#(the cook cleaned out a deep fryer and the floor wasn’t fully dry and I didn’t notice and didn’t take precautions)
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I found the missing bruise that should be on my left side (the side I primarily landed on). It’s right next to my armpit, almost outlining it. Because my arm got caught in the trash can and that’s where most of the initial weight and momentum went on that side. I kinda hope i get a larger bruise to show for it instead of a little spot bruise surrounded by sore muscle, purely for the aesthetic.
#I didn’t even know I fell#I was walking and then my elbow was in the trash and my leg was under the grill#I didn’t stand a chance against the soapy water + oil on the floor#(the cook cleaned out a deep fryer and the floor wasn’t fully dry and I didn’t notice and didn’t take precautions)#tbh I didn’t even feel pain there until just now in the shower because I ran the washcloth over it#my leg? oh yeah that hurts. didn’t feel it happen but I somehow knocked it in at least two spots on the table#my hip? ehhh a little sore but not enough for a bruise#I’m okay I’ve just. not had a terrific day.
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