#(this is a direct redraw from the distortionist)

[blimeypip]

̷A̷̷n̷̷d̷ ̷s̷̷u̷̷r̷̷e̷, ̷I̷'̷m̷ ̷t̷̷h̷̷e̷ ̷o̷̷n̷̷e̷ ̷w̷̷h̷̷o̷ ̷s̷̷w̷̷u̷̷n̷̷g̷ ̷t̷̷h̷̷e̷ ̷m̷̷e̷̷t̷a̷̷l̷ ̷b̷a̷̷t̷ ̷ B̷̷u̷̷t̷, ̷h̷̷e̷̷y̷, ̷I̷ ̷c̷a̷̷n̷'̷t̷ ̷c̷̷o̷̷n̷̷t̷̷r̷̷o̷̷l̷ ̷t̷̷h̷̷e̷ ̷u̷̷r̷̷g̷̷e̷! ̷ N̷̷o̷̷b̷̷o̷̷d̷̷y̷'̷s̷ ̷g̷̷o̷̷n̷̷n̷a̷ ̷b̷̷l̷a̷̷m̷̷e̷ ̷m̷̷e̷ ̷f̷̷o̷̷r̷ ̷t̷̷h̷a̷̷t̷