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bubbles-on-the-tide-of-empire · 5 days ago

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The Trials of Jubilee

Can't get over the juxtaposition of Tributes dying awful and bloody in the Arena while Lucky is busy trying to lure his fucking mange-ridden parrot off the ceiling with a cracker.

(UPA character studies/referance under the cut)

#the ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games #lucky flickerman #jubilee #the capitol #they werent feeding tributes but lucky gets a cracker #even when youre dying you cant get attention #book canon #first time trying this style #it was really fun #lucy gray baird #may the odds be ever in your favor #theyre not #they never are

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spacedustmantis · 2 years ago

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ok it seems like while i was having fun listening to charlie ramble about politics everyone else got into a fight over actual ccs and shit. i thought we left that behind? what happened? why have we forgotten how to have fun?

#people please just #don't make it that big of a deal #i've seen some stuff and while i agree there might be some biases here and there i assure you #no one is acting with malicious intent #they never are #so just #idk #chill #agree to disagree #it's never that serious #it's minecraft roleplay #qsmp #buggy thoughts

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vast-and-meaningless · 5 months ago

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Once again things are not what I thought they were..

#vent #they never are #my perspective on life and myself is literally so warped #whenever someone tells me a piece of information involving me I’m like Oh #really???

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wintersearose · 2 years ago

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#like WHY is it always only the round ones??#i also bought square-shaped ones #but they're NOT crooker #they never are #damn those cute round glasses

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m-jay-gee · 2 years ago

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it's always the bitches that just show their friends memes in real life that are CONVINCED they're the funniest in a group

#THEY NEVER ARE #people need to distinguish between #being funny #and having a sense of humour #also like the difference between in person comedy and online comedy #this one person im friends w is actually obsessed w the idea that she's really funny when she's like average funny #just shows people like jerma clips irl #girl that's not how YOU are funny #that's how JERMA is funny #funny #humor #comedy #jerma #jerma985

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ryanthedemiboy · 10 months ago

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Bonus: they're not a psychiatrist

Doctors prescribing SSRIS are like “you just haven’t found the right strain yet bruh”

#they never are #a psychiatrist would recognise SSRIs aren't working and try a different drug class #but other drs thing ssris cure modern-day hysteria so they shove them on everyone they think is lying or experiencing something they can't #explain easily #i was lucky in that i was already on an ssri every time a physician tried pulling that #and i'm like no. my psychiatrist is the one in charge of my mental health medication #i'm not changing it without talking to him

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amartworks · 3 months ago

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had a fun experience on the subway the other day

#mouth is not a sweet bro and hella Jeff reference I never read anything by Hussie #it’s actually based on the jermavenus #mine #comics #diary #to this menacing looking bald guy… i apologize. and if i see you again i might ask you out.#my comics

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galaxyspeaking · 1 month ago

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Why can’t we just stay right here?

#jayvik #arcane spoilers #arcane #jayce x viktor #jayce talis #viktor arcane #doomed yaoing like I’ve never doomed yaoied before #we are so so back #galaxy draws

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theofficialuriel · 2 months ago

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summary of act 1

#arcane #viktor arcane #vi arcane #arcane meme #no bc why was he literally jesus #never let a situationship turn you Emo the way it did vi #arcane season 2 #arcane spoilers

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wickedsum · 2 years ago

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sometimes i gaslight myself into thinking they’re real people who like my blog

it must legitimately be a hard time to be a tumblr user who happens to be a hot lady in a bikini who has never posted anything ever

#they never are #pls pornbots i get so excited for NOTHING

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andisupreme · 4 months ago

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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

#she was the epitome of ''he a little confused but he got the spirit''#everyone at this company retreat was drunk as a skunk #it was wild #all of them were very sweet don't get me wrong #but as someone who never went to college parties this was my first Experience with a true party

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puppyeared · 4 months ago

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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

#THIS TOOK ME FOREVER RAAHHHH #i had help from my mom with stuff like the parts of the traje de mestiza which is the outfit shes wearing #this trend looks so much fun and i wanted to join in.. im first gen canadian though so ive never been to the philippines and only #know thru stories of my parents growing up. im proud of my heritage but there are some things i didnt grow up with that #make me feel disconnected from my culture. so it was nice to talk to my mom abt it and ask for her help with this :3 #the pleated tapis is meant to resemble her skirt.. i had no way of adding her stockings but i noticed the piano key design #so i used that for the saya. the bandana is meant to resemble her hairties and shes wearing bakya wooden slippers with embroidery #i kinda wanted to add the panuelo to resemble her tie as a finishing touch but i forgor ;w; just imagine it i guess #my mom really likes this. shes a little confused abt the blue hair and i had to explain her hair is like that but she thinks shes pretty #originally i wanted her holding the woven pamaypay and fanning herself because ITS HOT ITS 25 FUCKING DEGREES TODAY #but i couldnt get the pose right so i settled for this. i wanna draw her and brazilian miku high fiving ill do that tmrw #my art #myart #hatsune miku #miku worldwide #philippines #vocaloid #miku

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cobble-stone · 2 months ago

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#cobble’s tones #loosely inspired by if it sucks hit the bricks #i think walking into the ocean and never leaving could fix me

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twinliches · 5 months ago

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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

#interestingly not the most harrowing thing that happened tonight no that was #getting recognized from a podcast. i hope that never happens to me again thats so fucking scary #fuck me and my wretched life why do i always end up exisiting in the public eye while detesting the consequences

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ghost-oftheriver · 1 month ago

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