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ok it seems like while i was having fun listening to charlie ramble about politics everyone else got into a fight over actual ccs and shit. i thought we left that behind? what happened? why have we forgotten how to have fun?
#people please just#don't make it that big of a deal#i've seen some stuff and while i agree there might be some biases here and there i assure you#no one is acting with malicious intent#they never are#so just#idk#chill#agree to disagree#it's never that serious#it's minecraft roleplay#qsmp#buggy thoughts
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Once again things are not what I thought they were..
#vent#they never are#my perspective on life and myself is literally so warped#whenever someone tells me a piece of information involving me I’m like Oh#really???
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headache headache headache
#work tag#pro tip: don’t fucking overenroll your classrooms praying someone’s out sick#they never are#so many crying screaming kids#jules speaks
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#like WHY is it always only the round ones??#i also bought square-shaped ones#but they're NOT crooker#they never are#damn those cute round glasses
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it's always the bitches that just show their friends memes in real life that are CONVINCED they're the funniest in a group
#THEY NEVER ARE#people need to distinguish between#being funny#and having a sense of humour#also like the difference between in person comedy and online comedy#this one person im friends w is actually obsessed w the idea that she's really funny when she's like average funny#just shows people like jerma clips irl#girl that's not how YOU are funny#that's how JERMA is funny#funny#humor#comedy#jerma#jerma985
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Bonus: they're not a psychiatrist
Doctors prescribing SSRIS are like “you just haven’t found the right strain yet bruh”
#they never are#a psychiatrist would recognise SSRIs aren't working and try a different drug class#but other drs thing ssris cure modern-day hysteria so they shove them on everyone they think is lying or experiencing something they can't#explain easily#i was lucky in that i was already on an ssri every time a physician tried pulling that#and i'm like no. my psychiatrist is the one in charge of my mental health medication#i'm not changing it without talking to him
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had a fun experience on the subway the other day
#mouth is not a sweet bro and hella Jeff reference I never read anything by Hussie#it’s actually based on the jermavenus#mine#comics#diary#to this menacing looking bald guy… i apologize. and if i see you again i might ask you out.#my comics
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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."
I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.
Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl
#she was the epitome of ''he a little confused but he got the spirit''#everyone at this company retreat was drunk as a skunk#it was wild#all of them were very sweet don't get me wrong#but as someone who never went to college parties this was my first Experience with a true party
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sometimes i gaslight myself into thinking they’re real people who like my blog
it must legitimately be a hard time to be a tumblr user who happens to be a hot lady in a bikini who has never posted anything ever
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
#THIS TOOK ME FOREVER RAAHHHH#i had help from my mom with stuff like the parts of the traje de mestiza which is the outfit shes wearing#this trend looks so much fun and i wanted to join in.. im first gen canadian though so ive never been to the philippines and only#know thru stories of my parents growing up. im proud of my heritage but there are some things i didnt grow up with that#make me feel disconnected from my culture. so it was nice to talk to my mom abt it and ask for her help with this :3#the pleated tapis is meant to resemble her skirt.. i had no way of adding her stockings but i noticed the piano key design#so i used that for the saya. the bandana is meant to resemble her hairties and shes wearing bakya wooden slippers with embroidery#i kinda wanted to add the panuelo to resemble her tie as a finishing touch but i forgor ;w; just imagine it i guess#my mom really likes this. shes a little confused abt the blue hair and i had to explain her hair is like that but she thinks shes pretty#originally i wanted her holding the woven pamaypay and fanning herself because ITS HOT ITS 25 FUCKING DEGREES TODAY#but i couldnt get the pose right so i settled for this. i wanna draw her and brazilian miku high fiving ill do that tmrw#my art#myart#hatsune miku#miku worldwide#philippines#vocaloid#miku
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I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind
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#willabee#stealing this caption from hyojin onf#it's true though willabee is very gentle and kind she never uses violence
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Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.
It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.
Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.
#ramblies#cards against humanity#CAH#I have never ever regretted being on their mailing list like truly it’s always great#every Black Friday I love joining their antics#elongated muskrat
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The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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