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silverstark · 1 year ago

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BingQiu’s child would be a nightmare to parent. Very cute, a natural manipulator having learned from Binghe all his life, very clever, and when anyone dares to push back he’s a sarcastic bitchy little terror.

#SVSSS #BingQiu #oh boy when he decides to date #(some demon princess who thinks holding a sword to his throat is courtship behavior)#(princess there can be gender-neutral if you want)#he’s gonna have a whole courtcase and even a tune to hum #under his breath #Binghe: let’s just throw him in the Luo river #SQQ *gesturing for Binghe to massage his forehead*: No #(that would set up a revenge arc binghe do you want to die)#shitpost

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