministrations of his mouth, Lana catapulted over the edge, fireworks exploding behind her eyes and blinding her with hot white pleasure as she came all over his face harder than ever. He didn't stop till all the aftershocks rocking her subsided, letting her ride out her orgasm.

He removed her blindfold and pulled her into his arms, gently kissing the top of her head as she hugged him feebly.

As she caught her breath, her eyes landed on the expensive half empty bottle of scotch and she laughed. "Scotch and sex? Who would've thought?"

Ethan chuckled, running his fingers through her hair. "Me apparently. How did it feel?"

She buried her face in his chest, feeling her face heat. "You know how I felt. I was pretty vocal about it."

Low masculine laughter rumbled through his chest making her heart squeeze and sex clench, like she didn't just have the best orgasm of her life.

She wasn't embarrassed though because she could feel his rock hard errection against her thigh.

She looked up at him mischievously. "Are we ready for a round two?"

She yelped as he lifted her, her thighs wrapping around his waist as he carried her to their bedroom.

"Always."

Whew! I hope you enjoyed reading that. As usual, I'd love to know what you think. Please forgive the mistakes if there are any. I couldn't proofread due to shortage of time.

Tags: @lem-20 @pixie88 @aleynareads @maurine07 @whimsicallywayward15 @lovingramsey @coffeeheartaddict @txemrn @shewillreadyou @aussieez @queencarb @quixoticdreamer16 @schnitzelbutterfingers @imaneditorthankyouverymuch @mercury84choices @thegreentwin @adiehardfan @custaroonie @headoverheelsforramsey @openheartfanfics @choicesficwriterscreations

[theesteemedladydebourgh]

2021 in review: fanfic writer edition

thank you @missgryffin for tagging me! the past year months (since i started writing fic in August) have been crazy and wonderful, and i can’t wait to dive into 2022!

i’m pretty sure everyone’s done this by now, but if anyone hasn’t, feel free to consider yourself tagged! 🥰

BY THE NUMBERS *as of 12/30/21

words written: 370,993 

words published (AO3): 344,537

# of published one-shots: 2

# of completed multi-chaps: 2

# of one-shots in progress: 1

# of ongoing multi-chaps: 4

# of fic ideas waiting their turn: Oh...14

longest work: Jingle—Holy F*ck (130k+ words)

shortest work: The Last Sad Love Story Ever Told (6,410 words)

most chapters in a fic: 24 (Jingle—Holy F*ck)

highest # of kudos: 481 (Jingle—Holy F*ck)

highest # of hits: 15,454 (Jingle—Holy F*ck)

top 3 fics by kudos: Jingle—Holy F*ck, Good Old Fashioned Love Letters, When We Lost One Another

top 3 fics by hits: Jingle—Holy F*ck, Good Old Fashioned Love Letters, When We Lost One Another

BEHIND THE NUMBERS

most challenging fic to write: When We Lost One Another

fic that came easiest to write: The Tale of You & I

most true-to-the-outline fic: The Tale of You & I stuck exactly to its outline. my most well behaved child.

most unlike-its-outline fic: Jingle—Holy F*ck decided about 1/6 of the way through that it wanted to do something completely insane and i went along with it. (yes, it’s the sequel)

favorite reader freak-out: the fight scene in GOFLL 5, when everyone was screaming ‘James wtf are you doing???!!’

most controversial scene: not necessarily a scene, but basically jily’s entire 2008 breakup in JHF (so james)

hottest ask box topic of the year: people mad at 2008 JHF!James 😂

most loved OC: I think the only two true OCs I’ve written are Olivia and Roger from JHF, so by basis of least-hated...we’ll go Roger

most hated OC: Ms. Olivia Briar has several hit squads out on her currently 👀

favorite things about writing our heroes: getting to explore how these two fell in love. we know that they were in love and extremely compatible, but that’s about it, and it gives us so much creative freedom (and fun!) to explore all the ways it could’ve happened. 

favorite villain to write: I’ve got to say, I do enjoy writing Olivia’s scenes even when they’re super angsty for Lily and James 

favorite marauder to write: obviously the answer to this is James, because i (shockingly) love him to bits. if he’s out of the question since he’s 1/2 of jily, definitely Sirius. He’s just so easy to write with anyone, because he’s always got something to say 

most i've cried while writing a scene: well, the most recently I’ve cried is the ending bit of JHF ch 20, but there’s a scene quite a ways on in my jily Normal People AU to love, softly that just made me sob like a baby while I was writing it.

most i've laughed while writing a scene: all of the GOFLL scenes with Trelawney 😂i had such a fun time writing her chaos.

smuttiest smut scene: JHF Ch 9 (the car scene 👀). I had a moment while writing it where i was just like...wow this is rated E. like, so E.

favorite jily kiss i wrote: ohhh. probably the first kiss from to love, softly. I love this line: “All I know is one second there I stand there, seventeen years old, wearing a yellow sundress and un-kissed by James Potter, and the next second I’ve kissed my best friend.”

hardest trope/thing to write: anything drawn out! which is why i’m so surprised that JHF was super drawn out and long, because normally i like to skip over the waiting to get to the good stuff 😂

easiest trope/thing to write: smut is very easy to write for me, as long as i’m not thinking about it. as soon as i start trying to focus, it just won’t come. i also find love declarations/falling in love so fun and sweet to write.

proudest fic moment: finishing GOFLL, because i’d never finished a fic before and that was huge for me! (also...that i successfully kept The First Time Divorcees Club a secret until the last chapter of JHF)

any fic regrets? i don’t tend to dwell on fics once they’ve been published, because i feel like they’re out in the world and people have read them and i can’t do anything, so best not to panic. i think i might’ve liked if I’d waited to post to love, softly until it was all written because it’s a fic that goes best in one flowing piece and this long break wasn’t in my plan 

2021 fic habits to break: starting a million different things. 

2022 fic habits to make: finish things before i post them! i'm very good at keeping to deadlines once i’ve set them—if I post that something will be coming out on x date or x time i will definitely do it, but it causes me a lot of stress and there was a point towards the middle of JHF where I was midway through exams and i felt so mentally and physically exhausted keeping up with the chapters 😅preferably i’d like to do less of that. 

[be11atrixthestrange]

2021 Year In Review: Fanfic Writer Edition

Thank you @cheesyficwriter @voldemorts-tap-shoes and @adenei for tagging me!

BEHIND THE NUMBERS: words written: 256,329 words published (AO3): 236,329 # of published one-shots: 19 # of completed multi-chaps: 4 # of fics in progress: 1 (The Loft) # of ongoing multi-chaps: The Loft and Saturday, a Jily fic I've written part of but haven't published. # of fic ideas waiting their turn: 1 - Saturday longest work: Completely Mental (65,437) shortest work: Probably something in Romione Ramblings! That's where I post all my tumblr drabbles. most chapters in a fic: Waking Up In Vegas (15) highest # of kudos: Completely Mental (225) highest # of hits: Also Completely Mental top 3 fics by kudos: Completely Mental, Waking Up In Vegas, The Loft top 3 fics by hits: Completely Mental, Waking Up In Vegas, The Loft most challenging fic to write: Probably Completely Mental. It was really difficult to weave seven years of missing moments into canon while still remaining relatively canon compliant! Canon provided a lot of constraints and it challenged my creativity in a new way. fic that came easiest to write: Waking Up In Vegas just flowed like honey! It was a fun, lighthearted fic and was such a joy to write! most true-to-the-outline fic: Do You Believe In Magic? was mapped out from start to finish and somehow ended up exactly as I planned... even if the final chapter got mixed reviews. ;). most unlike-its-outline fic: Usually I have a hard time starting a fic without knowing exactly where it's going, but The Loft has no outline (or plan whatsoever...) and is just an outlet for my imagination! So that one! favorite reader freak-out: @romioneb's detailed account of her pet possum using her as a bedpan while reading Waking Up In Vegas, but she was so engrossed she didn't notice right away! And @bluegreenandpurple's detailed play by play of Do You Believe In Magic! As well as everything @accio-broom, @voldemorts-tap-shoes, @cheesyficwriter, @adenei and @mina-roman have ever commented while beta reading! most controversial scene: The final chapter of Do You Believe In Magic or the Hermione/Cormac altercation in Waking Up In Vegas. hottest ask box topic of the year: I had my asks turned off for most of the year, as I was focused on writing other content! Hopefully I'll have time to turn it on again! most loved OC: Dave, the CEO of Erised Elopements in Waking Up In Vegas. I stan him. Angelo the friendly ghost. Or Marriane McCormick in Like It Never Happened. most hated OC: Dave. I mean.. even though I stan, he's still kind of a dick. favorite villain to write: Rita Skeeter in The Disappearances of Godric's Hollow. favorite character to write: 100000% Dumbledore in Do You Believe In Magic most i've cried while writing a scene: One Last Dance. most i've laughed while writing a scene: Some of what happens in The Loft gets me giggling. AVPM Draco and Ron the Leaper come to mind. smuttiest smut scene: The second to last chapter of Waking Up In Vegas. I'm blushing just thinking about it. favorite kiss i wrote: The kiss on the bridge in Waking Up In Vegas. hardest trope/thing to write: Anything involving a very intricate plot and needing lots of backstory. I want to jump into the juicy stuff right away. easiest trope/thing to write: Any kind of cringe or awkward banter. Give it to me, baby. proudest fic moment: Finishing Completely Mental after 14 months! And making it to the top four of the @romioneficfest with Double Hazelnut Almond Milk Macchiato. any fic regrets? Nope! 2021 fic habits to break: Can't think of any :). 2022 fic habits to make: Get back into writing a chapter every few weeks, whether that's for The Loft or my unpublished story! Tagging: @accio-broom, @romioneb, @mina-roman, @bluegreenandpurple, @zurisenchantedquill, @rosequartzstarswrites @bavalon18 @heavensquill @myargalargan

[stonecoldhedwig]

2021 in review

Thank you @blitheringmcgonagall for the tag!

BY THE NUMBERS words written: 259,694 (and counting! some of this is RP and OF too) words published (AO3): 191,916 # of published one-shots: 7 # of completed multi-chaps: 2 # of one-shots in progress: 0 (I am surprised by the number of one shots I've written this year because I don't like writing them) # of ongoing multi-chaps: 6 # of fic ideas waiting their turn: so many. Mainly another Oliver one, and a James Sirius one. longest work: Caraway was 119,967 words but I wrote most of those last year so I don't think it counts. This year it's A Great Many Things at 14,963. shortest work: Coney Island at 1,159 words. most chapters in a fic: Again, Caraway at 33; but this year, Honeybee Mine at 5. highest # of kudos: Caraway at 445; then Highgate at 77 highest # of hits: Caraway at 13003; then Opaline at 1748 top 3 fics by kudos: Caraway; Highgate; James Potter and the Case of the Lacy Black Bra top 3 fics by hits: Caraway; Opaline; Highgate;

BEHIND THE NUMBERS

most challenging fic to write: Highgate is kicking my butt. Actually, everything's kicking my butt. My brain is mush. Help.

fic that came easiest to write: A Great Many Things. Would die for Oliver Wood, obvs.

most true-to-the-outline fic: Hmm. Highgate is true to form, just difficult to write atm. A Great Many Things is too.

most unlike-its-outline fic: Honeybee Mine. Fuck knows what I thought that was gonna be, but it's much better now 😂

favorite reader freak-out: People enjoying the fact that McGonagall gives James dating advice in Better Ways.

most controversial scene: People did not like Opaline. Mainly because Harry and Ginny have hate sex. Sue me. Despite that, y'all read it A LOT, so you filthy beings owe me a drink.

hottest ask box topic of the year: idk topic wise, I don't get a lot of ask box engagement. My favourite was the ask that just said "your (sic) not that funny". I die.

most loved OC: Robin Belmont in A Great Many Things. He's probably my favourite OC I've ever written, let alone in fanfic.

most hated OC: Lucinda Clearwater. Just y'all wait.

favorite things about writing our heroes: Banter. I bloody love the banter!

favorite villain to write: I like writing Snape, obvs, because he's gross. But I think I also like writing Regulus as a murky character in Highgate.

favorite marauder to write: James. ALWAYS James.

most I've cried while writing a scene: Giving Us Doomsday really hit me in the feels.

most I've laughed while writing a scene: I straight up lol every time I write Honeybee Mine. It's so stupid.

smuttiest smut scene: I've actually not written that much smut in 2021, because it's been a profoundly unsexy year. James Potter and the Case of the Lacy Black Bra is the only pure smut I've written. There's also some angsty sex in the last few chapters of Caraway.

favorite Jily kiss i wrote: probably when they got their act together again in Caraway. It's not the best writing, but it was bloody agony getting them there.

They reached a slightly wonky shed and James moved swiftly, pressing Lily against the wall. He kissed her. James could taste the champagne still on her lips, could smell the rose perfume that she dabbed in the hollows where her jaw met her neck. James wanted to stay in that moment for as long as they could—to commit to memory forever the way she felt beneath his hands, the feeling of her fingers tracing patterns against the delicate skin at the nape of his neck, her other hand buried in his wayward hair. Really, he could have stayed there forever; James had always said that Lily was ambrosia, enough to satisfy any need he might ever have had.

hardest trope/thing to write: Oh the weird chapters that propel the story but aren't that interesting?

easiest trope/thing to write: Banter between friends. James and Sirius, Lily and Marlene, Oliver and Robin - it's my favourite thing to write.

proudest fic moment: coney island is damn good writing. Finishing Caraway was powerful; fucking powerful. Writing only one of 16 Oliver Wood/Alicia Spinnet fics is hilarious.

any fic regrets? Yes, but not ones I can say right now.

2021 fic habits to break: Finish a fic. I beg of you, girl, finish a fic.

2022 fic habits to make: Writing more regularly, finishing fics, writing more Oliver Wood.

Tagging @malfoylestrange @nymphadoratonqs @midnightelite @jennandblitz @nagemeikenu @magic-girl-in-a-muggle-world and anyone else who'd like to do this!

[thehoneyedhufflepuff]

2019 Top Five

Rules: It’s time to love yourselves! Choose your 5 favorite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought into the world in 2019. Tag as many writers/artists/etc as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works!

thank you for tagging me @ninemagicks @sourcherrymagiks @f-ing-ruthless-baz @sharkmartini 💜

2019 was the year I found Carry On & this lovely fandom. It was the year I started writing & drawing again after many years of being creatively stagnant (& I wrote a LOT; over 310k published on AO3 & who knows how much is currently sitting unpublished in my Google Drive). It’s been a bit of a bumpy ride—lots of self-doubt & uncomfortable feelings about my own work—but this book ultimately gave me my creativity back, & some wonderful friends, & self-growth, day by day. I’ve been in a bit of a funk since the end of the countdown, & especially these last few weeks, so I think this will be a good opportunity for me to reflect on the things I’m proud of & try to say some nice things about my own work. Let’s get the party started.

1. Between the Lines

Y’all probably aren’t surprised, right? I feel like BTL has really helped me grow as a writer while telling a story that’s very personal & important to me. When I first started this fic, it was meant to be just a little bookshop AU. I’m very proud of what it’s become, & the reception it’s had has blown me away. I appreciate everyone who’s read it/reading it/yet to read it so very, very much. I never would’ve guessed that I’d still be working on this fic, let alone how long it would be. I think it’s probably my best work stylistically & in terms of the story, even if sometimes I cringe when I reread the beginning. (I either cringe or really like my work when I reread it, there’s no in-between.) (I mostly really like this one when I need to go back & study it.)

IDK, I’ve talked about BTL a LOT the last eight months. I’m not sure what else I can say about it right this moment, but I’m sure I’ll think of something eventually, & hopefully y’all aren’t sick of hearing about it because I don’t think I can help it.

🦖💛💙🦖

2. A Pair of Splendid Morons

This fic is still near & dear to my heart. I like to say it was the first fic I finished in the fandom, but it was actually my second (I don’t...like to talk about Merry Gentlemen. At all. I think I’ve been scarred since I got a scathing anon review in the comments [which is why I no longer allow anon comments on AO3, RIP].) (I made some...choices with that fic. ANYWAY.)

So Splendid Morons was the second fic I finished in the fandom (it’ll be a year old on Valentine’s Day; can you believe?!). It’s my second-longest (after BTL, of course, lmao) & I wrote it in just six weeks, which is lightning-fast by my standards. (This set me up to think I was a fast writer. I was sorely disappointed when I discovered that’s not the case.) It’s also my most-read fic, though BTL is super close to taking the crown.

My writing’s improved a lot since I first posted APOSM, I think, but I also think it holds up pretty well! (I do worry sometimes that I wrote Simon too soft, & there are a few mistakes I made by not properly researching [ahem, looking at you, Suitgate].) (One thing I found slightly amusing was the influx of readers this one got after Wayward Son, lmao. This fic is not in the vein of WS at ALL.) (Okay, that might be sort of false? I do mention trauma etc. in the fic, but I guess the main difference is that Simon & Baz really try to face these things together instead of apart. And also they communicate, albeit somewhat awkwardly. It’s a dream come true.)

For anyone who hasn’t read it, it’s a Carry On-era canon first time fic, & it spawned my post-Carry On series that is now an AU. I still have stories to tell on that timeline, but it’s sort of hard to forget Wayward Son completely, you know? When I first started writing this, it was technically still possible. Now it’s only possible as an AU, which is fine. (I’m not really sure where I’m going with this...I just have weird feelings, lol.) OH, also this was the first time I ever wrote a sex scene. I think it’s actually pretty good for a first time (mine & theirs, lmao).

3. Housewarming

Sort of cannot believe I’m picking the smuttiest thing I’ve ever written as one of my top fics of the year, but also??? I’m proud of this fic. It’s super hard to write smut—no euphemism—& I reread this one recently & thought I did a pretty good job. (I was actually slightly ashamed after I posted it, but I got over that once I got some nice comments. Nice comments are always very helpful.) I’ll share one here, which I think is fine since AO3 comments are public anyway:

Your writing just has so much LOVE in it and you write their companionship and connection so beautifully. You know, I wasn't going to read First Bite because that's not my kind of thing and usually grosses me out, but I've loved your other stuff so I gave it a shot. Turns out, it's just that stories like that tend to focus on the kink and grit, but you focus on everything that's good between them instead. And then you show how those good things lead to the perhaps more-than-vanilla coupling.

This fic, too, is grimy and steamy, but it's also sweet because you include the right details... This is not a smut fic of the rough kinky variety. It's a smut fic about two people reveling in a sacred space/act they've created together. Props to you because the difference is palpable. (I have never in my life written so much about sex on a fic review so sorry about this ramble lmao)

Y’all...this comment meant so much to me. This is what it’s really about, you know? I’m trying to show them expressing love, & this just made me so happy. Numbers-wise, stories with a focus on sex seem to get fewer kudos/comments, & I think part of that is the anonymity factor (which I totally understand), but I just want to say that something like this means A TON to those of us who write stuff like this. Many thanks to @sappho-said-i-could ; this comment single-handedly made me much less self-conscious about this particular work. 💜

4. Crashing Through

This is one of my favorite ficlets from the countdown, & also my most popular countdown fic on Tumblr in terms of notes (not that that’s a deciding factor, but it DOES make me happy). It’s a little alternate ending to WS (just a what if? for the beach scene at the end of the book.)

Like many, Wayward Son hit me really hard. I love Wayward Son a lot, but I spent days feeling so emotionally drained, & then weeks just unable to write. This was one of the first things I wrote that even had anything to do with Wayward Son, & fun fact! I wrote it all by hand in the car on a day trip. While it’s obviously not a canon-possible scene at this point, I still really like it. (I reblogged it yesterday as part of my Fandom Anniversary Reblog Thingy that I’m doing, & I read it & thought, Huh. Sometimes I’m decent at this whole writing thing.)

I actually felt stuck when I went to write Be With Me after this, because I didn’t think I could top the way they said I love you in this one (I still...sort of prefer this to the scene in Be With Me but oh well, what’re you gonna do).

5. “Love”

Can y’all tell I don’t normally name my art pieces? I don’t normally name them. I’m super proud of this one; it was the last piece of art I made in 2019, & I think it’s one of my best. It’s one of my least “popular” pieces in terms of notes, but I still really like it a lot & I did a side-by-side comparison of this next to my first fanart last year & it was super encouraging to see my progress. Sharing art has been scarier for me than sharing writing, but seeing how far I’ve come since June was very helpful.

ANYWAY! BTL is super close to my heart, as y’all know, & I had a moment where I just really wanted to draw them in this moment where they’re finally getting some time to just be together & enjoy the newness of their relationship. This was done in copic marker for the most part, though I also used colored pencil for their blushes (my brand 😏) & Baz’s sweater. (At one point I thought I’d completely ruined the whole piece because of how Baz’s sweater was looking, but then @knitbelove gave me some sweater advice & I went back to work & held my breath & everything turned out okay in the end.) This is also the last traditional piece of art I’ve done, & I should probably change that soon. (Please give the original post some love if you’re so compelled. 💜💜💜)

I think I’m a few days late in terms of doing this, so I’m not sure who all has gone yet! I’ll tag @warriorbeeofthesea @krisrix @pipsqueakparker @icarus-n-flames @vkelleyart @singerofsimplesongs @fight-surrender @knitbelove @annabellelux @pitchpatronus @subpar-selkie @neck-mole @cynopoe @gibbarts & anyone else who sees this & wants to do it! Seriously, that means you! 😉

[beskarberry]

Thanks for the tag darling!

1. How many works do you have on Tumblr?

7!

2. What are your top 5 fics by notes?

Blue Orchid

All That Glitters

Bargaining with Beskar

Kudzu

Solisequious

Some chapters of the longer fics have more notes though than the starting chapters, such as Garden of Ishtar, which is ch9 of Bargaining but has more notes than the rest of the story lol

3. What’s your total Tumblr word count?

242997 according to Ao3

4. Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

I really try to! It's easier for me to reblog comments here than it is to reply to them on Ao3, but I love each and every comment I get! Sometimes my social anxiety gets the better of me though and I end up feeling weird replying to a late message, but I see you and I love you so much!!!

5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

I guess All That Glitters has the least difficultly-acquired ending but tbh I wanted to write more chapters for it so idk if that even counts. It's clean cut and ends on good dialogue.

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

I refuse to end on a sour note! Nobody ever comes out unscathed but I don't do sad endings! I can't, life's too hard and sad as it is. That being said, Ch11 of BwB was honestly the most heartbreaking thing I have ever written and I will not be doing that again.

7. Do you write crossovers?

Working on one now! Solisequious is my Treasure Planet/Prospect crossover, it's nearly finished, one chapter to go!

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

No but I've gotten a comment I did not like. It wasn't meant to be hateful, but it was praising my fic for not pulling the same stunt as a certain Popular Fic, which I haven't even read to the end so I'm kinda butthurt over it but it wasn't meant to be mean. Don't compare authors' fics, kids!

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Literally everything I write is smut. All my SFW is just lead up to the NSFW lol. I love fringe smut! Mpreg, Eggpreg, alien transformations, sex pollen galore, just some weird goddamn shit, but I cushion it with the FLUFFIEST FLUFF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN! Helps the oviposition go down ;)

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Better fuckin not I will riot.

11. Have you ever had a fic translated?

No

12. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

Gomez and Morticia

13. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

The very first Ezra fic I started was a modern!Ezra who's an actor in a Shakespearean theater that plays the role of Don John in Much Ado About Nothing. I bit off way more than I could chew with that one, I think sea shanties and space filk are where I draw the line on poetry.

14. What are your writing strengths?

I get told my imagery is really strong, so I guess that? It's hard to say

15.  What are your writing weaknesses?

Nobody hurts my feelings better than I do, so even my smuttiest, filthiest writing will still have strong emotions that nobody really signed up for. sorry

16. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I'll sprinkle in curses and affectionates, but that's about it

17. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Technically Gravity Falls but that'll never see the light of day lol, after that I wrote a bunch of KFP and Zootopia oc fics.

18. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

Probably Blue Orchid, that was the first time I really let myself go with writing what I want, even if it was FILTHY. I probably should have stopped with one chapter, but it got such good feedback I had to write more, sorry about that last chapter being such a tearjerker! I was having a bad week.

Tagging my beloveds @unhinged-summer-fun @ezrasbirdie @absurdthirst @novemberrain221

Fic Writer Review

Thank you for the tags @captn-andor & @queenofthefaceless!

No pressure tags at all!: @mandocrasis @luxurybeskar @caesaryoulater @honeyloverogers @samwilsons-pillowpecs @fromthedeskoftheraven @keeper0fthestars @rae-gar-targaryen @agirllovespancakes

1. How many works do you have on Tumblr?

Total?? Uh.... 26 for the star wars blog and I'm going to say like higher than 50 maybe for the main. (i have too many masterlists to count).

2. What are your top 5 fics by notes?

Innocent Kissing (Bucky Barnes x fem!reader)

Dirty Little Secret (Bucky Barnes x fem!reader)

Pleasure Is A Kind Of Pain (President Loki x fem!reader)

Trouble (Bucky Barnes x fem!reader)

Black Velvet (1980s!Din Djarin x fem!reader)

3. What’s your total Tumblr word count?

I have no idea but my ao3 one is 267,017. Since not everything is there I'm going to say Tumblr is a lot higher.

4. Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

Absolutely!! I love seeing people's thoughts on what I write and especially love to interact with them. They make my whole year honestly and I re-read them often when I need something to cheer me up. I do my best to get to all of them, but some I don't see.

5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

This one I honestly don't know. I'd have to say either Winter Lover which was a Loki fic I wrote for the holiday season last year or my Shattered series from last year with Poe. I'm sure there's others, but I can't remember.

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

Pull up a chair cause this will take awhile. There's the 40s Steve Rogers fic Muse which has a heart wrenching ending. Siempre with Joaquín Torres that is still fluffy but doesn't end happily. When I Grow Too Old To Dream with 40s Bucky (another painful story) as well as Lover's Sighs with Bucky too. I'm also not being so nice lately with my Black Velvet series. I am unable to not write angst honestly.

7. Do you write crossovers?

Once. A short drabble with Javi and Ezra called Find Me In The Meadow. My Black Velvet series is also a crossover of some of the different eras of star wars.

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

No

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

1000000000%. My blog is filth based with some heartbreak thrown in for spice. If I'm doing smut it's as dirty as I can get without feeling uncomfortable. Kinks are added, but again it's based on my comfort level as the writer so I don't go into dark themes and such.

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of.

11. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Nope.

12. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

I'm a big lover of SamBucky (they are hero husbands in my mind), Jamie and Claire, Finn and Poe (it was a romance). There's so many more that I forgot.

13. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

So many sadly. A series called Champagne Tears with Steve Rogers. Another series with The Thief from Pedro's commercial called Wicked Games and a Sam Wilson series Storm Of Love And War. All lost inspo and motivation for them sadly.

14. What are your writing strengths?

Feelings and description. I could write about them all day long which is probably why some of my works reach past 10k.

15.  What are your writing weaknesses?

Dialogue maybe. I find it difficult to throw in, especially during a smut scene. Don't exactly know what you're supposed to say in that situation so I improvise to the best of my ability.

16. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I think it's great if you want to include it! But make sure to triple check and see if what you want to say is actually what you're saying and that it makes sense. Translators are okay (not always accurate), but if you know someone who speaks the language and can help then definitely ask them.

17. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Marvel and I'm still here.

18. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

Without a doubt Black Velvet. I've put so much into that series that it's my baby. The fact that people choose to read it still shocks me to this day. I also have tons of love for Siempre. It's a fic that's extremely near and dear to my heart, because I didn't originally write it to be posted, I just wrote it for myself.