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tommystummy · 4 days
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Buck: mayday, mayday this is Pilot Buckley of American Airlines flight 118, we are going to make an emergency landing at the Kinard hangar coming in hot at high velocity. Do we have clearance to land?
Tommy: Evan, I swear to God just put it in me
Buck: Roger that Ground Control, landing gear has been deployed.
Tommy: Land that 787 jumbo jet, baby.
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:: The Value of Women ::
the Value of Women, btw Every time i Do a Post in the MGTOW Tag i get a female bitching at me ... She Obviously know’s she doesn't belong there but not giving a fuck look’s any way and then btich’ed above everything she see’s ... Fair warning’s i’m going to Block you, if you ... Bitch at Me. 
if your a Female in the MGTOW Area you have No Right to Speak, it’s a Men’s only tag !!! 
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in My Study of Women ... there Value is Next to Nothing becuz kid’s ... thay do nothing there mind’s are too wild to be a of a Value there too negative to be company ... then again i’m talking of primate’s aka Human's in other part’s off the world like animal’s thay have a Value. In the Hive Women end up as Queen Bee’s. but there still evil thay kill other Queen’s in the Maggot Phase. 
Many other time’s the female’s of other race’s like Canine’s Cat’s ... Only need to worry about getting food ... and not Dying ... 
in Human Society, there a Parasite and there very Mean and ill of Logic. thay Don’ t Know How Logic Work’s and there Not Honest. there Boss’ s and Stupid. 
there a Burden, A Problem, thay Not Only don’t Work, thay Are very Resource's taxing and feel there entitled to them. Also if thay get a Job there Boring and if thay don’t get a Job there a Parasite. 
You Can’ t Be Honest with them with out Triggering them. Many of them Can’t Be Enlightened. and Too Many of them are Psychotic. there Loud and Extremely Mean for no reason .. there Perception of reality is VERY FUCKED UP !!! 
and Beyond sex i can’t see a Good use of them. 
I’m Not trying to be a Sexist asshole to any other male reading this i can’t see the value in a female and many other male’s are the same way the women are selfish, noisy, dangerous asshole and the cop’s love to follow them around becuz thay know any moment there going to scream RAPPE !!! or frame you for some other shit. 
and the Woman’s Mind is, to a degree kinda her enemy if she is Weak ... a Weak Woman go’s insane. A Strong one Becuz Hyper Intelligent, and the Weak think there Super Girl. As thay Rapidly descend into Maddness. 
Again, i’m not trying to be a Sexist Prick, and More n more Male’s want to get the fuck away from thay blow up a lot too and thay Put all of the Blame on men. 
Thay can't Take an error thay can’t Can Oops. 
Also thay are Very Closed Minded, and it take them a long time to Upgrade as in boy’s Mature With the Time’s as female’s take a fuck of a lot longer to get in gear, thay hook on a few thing's of the time’s but not everything like men will. 
Also thay Lie with a Hiccup, You Know How you can’t Control a Hiccup, same for a female with a Lie thay can’t help it there Pathological liar’s. 
Many of them are Just that Extremely Selfish, and Have No Shame. 
Not all ... but the Selfishness in them in time can make them all that way where thay will turn on even there family .... the power of Raw selfishness is that Strong in a Woman. And thay Feel Virtues-est with there Selfishness. Kinda Like Paladin Defending the Light Fighting off Demon’s Protecting a Holy Land, a Blessed Place. THAT Kind of Virtues !!! 
Above all .... if you Want to be with a Women it’s on you. but there Going to drain you like a dementor and Cast you a side like a Used Condom, Once there done with you. 
And there is No Point Arguing with a female .... like a Computer with a Virus there is nothing you can do, trying to Reason with the system will only Spread the Virus and make it Stronger ... Women are Not Able to be Thought thay will tell you yes i the moment but later blow it in your face thay will give the false Image of Some one that Learned. 
More Lie’s .... Women are Such a Hassle, Extinction Doesn't Look So Bad. 
And that Wasn't’ a Joke. 
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